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 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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What does your profile name mean?
Posted: 9/16/2009 6:33:29 PM
I had a beautiful dog named dixie and my mother's maiden name is Rae.

Dixierae is my alter ego, and (jokingly) my porn name. lol
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Best South Park quotes.
Posted: 10/12/2008 9:27:09 AM
From the movie:

babysitter has braces with head gear:
"Im goin to lishen to ma Britney Shpears recordsh!"

Kills me!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 7 (view)
 
What you get and what you give
Posted: 8/26/2008 3:49:20 PM
I could use the can of soup to hold the tv guide open to tonight's programming, while I used my toilet brush to clean the (yep you guessed it) toilet while wearing a santa claus hat.

curtain rod
hand cream
nail file
lamp
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Rimshots (authors)
Posted: 7/26/2008 5:32:19 PM
Rusty Bedsprings by I.P. Nightly
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Oral technique....
Posted: 7/26/2008 4:38:39 PM
Hardayknight...ooooh boy... all that skill and you can write! sigh

Oh and by the way, I am putting some halls in my goodie bag! lol

In the eighties there was a comedian named Sam Kinison. He was loud and brash and has since died. However, he instructed the men in the audience to spell out the alphabet, in uppercase, on the woman. He even sang the song on stage. the next time me and my ex were together I swear I heard him humming it! (and it worked fairly well too!!)
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 45 (view)
 
So, where do you 'hide' your condoms?
Posted: 7/7/2008 7:38:16 PM
New condom company, called ONE, sells theirs in a nice little metal case. so mine are hidden in plain site. lol
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 83 (view)
 
Is there certain words that you hate?
Posted: 7/6/2008 1:11:59 PM
Should

Can't stand that word. It doesn't matter what you should do, what ARE you going to do?

Tasty

Why? I just can't stand it. Is tasty good? not necessarily, anything you put in your mouth is "tasty"

Seen

as in "Guess who I seen?" like nails on a chalkboard (shudder)
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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sex, is it cracked up to be all the hype you think is it ?
Posted: 6/22/2008 4:38:13 AM
Like everything else I would say this is a very personal thing.

My be, friend just ended her marriage, partly because of sex. SHe is a very sensual woman, loves sex. She had to beg for it, which is very demeaning. They had sex twice in the last year. He just wasn't interested.

so yes...in her life, and personally mine too, sex is important. It is not the only thing, but it sure is one of the things I talk about with a potential partner.
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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Horror Movie Safety Tips
Posted: 6/21/2008 6:02:30 AM
Never never never run UP! The second floor of a house only gives you one escape route, the roof. Believe me, it will hurt to jump from there!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...ADULTS ONLY
Posted: 6/21/2008 5:56:13 AM
OMG Randy!!


You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.


They are fantastic...the quoted one made me spit my coffee on my keyboard!!

Thanks for the morning laugh!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 1 (view)
 
The Elephant
Posted: 6/20/2008 5:08:08 PM
In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University

On a hike through t he bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Dan worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

Dan stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Dan never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Dan was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teen aged son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Dan and his son Dan Jr. were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Dan, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Dan couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Dan summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Dan's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 24 (view)
 
sexual need and mood.
Posted: 6/20/2008 3:20:53 AM

you think that would stop some one like Baldy....




I friggen spit coffee out through my nose


Scruffy and Baldy...you guys and your responses are the reason I come back for more! Thanks for the laugh in the morning!

 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
 
sexual need and mood.
Posted: 6/19/2008 7:00:02 PM
I agree with Baldy. The more sex you have, the more endorphins are released and the better you feel. If only we could bottle those endorphins!.

I however, disagree with
guys are allowed to take care of things. Women aren`t.


All humans created equally, right? Women take care of things too! With or without a partner. Preferably with.
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Musical show-stoppers in men's profiles
Posted: 6/4/2008 2:48:35 AM
Run to the hills - Iron Maiden
Shut up and drive - Chely Wright
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
different stage in life...would you still date?
Posted: 6/2/2008 3:40:43 PM
Thanks everyone...appreciate the feedback
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Nipples 201 - Mammary Support Mechanisms
Posted: 6/2/2008 3:27:44 PM
sam i am...you kill me!

so here's my two cents...

