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 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Bananas up?
Posted: 1/17/2013 9:33:47 PM
Subtle theres nothing subtle about smothy........
Champers and strawberry's i can afford and understand they have the desired effect but bannans are getting into the realms of kinky and a bit pornish.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
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Bananas up?
Posted: 1/16/2013 1:03:00 AM
who can afford bananas
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
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Bananas up?
Posted: 1/16/2013 1:01:58 AM
who can afford bananas
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 45 (view)
 
smoking, nicotine patches...& quit smoking...
Posted: 9/15/2012 2:34:48 PM
Try Laser acupuncture
50 a day habit with no cravings or side affects
That was 5 years ago
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
When chintzy boyfriend is really loaded
Posted: 8/11/2012 5:00:29 AM
How would you know hilly if he is chintzy rich ,snoop?
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 63 (view)
 
Have you ever been attracted to somebody because of what they post.
Posted: 7/22/2012 1:57:43 AM
i took context out once
she slapped my face
probably due to a misunderstanding.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 26 (view)
 
This is a flirt option for woman
Posted: 6/24/2012 11:50:41 PM
Well I ve received a few more winks
Tried to chat and email the senders no reply to either.
So conclusion is a wast of cyber space like the "meet me option.
Dose it have a may,be thingy like the meet me?
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
New Family Law - on the right track, or not?
Posted: 6/15/2012 5:45:29 AM
Looks like no takers on this one Mrs N
May be just another stick the x,es legal beagles can whack us with.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Polyandry or Polyamory - Would you be in it ?
Posted: 5/28/2012 11:29:30 PM
Dibs on one and seven with a possible on two,
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 1 (view)
 
This is a flirt option for woman
Posted: 5/22/2012 4:29:08 AM
I have just received this option from a person.And was curious as to why it would be used instead of the :meet me"thingy,
I am trying to understand why send something like this instead of a proper message ,
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
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Sydney. What to see and do. Advice needed please :)
Posted: 5/22/2012 4:06:08 AM
Hi Tracy
Sorry can,t help with gay thing,but some must see and do.
Ferry to Zoo ,bus to main entrance than walk down hill to ferry again.
Go to top of Aust sq look out gives a great over view of Sydney.
As you are in the cross very close to art gallery and museums walking distance.
A trip to Bondi beach is a must.
A train trip to Newtown will find you in your preference type person,
A bus trip to the 3sisters and blue mts is a must as normally includes a host of wild native bird life.
Be careful in the cross area as a large no of drugos/whores etc habit the area
Your plans to visit Manly would be by ferry and should show case our harbor which is one of the best in the world.
If you let us know what else you are into can possibly advise.
Again take care in the Cross.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Coming to Australia
Posted: 5/20/2012 3:13:47 AM
Try Tasmania you don,t have to travel far to see a different sight and the girls are all hot
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Age differences .. do they really matter?
Posted: 5/20/2012 3:09:08 AM
Ive noticed in a lot of the ladies profiles that Ive read that the age preferences are 2 years older and up to 10years younger .
So bypass and look for a more realistic /conventional minded lady.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
 
What is your take on interracial relationships
Posted: 5/14/2012 3:27:33 AM
Married one from Calcutta
Dated one from Dewellingup
Think ill try Thai next.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 85 (view)
 
Why do women lack initiative?
Posted: 5/10/2012 3:54:16 AM
Replied with
Depends on who is doing the biting
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 84 (view)
 
Why do women lack initiative?
Posted: 5/10/2012 3:41:15 AM
I just sent one to a female whose comments where that chat didn,t work and
BITE ME, so naturally i asked if she had a preferred spot .
Not anticipating a reply ,
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 45 (view)
 
