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Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 2/10/2007 12:49:16 PM
Hey babe...... no need for a profile review... you already did me.... (hehehehehehe... couldnt resisit that nice little play on words.... ) Just stopping in to say hi.... HI!!!!!

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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FIRST LINE LAST LINE . Posted: 2/2/2007 10:10:10 AM
Thank the heavens from up above... Some day Ill fly... fly like a dove.... No wait.. thats gay... Id just like to say.... You stupid knuckleheads... Blind like Ray... Youre Ben like gay.... and not just today.... I know... because of the gay skills you display... And when I say gay... Im not talkin about sex... I talk about the lack of skills that you posses... You mac and cheese fake ass gangsta.... Dont you know I know kids half your age that outrank ya... But I want to thank ya... from the bottom of my heart... For showing me the wrong way ... and thats a start... I dont give one wet fart... about what you do... Just like you wouldnt piss on me if I was on fire.... would you??? I cant wait to see..... how you turn out... now just turn around and get the **** out...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 2/2/2007 9:38:44 AM
Too Long.... I mean I know that mostly women are reading your profile and they have a longer attention span than men.... but still... you wrote a book pal.... First pic is just ridiculous... Your reading GQ.... Drinking what looks like a bud light.. (dont know why I find that ironic but I do.... ) My advice.. put your shirt back on... your obviously not very muscular.. Which is cool... Im not real muscular either... but thats why.. I wont post any pictures on here of me with my shirt off.... The other 2 pics gotta go... just for the fact that they are a bit grainy and out of focus..... Hey... you asked!!!!! "If you cant catch the ball... then you in the wrong leauge "

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Women who want oral but don't give it. Posted: 12/1/2006 5:10:10 PM
Its a give and take thing... If she aint givin.... she shouldnt expect to be doin any of the taking...... My 2 Cents....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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what was your favorite movie as a kid? Posted: 11/27/2006 4:03:28 PM
Scarface.......

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 11/27/2006 3:50:35 PM
Well... she obviously lied about her age.... any moron can see this one clearly cant be a day over 25!!!!!! O.K.... profile is just a little too long.... just a little bit... cut a few sentences itll be perfect...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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offended by this Posted: 11/27/2006 10:59:56 AM
Or maybe they felt embarrased and just didnt want to admit to it.... so they brushed it off.... Like I said before... maybe it's a memory thing.....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Desirability.......... Posted: 11/25/2006 5:07:35 PM
When I was young I used to pull on her ponytail to let her know I was into her.......... I still do it that way.... old habits die hard....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

Msg: 369 (view)

The things you miss most about being in a relationship... Posted: 11/22/2006 9:41:45 AM
The excitement of cheating on her..... Im kidding....

Brooklyn7

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offended by this Posted: 11/21/2006 4:01:23 PM
Yeah... lighten up.... Its possible that the guy has a condition that affects his memory..... you never know... anythings possible... he's not your boyfriend... u arent even really dating the guy... its not a big deal....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 11/20/2006 5:35:53 PM
All her pics are of her and another person... therefore.. we actually have to like use our brains... and cross reference the pics to figure out which one she is......

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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sex on the first or second date??? Posted: 11/17/2006 2:17:56 PM
Why not???? Sex never killed anyone.... were all adults here arent we....??? I cant understand people that talk about sex like its some kind of bad thing... .... My 2 cents...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Guys..You Want Kids But Your Girlfriend Cant Have Any!!! Posted: 11/15/2006 10:33:49 AM
Much as I would love to have children of my own... I would seriously (seriously) consider giving it up for the right woman........... but.... she had better be pretty damn special!!!!!

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 11/11/2006 7:53:40 AM
Do Me!!!!!!!! (and when your'e done... give my profile a review... )

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Is smoking a turn-off for you? Posted: 11/9/2006 9:01:34 AM
I love when a woman smokes... Its sexy!!!!!!