Some of only wish they were "just" crooked. Being inverted, it could be 30 below and they damn things still wouldn't stand up! sigh...

Just give me a comfortable bra, that looks good without being too obvious. I will be happy!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 1 (view)
 
different stage in life...would you still date?
Posted: 6/1/2008 5:53:12 AM
ok...I am seeing a man 10 years older than me. I have a four year old, his only child is 21.

we both have full time careers, he, as well, owns his own business. So he is a very busy man. I understand because with a 4 year old our time availability is about the same.

we were out for dinner the other night and during the conversation he commented that he knew he would never get married again (he is a widower). He also said that he felt that I and my son would never move to his town, (language thing).

we do have fun together. Yes, we are intimate. I really like him...he is like no one I have ever dated.

My question is this: If you were in the same situation, i.e. age difference and child situation, would you be in this relationship? Or do you see this as a fun and convenient way to get intimacy?
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Slogans see what you can come up with ? ? ?
Posted: 5/27/2008 4:15:14 PM
i told two friends and they told two freinds,
and so on
and so on


They're GREAAT!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Contagious
Posted: 5/26/2008 3:30:45 PM
lmfao!!! had to read it twice!!!

Good joke Mike!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 1 (view)
 
The choice
Posted: 5/25/2008 5:28:09 AM
There was once a very wealthy man who was dating three women at once. All of these women knew about each other and were all assured that should he get serious with one of them he would stop seeing the other two.

After some time had passed the women decided that he needed to make a decision. On that note he invited them all to his home the following Sunday at 3:00pm.

The women all came to his home hoping to hear his decision. Instead he gave them each a task to perform.
"I will give you each a thousand dollars. At the same time next Sunday I want you to come back and tell me what you have done with the money. I will then decide"

So each woman goes away with her $1000. The following Sunday they return, all feeling they have done the best with their money.

The first woman steps up and says "I spent $500 on myself and $500 on a gift for you" he thanks her for the gift, sets it aside and turns to the second woman.

The second woman says "I spent $500 on myself and put $500 in a bank account in your name" and she hands him the bankbook. He thanks her and turns to the third woman.

The third woman steps up and says "I know how much you like me to dress nicely, so I spent the whole $1000 on myself."

The man stood back and then made his decision.

Who did he choose?


Woman number 1?
Woman number 2?
Woman number 3?
.
.
.
.
Ready?
.
.
.
The one with the big boobs!

lol (ok a little sexist but I thought it was hilarious!)
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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I'm Warning Ya...Put DOWN Your Coffee Cups 11
Posted: 5/25/2008 5:05:09 AM
Thank you!!! lmao
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
funny cyber sex
Posted: 5/25/2008 5:04:11 AM
too funny! Gamer meets cyber sex!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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Airline Gripe Sheet!!
Posted: 5/25/2008 4:06:53 AM
Love it! Thanks!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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Meeting people 'old-fashioned' way vs. internet dating
Posted: 5/25/2008 3:33:37 AM
Interesting. Not being one to go to a club I found your observations astounding.

That being said, I was out in Kingston (not where I live) last weekend. In a club that is quite popular. I did not see any behaviour like that. Granted, I was there with a group of girfriends, and with the exception of me and one other girl the rest were married. I didn't even see that many un-coupled people.

So I guess my question would be two-fold. Is this an "urban" phenomena? Or is it related to the type of club you go to? (the one I was at catered to the classic rock crowd)
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Don't Laugh...Cotton Mouth
Posted: 5/24/2008 2:41:38 PM
me too! water water water...I always have water on the table be side the bed.
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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What Makes You Feel Great?
Posted: 5/24/2008 11:07:11 AM
knowing that i am in their thoughts, some little un-connected thing happens and he thinks "oh she should have seen that!"

his smile when i walk into a room. the "mmmmm" when we hug because he can smell my perfume. the smell of his cologne on the pillow.

sigh
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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any suggestions on best Ont places to move near or on water
Posted: 5/23/2008 4:42:00 AM
I guess you are only considering the west end of the province?

