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 Author Thread: women and cosmetics
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 81 (view)
 
women and cosmetics
Posted: 1/16/2010 1:51:31 AM
Compliment her when she is wearing minimal or no makeup... really compliment her... even to the point of grabbing her and throwing her onto the bed!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 222 (view)
 
Oral after sex
Posted: 3/26/2009 7:46:13 PM
A side note for the guys... how long is long enough after? A shower? A day and a shower? What?
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 20 (view)
 
If you make her cum orally shouldn't she return the favor?
Posted: 10/15/2008 3:41:05 PM
If the OP is saying that he is pleasuring his woman and then she turns over and falls asleep, then hell yeah he has a right to "want his".
I am assuming though, like the rest of the replies, that is not what he is saying and I agree that it is not about keeping score.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Female, single, sexual and safe
Posted: 10/3/2008 9:32:39 PM
I say get the girls to start talking to you.... get them to ask questions. My most favorite thing is sex ed in school was a jar we could put questions in and my teachers would answer them. Eliminated the embarrasment of asking in front of peers. This also gives you a chance to figure out what to say ahead of time! (I see their smarts now!)
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
What flirting experience did you have today?
Posted: 10/3/2008 9:19:22 PM
There is a contracter who works in the office since he lives around the corner... He is probably 15 years my senior, but his butt looks so cute when he walks by my office. I have no idea how to give him a hint since I am much younger. It seems like he takes it as polite conversation...! Damn!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 38 (view)
 
Simple things you remember about someone special - past or present
Posted: 10/2/2008 4:27:39 PM
The way he would be dancing and singing while working on his computer when I woke up in the morning.

The childlike joy he displayed when we went to a Diamond Backs game. He was a 6'2 12 year old that day. Still makes me smile when I ever time I pass Chase Field.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
 
i don't get it
Posted: 9/24/2008 10:42:01 PM
I personally hate the idea of "don't get it don't give it" but make a list of everything in a relationship (and sex) that you must have... another that you would really like to have, ect. then check that list!
If he HATES it and still does it? Ick... How much of a turnoff is being pleased by someone who is not enjoying it? Ewwwwwwww!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
 
The birds and bees...in depth inquiry
Posted: 9/16/2008 5:10:10 PM
I am sorry, but a women who wrote a profile as intellegent as yours has never heard of a gynecologist?
<<<<<----- confused
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 25 (view)
 
The only way I can orgasm..
Posted: 8/12/2008 9:29:32 PM
Why are you people talking about emotional crap? I think that it is super easy to orgasm on top... the guy can be miserable in bed and can still get off it he flips on his back and holds still.... lol...
I do think, however that if she is with someone for a long time, communication on just how she likes it in other positions/activities may change this... but OMG there are millions of women who never cum EVER so... why are we talking about this.
Oh and PS this is not just a female issue.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Are Teachers more apt to be sexually deviant?
Posted: 8/3/2008 12:14:44 AM
If you look at the statistics both teachers and priests are less likely then the average american to be a child molester. It is just that we have given them a place of trust with our children so we expect much better behavior and make a bigger deal out of the few cases a year then the hundreds of thousands of molestations that happen a year commited by "normal" people.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 81 (view)
 
Bad Dating Experiences? Bah, meet the DARRENATOR !!!
Posted: 8/2/2008 11:39:11 PM
Shouldn't he have asked for $63.92... I mean just me... but he should at least do the math.... lmao
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
 
56,300 U.S. citizens were infected with HIV in 2006
Posted: 8/2/2008 10:29:54 PM
Odds of getting AIDS from heterosexual sex without using a condom: 1 in 5,000,000


That just doesn't seem right... how many heterosexuals are in America? An you are saying that only 1 in 5 MILLION get HIV in their lifetime?!?!? yeah don't think so.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Battle of the sexes
Posted: 7/26/2008 6:36:49 PM
The first line of the OP's profile.
"The one thing I promise, to the best of my ability, to everyone who I meet is to offer her non-judgmental acceptance."

Ha!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Would You Feel Violated If
Posted: 7/21/2008 7:07:40 PM
It depends on our relationship and the way I was told. Honest to god I know a girl who was walking to work and a homeless guy that said hi to her nicely every morning one day chased her down the street yelling "I masterbate to you everyday!!!"
Yeah totally violated.
Or if my best friend who is a guy... yeah TMI...
But the totally hot UPS guy implying something about me being in is thoughts during private time wouldn't be so bad! LMAO!!!!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
photos pics INSIDE cars
Posted: 7/20/2008 3:46:55 AM
My roomate has a pic of her speedometer that reads 115! So she was driving that fast AND taking a pic! Stay off the roads between Phoenix and Yuma people! And yes it seems like every guy has an "in car" pic!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
When They Come To Visit You?
Posted: 7/20/2008 1:39:44 AM
She's just not that into you!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Why do some men do not take care of themselves?
Posted: 7/18/2008 7:32:45 PM
OMG... now I can't finish my dinner. God damn.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Cheesiest Pick up lines
Posted: 7/9/2008 9:06:45 PM
This one actually worked for my male friend in high school. "Wanna buy a fish?" Then you get the girl to say no.... "Will you have sex with me then?".
Okay but the trick is the girl has to be able to get your phone number from somewhere or know how to find you.
I know it sounds crazy, but the girls tracked him down!!!!!!!!!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 95 (view)
 
