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ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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think befor you speak Posted: 2/16/2009 6:10:47 PM
ok so my bf and I were laying on my friends bed while he was playing on the computer. I noticed a huge booger hanging out of my bf's nose to which I yelled, "EEEWWWW GET IT OUT, I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH IT!" My friend turned around and said "excuse me?"

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Bumperstickers Posted: 10/20/2008 11:32:33 AM
Id Kill To Have Your Body.....In My Trunk Quit honking, Im on the phone Damnit

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Most embarrasing moment Posted: 10/12/2008 7:36:10 PM
It is no secret to anyone who knows me at all that I like asian men. One time on a MAX train (lite rail or above ground subway) I saw a beautiful asian man I was WAY too shy to talk to. My friends insist I go say hi but I cant. So one of my larger friends picked me up, carried me over to the man, dropped me in his lap, said "try not talkin to him now, B!TCH" and left

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Best South Park quotes. Posted: 10/7/2008 7:25:42 PM
Mr. Garrison: ...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. demonstrating a "V-Chip" planted into Cartman] Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say "doggy". Cartman: Doggy. Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Notice, that nothing happens. [to Cartman] Dr. Vosknocker: Now, say "Montana". Cartman: Montana. Dr. Vosknocker: Good. Now, "pillow". Cartman: Pillow. Dr. Vosknocker: All right. Now I want you to say "horse fvcker". Mrs. Cartman: Go on, honey. It's all right. Cartman: Horse fu... [gets shocked by the V-chip] Cartman: That hurts, gddmnt! [gets shocked again] Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey d!ck". Cartman: No! Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Success! The child doesn't want to swear! Cartman: This isn't fair, you sons of bi... [gets shocked repeatedly] Later Cartman: Hey dudes! Kyle: What's the matter Cartman? Cartman: It's this V-Chip, I hate it! I can't say any dirty words Kyle: Really? So you can't say Fvck? Cartman: No! Kyle: And you can't say Sh!t? Cartman: No! Kyle: So you can't say I'm Eric Cartman the Fattest fvcking piece of Sh!t in the world? Cartman: FVCK YOU! [gets shocked by the V-chip] Cartman: AHHH! Kyle: Ewwww... Sweet!

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Profile cliches: My friends and family are important to me! Posted: 10/7/2008 7:13:39 PM
I want a REAL man.....What the vibrator on the blow up doll isnt good enough for you??

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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What is your Bail? Posted: 10/6/2008 11:33:03 AM
320....not too bad

ladylecter

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Psychopath Test Posted: 10/5/2008 9:53:39 PM
wow....funny joke. I got it right. That's not a joke.

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Best South Park quotes. Posted: 10/5/2008 9:13:40 PM
cartman: I DONT HAVE AN ANAL PROBE! Kyle: Mr. Garrison may I please be excuse to save my lil brother from aliens? Mr Garrison: Well gee, Kyle, I dunno, did you ask mr hat? Kyle: I DON'T WANNA ASK MR HAT! I'M ASKING YOU! Mr Garrison: Oh I think you should ask Mr Hat Kyle: FINE Mr Hat...may I please be excuse to save my lil brother from aliens? Mr Hat: Well Kyle...NO! YOU GO TO HELL KYLE, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!! Mr Garrison: Well I guess, you're gonna have to take your seat, Kyle

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Real (dumb) Laws in Alabama Posted: 10/5/2008 1:15:17 PM
willis hunny, I can't help you with the masks. Maybe if she wore her veil over her eyes and you got a pair of dark Ray Ban Blues Brothers-style sunglasses it would ease the ensuing blindness. Failing that, just turn out the lights. Oh yeah, and I'm knitting you the cutest six-toed booties for when you start your litter (or is it passle?) of little genetic mutants. Save me a glass of shine from the reception! Tell her Uncle Daddy I said "hi". One more thing: If you combine everyone in the family, is there a full set of teeth between them all? kiss kiss LMFAO PAClassyLady I have seen a lot of your posts....you never let me down!

