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island livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

Msg: 219 (view)

Fun One Liners Posted: 12/13/2005 8:47:34 PM
If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

island livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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IS IT JUST ME OR DO U EVER WONDER ....... Posted: 12/13/2005 8:46:26 PM
Brail on drivethoughs...ahh life most unanswerable question

island livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!! Posted: 12/13/2005 8:42:08 PM
I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR. That one is me for sure lol

island livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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Holiday Hilarity Posted: 12/13/2005 8:39:57 PM
I love a good chuckle, thanks buddy

island livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 12/13/2005 8:37:36 PM
I don't know what the chick did but I seriously heard a guy use "Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my head all day!" couldn't believe I had just heard it.....too funny

island livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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Age difference in dating Posted: 11/27/2005 7:20:15 PM
You know, I'm 19 and it sound kinda silly but I don't usually even give guys 20-24 the time of day, it's not something I do intentionally, i just don't find many of the younger ones attractive. I also think an age difference is healthy, you tend to learn more from each other. This is not to say that if I did meet a guy around my age that I liked would tell him to go to hell, I just have yet to meet one that was up for it. Oh and younger men tend to still be in that "gotta get me a super hot one" almost shallow faze. Most older men i have met are past that superficial stage, which I can safely say that I am still kinda in the throws of, i like my men as hot as come. lol

island livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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serious message: Posted: 11/27/2005 7:08:00 PM
I think I'm in love with you, lol just kidding but really wow

island livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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Drunken sex Posted: 10/13/2005 11:24:46 PM
I try to avoid the drunken sex, though it can be a great time (provided there is a full salute, the probability for E.D. problems greatly increases when drinking ) mistakes have been made though so I like to be at least half sober lol

Island Livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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Is it ok to have a friend with benefits.....??????????? Posted: 8/16/2005 9:55:37 PM
It is a perfectly acceptable thing to do I think....that one person you can caal is awesome. It's better than ging to the bar and picking up a different guy every time you get the urge, that'd be kinda gross....so giver

Island Livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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The wierdest Advice Mom gave... Posted: 8/16/2005 1:55:19 AM
My mother used to tell me "if you're driving down the road and you see a woman hitchhiking, you absolutely must pick her up.....girls are to delicate to hitchhike" what funny about that is through her youth she did most of her traveling by hitchhiking......lol what a cutie

Island Livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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favorites sayings u sayy all the time Posted: 8/16/2005 1:52:47 AM
I stole it from Dr. Phil but ti's to good.......You are dummer than a box of rocks

Island Livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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anyone think that uniforms are HOT Posted: 8/16/2005 1:49:38 AM
I most certainly love a man in Uniform, but I also like that kinda dirty "been workin all day" sweaty construction worker thing though

Island Livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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Canadians - what's the price of gas where you are? Posted: 8/16/2005 1:48:03 AM
oh ya we have the 3.5 off at the pump too.....fergot bout that one

Island Livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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Canadians - what's the price of gas where you are? Posted: 8/16/2005 1:46:40 AM
104.9 Duncan BC sick eh??

Island Livin

Joined: 6/9/2005

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What's the last thing you ate? Posted: 8/16/2005 1:45:47 AM
Cucumber and carrots with chipotle dip mmmm

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