Chapped lips from going down on females
Posted: 7/5/2008 10:02:27 PM
After a good long makeout session with a man who is a little scruffy my lips get slightly chapped. I love it. The whole next day it reminds me of how much fun we had!
But yeah... chapstick before... and I don't think the medicated kind before... the medicine might be uncomfortable for her!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
No more sex = no more love ??
Posted: 7/5/2008 9:52:07 PM
You should talk to you gyno about this. It probably is just a hormonal imbalance. Also, the more sex women have the more sex you want, especially in a commited realtionship where you don't use condoms. (semen has alot of testosterone in it)
Also, birth control can lower the sex drive in women. It could be as simple as switching brands!
Good luck and don't give up!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Things that can distract you from lack of sex life
Posted: 7/3/2008 7:31:45 PM
Having SEX!!! Other then that.... hmmm nothing has worked for me!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 72 (view)
 
Strangest Compliment
Posted: 7/3/2008 6:54:27 PM
I have gotton the birthing hips thing alot, the nic booty for a white girl, and questions about whether I grew or purchased my tits. i
My favorite compliment is when men compliment my fingernails (shows that he is looking at other things ya know?)
But the strangest compliment from a date is "my friend ..... would be really into you"
WTF!!!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Parents who live with you, is it a turn off?
Posted: 7/3/2008 6:44:07 PM
My friend is having this problem. Her man's parents have plenty of money and are in thier early 60s so are fully capable of keeping care of themselves. They moved in after selling their house without a new one to move into. They promised they would be out "soon". In the meantime he met my friend and fell in love. Fast forward a year... they are still living there and are showing no effort to get a new home. She was supposed to move in with him 2 months ago, but they won't move out!!! So she is living with he uncle in her little cousins room!
And to make matters more insulting, they don't feel the need to meet her, so she has never even been inside her future home.
Now at first she was annoyed with the parents, but shouldn't she be getting pissed at her man at this point?!?!?! (He is a great guy and I love him, but even I am getting mad)
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 20 (view)
 
What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Posted: 7/3/2008 3:17:57 AM
Walk across the room!!!!!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
So is my friend cheating?
Posted: 6/29/2008 8:21:32 PM
Yes, unless A knows and is okay with it. But it really isn't any of your business.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 38 (view)
 
Ever wake up with a hang over and be really horney ?
Posted: 6/29/2008 4:44:50 PM
Don't take Tylenol when you have been drinking.... well that is if you would like to keep your own original liver... asprin is the way to go!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 77 (view)
 
Big Balls
Posted: 6/28/2008 10:44:02 PM
In nature the larger the testicle size the more the women are fooling around! Chimpanzes females sleep with many males while she is in heat... So male chimps need to well have alot of sperm per mating session and they have very large testicles. Gorillas on the other hand.... only the silverback ever gets any play (for the most part) and they have VERY small testicles.
Damn I need to watch less animal planet
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 42 (view)
 
what would your reply have been....
Posted: 6/25/2008 7:58:19 PM
How about "well I LOVE having sex with women with tattoos."
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 46 (view)
 
Why do men stop messenging when you refuse the sex
Posted: 6/23/2008 11:46:31 PM
Okay this is the first time I have ever replied to a post with out reading at least 100 of the responses.
But... the men are looking for sex... so when you refuse.... they move on. Like if you had a guy to go on a date or something. They are here for one thing and you are here for another...
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Why would a guy keep asking if you're ok during sex?
Posted: 6/23/2008 11:43:26 PM
I dunno... I think are you OK is a normal question... For an early in the relationship sexual encounter. You have to make sure that the other person is "all good" and some people need an obvious "I am just fine baby!"
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Legal, moral, appropriate? How much can/should I do for my ex?
Posted: 6/22/2008 1:10:41 PM
I really think that it is sweet that you are sending money and trying to be a good dad. BUT and this is a big one. If you continue to send money on a regular and consistent basis, you could be legally locked into sending til the buggers graduate high school! Buy them things instead, like take them school clothes shopping.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 7 (view)
 
abusiveness
Posted: 6/22/2008 12:54:25 PM
You can tell that a man is going to be abusive because you are attracted to him and he is attracted to you. Just like some of the other posters have said... you need to seek counseling, not another relationship.
You unconsiously seek out these men and they know right away that they can control you.
I am lucky... I just fall for boys who will take me for granted!
Good luck
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
wrong hole in doggy
Posted: 6/22/2008 12:31:20 PM
There is a post under a thread about worst things that happened during sex. This happened to a couple... she had to get 6 stitches! OMG!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 198 (view)
 