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 11/8/2006 9:39:52 PM
Only that this beautiful woman lives so far away....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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bra removable Q&A Posted: 11/5/2006 9:34:56 PM
Actually... I have no frame of reference... as the women I have dated dont wear bra's..... Or panties...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 11/5/2006 9:31:08 PM
Good profile...but.... the Sn has gotta go.... Ibdaman?????? Nobody wants to hear a 45 yr old man talk like that..... Its not even that cute when I do it... and Im a few yrs younger than you...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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how do YOU find out if she/he....is clean? Posted: 11/5/2006 9:27:39 PM
Smell her all over.... If she doesnt smell.... then she's clean....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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how do you girls like to be approched? Posted: 11/5/2006 7:00:53 PM
I usually just take my friends 2 yr old son to the park..... and their little puppy too.... I show the kid where the pretty women are... and he runs over to them.... giving me the oppurtunity to go over and retrieve the kid... " This kid is always runnin away from me..." then they see the puppy... "Aw.. what a cute little dog you have.. " Im tellin you... its golden... works every time....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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No Luck on here so far... Posted: 11/5/2006 4:09:18 PM
Women dont respond a lot of the time..... just a general rule...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Notice A Trend Posted: 11/5/2006 8:41:53 AM
Dry wit... subtle jokes... here... arent gonna do the trick.... You have to really hit people over the head with a joke...in order for it to work/them to get it.. just my opinion....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Is marriage the leading cause of divorce? Posted: 11/5/2006 7:47:12 AM
Jesus..... Yes... Marriage is the leading cause of divorce....

Brooklyn7

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Notice A Trend Posted: 11/5/2006 7:30:09 AM
Women's profiles... as compared to the mens.. generally... will be a little negative... not looking for sex... just here for the forums... dont write me.. dont message me.. dont IM me... It makes you ask yourself.. what are they doing here??? But thats the way a lot of women are naturally... I think what it is.. hope Im not restating the obvious.. is that they have to put up with all this crap from guys that just want to (and do... .and have.. ) shit all over them... so when decent men try to get something going.. they will naturally be on the defensive... Us on the other hand.. We are the predators... no need to explain that one.. you guys all know how that works... I'm sure guys... in their profile.. dont say.. Im just here for the forums.. or...... Im not looking for sex... Everybody's looking for sex!!!! Until we find sex.. then were having sex!!!!! And since when did Sex become a curse word anyway...??? I mean I know it's different with women.. they dont want to be objectified.... etc... etc... but still... And its true.. they are inundated with mail... Hey... Detour... Can I write you too... ???? LOL... no but seriously...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Women who want oral but don't give it. Posted: 11/5/2006 12:02:03 AM
O.K... How about if we say this instead... "Madam... Might I interest you in some felatio... Here is my member... do what you like with it!!!!!!!"

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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terroist,kkk,and the black panther party. Posted: 11/4/2006 11:28:25 PM
No its not.... this thread is scheduled for deletion...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Why do you think relationships fall apart? Posted: 11/4/2006 11:07:31 PM
This is a dumb thread.... asking why relationships fall apart is like asking why Milk goes bad when you leave it out too long....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Would you Canadians move to the U.S,Would you Americans move to Canada if you met someone on here? Posted: 11/4/2006 10:41:04 PM
Shit I'd move to Canada just for the free healthcare..... The girl is not even necessary... But then again... It gets real cold in Canada..... I mean... and it is CANADA!!!!

