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NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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How long have you been doing online dating? Posted: 6/6/2006 2:03:13 AM
Seems that 'real time' dating and online dating don't differ all that much. The same moves and expectations that ensure failure in 'real life' also ensure failure online. So let's all hang tightly onto that list of mate qualifications we use for a guide and bravely venture forth. It's that very list that dooms us to failure but no one can pry it from our grasp. We live and breathe that list.

NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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Let the sun shine Posted: 1/3/2006 10:02:31 PM
Your breath Soft in my ear Whispers take me Take me away from here Your lovely feet Toes raised on high Feet pressing Pressing against the sky And the velvet pressure Of your heated thigh Urging me on Helping you fly I soar with you I dip and sway Moving with you In every way Your hot breath whispers Take me Take me away

NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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How Sexy Is Intelligence? Posted: 12/30/2005 9:34:04 AM
Intelligence is EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligence = imagination and imagination is VERY welcome in my bedroom!

NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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Cramps leg, muscle spasams what are they is it a circulation Posted: 12/30/2005 9:29:47 AM
I've had good luck using foot massage techniques to relieve leg cramps. Doesn't always work but usually does.

NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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why do men think its so easy for women to get some? Posted: 7/15/2005 10:18:40 AM
This is a silly thread but we're here for fun, right? It IS much easier for women to get laid than men. But, as some of my women friends point out, we're talking quantity, not quality. As Bill Maher pointed out one time, "A woman walks into a bar. Every guy turns his head to her. They all want to buy her a drink, buy her dinner, buy her a car." He starts laughing here and continues, "Imagine what kind of hero, celebrity, etc. us guys would have to be to experience this!" As the Eagles put it, "Girls just seem to find out early, how to open doors with just a smile."

NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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Are vaginas all similar looking? Posted: 7/15/2005 10:08:22 AM
Vaginas are as varied as flowers in the garden...Thank God! :) No two the same except for one time I noticed that sisters do have more similar ones....but that's a post for another thread. LOL What also varies greatly is vaginal responses to stimuli. This is what gives men the bad reputation as being poor lovers. Once a woman has trained a man to give her orgasms and that man goes to a different woman, he may as well throw out ninety percent of what he's learned. This new woman will look down at him in bed and go, What the hell are you doing?!? But don't get me wrong...it's ALL good!!!!

NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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How Do You Know When Your Not Just Friends Anymore? Posted: 7/15/2005 9:58:19 AM
Well, I knew a girl once and we'd always been 'just friends'. I went out with friends one night, there were six of us, and she was there. We all squeezed into a booth at a restaurant and I ended up sitting by her. At one point in the evening she put her hand on my thigh, very, very high, squeezed and kept it there. Then she looked me in the eyes and asked the age-old question that women always get around to, "What are you thinking?" I told her I was thinking I wish I had brought my toothbrush. She said, "Don't worry, I keep new ones at my apartment." As usual, me being the male, I had no clue this was coming but obviously she'd decided we should be more than friends. And that's how I found out.

NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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Sexual flirting....then ya never talk to the person again Posted: 7/15/2005 9:37:56 AM
Ahhhhh...seduced and abandoned. A sad tale...often told.

NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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Poetry Collection Posted: 7/14/2005 9:34:35 AM
Your breath Soft in my ear Whispers take me Take me away from here Your lovely feet Toes raised on high Feet pressing Pressing against the sky And the velvet pressure Of your heated thigh Urging me on Helping you fly I soar with you I dip and sway Moving with you In every way Your hot breath whispers Take me Take me away

NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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Dieing Time - A short story work of fiction Posted: 6/30/2005 2:34:58 PM
I love to toy with any ideas that involve time travel of some sort. Here's a beginning I dreamed up that anyone is free to run with. A pretty successful guy buys a big new fancy house. One of the features is elaborate wall panel switches that electrically control everything. All of the switches have 3-letter designations. FHL means front hall light, etc. Several months after he buys the house his life falls apart. His wife leaves him, he loses his job, etc. One afternoon he is in quiet despair, moping around the house aimlessly. He finds himself staring at one of these switch panels. There is one switch there labeled DBY and he realizes that he's never used that one and doesn't even know what its for. He pushes it and it transports him to the Day Before Yesterday. (Possible title here...LOL) Its only a story start but it makes me wonder how a person could use this to his advantage...or disadvantage, as the case may be. Obviously, for this guy, the switch is found too late to fix any of his ongoing major problems but how would he use it to change his future? Bob

NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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Do Men act like they want you just so they can get what they want Posted: 6/22/2005 11:47:46 AM
Women use sex to get love, men use love to get sex.

NorthWisconsin

Joined: 6/7/2005

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Do Men act like they want you just so they can get what they want Posted: 6/22/2005 11:33:16 AM
Men do whatever they can do to get laid. It may be genetic...if its not, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I've heard men say that if you walk down any street and randomly ask the first 12 women you see if they want to go to bed, you may get your face slapped 11 times but...one of those 12 may just say, yeh, what the hell, why not. Men are eternal optimists when it comes to sex.

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