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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is sex everything in a relationship? Posted: 10/1/2008 3:33:05 AM
no sex is not everything. Its nice and fun and if you're mture enough a great way of bonding withyour mate. Another thing is when you're really in love, well that makes any sex with that person 100 times better

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Is it Possible? Posted: 9/30/2008 4:34:10 PM
slybandit you're saying no he's not attracted to me but it shouldnt matter right? and Andmanlu you're saying he's attracted to me cuz he loves me? Im not pissy pony pants just trying to understand. Sly the reason im asking if any man and not just mine can be attracted to someone they dont usually like, is because i figure if other men can then maybe mine can. Get it? You were both helpful, Thankx

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Is it Possible? Posted: 9/29/2008 10:45:55 PM
thanks all. I just want him to be happy. I admit yes I am insecure no doubt about that. Im and I know you all arnt him Like i said, the question is, is it possible. I was always ok with being big. Ive been big, really big and small. I like big the best. Again I just want him to be happy with me. And I dont want him to Lie to make me feel better

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Is it Possible? Posted: 9/29/2008 10:20:43 PM
Is it possible for a men who is usually attracted to thin women to honestly find a fat girl truley beautiful? Can a man honestly be attracted to a woman even though she's not what he usually wants? Im in a relationship and I know he loves me with all his heart. But I'm not sure if he's attracted to me. He claims he is and says I'm beautiful and he doesnt mind me being big, but Im not so sure. He's my dream man both physically and otherwise but I'm not his dream girl, physically. Now this isnt a "boo hoo I hate myself because I'm fat" It's me wondering if he's truely happy or if he wishes deep down inside that I was thin. Or at least would he be happier if I was gorgeous. So again the question is, is it possible for a man to be attracted to a girl that isn't what he normally finds attractive? How much does physical appearence really matter to men?

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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1 week 0 replies! Please rate my profile - tell me where I am wrong :P Posted: 9/28/2008 11:49:30 PM
Change the first date section. Drugging a dates drink is not funny...........even in jest. I think its hilarious like the old pick up line "does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Hell of a first post Posted: 9/28/2008 1:32:33 PM
I know I know what does this youngin know about life? Feel free to ignore. Honestly if you really loved her, you'll never get over it. But you will move on. There is a difference. You just have to keep pushing on and know that she would want you to keep living. Find a hobbie is my best advice and dont get into another relationship for a while. Your heart needs time to heal. The pain will never go away, but it will get better. I still miss David, but I am able to be happy.

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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The Song is 1985 by Bowling for soup.... Posted: 9/27/2008 9:13:25 AM
I agree with the OP and in addition and who's that other guy thats singin in Van Halen and when did Motley Crew become classic rock?

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Men strike back Posted: 9/26/2008 4:35:14 PM
another female poem as he lay me down to hit it i pray his junk aint small as sh!t and if his d!ck aint long and thick i pray he's good at lickin cl!t

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Am I wrong? Posted: 9/25/2008 2:13:04 AM
willis...your reply was a reply to the OP, making it an on topic post. Forumfun's reply was to yours and still on topic talking about his feelings that the OP was NOT wrong. Yet you won't leave him alone and keep harrassing him. Real mature. Hipocrocy......great. As for OP uh, common sense would tell me you were wrong but i think that was your joke...LOL

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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How to catch a polar bear... Posted: 9/24/2008 7:45:59 PM
maybe instead of a snow man he made a snow bush LOL

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Am I wrong? Posted: 9/24/2008 7:44:13 PM
@ willis and w/ forumfun

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Cybersex-fluff Posted: 9/16/2008 1:21:53 PM
LMAO OMFG seriously that is hilarious

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 9/15/2008 2:18:33 PM
is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I see me in your pants! that ones sure to get em after you oh and of course, my addition you got a perty mouth

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Men are like....... Posted: 9/15/2008 1:18:14 PM
Ha ha Dave, you're funny. Seriously though, you're right. not all guys on here whiney lil babies. I was just refering to those that felt the need to strike back at the OP.

