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wtbusername

Joined: 12/3/2007

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Profile review please Posted: 12/29/2008 5:04:48 AM
Thanks for the feedback and I've now made some changes. Would appreicate any more ideas that people may have. Happy New Year!

wtbusername

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Profile review please Posted: 12/28/2008 3:03:37 PM
Hi there, I'm still on the site and getting some responses but not as many as I would like! I've reviewed my own profile and made some changes. Would appreciate it if someone would take a few moments to give me their opinion. Cheers

wtbusername

Joined: 12/3/2007

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Ladies, would you review my profile please Posted: 11/12/2008 1:38:31 AM
I've returned to this site for another go and would appreciate some constructive comments regarding my profile. The aim is to be on the humourous side and I hope I've achieved that; would any appreciate advice you can offer. Thanks!

wtbusername

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very true Posted: 1/4/2008 4:18:17 AM
How do you destroy a blonde's confidence? Is it in yet? FOUR words! NINE letters! Plus the question

wtbusername

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I really could use some help with my profile pls n thanks Posted: 12/30/2007 10:14:43 AM
To be honest, I think you're profile shows you're a good guy. However, I do feel it needs to be a little more distinctive. At the moment it comes across as genuine but just a little bland. Try to liven it up! Put something in there that makes it stand out a little more. Remember than when the girls are flicking through profiles they will be viewing many at a time so you will need to catch their attention. Once you have their attention, naturally, it is up to you to keep it.

wtbusername

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Best Signs.... Posted: 12/24/2007 6:56:30 AM
One for this time of year...... Carol Singers will be executed!

wtbusername

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how dirty are you?? Posted: 12/24/2007 1:02:01 AM
Ok, whats the correction factor a guy is suppose to use? Is it actual fine x2 or x3? lol

wtbusername

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Lame joke !! Posted: 12/24/2007 12:11:48 AM
Why is it that it's mostly lame jokes that make me laugh? You might want to skip this thread now A £20 note and a camel walk into a bar and the £20 note order himself a beer. After the camel has stood there and watched the note drink half of it, he eventually says 'So are you going to buy me a drink then or not?' The £20 note replies 'You must be joking! Do you think I'm made of money?'

wtbusername

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Letter to Santa Posted: 12/23/2007 2:14:56 AM
Aye very good :) Just emailed to everyone in my address book

wtbusername

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Review My Profile Posted: 12/22/2007 11:12:06 PM
You've included a good set of photos but personally I think your profile would benefit for some comments which aren't purely sex based!

wtbusername

Joined: 12/3/2007

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What do you think of this? Posted: 12/22/2007 11:09:46 PM
Would anyone have 5 mins to spare some information on how to improve my profile? Any info you can offer would be great as I'm a little new to this site and not entirely sure what to include. Thanks in advance

wtbusername

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Teacher & cop comments Posted: 12/22/2007 9:13:08 PM
Very good! All time favourite, I forget where I heard or read it... 'Cheerful idiot blunders through life pushing doors he's suppose to pull'

wtbusername

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Profile check Posted: 12/14/2007 8:52:24 AM
Hi all, not sure if this is a valid thread or not but was wondering whether any of you ladies would mind checking out my profile and give me a few do's and dont's :) If you have the time to give me a bit of info on structure and content, it would be cool If not, have a nice Christmas and great holiday!

wtbusername

Joined: 12/3/2007

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Nuclear War 12,000 years ago? Posted: 12/12/2007 8:34:05 AM
No, I haven't looked into it. You just reminded me of something I heard in a lecture some years ago. That said, I had a quick look on the internet. This might interest you. http://www.ocrwm.doe.gov/factsheets/doeymp0010.shtml

wtbusername

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funny yet insulting... Posted: 12/12/2007 7:34:45 AM
You mean these intro lines don't work? OMG!! Ah crap!! Must think of something else. How about... I'd love to get to know you better, do you fancy coming over to mine to help me clean the knives? I don't do this normally but the voice commands so I must obey!

wtbusername

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Nuclear War 12,000 years ago? Posted: 12/10/2007 5:22:56 AM
You assume all nuclear meltdowns are man made. I remember one of my University lecturers commenting on a Uranium build up at a site called Uolo, so much that it reached critical mass. Pretty sure this was in Africa though and much longer ago than 12,000 years.

wtbusername

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Not PC Posted: 12/10/2007 5:04:50 AM
My brother sent me this one, it's not very PC An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman take their wives golfing. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. She replies "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb...Tidy yerself up a bit."

wtbusername

Joined: 12/3/2007

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If you had God in the room with you... Posted: 12/9/2007 10:11:59 AM
Turn on Sky News and ask him: 'Good job there Lord, happy now?'

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