Picton/Wellington area, often called Prince Edward County (or The County to locals) is an absolutely beautiful area. White sand beaches, vineyards, resorts (Isaiah Tubbs).

Cherry, strawberry, apple picking every year. lots of fresh produce through the summer. Fairly quick trip to Kingston, or Belleville if you can't find what you want in Picton. 2 hours (plus a bit) to Toronto.
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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Single full-time dad
Posted: 5/21/2008 6:19:20 PM
Xexx you beat me to it!

If you want a double standard- ask yourself this: Why is it that a man who raises his children alone is revered as a saint; while a single mom is often disdained by society?


Daphid...it has already been said, anyone who calls your kids baggage, well you should thank them for telling you how they felt up front. God forbid that you spend a few months , scheduling your life to see a woman to have her tell you this later.

I think the double standard is rearing it's ugly head simply because full time custodial Dads are a fairly new phenomenon.

Good luck and happy fishing!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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Delayed Ejaclation
Posted: 5/20/2008 10:27:21 AM
HCTB...was with one man like this. was an amazing thing, i just learned to live with it.

Brings new meaning to the word marathon. I just never believed he got as much enjoyment from sex as I did.
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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In need of sum help as a single mum x
Posted: 5/19/2008 6:37:02 AM
Kezzie...go slow, there is no magic process which will weed out the guys who are "on the make".

Other people have said it...meet in public. I have found a (weird) but great place to meet is IKEA. If you have one of those stores in your area, try it. There is often a playroom that you can leave your child in for an hour at no cost and there is the little restaurant where you can grab a drink and a snack. (Nice and safe, lots of people around)

I too am the single mom of a 5 year old who has no interaction with his dad. Tough spot to be in, the biggest challenge I am having is that my son does not understand why I can't just go dancing with him! LOL I am assured that he will get over it.

Good luck and happy fishing!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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Do women resent having to send signals?
Posted: 5/19/2008 5:01:10 AM
Manuel...I would say that if you are at the third date you would be best to let your intentions be known. You may be sorely disappointed if you wait for her to make the first move. She may never pony up.

Personally, I tell it like it is, advice I would give to both male and female alike.

Wayne Gretzky said it best..."you miss 100% of the shots you don't take!"
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 47 (view)
 
Different sort of animals in the Plentyoffish jungle
Posted: 4/27/2008 4:11:41 AM
Thank goodness this was not done with insects in mind, what with the praying mantis and the Black widow. These females eat their partner after dating!

CanadianBeef: Love the shark! Have met a few of those!

Esad: Fantastic! That read like a Hinterland short!

Me? I am a dog/bunny/turtle/goat. Depends on the situation of course, however, essentially in that order.
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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He has a request
Posted: 3/26/2008 4:54:55 PM
Just ask! I guess there really isn't a best time and place if she truly feels that it is a "perverted" act. But if is just a little to the left of normal, best practice? Just ask!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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Paragraph's, I's and Words that sound the same
Posted: 3/26/2008 4:49:37 PM

I'm very comma happy too


I remember a great english teacher of mine who said
"if you have to take a breath, use a comma"

I like that one, easy to remember.
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
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Waiting..***erotica*** Feed back welcome
Posted: 3/24/2008 2:57:46 PM
All she could think of was the smell of his soap and the feel of his mouth on her nipple. She was standing at the front window; her satin robe tied loosely in front, just the hint of the lace underneath showing.

He said he would be here after work; he was always good to his word. As she was thinking about him she ran her hand lightly over her right nipple. Through the lace and satin the nipple perked up and a shiver ran up her spine. A slight shock ran through her **** from clitoris to lips. Her breath caught in her throat. She squirmed against the string of her thong.

She could feel the wetness of her pus sy. Wanted to reach down and feel her c lit, knew that if she did she was going to have to start without him. Hmmm, maybe not such a bad idea…

“The key is in the normal spot” she wrote “please come in, I have gone to lie down”. She taped the note to the front door and went back to the bedroom. She reached up into the tope shelf of the closet. The faux leather box, slightly heavy, but manageable. She opened the lock on the end of the box and looked in, contemplating her choices.

