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Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

Msg: 41 (view)

talking dirty and sexting Posted: 10/16/2009 7:22:48 PM
Cybersex?? That's rediculous. It's too tough to type with one hand.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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no sex for 15 months Posted: 10/12/2009 10:07:45 PM
That's why they sell baby oil.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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The Deep Spot Posted: 10/12/2009 10:03:26 PM
Kidon, Let me clue you in. It's not that deep, which leads me to believe you read about it but never hit it, so stop the self promotion.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Why wont they swallow? Posted: 10/12/2009 9:53:40 PM
I'll rub it, I'll kiss it , I'll lick it, I'll suck it, I'll f__k it; but I absolutely will not swallow it. So if you don't want to swallow mine that's OK too.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Who or what do you think of when you get in that mood and you are alone Posted: 10/4/2009 3:28:58 AM
Baby Oil does it for me.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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dates versus sex Posted: 9/30/2009 9:09:35 PM
If he never takes you anywhere, and just comes over for sex that might be a tip-off. Also if he is always unavailable on the weekend you're being played. If he doesn't sleep over, if he just drops in unannouced, same thing. Finally if you have to ask it's probably just a sex thing.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Can't get guys interested... Posted: 8/30/2009 9:35:26 PM
It's numbers game it only takes one. You are an attractive girl, bright, and have a lot to offer. My 2 daughters met their husbands on a dating site, you can too. Nothing wrong with being shy, don't try to be someone you're not. Of course it might help if you lived in an area with a big population.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Hey people, Poke ! Posted: 8/30/2009 9:28:40 PM
The reason you don't get many good responses is your picture to start with. I never even checked your profile. You look like a jerk. Change your picture. Why should anyone take you serious when you pose looking like a buffoon.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Is he 'into me' or not? Posted: 8/1/2009 11:06:53 PM
The question you should be asking yourself is why am I obsessing about this guy? You don't fall in love with someone you haven't met!!!! It's OK to be interested, it's OK to be a little infatuated, it's not OK to be "into him". It's dangerous, it's irresponsible, it's childish.You are setting yourself up for heart ache. Cool your jets and set up a meeting.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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My fiance leaves my High and dry. Posted: 6/16/2009 3:26:04 AM
If you are absolutely determined to stay with him,do the following. Get a vibrator and as soon as he cums use it until you are satisfied. This will have two main effects. One he will get your message loud and clear and two it will probably excite him as he watches you ,and he should reconnect. And this guy is your fiance and he doesn't sleep over???? That's kinda strange too.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Love at first sight? It doesn't happen anymore in our age? Posted: 6/14/2009 8:46:24 AM
I fell in love with Heidi Klum at first sight, but she chose the singer. I wonder why?

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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I won't be an old Biddy! Posted: 6/14/2009 8:32:03 AM
Well I guess I'm an old fuddy-duddy, but an orgasm a day keeps me reasonably happy.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Watching porn and having a girlfriend? Posted: 6/12/2009 6:24:58 PM
the answer is ......... the same reason people masturbate even though they are in a fullfilling, monogomous relationship. It's break from the norm, not cheating , and no one is hurt by it, it can be done alone.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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sex on the first date Posted: 6/12/2009 6:01:55 PM
Iwas in a 7 year relationship with a woman I made love to on the first date. It was lust at first sight, which turned into love later on.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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what does the mystery of goodbye for?? Posted: 6/10/2009 10:54:01 AM
The ship has sailed. You played hard to get, so live with the consequence.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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twilight zone Posted: 6/9/2009 12:48:23 AM
It took her 8 months to discover the guy was a selfish, insensirive , guy??

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Would you be disturbed by dating someone whose ex was VERY good looking? Posted: 6/9/2009 12:41:47 AM
No, If anything, I'd figure the woman has a lot going for her if her ex. was really attractive.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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How online dating is working? Posted: 6/9/2009 12:22:08 AM
Next Level : Definitely talk on the phone. One phone call is better than 10 IM's.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Sex with no strings attached, is this possible? Posted: 5/28/2009 1:08:14 PM
Of course it's called "sport f-cking"

