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TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

Msg: 21 (view)

Childfree life Posted: 4/24/2013 1:24:06 PM
I don't want kids of my own; I like being an uncle better. My brother and sister both have children, so I can visit, spend time with the kids, buy them presents, tell people the latest about my nieces and nephews, etc. But afterward I can go home and have my time to myself, without the responsibility.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Jury duty Posted: 4/21/2013 3:31:03 PM
I've been on jury duty a few times, but never managed a complete trial; I'd be rejected in voir dire, or the defendant would decide to settle or plea bargain partway. I just retired from my job recently, so now I'd like to be called for jury duty.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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The Kinky Test Posted: 4/14/2013 3:32:27 PM
Would you believe 45?

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Which Big Bang Theory character are you? Posted: 4/9/2013 5:44:45 PM
I tried a quiz and got Leonard. Though in reality I have aspects of all four of the guys.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Have you become so Jaded that you think you will never marry? Posted: 4/7/2013 6:05:37 PM
I wouldn't say jaded, but I know what I want and don't want now. I'm not interested in sex, and I wouldn't want someone to live with all the time, just someone to get together once or twice a week; marriage wouldn't work for me.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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A woman's revenge... Posted: 4/1/2013 8:56:30 AM
Though it's cleverer if she can come up with a third wish which is good for her but bad for him. How about "I wish that no matter what I eat, I will always be the perfect weight for my height"? So she can eat whatever she wants and never have to diet, while her ex is morbidly obese and can't lose it by dieting.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

Msg: 59 (view)

Your last glass of wine Posted: 3/28/2013 1:17:05 PM
I had Kedem grape juice instead of wine at the Passover seder.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Anime Fans? Posted: 3/6/2013 7:43:37 AM
I'm a fan of anime, and go to anime conventions regularly. My favorite series include Azumanga Daioh, Death Note, Tenchi Muyo, and Ranma 1/2.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

Msg: 167 (view)

Common 'run for the hills' lines you hear Posted: 2/26/2013 12:46:28 PM
"I won't have sex until marriage" I didn't have a problem when a woman told me that; we had several dates after that.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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What is your Bail? Posted: 2/20/2013 6:44:40 AM
I'm still under a hundred at $95.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Common 'run for the hills' lines you hear Posted: 2/20/2013 6:40:01 AM
"I voted for Obama." Me, I'd find "I'm a conservative Republican" a dealbreaker line.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Over 45 & never married............... Posted: 2/19/2013 10:09:34 AM
How many here feel like they're from another planet for never being married by now? Never being married is just one of the reasons I feel like I'm from another planet.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

Msg: 86 (view)

Valentine's day for singles.. Posted: 2/15/2013 10:19:17 AM
I went out to dinner by myself, with a book to read. The place was a kosher deli, so it didn't really attract crowds of romantic couples.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Typos in news headlines Posted: 2/14/2013 11:31:37 AM
Not a typo, but an interesting alternate interpretation: "Howl's Moving Castle" Breaks Box Office in Korea