Long and thin, inflatable, long and thick…yes, long and thick. She unwrapped the impressive toy and slid two new batteries in the end. Turned the power on to full, just to test. Good…

Piling the pillows up on the end of they bed she lay back and reached for the little bottle of lube. Nothing like a wet pus sy and a vibrating dildo. She put a dime sized amount on her fingers and slid her finger tips over her c lit. The jewelry she had placed there made it hard and ready for attention. She hoped he liked it too.

Moving her hand down she gently separated her p ussy lips making sure to spread the lube around the outside and the inside of her lips. Past the small fleshy spot, down into to her waiting p ussy, warm and wet. Two fingers sliding in and out slowly so she can feel the penetration entirely.

She moved her thumb up until she could feel her clit pushing against it. The first stroke sent chills up her spine and made her gasp. He better hurry she thought. I may finish before he gets here too!

Using her left hand she held back the skin around that oh so sensitive spot. She turned on the vibrator and placed the tip of the c ock against her clit. A moan escaped her lips. Yes! She held the toy against her spot just riding the waves of pleasure. Just when she thought she couldn’t take any more she thrust the toy towards the opening of her p ussy.

With her legs spread wide, she took it all at once. The whole 8 inches. The vibration felt so good! Her other hand lightly stroking her c lit. It wasn’t going to take long to bring this to an end.

In her hedonistic abandon, she was oblivious to anything around her. Eyes closed both hands working furiously at the folds of skin and wetness between her legs, her breathe became fast and shallow. Her legs spread wide; she was braced against the coming onslaught of her own orgasm.

“Wow!” he said.

She jumped up as though a shot had gone off.

“No, no…don’t stop!” She was unsure how long he had been standing in the doorway. A while, it seemed, based on the extent of his disrobing.

There he stood in the doorway in just his jeans; his shirt, shoes and socks on the floor beside him. His c ock straining against the material at the front of his paints, He quickly, unbuttoned the waist and pulled the zipper down. The straining stop, his c ock stood erect and ready.

During this time she was slowly pumping the toy in and out of her p ussy. The surprise and then knowledge of him watching making her so wet she could hear it with each stroke. He climbed up on the bed beside her, his head at level with her breasts. He reached out to stroke her nipple through the lace. She saw his eyes pop with surprise.

“Let me see” he said, and pulled her upright. He lifted the lace gown over her head and saw that she had attached a pretty little ring with a crystal attached to each nipple. Each nipple was hard and erect from the pressure of the ring.

He reached over and rolled first one nipple and then the other between his thumb and forefinger. She moaned at his touch. He could see that she loved the extra sensitivity the rings created. He leaned over and lightly licked her nipple with just the tip of his tongue.

It was like a bolt of lightening shot through her! She pushed that toy deep into her p ussy as she felt his mouth surround her nipple. She spent a moment just enjoying the sensation before pulling it out.

She reached up and put her hand on the back of his head. She loved the feel of his short cropped hard and the skin at the base of his neck. She gently pushed his head toward her awaiting p ussy.

As he moved down her body he planted slowly, sucking kisses on her skin. She was freshly shaved, the skin smooth and smelling clean. He pushed her leg aside, to open her more. Just as he was about to pull her clit into his mouth she heard a low moan come from his mouth.

“My god!” was all he said. There, folded over her c lit, with stem and jewels hanging towards her p ussy was a clit ring. He spent a moment just admiring this beautiful p ussy with its new jewelry. He lightly touched the exposed c lit with his tongue. It was as hard as a little rock! Another moan and his mouth was sucking and licking her c lit and p ussy. He could feel the long jewelry and crystals playing out in his mouth.

She lay back, all but forgetting the vibrating toy. She had smiled when she heard his first reaction. Now she was breathless as he had never eaten her p ussy like this before. She put both hands on his head stroking his hair, while he sucked and licked and nibbled.

