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Favorite Quotes
Posted: 8/9/2006 3:10:48 AM | I've been collecting quotes awhile, these are some of my more interesting ones. It's a little long, but I couldn't just pick a couple.
"I wish I could set people on fire by looking at them."
“Every man is a genius until he opens his mouth.” ~ Anon ~
"Oh yes, I will kick your ass. And I will do it without smudging my eyeliner." ~ Anon ~
"Ever notice how the most often quoted person is 'Anon?'~ Anon ~
"Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped." ~ Anon ~
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. ~ Anon ~
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. ~ Anon ~
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.~ Anon ~
Avoid reality at all costs. ~ Anon ~
All general statements are false. ~ Anon ~
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. ~ Anon ~
Reality is an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency. ~ Anon ~
A man is known by the company he avoids.—anon
Don't wrestle with pigs; you get dirty and they enjoy it.
My mind's made up - don't confuse me with the facts.--anon.
I'm for a stronger death penalty. ~President George Bush.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. ~ Jason Kidd
"Me fail English? That unpossible!"~ Ralph Wiggum ~
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~ Winston Churchill ~
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
”I've not failed I've only found 10,000 ways to do it wrong”~Thomas Edison ~
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war."~ Unknown ~
Guys are jerks, woman are psychotic."~ Kurt Vonnegut
Remember, when someone annoys you,
it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but,
it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm
and cream the ***hole!"
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing, that's why we recommend it daily."~ Zig Ziglar ~
You know that a party sucks when the people are playing charades.
Charades? What the hell? Did we run out of beer?"~ An unnamed English professor ~
"Communism, Conformity, and Cheerleaders: The 3 C's of evil I must battle every day." Cassidy C ~
"Don't be so humble. You're not that great." ~ Golda Meir ~
"Don't worry, that happens to everybody. [pause] It just happens to stupid people first." – Lily
"I said I have to take a bath. I didn't say I was going to." – Kirby
"Everyone needs a hobby. World domination is as good as any other." – Clayton
"We're only gonna do this once. So get it right, or we're gonna do it again." - Coach Garridell
"People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito."
"Hang on and buckle up. I'm going to try something I saw in a cartoon once." – Cody
"Don't pedestrians have the right of way?"
"Not when they're paying attention."
"Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they’re okay, you’re it."
"Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good." | | | |
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