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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if a normal person and a bipolar person cant get along can two bipolar people get along as a couple? Posted: 11/4/2006 10:27:40 PM
Is there a punchline to this or what....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Plentyoffish Singles cruise February 11-18, 2007 Posted: 11/4/2006 10:25:47 PM
Anybody got 1400 dollars to lend me????? Ill go...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Predicitions on the NY Mets for 2006 Posted: 11/4/2006 9:23:05 PM
First of all Ratero... do we really have to go back to 86... First of all... the mets had one of the best teams EVER ASSEMBLED.... (yeah.. thats what I said...) Who dominated the entire National League... If it wasnt for Mike Scott doctoring the ball... that NLCS would have been a breeze... and who came back to win the series after losing the first 2 games at home.... And now you want to say it was luck... just because of one wild pitch.... and a ground ball which Buckner failed to play properly... and what about the 3 straight singles with 2 men out... Youre really preachin to the choir with that lucky shit... I mean by that token we could say that the Cardinals were reeeaally lucky that beltran didnt put one of those pitches in the bullpen... or pulled it down the line... or even hit the ball hard enough to tie the game... or you could say they were lucky that Pedro wasnt able to pitch... or El Duque... That famous Tommy Aggie shoestring catch... luck????? The shot heard round the world... just a lucky home run right????? And now you might say.. well yeah... but it was a routine play that buckner botched right??? O.K... but his team payed him a salary... to make that play... not to let the ball skip by him..... So yeah.. go ahead... say what you want.. Mets were lucky in 86.... I bet they were lucky in 1969 also right... I mean the whole shoepolish incident and everything..... not to mention the fact that they were 9 1/2 games out or something in August... must have been the cubs bad luck... combined with their good luck... cmon... baseball doesn involve some luck now and then... so youre point becomes null.... and I disagree with you too BigDaddy.. the mets will win their division next year... fairly easily too... the rest of the national league... at least over the course of a whole season... is inferior.... and I dont see that changing anytime soon...

brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Predicitions on the NY Mets for 2006 Posted: 11/1/2006 9:37:40 AM
Oops.... Double Post... YEAAAHHH BOOYYY!!!

brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Predicitions on the NY Mets for 2006 Posted: 11/1/2006 9:35:22 AM
You Damn Right Im Bitter... That Was A Tough Series To Lose... If Game 7 Went The Other Way... Im Sure Card Fans Would Be Bitter... Well Maybe Not Cuz They Werent Really Expected To Win Nothin... Hmmm Wonder Why.... You Cant Call The Mets Underachievers... On The Contrary... I Think The Cards Were Over Achievers.... I Mean I Hate To Say It... Jeff Suppan Is Not That Good... He Just Was Really Pumped Up.... But All My Above Statements Stand... I Also Found Out That The Mets Play Opening Day In St Louis 2007... Great... We Get To See Them Raise Their World Series Banner... I Just Wonder If The Cards Will Be Able To Recover From An 0-3 Start....

brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Predicitions on the NY Mets for 2006 Posted: 10/29/2006 12:17:34 AM
At least we will be the team to beat.... lol... oh yeah... congrats to those redbirds...who won in total 94 games all year... I smell a dynasty in the making there... what with superstars like Scott Spazio... Juan Encarnacion... ( Isnt he there cleanup hitter? LOL) Yadier Molina... So Taguchi And Braden Looper... LOL.. what a joke. Were gonna have to find early occasion to knock the"champs" off their pedestal and I hope its in St Louis and then everyone can take those snotrags they like to wave around and dry their tears with it.. In fact... I hope next years nlcs is a rematch and we win game 7 right there at new busch leaguer stadium.. and I hope its Pujols who stands there and looks at strike 3... Think thatll wipe that smug look off his face??? And no... This is not the beginning of a new Mets Cardinals rivalry.. because they are beneath us.. we have better teams to worry about...ike maybe the Cubs or the Brewers. LOL.and.. 2 more words for you..Barry Zito.. its a wrap!! NY METS 2007 WORLD CHAMPS!

brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Predicitions on the NY Mets for 2006 Posted: 10/26/2006 4:22:22 PM
Funny.... I dont feel like a jackass.... Its not the first time ive been wrong.... wont be the last. As the better team... I still predict the tigers to win it in either 7 or 6... and if im wrong... oh well. I could really care less who wins... but I stand by my statement... If Omar Minaya does his job this winter... which he has already proven he is more than capable of... Amazins should win between 100 and 110 games next summer... and bring a world championship home to NY NEXT FALL!!!

