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Funny Names For Kids Posted: 2/20/2008 1:36:03 PM
Ok here are a few: My mother showed me her senior year HS year book and there was a rather attractive girl pictured there who's name was Mary Zukavagina. I thought she was joking when she told me. A guy worked at her place named Sterling Silver (I saw his payroll file) When I was in the AF I worked for an officer named Richard "Call me**** Head (at least he had a sense of humor about it) A woman I know had to fill out her child's birth certificate and couldn't think of a good name. So she happened to glance at the lunch menu and named the poor child "Orangejello". And the capper... I knew a guy in HS named Micheal Hunt. Interestingly enough he had a lot of girl friends...

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Semen that turns into cement? Posted: 2/20/2008 9:15:50 AM
Ok, here's a question I just GOTTA ask if its happened to others. When we first got married, my ex and I used to like fooling around in the shower. Well every single time my semen would turn into a crystal-like substance when it hit the water. We would have to spend a few minutes with a pair of clippers delicately trimming the hairs to get rid of it. The damn stuff turned almost into cement! Eventually we got tired of it and stopped our water games. Does this happens to other peopel who play such aqua-activities or is my orgasmic excertions just slightly off on the chemical balance scale? Sorry if it sounds wierd but in comparison to some of the topics here, I think this is actually pretty tame... Thanks!

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Queefing Posted: 2/20/2008 9:09:01 AM
It used to embarass the hell out of my ex but it never bothered me. Look at it like a compliment to your partner for a job well done. Kinda like belching after a meal in the middle east..

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Are there dating rules for us Boomers? Posted: 2/20/2008 9:04:23 AM
dating rules? since when did they start making rules and why wasn't I informed???

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lust and / or love Posted: 2/19/2008 9:09:17 AM
Very deep there nightwing... Lust is a fleeting thing. A one (or two) night stand that is very satisfying but only a short term solution. Love is when the lust turns to passion and it becomes a satisfaction that can last a life time.

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I'm an idiot Posted: 2/18/2008 2:11:27 PM
You're not an idiot. You took a chance with him and it didn't work. He started seeing how thing were with you and it scared him. (IMHO) Yeah, maybe you did make a fool out of yourself crying like that but I can bet you he is feeling like the bigger fool. Also, look at it this way: if he was going to freak so easily, its beter he did it early in your relationship then later. If you thought it hurt you when he walked out, think how bad it would have been AFTER you two slept togther a few times and you (and your daughter) developed deep emotional ties with this guy. Don't let this drive back into a shell. Not every guy is like him. I'm sure there are plenty of decent guys in Iowa. Get out there and look. The alternative is spending the rest of your life alone and that can only be worse.

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Man over 40…still attractive to younger women or not ? Posted: 2/18/2008 2:00:10 PM
I've actually been approached by more than a few younger women (lower to mid twenties) and I'm 41. Most of them were looking for a sugar daddy (I'm way to broke for that) or had some sort of wierd daddy-complex (not going to get into THAT can of worms). I'm sure a few were straight up legit women who just liked older men but I just can't date a women whos just a few older than my daughter. Besides the "ick" factor (which is something I just really couldn't get around no matter how hard I tired) I just don't see what we would really have to talk about. Not to mention I'm sure they would've eventually wanted children and I am SO not going to become a father again. Guess I'll just have to stick with women around my own age...

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Does Friends first ever really work? Posted: 2/18/2008 9:46:47 AM
From experinece the answer is yes. I met a girl in my senior year at HS when I was dating someone else. We became friends first. Then after I broke it off with the other girl she and I started dating. A year later we were married and our marriage lasted 15 years. Of course I destroyed that marriage but thats another story...

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