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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would you marry for money? Posted: 2/13/2013 7:54:02 AM
No. I'm actually going to be retiring from my job soon, and I have enough money for a reasonable lifestyle. Having to be married to someone would be too much work, particularly since I don't care about having a fancier lifestyle.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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ASKING FOR A KISS? Posted: 2/7/2013 8:06:37 AM
After 4 dates with one woman, I was considering asking "Should we be kissing good night by now?", but she cancelled the 5th date and never re-scheduled, so I didn't get a chance.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Calling 3 months after first date? Posted: 2/7/2013 7:15:52 AM
I dated one woman once or twice, and nothing came of it then. Nearly a year later she called me to get together, and we had 4 dates in a 3-week period. Judging by her emphasizing that she didn't believe in sex before marriage, my guess is that during the intervening time she'd dated men who were too sexually aggressive for her, and she called me because I hadn't been like that.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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She says sex isn't important. What does that mean? Posted: 2/3/2013 5:50:21 PM
A woman has told me before that sex isn't that important. She even said she could do without! To the world; Do you feel anyone can really go without sex? How important is sex to you and would you ever consider doing without??? There's me. I'm a 54-year-old male virgin, and I've never been interested in having sex with anybody, including when I lived with a girlfriend and shared a bed.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Would you date a woman who makes 1/4 of what you do? Posted: 1/28/2013 12:25:13 PM
I was involved with a woman who made a lot less than me, and it didn't work well; I had to pay for everything, and felt like she was taking advantage of me. I mean, we were on vacation, I'd paid for the trip, and it turns out she didn't bother bringing along any cash or credit cards at all to pay for a single meal or souvenir.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Using humor in profiles Posted: 1/28/2013 12:15:42 PM
I wouldn't find your profile very useful, since it's ONLY humor, with nothing actually about you.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Do you find virginity attractive or annoying? Posted: 1/24/2013 6:51:45 AM
As I'm a virgin, her being a virgin as well might be an indication of compatibility.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

Msg: 83 (view)

Ladies over 45 - go without sex? Posted: 1/22/2013 8:14:57 AM
Well, OP, there are women out there that do not have much use for ex. Would I date a happy, healthy, intelligent with no interest in sex? In a heart beat but it is my experience such men do not exist. Well, there's me. I'm a 54-year-old male virgin; I've just never been interested in having sex with anyone, including when I lived with and shared a bed with a girlfriend. Cuddling with her was nice, but I never wanted to go further than that.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Number of Sexual Partners......and Regrets??? Posted: 1/8/2013 6:57:35 AM
My "slut year" was the one I had first dates with five women; my typical year is one or two first dates.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Talking and asking questions during sex!!! Posted: 1/2/2013 2:11:01 PM
Did anyone else read the title and imagine asking questions like "So where did you go to school?" or "Read any good books lately?" during sex?

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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happy ending massages Posted: 1/2/2013 2:06:52 PM
How about a "happy ending" sundae at Friendly's? Is that cheating on your diet?

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

Msg: 393 (view)

Can you forgive a one time cheater? Posted: 1/2/2013 1:57:45 PM
The situation's never actually come up, but hypothetically, yes I could. My reaction would be more that it's an indication we need to discuss our relationship, rather than being angry.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

Msg: 70 (view)

Why dont guys like girls who like football? Posted: 12/30/2012 9:16:35 AM
In my case it would be because I'm a guy who doesn't like football.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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dating the old way better than internet? Posted: 12/28/2012 6:36:27 AM
I find that on-line dating gives me a lot MORE information than encountering someone in person. I suck at reading people and body language and all that; I'd have no idea whether a person I see in some real-life situation is someone I might be interested in or who might be interested in me. Whereas on-line there's a profile, with interests and goals and what the person is looking for; that at least gives me an idea whether she's worth a shot or not.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Punchlines Posted: 12/21/2012 10:10:15 AM
Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am." Then he says "I define myself to be outside the fence." And the philosophy department doesn't even want the wastebaskets.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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more blonde jokes Posted: 12/21/2012 7:25:54 AM
To which the blonde said "Well, everything was going fine, but then it started to get a little hot, so I turned off the ceiling fan." Shouldn't that be "it started to get a little cold, so I turned off the ceiling fan"?

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

Msg: 71 (view)

Punchlines Posted: 12/20/2012 12:08:31 PM
"We're Number One! We're Number One!" "Because one's a Doc, one's a Worf, and one's a Marina." "Doorbell repairman." "Oh no, my garden's on fire!"

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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what do you call a male cougar? Posted: 12/3/2012 11:46:24 AM
A married man who tries to pick up younger women is a cheetah.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Why women can't say NO!!! Posted: 11/21/2012 8:57:13 AM
"I'm just a girl who can't say nnn, nnn,..."

