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Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/17/2008 7:32:11 PM | If you've ever used any of the following pickup lines....YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK...
....Did you fart? Cause you blew me away!
....My love fer you is like diareah. I just can't hold it in.
....If you was a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
....You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
....Man: FAT PENGUIN!!!
Woman: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Man: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
....I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap
hotel room.
....Yer eyes are blue as winder cleaner
....If yer gonna regret this in the mornin', we can sleep til afternoon.
....Yer face reminds me of a wrench, everytime I think of it, my nuts tighten up! | | | |
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