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Joined: 6/28/2005

Msg: 203 (view)

Favorite Quotes Posted: 8/21/2005 8:33:47 AM
Here's one that I absolutely love: "The most preposterous notion that Homo Sapiens have ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history." -Robert A. Heinlein Amen to that brother!

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Msg: 191 (view)

Favorite Quotes Posted: 8/18/2005 11:36:52 PM
"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." -Ted Dibiase

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Msg: 175 (view)

Favorite Quotes Posted: 8/5/2005 7:42:28 AM
When unhappy, one doubts everything; when happy, one doubts nothing. -Joseph Roux When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. -Bernard Bailey

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Msg: 171 (view)

Favorite Quotes Posted: 8/1/2005 4:49:37 PM
"Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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Msg: 169 (view)

Favorite Quotes Posted: 7/29/2005 12:39:26 AM
"Just go die already!!!" -Me...to that irish guy on top

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Msg: 167 (view)

Favorite Quotes Posted: 7/29/2005 12:00:06 AM
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity" -Some dude "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are c*cksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

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Msg: 165 (view)

Favorite Quotes...mtldude rulz! Posted: 7/28/2005 2:26:53 PM
"The hand that strokes the c*ck is the hand that rules the world!" -Me

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Msg: 382 (view)

lame Posted: 7/28/2005 2:23:32 PM
Read this somewhere, sometime...can't really remember where or when...hhhmmm Somewhere there is someone that dreams of your smile and finds in your presence life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely remember it's true, someone somewhere is dreaming of you. I think it's lame, but chicks seem to dig it.

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Msg: 163 (view)

Favorite Quotes Posted: 7/26/2005 9:07:16 PM
"Look, I know all your questions and you know all my answers. Aren't we just wasting each other's time? Just write down what you'd think I'd say and, at the end of the year, I'll give you a bottle of vodka and we'll be even." -Janne Laukkanen, NHL defenseman, to reporters during a postgame interview

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Msg: 349 (view)

A poem for my chica...things will get better girl:) Posted: 7/25/2005 9:27:26 PM
Sweet is love when all is sane Sweet is death to rid the pain Cruel is death when all is well Cruel is love when all is hell

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Msg: 160 (view)

Favorite Quote Posted: 7/25/2005 9:23:30 PM
Nice...here's another: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it." -Sir Winston Churchill, upon being told by Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your tea."

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Msg: 158 (view)

Favorite Quote Posted: 7/25/2005 8:45:44 PM
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" -Albert Einstein "Bessie, you're ugly. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly." -Sir Winston Churchill, to Liverpool socialist MP Bessie Braddock, who told him, "Winston, you're drunk."

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Msg: 67 (view)

~ The Craziest Pick Up Lines You Know ~ Posted: 7/19/2005 6:23:24 AM
"Hey....wait a few seconds....Wanna F*ck?"

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Montreal Get-Together ! ? Posted: 7/17/2005 8:12:53 AM
I'll be there, but I doubt i'll be able to find any of these lame POF'ers there

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Msg: 48 (view)

~ The Craziest Pick Up Lines You Know ~ Posted: 7/17/2005 7:56:06 AM
You look exactly like this chick i'm gonna have rough backseat sexual intercourse with in about an hour! Isn't that weird!? Works like 57.2% of the time i'd say. If you leave out the "rough backseat" part the percentage shoots up to 76.7%...but who'd wanna leave that out?

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Msg: 60 (view)

So, I met this guy and he looked NOTHING like his pic!! Posted: 7/17/2005 7:54:00 AM
I actually killed and ate the person who's profile pic i'm using to pick up chicks. Before I ate him I took a picture of his mutilated carcass in the backseat of my car. I personally didnt think he was an attractive fellow but damn he sure tasted good with some fava beans a nice chianti.

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Msg: 47 (view)

So, I met this guy and he looked NOTHING like his pic!! Posted: 7/16/2005 8:30:41 PM
In real life I'm a 483 lbs. black hermaphrodite

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Montreal Get-Together ! ? Posted: 7/13/2005 9:21:39 AM
Does it matter what's on top? Quebec is the head in my scenario, what would you have it be?...Newfoundland?...Great, I know lots of people with disconjointed anatomies. Do me a favor Munkie girl, go ask around if guys are into anal retentive girls. Are they really?

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Montreal Get-Together ! ? Posted: 7/9/2005 8:01:59 AM
What was this post originally about?...I forget. Whoever posted this must be such a looooser for letting it degenerate like this.

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Montreal Get-Together ! ? Posted: 7/6/2005 7:41:05 PM
Hmmm, if BC is the ass I guess that makes Quebec on f\|_\|cked up looking head. (Hey, I never said Canada made for an attractive person)

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Montreal Get-Together ! ? Posted: 7/6/2005 7:26:42 PM
Yeah, right on sistah! BC rulz! That's why the rest of the country considers it Canada's Anus! (You know, if you flip Canada on its side with BC on the bottom, it sorta looks like the ass) That's a joke people! Please don't send me hate mail. I'm quite fragile.

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Montreal Get-Together ! ? Posted: 7/6/2005 9:39:33 AM
Hey can someone like organize a montreal get-together already!?...sheesh! Just pick a place and a time, how hard is that yo? I wanna meet a whole bunch of chicks at one time cuz I'm too lazy to sit around and bounce emails back and forth all the time. Plus I don't have any digital pics on my computer that truly capture the essence of my true beauty so I'd rather just meet in person. Anyone? Anyone here with the courage and fortitude for such an arduous task?

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