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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can a girl look too old fashioned? Posted: 11/21/2012 8:47:31 AM
This sort of look would be too old fashioned: http://www2.springfield.k12.il.us/schools/springfield/eliz/womensfashion.html

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Slept with 36 women.... Posted: 11/21/2012 8:40:12 AM
OP when men and women talk about numbers they slept with the general rule of thumb is men =divide x3 women= multiply x3 Reminds me of a Monty Python skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEeLtqtNvU

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Boyfriend says he wants to stay with me forever, RED FLAG?? Posted: 10/22/2012 8:56:48 AM
Forever is kind of long; you might get tired of him after the couple of thousand years.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Would you date a women bigger and more muscular then you? Posted: 10/5/2012 8:02:26 AM
I'm 5'3", 200 pounds of not-muscle, so taller or more muscular than me is not that hard to be and not a problem. A woman bigger than me in weight, and not fat, though, sounds kind of overwhelming.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Asexuality? Posted: 10/5/2012 7:49:08 AM
So...since this is under the sex and sexuality issues forum, and it didn't seem to fit anywhere else, I thought I'd just pose this little question here. Is anyone here asexual? I am. I'm a 54-year-old male virgin, and I've never been interested in having sex with anyone, including when I lived with and shared a bed with a girlfriend. I do fantasize and masturbate, but that's never translated into a desire to have anything I fantasize be real.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Need a push... Posted: 9/24/2012 12:28:21 PM
Actually, the husband had a point. Should you really give a drunk a push to get his car going again? Drunk driving is dangerous.

tEDjmILL

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Would you contact someone who does not have a full body shot picture in their profile? Posted: 9/21/2012 10:34:23 AM
I've met with women who didn't have any picture, so yes. Looks aren't important to me.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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A Brighter Future . . . Posted: 9/18/2012 12:34:07 PM
Star Trek Deep Space Nine had Dr. Julian Bashir.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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What is your Bail? Posted: 9/18/2012 12:28:27 PM
$90. Anyone else under $100?

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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When Do You Tell Them Your Real Name Posted: 9/10/2012 12:00:29 PM
She can have my real name right away. And I'll tell her to include my middle name when google searching, because otherwise my name's too common, and she'd find lots of extraneous stuff rather than my Letters to the Editor and newsgroup postings and so on.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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How did you choose your screen name? Posted: 9/6/2012 8:40:37 AM
Just an abbreviation of my real name, Theodore Jay Miller.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Would u still date a girl if she won't sleep with u? Posted: 9/4/2012 8:13:12 AM
For me it's more, would she still date me if I won't sleep with her?

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

Msg: 59 (view)

What if you found your soul mate was the same sex as you? Posted: 9/4/2012 8:05:44 AM
Given my own dating desires, it wouldn't make a big difference; so I'd get together with a man a couple of times a week for dinner and a movie but no sex, rather than getting together with a woman a couple of times a week for dinner and a movie but no sex.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

Msg: 56 (view)

When It Comes To Dating VIRGINS... Posted: 8/20/2012 10:34:50 AM
You're in the last category. Put it on your profile: "All you blokes out there who think sex is part of a relationship, You need to understand I'm a virgin and absolutely will not have sex with you. If you want sex as part of your relationship, contact someone else." If only I could find a woman with that on her profile.

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Can I buy you a drink? Posted: 8/8/2012 8:09:23 AM
And technically, it should be "May I buy you a drink?", asking for permission, rather than "Can", asking about ability. The literal response to "Can I buy you a drink?" would be "I assume you can. You appear to be able to afford it, and this is a bar where they sell drinks."

tedjmill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Nature of Work Means No Pics? Posted: 8/6/2012 6:26:01 AM
They're a vampire, and can't be photographed?

TedJMill

Joined: 7/6/2005

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Has this happened to anyone else on a first date?? Posted: 8/4/2012 5:00:44 PM
Maybe she attended a hypnotist's show, and was given a post-hypnotic suggestion to act like a bird when when she hears some word, and to sing "Tomorrow" when she hears some other word.

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