“Oh my God!” she said as he spread her p ussy lips apart to gain full access for his tongue. Still pinching and stroking her c lit, with its pretty jewels. He could tell by the sounds she was making and the way she was straining against him that she was close to filling his mouth wither c um. He kept pulling the lips into his mouth forcefully, while stroking her most sensitive spots.

He remembered the toy. As he was sucking and finger f ucking her he reached up and got the toy. Just as he was sure she was past the point of no return he plunged that c ock into her ****. He could feel her shudder and arched against the sudden penetration.

The wetness in her **** exploded. He sucked hard against her clit, using the weight of his body to keep her pinned to the bed.

She yelped and bucked against his mouth with an animalistic force. She let the waves of her orgasm wash over her, breathing ragged, straining against his mouth, toes curled against the bed.

He could feel the intensity of her orgasm decreasing. He reduced the weight of himself against her body. Her hands came back to his head, stroking, running her fingers through his hair.

Her breathing was returning to normal as he pulled the toy from her p ussy one last time. Her juices flowed from her freely. He could see the toy was covered in her c um. He explored with his tongue wanting to swallow it all.

God! The taste of her! His c ock was harder than ever. He pushed up on one elbow, reached down and strokes his erect c ock. She lay against the pillows, spent, spread and glistening with sweat. He never wanted her more than at that moment.

With one movement her rolled her over, pulled her hips up in the air and slammed his c ock into her p ussy. He heard her gasp with surprise with the first movement, then yelp when he entered her.

“Oh yes!” Was all she said as she started to plunge against his c ock. Both of them knowing his journey to release would be fast.

He pounded his c ock against her ass, holding her hips, loving the way her breasts bounced against her in the mirror. He could hear the slapping of his c ock in her p ussy, feel the wetness on his legs and balls and hear his own grunts as he thrust into her. His balls were swollen, striving for release.

“OH God! “ he moaned as he felt the hot rush of come travel the length of his c ock. He could feel the powerful spurts against the walls of her p ussy; could feel the new warmth and wetness.

He collapsed on top of her, both of them breathing hard and fast, him trying not to hurt her. He rolled off of her, c ock flaccid and spent against his belly, the wetness of his own c um shining on the head.

She rolled onto her back, then sat up and kissed him.

“Welcome home” was all she said; knowing that this night was nowhere near over…
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Waiting..***erotica*** Feed back welcome
Posted: 3/24/2008 2:50:46 PM
I don't write it like that! complain to the site I will try to repost without censorship.
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 51 (view)
 
The Golden Egg
Posted: 3/20/2008 8:12:19 AM
Growlbear! OMG

after reading this i am trying to figure out how to gouge out my minds eye.


That is about the funniest thing I have read in weeks!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
 
monters in law!!!
Posted: 3/20/2008 3:57:15 AM
My ex mother inlaw was and still is one of my best friends. I am closer to her than my own mother. She knew what the men in her life were like!

She left her husband of 40 years (my exes dad) on the very same day I left her son! It was a bonding moment!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Waiting..***erotica*** Feed back welcome
Posted: 3/18/2008 6:09:03 PM
All she could think of was the smell of his soap and the feel of his mouth on her nipple. She was standing at the front window; her satin robe tied loosely in front, just the hint of the lace underneath showing.

He said he would be here after work; he was always good to his word. As she was thinking about him she ran her hand lightly over her right nipple. Through the lace and satin the nipple perked up and a shiver ran up her spine. A slight shock ran through her **** from clitoris to lips. Her breath caught in her throat. She squirmed against the string of her thong.

She could feel the wetness of her ****. Wanted to reach down and feel her clit, knew that if she did she was going to have to start without him. Hmmm, maybe not such a bad idea…

“The key is in the normal spot” she wrote “please come in, I have gone to lie down”. She taped the note to the front door and went back to the bedroom. She reached up into the top shelf of the closet. The faux leather box, slightly heavy, but manageable. She opened the lock on the end of the box and looked in, contemplating her choices.