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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sex on the first meeting Posted: 5/28/2009 1:03:31 PM
The last womann I slept with on the first date I ended up in an exclusive relationship for 7 years, so the premiss that she got what she deserves doesn't always compute. She went with her emotions and things didn't work out. I do agree with the advice to move on and not pursue him.But, don't put up a wall around yourself or use some artificial time period before you make love . Go with your feelings. "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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21 and still a virgin, Any advice? Posted: 5/8/2009 5:51:38 PM
Look GoodmanGreg the guy wants to get laid,he's not talking about a relationship, he wants sex pure and simple. It's unrealistic to think it would be that easy for a guy in a wheel chair. He has an itch let a hooker scratch it. Sex will become demystified. And for you women out there agreeing with GG understand that for some people sex is just another form of entertainment. Not everybody needs a long lasting emotional attachment to participate.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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21 and still a virgin, Any advice? Posted: 5/2/2009 4:07:06 AM
Yes, get a hooker.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Circumcision... Posted: 3/26/2009 11:55:20 AM
The New England Journal of Medicine has just come out strongly recommending circumcisions. Of the three most common STD's with no known cure circumcised men had 25-30% less risk of contacting the diseases and passing them on. Hmm looks like the Jews had it right all along.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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What Form Posted: 3/11/2008 7:05:40 AM
I wish to ask a question of the administrator. It says : "fill out this form", and push submit button. I don't see a form or a submit button. Well here's my question anyway: Everytime I initiate an email I get a notification "message sent".When I check my "messages sent" it is not listed,and I never get a return answer. It would lead me to believe the message was somehow blocked. Can you clear this up for me? Donotposteaddiesonthe@forums.nono

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Circumcision.... Posted: 3/6/2008 9:47:23 PM
Malley, Do you think the mohel, just puts it on a chopping block and just starts chopping away. Nooooo the piece of foreskin to be removed is placed in a clamp,then he neatly quickly slices it off. Even if his hand shakes it's an idiot-proof procedure. Look I know the idea of cutting off a piece of your penis sounds gruesome and maybe even cruel. I've seen it done enough to know the baby is asleep 3-5 minutes later and it heals rather quickly. It would be a much bigger ordeal if it was done to an adult . Look to each his own if you don't want to cut your child don't,but in N. America it is the rule not the exception. I also don't buy into the premiss that by having or not having a foreskin it's more or less pleasurable.I doubt if it matters. Now lets get back to really important stuff like whether you like a sceamer or not, or whether a woman can be too wet, or why men only want sex.You know real heady intellectual discussions .

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Circumcision.... Posted: 3/5/2008 7:26:00 PM
Malley you are misinformed.Circumcision is NOT performed by a rabbi.It is performed by what is known as a Moyle. (rhymes with oil). He is usually an MD. who performs the circumcision as part of his medical practise. I call him a specialist because these guy perform hundreds if not thousands of these procedures. When was the last time you heard of a circumcised man complain about being circumcised. I don't feel victimized and I bet the others don't either.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Circumcision.... Posted: 3/5/2008 1:54:22 PM
I was always under the impression that circumcision started thousands of years ago by the Jews. Every Jewish male must circumcized. It's usually performed 8 days after birth by a specialist. I have been to a few of these ceremonies and I can assure you that the infants are NOT unduly stressed.Usually they are given a cotton ball dipped in wine to suck on. The operation is performed in about 10 seconds .The infant gives one scream and two minutes later is asleep. It is no more barbaric than girls getting their ears pierced. As an aside I had an a Christian uncle who actually wanted to convert to Judism but didn't go through with it because he would have had to be circumcized. I don't blame him.it's one thing for a newborn baby to have a little snip than be a full grown man requiring a pretty big slice .

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Breast implants Posted: 2/24/2008 9:53:35 AM
I had a seven year relationship with a nurse who worked for a plastic surgeon. I would say out of all the reasons a woman has breast augmentation, "to improve their chances or frequency of sexual encounters" would rank at the bottom. Far,and away the number one reason is for their own self esteem.They feel they will look better in and out of their clothes with bigger breasts. A distant second would be to please their S.O. Exotic dancers often have it done for professional reasons and upon leaving the business many have them removed.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Can Only Have Orgasm With A Vibrator Posted: 2/24/2008 9:27:08 AM
I've known a couple of single unattached women,who can only cum with the aide of a vibrator. Is it possible for the clit to become desensitized because of frequent and heavy use of a vibrator, and if so is the condition reversible with discontinued use?