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Predicitions on the NY Mets for 2006 Posted: 10/24/2006 2:33:34 PM
I hate to say it but... wait till next year.... The mets are a starting pitcher... (plus a healthy pedro...) away from completely dominating the National Leauge...even worse than they did this year...... And you cant fault Beltran... Look at the season he had... It was a high pressure situation.. not to mention that curve ball that he looked at had some pretty good movement on it... I think he was probably looking for a fastball.... BTW... Cards got lucky... I mean... 83 regular season wins... they are a mediocre team at best... and Detroit is gonna smoke them.. in theyre own house... and sweep the next three games.... Bye Bye birdies!!!

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Who should say I Love You first ?? Posted: 8/30/2006 5:11:56 PM
I love..... carpet..... I love.... desk....... I love.... lamp........ I love lamp!! I love lamp!!!!! -Steve Carrell- "Anchorman". ........................ I think that pretty much sums it up in a nutshell...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 8/29/2006 2:51:29 PM
Thats because Im hard of hearing so to get my attention you really gotta HOLLA!!!!!! Her profile is almost perfect... and she's pretty too..... Maybe just cut the end of the about me section....Its good that you are looking for a long term relationship... but you gotta go on a few dates first... know what I mean... speaking of which... first date section is excellent... shows that she is adaptable..... Also her headline is not cliche.. If I see one more profile that says... Looking for my other half... Looking for my soul mat... Where are all the good guys.. etc... Im gonna throw up... !!!!! Plus she smokes..... which is very attractive... (no I'm serious...) In fact.. If you see this post.. shoot me a message.. say hello...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 8/29/2006 1:37:39 PM
Where do I begin....... I couldnt find one thing right with it.... Says his drugged out partying days are over... which right off the bat is too much info... but then goes further to tell us how much he really likes to drink....... First date at Burger King???? I know its probably a joke... But taken as a joke its still corny... and a lot of girls will take it seriously.... and I dont think that's an ideal first date for most women.... The Mohawk Pic!!!!! Need I say more... Who are you.. Mr T.?????? But the good news is with that thing you could probably go audition for the SLC punk sequel...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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First line -- Last line Posted: 8/28/2006 2:16:07 PM
It always does enhance... at first glance.... a chance in the summer.. just might be... a bummer.. in the winter... caught a splinter... but Im ok now... been through some shit... but Im O.K.... how???? Im glad you should ask... but I dont really have the answer... I took that dude's advice... and became a tiny dancer.... Nah... you all know.. white people cant dance... Well perhaps they can... If they just take a chance... nothing ventured...means nothing gained.... and even if it falls through... It was not in vain... Cause what doesnt kill ya only makes ya stronger... In fact...you may even just find youll last longer... the things you now fear... will slowly dissapate.... just hurry up... before its too late... besides.... theres nothing to fear... but death and taxes.... Oh and the state of world affairs...but hopefully that relaxes... But I doubt it... but thats negative energy Ill save for tommorrow.... cause this poem's definitely not about sorrow....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Whats Your favorite body part (anything)? Posted: 8/28/2006 1:56:40 PM
Cdnokie... I like youre chest too... just being honest... heres how it ranks... first thing to catch my eye is usually a nice set of..... eyes!!!! unless of course its crowded... and theres lots of women passing by.. then I just set my sights straight on her boobies....of course Im also an ass man... but ya cant always turn around and look at every ass that passes... As far as my favorite body part of mine.... tough to say..... I cant choose... cause Im just the best looking person in the entire universe...... HEY EVERYONE!!!! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!!!!!!!!!!