Long and thin, inflatable, long and thick…yes, long and thick. She unwrapped the impressive toy and slid two new batteries in the end. Turned the power on to full, just to test. Good…

Piling the pillows up on the end of they bed she lay back and reached for the little bottle of lube. Nothing like a wet **** and a vibrating dildo. She put a dime sized amount on her fingers and slid her finger tips over her clit. The jewelry she had placed there made it hard and ready for attention. She hoped he liked it too.

Moving her hand down she gently separated her **** lips making sure to spread the lube around the outside and the inside of her lips. Past the small fleshy spot, down into to her waiting ****, warm and wet. Two fingers sliding in and out slowly so she can feel the penetration entirely.

She moved her thumb up until she could feel her clit pushing against it. The first stroke sent chills up her spine and made her gasp. He better hurry she thought. I may finish before he gets here too!

Using her left hand she held back the skin around that oh so sensitive spot. She turned on the vibrator and placed the tip of the****against her clit. A moan escaped her lips. Yes! She held the toy against her spot just riding the waves of pleasure. Just when she thought she couldn’t take any more she thrust the toy towards the opening of her ****.

With her legs spread wide, she took it all at once. The whole 8 inches. The vibration felt so good in her ****. Her other hand lightly stroking her clit. It wasn’t going to take long to bring this to an end.

In her hedonistic abandon, she was oblivious to anything around her. Eyes closed both hands working furiously at the folds of skin and wetness between her legs, her breathe became fast and shallow. Her legs spread wide; she was braced against the coming onslaught of her own orgasm.

“Wow!” he said.

She jumped up as though a shot had gone off.

“No, no…don’t stop!” She was unsure how long he had been standing in the doorway. A while, it seemed, based on the extent of his disrobing.

There he stood in the doorway in just his jeans; his shirt, shoes and socks on the floor beside him. His co ck straining against the material at the front of his paints, He quickly, unbuttoned the waist and pulled the zipper down. The straining stop, his co ck stood erect and ready.

During this time she was slowly pumping the toy in and out of her ****. The surprise and then knowledge of him watching making her so wet she could hear it with each stroke. He climbed up on the bed beside her, his head at level with her tits. He reached out to stroke her nipple through the lace. She saw his eyes pop with surprise.

“Let me see” he said, and pulled her upright. He lifted the lace gown over her head and saw that she had attached a pretty little ring with a crystal attached to each nipple. Each nipple was hard and erect from the pressure of the ring.

He reached over and rolled first one nipple and then the other between his thumb and forefinger. She moaned at his touch. He could see that she loved the extra sensitivity the rings created. He leaned over and lightly licked her nipple with just the tip of his tongue.

It was like a bolt of lightening shot through her! She pushed that toy deep into her **** as she felt his mouth surround her nipple. She spent a moment just enjoying the sensation before pulling it out.

She reached up and put her hand on the back of his head. She loved the feel of his short cropped hair and the skin at the base of his neck. She gently pushed his head toward her awaiting ****.

As he moved down her body he planted slowly, sucking kisses on her skin. She was freshly shaved, the skin smooth and smelling clean. He pushed her leg aside, to open her more. Just as he was about to pull her clit into his mouth she heard a low moan come from his mouth.

“My god!” was all he said. There, folded over her clit, with stem and jewels hanging towards her **** was a clit ring. He spent a moment just admiring this beautiful **** with its new jewelry. He lightly touched the exposed clit with his tongue. It was as hard as a little rock! Another moan and his mouth was sucking and licking her clit and ****. He could feel the long jewelry and crystals playing out in his mouth.

She lay back, all but forgetting the vibrating toy. She had smiled when she heard his first reaction. Now she was breathless as he had never eaten her **** like this before. She put both hands on his head stroking his hair, while he sucked and licked and nibbled.

“Oh my God!” she said as he spread her **** lips apart to gain full access for his tongue. Still pinching and stroking her clit, with its pretty jewels. He could tell by the sounds she was making and the way she was straining against him that she was close to filling his mouth wither cum. He kept pulling the lips into his mouth forcefully, while stroking her most sensitive spots.

He remembered the toy. As he was sucking and finger ****ing her he reached up and got the toy. Just as he was sure she was past the point of no return he plunged that****into her ****. He could feel her shudder and arched against the sudden penetration.