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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how and when do I tell this guy EXACTLY how inexperienced I am romantically and sexually Posted: 2/22/2008 8:10:46 AM
All the advice about not saying anything at first and letting things progress naturally is really good advice. It sounds like you want to kiss this guy.Now it's possible that he is shy also.He might find it awkward to make the first move. Don't be afraid to show him that care. Grab his hand during the date, walk close to him. Touch his arm . If by the end of the date he hasn't kissed you,face him at your door and lean in a little towards him. Hopefully he'll lean in too , when that happens keep moving your head slowly closer , he'll do the same and bingo your first kiss. If he doesn't take the hint, just give him a friendly hug good night.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Strap-on dildo Posted: 2/21/2008 10:45:12 AM
Not a chance , my back door swings out only. The only way you could use a strap-on on me would be to hit me over the head with it until I was unconscious.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Incisions.........out on a limb Posted: 2/21/2008 10:39:21 AM
Your rediculous bunny costume is the only thing that would turn me off . Congratulations on your life changing transformation, but dump that picture.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

Msg: 289 (view)

Her sexual past.....ur business? Posted: 2/19/2008 10:30:06 AM
You are entitled to know if your partner has a STD and that's about it. Numbers & frequency are none of my business and visa versa. If someone tried to grill me about ancient history I wouldn't answer .

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Sex with a swinging exhibitionist Posted: 2/19/2008 9:53:04 AM
First you need a few lessons in grammar. That was the longest run-on sentence I've ever seen. After you learn how to write then go see a shrink.You have some serious issues.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Ok...met a cute girl...but not certain about her relationship status... Posted: 2/18/2008 11:28:19 AM
Look she is obviously interested in you. She suggested you meet up. Just go ahead and meet her. If she is with the guy then play it cool and check out her friends.If she is not with a guy you can play it by ear. Part way through the evening you can casually ask her who the guy is in the myspace picture. THat should clarify things.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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What is your favorite part of Sex Posted: 2/17/2008 5:47:53 PM
I'm gonna....ahhh here it cummmms, ahhhhhhh, oooooowwww, ahhhhhhhowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, "goodnight" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... banana:

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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A lost sexual desire... Posted: 2/17/2008 5:42:34 PM
About 10 years ago following my divorce I got depressed.My doctor prescribed medication which did not help. On my next visit to the doctor I mentioned to him that I noticed a big drop in my libido and asked if the medication was the cause. He admitted that it was. I really went off on him ,he should have warned me.I fired him threw away the medicine and 3 weeks later I was walking around with a big grin on my face. Are you taking any mood altering medications?

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

Msg: 27 (view)

i have another BJ question, are men to stay still while getting it?? Posted: 2/17/2008 5:33:19 PM
I assume you are concerned about him shoving it down your throat, which I could understand could be a big turnoff to you. If you wrap your hand around the base you can control the depth of penetration. In general I would think most guys move around some during oral and yes we are kinda fu cking your face, but it's not disrespectful.It would be disrespectful if he came in your mouth without warning or getting permission.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Boys night out.. Posted: 2/17/2008 5:10:10 PM
When people are drunk they know what they are doing they just lose their inhibitions. They don't care. If a person is a mean drunk it's his real nature.He may contol it when sober but it's there under the surface. So if the guy cheated while drunk it's an indication that he would cheatwhile sober if given the chance. When married I had one "boy's night out " every week. I would get together with my ex-fraternity brothers and we'd play poker, or go to the track. We never went to a bar.That would be looking for trouble. Sooodon't assume the worst when he goes out with the guys.Now if he comes home at 3AM smelling of perfume or there is lipstick on the collar that's another story.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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How Do You Men Feel About the Pouch?? Posted: 2/17/2008 4:57:37 PM
Don't worry about what others think.It's what you think that counts.So if your pouch bugs you do something about it. Diet and exercize will do it. When I was 30 I was pretty vain and thin and had a full thick head of hair. Now I'm 64 have a pot belly and bald. I would like to lose the belly but not enough to diet or exercize, so I accept it. That's my choice. If I was 30 I would pay the price to feel better about myself.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Sex with no committment Posted: 2/17/2008 4:47:10 PM
It sounds like all things being equal you would like to have sex with this guy. Your concern is a valid one. But don't come right out and ask him right away.If you are starting to get romantic explain how you feel.Then see what he says.If you are satisfied with his answer then there is no problem. If you aren't then it's fish or cut bait. I had one date with a lady and we are planning to date again this weekend.I'm on POF a lot because I enjoy the forums not to meet someone else.Give him the benefit of the doubt.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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how to change negative self-image to improve sex life Posted: 2/17/2008 4:32:51 PM
They say acknowledging that you have a problem is half the battle.Well you've done that. Your boy friend your other friends and family can tell you that you look great but it doesn't matter.It's like the anorexic girls ,everyone tells them they are too thin but they still think they are fat. If you can't accept yourself, then don't. So heres the answer. Cover yourself when you go to bed with your boyfriend.Shut all the lights and fu ck your brains out. You're happy because he can't see your body so you can have a satisfying love making session. Some very orthodox fanatically religious Jews believe husband and wife should not seeeach other unclothed. They cut a hole in a sheet the wife on one side , the man on the other.It's kindof the same principle only not as extreme. Granted we can only see your face with your profile but you,look a bit thin. Is that the problem ? Do you thinkm you are too thin? If so , I guarantee 60% of the women on POF would kill to have your figure.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Want to Dance but Where?? Posted: 2/17/2008 8:08:27 AM
Come on, can't someone help me?