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 8/28/2006 1:41:47 PM
1) The wife beater pics.... gotta go... I dont know if it was done intentionally... but it looks like youre flexing... from what Ive heard... most women dont like that... 2) Theres one sentence near the beginning I think where you point out youre faults... thats a no-no.... Trust me.. once someone gets to know you.. they will discover youre faults on their own... and who knows... might even point them out for you at every opportunity... 3) A little bit sappy.... the word hugs... cuddles.... whatever... should not be in a guys profile... nothing wrong with being sensitive guy... hell... I am too... most women like that.... but again.... something that does not need to be brought up in a profile.... thats just my opinion...but what the hell do I know right????

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Do straight guys secretly yearn to kiss another man full-on? Posted: 8/28/2006 9:33:53 AM
A) Just because a man can view another man as attractive... does not mean he wants to kiss him....... more likely he'll be jealous...like.. "damn... I wish I looked like that guy.. than Id get more girls.... " something like that... As far as the comment about straight guys getting drunk and being loose with their hands and their lips???? dude.. what planet are you living on... Most guys I know.. when they get drunk... want to fight..... maybe they get loose with their fists.... yeah... go ahead.. tell me that has homosexual overtones... I know its coming....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Rating pictures Posted: 8/22/2006 7:01:22 AM
Youre the 2nd person in 2 days thats told me that!!!!!!! I guess by saying that youre saying that u think Im good-looking... so thanks!!!! now go rate me a 10 damnit!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ thanks... u got 1 too.... O.K... never mind.... cant rate ya... just know that the thought is there....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 8/22/2006 6:35:43 AM
Only the word OHIO thats written in the snow........ It should say.. .Brooklyn... instead... Sorry.. just me being my usual narcissistic self.... totally kidding

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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what is wrong with my profile? Posted: 8/22/2006 6:23:04 AM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ OT: Yeah... also lose the word effervescent... Its um... kinda gay... not only that but you use it twice in 3 sentences!!!!!!!!!! and Quintessential!!!!!!!!!! cmon....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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what is wrong with my profile? Posted: 8/22/2006 6:06:48 AM
'A man should never describe himself as "effervescent and liking long huggles."' Yeah but remember.... this dude lives in Australia.... I think huggles might mean "Blowjobs"........ or something.... In that case Im all for huggles... It beats rub-n-tuggles...... Or perhaps its a t.v. show.... I dont know.... OT:... Yeah... profiles a little creepy... BTW... Funny girl... nothing wrong with looking stoned... Its of course better if you happen to be stoned...

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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Online Dating Precious Moments Posted: 8/22/2006 2:45:08 AM
Um.... very interesting....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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When a woman is about to start ovulating why do guys go crazy with lust? Posted: 8/22/2006 2:11:38 AM
Anybody who answered Pheromones... Is correct...... Its pure animal instinct.... We learned about this in Animal Behavior... also a little bit having to do with this in Social Psychology as well..... Let me see if I can remember correctly.... hopefully Im only half-wrong.... Apparantly... It doesnt have so much to do with how horny the female is when she's ovulating... (although... from what I read from a few women here... that happens too.... ) The Pheromones that she gives off is what makes the male gravitate towards her... For whatever reason... the woman... during this period... becomes more attractive... Its nothing the male is aware of... its purely biological.... For the same reason that women are attracted to males with more Assymetrical features..... O.K... see... All these ideas came into my head when I read this thread.... now Ive hit a brick wall... so thats all I have to say I guess.... damn it.... I knew I shouldnt have smoked so much pot in college.....

Brooklyn7

Joined: 5/4/2004

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my date wants me to choke him Posted: 8/22/2006 1:26:27 AM
Do not choke this man..... Besides.. He may want to choke you in return.... There are several women in my life that I have wanted to choke... but not for pleasure or anything.... This is a new thing... Its all over the internet... even George Carlin spoke about it in one of his performances.......... Apparently... Cutting off a guys air supply right before he climaxes... is supposed to make the orgasm... like 100 times better... It also happens to be extremely risky.... apparantly... more than a few teenage boys have killed themselves trying to find Nirvana...... Dont risk it!!!!! Give the guy a scarf... and tell him to do it himself....

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