LOL
Posted: 4/16/2012 11:50:56 PM
And we would like to thank the three kiwi chicks for there efforts in judging ,
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
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Women asking Men out
Posted: 4/10/2012 3:51:44 AM
well i guess it was a good thing i only watched last years NRL grand final on the big screen at the Mandurah offshore fishing and sailing club then .lol
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
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Women asking Men out
Posted: 4/9/2012 3:12:07 AM
or pick up some of those yabby thingys at the growers markets
then cross the road to the local field in swans jerseys lol
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
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Internet site issues.
Posted: 3/12/2012 11:06:03 PM
Yes had the same a couple of days ago
now find i can,t see who viewed me unless i pay
Joined a free site i thought.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Coal Seam Gas
Posted: 2/9/2012 1:46:20 PM
to me it looks like another Cain toad disaster
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
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Business cards.. to add social media icons or not?
Posted: 2/5/2012 9:37:45 PM
To me a medical bsn on face book twitter would look unprofessional.
A blog on a web page acceptable..
F B twitter more social media
Hope this helps.
Ps hard enough stalking on the forums without having to do it on other places
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
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Business cards.. to add social media icons or not?
Posted: 2/5/2012 2:03:48 PM
So you want to be stalked on F/b twitter you tube as well as the forums.
You are a social butterfly Red .
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 100 (view)
 
Ladies obession with tall men...
Posted: 2/4/2012 1:26:12 PM
I prefer Clogs in anything over 25notts.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 24 (view)
 
High Expectations and First Dates.
Posted: 1/31/2012 2:00:38 PM
Now you be leaving the Caribbean alone there Ginger arr
Last meet/greet she insisted on paying half no problem so when she went to the little room i payed the bill as only had a $50 note.
She came out pulled her purse out and started to get upset that the bill was payed then started to put the purse away so i explained re 50 then got a your a tight ar.e look
Iam a bit like, what i desire and what i expect can be totally different and that there is no obligation from either party[. would be nice ]
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 26 (view)
 
If love is a drug I guess were all sober
Posted: 1/23/2012 3:09:26 PM
Are you doing a second childhood thingy crusty or a look at me
Or just trying to fire up some interest in the Aust forums.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
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Senses and memories
Posted: 1/22/2012 7:52:42 AM
I believe scents
The major retailers will often have a certain scent in the air to encourage spending.
EG travel agent will have a salty aroma if pushing cruses or orchards if selling island resorts.
Music is more a calm you down type experience such as lifts/elevators ,but also used in retail therapy.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Bridget Jones....
Posted: 1/21/2012 11:33:19 PM
GR apply here You have the bed room ill stay in the kitchen at least can get a coffee.if we go out ,i will shout you if byou shout me .
After watching the Hoffem Vally go past two times a week decided to come back to the sedatery life of Sydo
As to the newbee its a life choice start running now befor it catches up to you
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 25 (view)
 
believe me?
Posted: 1/18/2012 9:08:51 PM
and all along she thought she was conversing with a prince
Andrew Harry Phillip etc etc
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 23 (view)
 
leave me
Posted: 1/18/2012 1:06:20 AM
Received one the other night
Checked her profile
Saw she was on chat so asked why she wanted to meet me
Ran out of time and shut itself off so sent msg and asked why she didn,t answerer chat
Was told she wanted to check me out before she responded and that i sounded annoyed
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
too many men!! or is it just me!
Posted: 1/11/2012 2:45:38 PM
Do what i do and haunt the forums
The ghost of Qldblu
and.....reply to messages is a must.....duck....
Miss Chilli a voyeur my word
Happy new year to you all
As to topic
like my old amway instructor says you do a 100 to get 3 reply s and you get to have a coffee with 1
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
while looking for something
Posted: 1/11/2012 12:54:17 AM
The dragging bit or the interest re x
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Can you tell from the profile text if someone is attractive?
Posted: 1/10/2012 2:05:07 PM
TOOK A LOOK YOU ARE
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Australia Day 2012
Posted: 1/9/2012 7:56:05 PM
Shee and here was me thinking it was Botany Bay
Boy is my old primary teacher going to get an earful
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
 
your input would be help ladies
Posted: 1/9/2012 3:04:10 AM
i agree with chilly a plain cup cake with a candle and a long stemmed rose should get you some brownie points.
As to you Chilly a address will get you a doz
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
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lurkers and scammers
Posted: 1/8/2012 9:27:12 PM
It goes both ways op not just the blokes.
Many types of fish sh.t in this pond
How about the size 16+ who is average
Or the girl looking for lt when dating 3 guys
Need to reline your b/s monitor and get back on that horse
As granny use to say a bex a cup of tea and a good lie down and it will all seem better in the morning
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 20 (view)
 