Smarter ladies have worse sex
Posted: 6/20/2008 10:37:38 PM
Everytime I see the title of this post I am just dieing to scream "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" so there... I feel better now.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Inability to ejaculate
Posted: 6/20/2008 10:04:59 PM
All I know is I do not know how you guys walk around with those things. And soooo many problems.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Drunken Hook up then total regret the next morning!!
Posted: 6/19/2008 6:59:00 PM
Alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
Beer... getting ugly people laid for centuries.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 29 (view)
 
The first time you realize that you're sexy
Posted: 6/15/2008 1:40:24 PM
Well it was not the first time, but the first time in a long time. I had just gotton out of a 7 year marriage and immediately moved across the country. I had an acquantience IM me when he found out I was single. He said that he always thought I was the most amazing girl he had ever seen, but had stayed far away out of respect for my marriage. I realized that I had always been sexy and I won't ever let a man forget it again!
Too bad I moved so fast....
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 71 (view)
 
My job invites over-familiarity.
Posted: 6/14/2008 8:01:24 PM
Just tell them you don't cut men's hair. Done.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Ladies can I get your opinion please?
Posted: 6/14/2008 7:21:36 PM
I just had the exact thing happen to me! He would be totally happy and fun when we were together, but then he put the brakes on HARD and would be out of touch for days. Finally I told him that I deserve better then that. He agreed and said it was just not in him to give me what I needed.
It sucks. Go find a girl that can give you what you want and need. I feel so much better not waiting for the phone to ring!!!!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Confused....Maybe You Can Help!!
Posted: 6/9/2008 11:31:18 PM
I am divorced and have never gone back to him, but have gone back to someone.... he was good, I felt safe and I needed to be touched... why go have a one night stand when I can be with someone I hav already been with. We both understood that it can't work in the long run, but hey, if you both have that need for human touch..... why not touch?!?!?!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Why do we men have this incessant urge to check women out?
Posted: 6/9/2008 11:25:51 PM
Look.. let her know you appreciate her form... hey if she is married or not interested at least she knows she is attractive! Just don't stare after she has noticed your glance and turned you down... and carrying a "business card" isn't so bad... I mean how is it much different then POF?
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Need advice about a girl i cross on the street all the time!
Posted: 6/9/2008 11:20:06 PM
Oh yeah... HOT.... I would melt if a construction worker did what Tony suggested! Yum!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 36 (view)
 
do some guys really like a really big AZZ?
Posted: 6/9/2008 10:24:34 PM
What is a "big azz" some of you keep on refering to HUGE as well... is my azz in these catagories?
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Could it be? no way!
Posted: 6/9/2008 9:56:03 PM
Well... number one... when you are alone can you get "rock hard"? Cuz then it is probably not medical, but emotional....
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
You look quite different in all of your photos.
Posted: 6/8/2008 8:16:08 PM
Maybe she has a smurf fetish and hopes that you actually are blue! I was expecting to look at your profile and see different hairstyles and facial hair, but you look the same in all your pics. Sometimes I look at different pic and honestly wonder if they are of the same person because one I think is gorgeous and another one totally unattractive.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
I'm really just not interested..
Posted: 6/8/2008 8:11:43 PM
Just wait til the thing is born! LOL!!! Yes breeders (especially women) think that their babies are as special to everyone in the world as it is to them.
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 83 (view)
 
I love you......oh oh...
Posted: 6/8/2008 7:59:21 PM
Some times just the order of the words matter! "I f'n love you" was not what I meant!!!!!!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 379 (view)
 
men in uniforms
Posted: 6/3/2008 10:23:00 PM
Men in uniforms.... yes
Can I help you... no

Do you really want help or just more men in uniforms?
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 84 (view)
 
How to when you're on top....
Posted: 6/2/2008 10:05:23 PM
I had one of my long lost female friends ask me about this. She had been a big girl for a long time and never felt comfortable on top. And I asked her to show me what she was doing.... Just funny is all I have to say. Others have told you to watch porn and I think that is exactly what you should do but only to see WHAT NOT TO DO. Porn sex is designed for the camera angle.
Do you have a great girlfriend? Just show her how you move by getting on the floor and have her show you on the floor.... That or just be honest with your man and ask him to hold your hips and move you how he likes...
BTW until you learn you are missing out on the best of sex for a woman!
 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 112 (view)
 
Just eat me already!
Posted: 6/2/2008 9:45:34 PM
I think you should just say what you said to us JUST EAT ME ALREADY!
But honestly he will most likely suck at it (pun intended)!
 
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