The wetness in her **** exploded. He sucked hard against her clit, using the weight of his body to keep her pinned to the bed.

She yelped and bucked against his mouth with an animalistic force. She let the waves of her orgasm wash over her, breathing ragged, straining against his mouth, toes curled against the bed.

He could feel the intensity of her orgasm decreasing. He reduced the weight of himself against her body. Her hands came back to his head, stroking, running her fingers through his hair.

Her breathing was returning to normal as he pulled the toy from her **** one last time. Her juices flowed from her freely. He could see the toy was covered in her cum. He explored her with his tongue wanting to swallow it all.

God! The taste of her! His****was harder than ever. He pushed up on one elbow, reached down and strokes his erect**** She lay against the pillows, spent, spread and glistening with sweat. He never wanted her more than at that moment.

With one movement her rolled her over, pulled her hips up in the air and slammed his****into her ****. He heard her gasp with surprise with the first movement, then yelp when he entered her.

“Oh yes!” Was all she said as she started to plunge against his co ck. Both of them knowing his journey to release would be fast.

He pounded his co ck against her ass, holding her hips, loving the way her tits bounced against her in the mirror. He could hear the slapping of his****in her ****, feel the wetness on his legs and balls and hear his own grunts as he thrust into her. His balls were swollen, striving for release.

“OH God! “ he moaned as he felt the hot rush of come travel the length of his**** He could feel the powerful spurts against the walls of her ****; could feel the new warmth and wetness.

He collapsed on top of her, both of them breathing hard and fast, him trying not to hurt her. He rolled off of her, co ck flaccid and spent against his belly, the wetness of his own cum shining on the head.

She rolled onto her back, then sat up and kissed him.

“Welcome home” was all she said; knowing that this night was nowhere near over…
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 29 (view)
 
The Golden Egg
Posted: 3/18/2008 4:51:58 PM
i think of that line from Fried green tomatoes:
"he'll eat eggs though, shot right outa a chickens ass!"

Too funny, one good cough and hubby is choking on the damn thing!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Some Anal-Themed Erotica
Posted: 3/18/2008 11:25:55 AM
Excellent story. I was completely engrossed! Not being a catholic I am not sure about the guilt and repression, but the way you wrote it, it all comes clear!

Keep writing!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
A small poem..from the world of GOOD WRENCH.
Posted: 3/18/2008 11:16:29 AM
Wow! That felt amazing!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 53 (view)
 
money inside her bra
Posted: 3/18/2008 10:40:28 AM
As a mom, I always keep my phone on vibrate, in my bra when at a club. I know I will feel it ring and not miss a call that may be an emergency.

Until they make the vibrate strong enough to be felt through jeans, I will be grabbing for the girls!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 92 (view)
 
Way to a womans heart..
Posted: 3/17/2008 6:58:38 PM
The way to this woman's heart is through her brain!

When I discuss things that matter to me, regarding politics, people, world events, have an opinion. Add to the conversation.

I was told once, by a 70 year old woman, "marry someone who you have a good conversation with, someday it may be all you have!"
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 30 (view)
 
For women, oral sex from behind?
Posted: 3/16/2008 6:18:07 PM
hmmm, something new, and no thanks!

In that order...thanks for the idea tho!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Ladies, do your partner's nocturnal erections bother you?
Posted: 3/16/2008 6:06:15 PM
It's fantastic, love it! Makes me wonder if there is a dream happening that needs to be lived out! lol
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Lots of looks, not so many messages.....
Posted: 3/8/2008 6:42:01 PM
I am not really sure, Sabrina.
Your pics are good. You say what you like.

Sorry not much help!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 27 (view)
 
The cock block!
Posted: 3/8/2008 5:39:41 PM
Bethlett! wow, amazing paraphrase! I love it.
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Profile Help
Posted: 3/8/2008 4:23:50 PM
I have to agree with Enchanted. I like the way your profile reads now.

Good luck in your search!
 dixierae2008
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
THE REAL RULES!
Posted: 3/8/2008 4:06:47 PM
too funny! I love the one about PMS!
 
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