What is the worst way you were ever dumped?
Posted: 1/7/2012 3:18:19 AM
In a court room where i lost the right to bring up my kids
65% of 20years effort and had to pay for the privilege
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Ex-girlfriend partying
Posted: 1/6/2012 1:23:00 AM
Tell her to stop texing as your new blond girlfriend dose not like it as it is mucking up her rhythm.
See if she likes it on the other foot.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Bridget Jones....
Posted: 1/6/2012 1:09:22 AM
so its like the Phantoms costume with out the marks and abbs.
Mrs Naamah you are been short changed what no Jaffers shee
Qldblue where you wearing a tee shirt at the time
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
 
What is the first mental thing you look for in a partner?
Posted: 1/5/2012 10:08:49 PM
Their occupation
Spent 20years married to a Physiologist
not going down that road again
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 93 (view)
 
Ladies obession with tall men...
Posted: 1/5/2012 9:57:34 PM
Its a fashion thing
The taller the guy the higher the heels
All my dates where flats and i get to wear the heels
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Bridget Jones....
Posted: 1/5/2012 9:49:10 PM
Please explain Bridget Jones underwear?
Anything like Hillys
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
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Bridget Jones....
Posted: 1/5/2012 2:03:08 PM
Hilly not in front of the adopted calf i hope
Chilli time to let go dear
I enjoy my me time sailing my single handed boat but it would be nice to have some one when i come home
I think most of us are on this site for at least a bit of company.
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Hello from Oz, I would appreciate any constructive comments on my profile
Posted: 1/5/2012 2:00:04 AM
is that what it was no spark
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Canadian Wanting to work in australia
Posted: 1/4/2012 1:51:19 AM
Aust embers y in Candida will give you all the imfo you need
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
while looking for something
Posted: 1/4/2012 1:44:57 AM
It is mine I wrote it [brown y points for smothy]as the girls line up to give me hugs
I live in hope that love is a different reality to the one described and i can meet a person who will rock my boat till i join Davey Jones locker
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Women asking Men out
Posted: 1/2/2012 1:10:17 AM
they must have done it different up in the sunshine,i seam to remember the bras on the out side of the tee shirts and the wobblies on the inside at the burnings.
Now if you want to do the roasted chestnuts thing ok but will expect a full report
As seen by the enthusiasm of the membership i am expecting great things

 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Women asking Men out
Posted: 1/1/2012 1:55:23 AM
qldblue
It is a vicious rummer spread by advocates of Germain Grear to undermine the sanity and bank balances of the mere mail
We should join together and form the brotherhood of user pays
and enter a new era of male equality
We can show our independence by burning our undies and going commando
All those with me open your windows and shout commando for me
our sign will be
The revolution is ni
me i am going
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 23 (view)
 
Women asking Men out
Posted: 12/31/2011 9:08:08 PM
Well for a first date it would have to be my polished sea boots[gumbys] it shows a little respect
I think you should turn up in appropriate clothing for the venue beach yes but anything else sandals
 smothy
Joined: 1/26/2008
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Meet Me - profiles read before saying Yes/No??
Posted: 12/31/2011 6:51:18 PM
If i receive a meet me email i check out the sender if interested i then see if they have looked at my profile.If they haven,t will ask what about me that interests them.
Ive also received reply s asking wt... i am talking about as they have not sent the message.go figure
 
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