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Want to Dance but Where?? Posted: 2/16/2008 4:21:15 PM
For a second date we want to go somewhere and dance.We like oldies music. It must be in South Broward County or North Dade County. We're hoping for an older crowd too, but at this point as long as it's oldies that's fine. I used to go to Martha's .It closed.Also Dino and Petes it closed too. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Bumping into other internet daters out in the world Posted: 2/15/2008 1:46:58 PM
This woman living in the same city contacted me. We emailed a couple of times and decided to meet for coffee close by me. Her picture was a full bodied one and her face was not clear. We each described what each would be wearing. She recognized me immediately and came up to me and said."Hey I know you". Sure enough she lives in the same condo complex that I do and we had spoken in the elevator on occasion.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Ignored on Valentines Day? Posted: 2/14/2008 8:19:00 PM
Don't listen to those shrews telling you to dump him,They're flat out nuts.They are probably the same ones who thought it was terrible for a guy to prefer to watch the super bowl than make love with their SO. If that is the worse thing he ever does you'll have a strong relationship. Initially, you told him have fun. You acted like you didn't care. If it was me I'd think what a great girl she knows I want to camp with my buddies and she's not breaking my balls over it even though it's Valentines Day. Ok so now you let him know your feelings were hurt. Watch how he makes nice to you when he comes back from the camping trip. Not everybody thinks Valentines Day is a big deal. Saying all that, I knew Valentines day was a biggie when I was married and when I hadf a girlfriend later on. In both instances the women let their feelings be known in plenty of time for me to get a nice gift and plan a a special evening .

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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when you mess up a date!!!!!!!!!! Posted: 2/14/2008 3:29:42 PM
I'm 15 she's 14 a JAP ( Jewish American Princess) she invited me to be her date at her birthday party in her basement. Spin the Bottle, 5 minutes in the bathroom for the lucky pair. We go into the bathroom, 5 minutes later we come out. She goes up stairs and tells her mother that I "felt her up". Had to call my father to come get me, then had to explain why I was kicked out.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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When is it too soon? Posted: 2/14/2008 3:12:48 PM
3 Months ??? 3 Months??, Are you kidding me??? I'm 64 I could be dead in 3 months. My last girlfriend stayed with me for 7 years and we slept together at the end of the first date. What guy is going to wait 3 months? It's all chemistry you can tell after an hour & 1/2 if you 've got it. You might wait a couple of weeks for appearance sake but 3 months no way. If after the 3 rd date I.m anot really close then the woman just doesn't feel for me as strong as I feel for her and there won't be a fourth date.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Acceptance: I am not designed to enjoy sex Posted: 2/13/2008 6:51:23 PM
English Lass is right. I had 2 long term relationships for a total of 30yrs. The first one she could only climax while on top as her clit rubbed against me. The second one would rub her clit during intercourse to achieve satisfaction. You have been watching too many movies , for most women it's clit stimulation period. Stop beating yourself up.You appear to have unrealistic expectations. Next time you make love reach down with your hand during intercourse and rub away.

Jason402

Joined: 12/24/2007

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Hug or a Hand Shake? Posted: 2/12/2008 7:49:23 AM
Usually I would have had some nice phone conversations and if the woman did not come across as warm and friendly there wouldn't be a first meeting. If we were simpatico on the phone I would expect to give her a friendly hug.If she stuck her hand out I would graciously accept it,and not go for the hug.It would not be a good start to the meeting for me, I'd be thinking she was a cold fish. On one occasion I met a woman from POF without a phone call and just a couple superficial emails. In that case I let her take the lead in the greeting .She stuck out her hand and it was fine. I did not feel slighted because she was a total stranger.

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