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Strawberry Splash!

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What's your favourite funny movie quote? Posted: 9/29/2005 4:54:02 AM
~ Pink Panther Strikes Again ~ “Does your dewg bite?” asks Inspector Clouseau as he approaches the front desk in the French hotel, eying the mongrel lying on the floor. “No my dog does not bite,” says the desk clerk. Clouseau: Nice Dewggy (bends down to pet the pooch - it snarls and promptly attacks Clouseau’s ankle. Clouseau is trying to get him off by shaking his foot, but the dog won’t let go. “I thought you said your dewg does not bite,” says Clouseau. “That is not my dog,” replies the clerk.

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Things not to bring on a first date Posted: 9/28/2005 9:23:16 AM
~ Rubber Gloves ~ Cue Cards ~ Sexual Reassignment Progress Report ~ Soup for One ~ Shower Bonnet ~ Michael Jackson Fan Club Membership Card ~ Rid-X ~ Laugh Track ~ Roischach (Ink Blot) Test ~ Laundry ~ Barry Manilow CD ~ Antlers ~ Green Furry Thing in Refrigerator Drawer ~ Plunger...

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Gov. Gen. Michaëlle Jean Posted: 9/28/2005 4:06:52 AM
I'm not terribly familiar with her work or position aside from her being a brilliant journalist and host of The Passionate Eye/Rough Cuts on CBC Newsworld. I've read she's won many coveted awards including the Amnesty International Journalism Award, the Anik Prize and the Galaxi Award for best information program host. She's a unique force/talent and has much to bring to the table. I'm sure she will represent her Appointment with the level of integrity, strength, and effectiveness she's shown in the past. She'll be a trusted voice to many who've not had one.

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Ladies, your thought on men in Speedos Posted: 9/27/2005 5:48:36 PM
I can't imagine why a man that's not involved in Water Polo (Speedo stays submerged for the most part) or competitive swimming (Speedo also submerged) would want to pack his bits and pieces like they're being prepped for overseas shipment. Sculpted bodies or not so sculpted bodies have options aside from displaying their wares in a Speedoesque fashion...they're really not flattering on anyone...aside from bringing your troublesome Mother-in-Law to tears, they serve no real purpose!

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List Of rejected Barbie Dolls Posted: 8/15/2005 9:40:42 AM
"I've fallen & I can't get up" Barbie...or "Chia" Barbie

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What's your favourite funny movie quote? Posted: 8/14/2005 11:43:48 AM
"Badges.?..we don't need no stinkin' badges."... Blazing Saddles "It's these cans! He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"...The Jerk "I know we've only known each other 4 weeks and 3 days, but to me it seems like 9 weeks and 5 days."....The Jerk "The truth hurts, doesn't it? Maybe not as bad as jumping on a bicycle without a seat cushion, but it hurts."... Naked Gun 2.5: The Final Insult Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. ...The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad

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Who are you? Part 2!! Posted: 8/14/2005 7:51:25 AM
Oooops...posted through a vine...didn't realize this was for folks from Alberta...can't delete it...sorry to intrude everybody!

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Who are you? Part 2!! Posted: 8/14/2005 7:43:56 AM
1) Your fav animal?...Dog 2) What kind of bed are you sleeping in?...Queen 3) Something you would put in a jacuzzi. (besides me, lol) ?...Rubber ducky 4) Favorite Insect?...Ladybug 5) Somewhere you havent had sex but want to?...Marriage License Bureau 6) Ever been cow tipping?...No 7) Your fav alcoholic drink?...Gave it up 8) Favorite Song?...I can only imagine 9) What hair length turns you on on a mate?...Short 10) What color hair are you attracted to on a mate?...Varies 11) What sport would you excel in?...1st to checkout on End Of Season Clearance Sale 12) Favorite time of day?...Dusk 13) Would 'toys' scare you? (in bed)...Yes, if they include a generator 14) Your mate is standing at the sink doing the dishes, what would you do?...Give him "the wave" 15) If you were to have a food fight, what food would it be?...Spaghetti 16) Your on a hot date and your date trips and falls after kissing you, what would you do?...Ask him for proof of Insurance 17) What fruit best describes you?...Strawberry 18) Your somewhere with alot of people and you need to pass gas. Would you try to hold it, let it squeek out or just go for it? ...Sooooo hold it! 19) Would you admit that the stink came from you?...Ummmm, noooo! 20) What colour are the sheets on your bed?...Taupe 21) While watching a movie on TV, what possition are you in?...Snuggled in corner of couch 22) Favorite place to go to relax?...Camping 23) Your in a store and you hear someone come on the PA and say your name and to pick up line 4....Make like I've never heard of her 24) Your on a date and a hot man/woman walks by. Do you stare or try to ignore them?...Ignore

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How many people like Stand up Comedy? Posted: 8/13/2005 7:53:28 AM
Hard to beat an evening of live stand-up with a comedian that knows how to work the audience...Richard Jeni is one of my favorites...Bobby Collins also a great talent...John Pinette, gotta love 'im...

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any Monty Phyton Fans ?? Posted: 7/14/2005 2:01:30 PM
Huge Python fan from waaaaaay back... "Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh?... Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"

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What did you get teased about growing up? Posted: 7/14/2005 1:54:04 PM
My intense fear of butterflies...just couldn't seem to shake it 'till 11th grade!

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THE DAVINCI CODE Posted: 7/13/2005 3:25:41 PM
Sounds plausible even probable!...but there's still the stench of RAT in the air!

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THE DAVINCI CODE Posted: 7/13/2005 3:05:05 PM
To the average reader, Cracking Davinci's Code does illuminate many of Brown's claims to be just that, Brown's claims...it's nothing new but may be new to this generation...it's all been tried before...and as to whether or not the book is a joke, guess it just depends on what you consider funny...the points contained within the book (Cracking) are valid...History versus Hearsay...

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THE DAVINCI CODE Posted: 7/13/2005 11:14:22 AM
Ah yes, the Divinci Code...should have been entitled, Dan Brown's Code...great little book if you find yourself short on bird cage liner...a wee bit of truth blended with just the right amount of deception to sway the uninformed...Mr. Brown seems an opportunist and is riding the wave of his successful scheme...and yes, there is an agenda...those that are secure in their Christian faith see right through his work but those still seeking answers are left to his mercy...he has mislead 1000's to date and I'm sure many more to come...there is another book authored by James L. Garlow and Peter Jones entitled Craking Davinci's Code that can help clear up many of the misconceptions Brown offered...if you want to stay or be informed without consulting scripture directly, give it a read...it counterpoints Brown's position beautifully...as with any dispute, look into both sides if you want to stay ahead of the game...

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