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Men are like....... Posted: 9/15/2008 11:52:39 AM
Fist off, I love how all the men here are getting all pissy pony pants about a joke. They tell how many jokes about women? and its all ok, but when we make jokes suddenly we're bitter. Seriously put on your big boy under-roos and get over it. Secondly let looked at the above posted "smart one" cuddle4romance's return Fine. puts on glasses and ppicks up a pointer. <div class="quote">Well, ... I knew someone that had a HERnia....ok I knew a person the suffered from HERpes....alright Folks during the dark ages were called HEReticsPeople that are scared to do something are called SHEpish Hey, it works both ways. Believe it!!! Hernia, yes, herpies, that works too, funny funny stuff! but heretics?.........not everyone in the dark ages were dark. If they were they'd all get along and well, that defeats the purpose. ALSO! Do you even know what heretics are? Lets look at the definition shall we? uses pointer on a blackboard heretic [Noun] 1. a person who maintains beliefs contrary to the established teachings of the Church 2. a person who holds unorthodox opinions in any field Hmmmm. collapses pointer and SHEpish is actually spelled sheepish, like a frigin sheep. Which brings us to number 12 on the OP's list. Men are like lava lamps, fun to look at, but not very bright. Class dismissed.

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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if someone asks you to meet in a very secluded place... Posted: 9/11/2008 1:52:22 PM
he prolly want to take you home and saw your feet off

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Woman do you do this and why? Posted: 9/10/2008 12:19:12 PM
ding ding ding you are correct, sir! Women are always validating themselves

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Low self esteem? Posted: 9/10/2008 11:36:34 AM
no matter how pretty a girl is there is always someone prettier. Girl with low self esteem dont take compliments because to them they dont like themselves and think you don't mean it. So to protect themselves from looking like an idiot, they reject your compliment.

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Communication problems. Posted: 9/10/2008 11:32:48 AM
lets think about the obvious fact at hand. WOMEN ARE CRAZY! Seriously, they'll flirt with men they have no interest in, they play head games, (not as a power trip but as a test) and so many other reasons. I think most women who start talking to guuys on here randomly stop because they either dont wanna hurt the guy or they just get busy. I dunno, I always try to keep up a conversation

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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How to tell is she is interested ? Posted: 9/10/2008 11:27:40 AM
Hmmm the thing is, and Im not tryingto say she's not a wonderful lady, She is about to have a baby on her own. Although it seems she may be interested in you she may just be looking for a friend. A male friend. Her body (hormones) are telling her that she needs a man in her Life to be daddy. She knows this. So if she has feeling for you she is most likely VERY confused about if they are real feeling or if they are just her hormones.

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Am I His Girlfriend? Posted: 8/14/2008 8:49:29 PM
Thanks stray cat....figured so much....thats actually better

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Am I His Girlfriend? Posted: 8/14/2008 8:48:12 PM
the reason I dont ask him is cuz if Im not, then well I dont wanna freak him out. So I guess my real question lies in do guys generally correct that kind of thing?

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Am I His Girlfriend? Posted: 8/14/2008 8:45:26 PM
Ah....a joke towards me being young....cute

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Am I His Girlfriend? Posted: 8/14/2008 8:43:14 PM
Ive been talking with this guy for not too long. All his friends refer to me as his girlfriend, I hear them when we talk on the phone calling me his girlfriend that is, and he never corrects them but he doesnt confirm it either. I really Like him. Do guys usually correct that misconception? Or do they not care as much? So....am I His Girlfriend?

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Is it ok to ask for your wedding ring back after divorce? Posted: 4/18/2008 10:41:14 AM
I met a guy on this site a while ago and he proposed and got me a beautiful ring. It is on my finger and I am looking at it now as I type. We broke up but I still have the ring. As a symbol of what we shared. He was a good man and If he hadn't gone to prison I would still be with him. He wants me to keep it because he knows everytime I look at It I think of him and remember our love we shared. I don't dwell on it and I HAVE moved on, but I still remember him. Nothing wrong with keeping something that gives you nice memories. Are you really so bitter in this divorce that you want to take that from her? I don't know, Im not involved and I don't know how things went down. But if you're asking for it back Im guessing you two are not on good terms. If that be the case, are you wanting the ring back for a pride trip/game? Or do you want it back to remember the good times of the relationship? Either way you took a risk and bought her a ring. That's what risks are, chances that you'll lose. And you Lost the money you put into that ring. If we were all promised we'd get all the money/things back at the end of a marrige, well then that kind of takes away from the real value/meaning of giving the ring in the first place. "Oh yeah ima give you this ring but if we don't work out I want it and my money back, BIATCH" Kinda takes away from the whole "token of the heart" Status.

