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 Author Thread: Do girls get affended when u offer to buy them a douche?
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Do girls get affended when u offer to buy them a douche?
Posted: 7/1/2005 10:33:11 PM
Personally I don’t know what your problem is, I like the smells of sex they turn me on. The smell would have to be particularly bad/pungent to scare me away and if it where that bad it would probably be a good thing that I stayed away.
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Ball size, what’s your preference ?
Posted: 6/26/2005 1:40:17 AM
I't looks like we are breaking new ground were going to have to come up with an entire measuring system just for nuts.

Im guessing that walnut sized nuts would be in between medium and large
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Any way this is on the up & up?
Posted: 6/26/2005 1:01:51 AM
I would Id just bring a hand gun o wait no personal firearms in the casino nevermind.....
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
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How do guys really feel about being approached by women?
Posted: 6/26/2005 12:47:28 AM
If you grabbed my ass/balls there would be initial bewilderment followed by a thought process gain my bearings then I would size you up and assuming u fit the bill send my tongue searching for your tonsils.

One of the reasons that i think it would be better to be women is because I could be no nonsense aggressive with little to no conflicts if I came up to a girl I liked and just stared her in the eye before pulling her close to me and kissing her well, sexual harassment lawsuits and women’s self defense classes prevent me from doing any thing more than dreaming.
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Ball size, what’s your preference ?
Posted: 6/26/2005 12:16:27 AM
You know there is this one condition and I can’t remember what it’s called but it makes your sack feel like a bag of worms.
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Is the CHASE the biggest part of the game?
Posted: 6/26/2005 12:10:30 AM
Simply put if you play hard to get Ill play got up and gon. Call me cynical but there are a lot of people in this world and fewer and fewer of them seem to be worth my time so im just going to bet on the odds that your not my type and move on.

O and I dont expect much to be called all the time in fact I hate phones just stop buy.
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Substitutes for Sex.... honest and funny ones!
Posted: 6/25/2005 11:44:36 PM
Severe Depression

After a while you just don’t want it any more and that’s about the time your need to check your-self in and enjoy the little blue pills.
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Ball size, what’s your preference ?
Posted: 6/25/2005 11:35:56 PM
By the way good job on those erotic stories.
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Ball size, what’s your preference ?
Posted: 6/25/2005 11:34:24 PM
I only bring it up becaus this old guy in my fav show "Dead like me" (Cancled) aparently had some enormus balls. Becides I think its the only thing that hasent been done yet.
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Ball size, what’s your preference ?
Posted: 6/25/2005 11:27:52 PM
There have been many forums devoted to the size of a mans but what's a lady's preference on ball size. Do big/small ones freak you out and guys are there any of you who would trade up or could use some extra space.
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Dating Male Virgins
Posted: 6/15/2005 8:23:24 PM
Yeah but they will never admit it
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 34 (view)
 
guys answer me this (or women who have been thro it)
Posted: 6/12/2005 5:45:04 PM

wat is it wen a guy is full on straight away i mean like in love within a week, wisks u off ur feet says he wants to marry you, then without warning totally ignores you!???
i mean the thing is i wasnt after a full on relationship anyway!! help please xx


I think it means there f#cked in the head
 Jon Smith
Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 91 (view)
 
Do men realy think that blonds are more attractive?
Posted: 6/12/2005 4:58:03 PM
I don't find blonds any more attractive, I personaly dont care what eye color hair color or skin color a woman has so long as she has a good face and her body is well proportioned.
 
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