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Too Fast? Posted: 4/17/2008 9:24:56 AM
I did reply to his e mail in an assurence that I wasn't trying to rush....no reply OH WELL

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Too Fast? Posted: 4/11/2008 11:35:59 AM
Thanks everyone. That helps. I just usually try to offer meeting in "real life" First cuz thats where I am best, Ya know? Oh well. I moved fast with a guy once (moved in after a month) and it was a disaster. Thats why I kinda wanna take it slow. Thats why my profile says, friends first. Thought that would show that im not looking for a husband here but I guess not. W/E

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Too Fast? Posted: 4/10/2008 8:39:18 PM
Ok so how forward should one be with a "first contact message?" I recently sent a message to a guy saying that his profile seemed cool and would he like to meet for coffee? To which his reply was... You seem nice and all, but I think you’re moving by way too fast for me. At this pace, by the end of the week you are gonna be at my parents’ house telling them about our wedding. Freak The F-ck OUT!!! Was I really seeming so forward when I asked for a date? How many Messages should you exchange before going on a date?

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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asian guys fetish? Posted: 3/18/2008 10:15:32 AM
I have a massive asian fetish......seriously it's bad. My friends like to point out every asian man we see and sometimes they just pretend they saw one to watch me look for him. LOL. My best friend's dad calls me "The asian Freak" Yeah.....Asian Fetish DOES exist

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Introduce Yourself Here. Posted: 1/30/2008 9:22:32 AM
Why not? HA HA ive been here a while and its pretty cool! Ive met lots of great people! Now im in the awkward position of "choosing" I originaly came here in search of good friends that might develop into more. HOWEVER Im thinkin more so just want some friends because of recent events. I LOVE FORUMS! .....oh yeah and this is my fave smilie

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Need another review of my profile! Posted: 1/28/2008 9:32:45 PM
made me add you to my Faves HA HA but we all know the REAL reason behind that

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Asians and the race factor Posted: 1/27/2008 10:53:34 PM
I ONLY date asians...

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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All Men are Dogs!!!! Posted: 1/21/2008 2:25:26 PM
to Marius66 that is so hilarious......sorry.....just had to say it

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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Through the Looking Glass: Women - what is POF/Internet dating like for you? Posted: 1/21/2008 1:57:52 PM
I get about 10-15 messages a day and most are ok...its just i end up only talking to a few that I'm REALLY interested in for the sake of my sanity. Up until recently I got a lot or Emails seeking sex. I changed my profile and now i think it scared a few off. However i still get a couple "wanna bang me?" Messages from men flexing their pecs. I met a couple guys 1 of wich ive remained friends with. For use its kinda like a wild Garden i think. It takes a lot of weeding.

ladylecter

Joined: 12/29/2007

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How honest can you really be? Posted: 1/18/2008 8:57:32 AM
Hmm I dunno i think its kind of a FWB. But more of CLOSE FWB Because if you still want to be with other people than she's not really your girlfriend. I was in this situation with someone off here except for living together. Its a good thing for some and a bad thing for others. I have no regrets on the matter. I think there is a difference between FWB and Booty Call seeing as I also have had one of those. Booty Call is someone you have no feelings for AT ALL. FWB is someone you care about as a friend but for whatever reason don't want to have a relationship with....but you still wanna bone them. If your can emotionally handle that and so can the other person I don't see what the big deal is. AH! RIGHT! Your question. Advertise for a FWB. Why not? Its better to be upfront and Honest about it. hope that helps!

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