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 Author Thread: Firgiving a cheating spouse?
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Firgiving a cheating spouse?
Posted: 10/11/2009 4:28:26 PM

give her one more chance....sometimes people get confused, unhappy and just don't know what they want...it can happen, ok, so shes a flake right now...maybe you ought to start paying more attention to her...you also must lay down the law...if you're going to take her back, it will be on your terms...if she agrees, then be kind but firm...if she balks, cya baby...be the man, be the boss...be the leader of your family! these are times so many just don't know how to deal with life...goodluck to you



TERRIBLE HORRIBLE BAD NO NO NO WORST ADVICE EVER.

She doesn't respect you... She doesn't respect you, she slept with another man... I understand you have a child, and that he is important to you and you want him to be happy... But how happy is he going to be as he grows and see's his father is a shell of a man, a depressed unhappy slave to a woman who has no respect for him whatsoever.... if you keep her you will fall back into the same pattern of being her manservant... Are you even aware how long she has been feeling the way she does, it didn't just happen overnight friend... she thought the grass was going to be greener, now she see's that is not.. and now she wants to work it out in fear of losing all of her material possessions and her man slave.

Think back, just how intimate has your relationship been the past years... are you happy?
Clearly she is not, she feels no remorse because in her mind she has done nothing wrong, she feels she deserves to be happy by any means necessary, even if that means ****ing around and disrespecting you and your child.

Success cannot be getting a girl because that means failure is being alone. No. Failure is being in an unhappy marriage or a relationship where she has no true interest in you.”
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Prioritizing your boyfriends/girlfriends over your family
Posted: 10/11/2009 4:01:44 PM

"Some who once they get involved with someone they cut off their friends and sometimes will pay more attention to them then they would their family. "


These situations never end well, it is well documented that someone will leave this relationship and the other will be devastated... not healthy at all.

I had a friend do this... she didn't like me, so he spent less time with me... he barely left the house eventually, saw none of his friend... only "Wife approved" new friends... eventually she got bored with walking all over him and slept with one of the "wife" approved" friends... shortly after came the divorce and the utter devastation of my friend... Who I am proud to say has gotten over her and is much wiser now..


When in a relationship, a bf is equally as important as my family/friends and I espect the same courtesy in return from a bf. If he has kids I expect to be treated with the same respect as his kids. If he requests I take a back seat to his kids, I'm gone.


How selfish and hypocritical... if you had children they would take priority in your life... and you cannot lie to me and say they would not. If I were a single father I would thank the stars you left. Maybe you should avoid children and go back to the bar.


Now I personally in no way advocate, giving and giving and giving without taking or setting ground rules with your children...One of the most important things my father ever did for me was say no, and showed me how to get what I want myself.

But if I have a woman who feels she deserves more than my children simply for being my companion, she can hit the bricks.... and I'm not even a father.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Boxing...
Posted: 10/4/2009 9:46:36 PM
I used to box a bit myself, and it's amazing... all the gyms I went to, it was never a requirement to compete if you didn't want to.... although if you choose to compete you're going to push yourself harder and see more of the results you want....


If you're intimidated by the gyms.... you could always work out at home...
http://how-to-box.com/ is probably the best boxing site ever....

If you can't afford a lot of gear... you can always DIY.... I used to use a US army duffle bag full of whatever cloth I could fit into it for a heavy bag.... gloves you can get for 20 dollars and under and hand wraps are maybe five bucks....
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
 
St. John's Wort
Posted: 10/4/2009 9:39:44 PM
I worked with supplements for many years... They are not regulated by the FDA or anyone for that matter, I could mix a bucket of candybars with creatine and tell you it will make you ripped in thirty seconds... Just like i could tell you that St. Johns wort sometimes helps with depression... and sometimes it worsens your condition... do your own research and don't expect the supplement guy to be 100% accurate all the time.

And as previously stated... if you are on meds currently it's wise to tell your doc everything you are putting into your body.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Are Women much more pickier/choosy than Men when it comes to Dating/Relationships?
Posted: 9/27/2009 9:24:41 AM

I have a feeling you have been chasing some woman far out of your league and this is why you experience so much rejection. Hot women want hot guys, not mr average body/looks. Go for what you can actually get and you will have a different result.


Hey, just settle for someone you don't want and be happy with it because that **** is too good for you?

That's the shittiest advice ever... you suck, why would you even say that... no one is out of your league.. go for what you want.. you're gonna get shot down left and right, but that's going to happen no matter what, even if you're trying to hit on fat trolls.... Just roll with the punches and you'll find someone...

Hot women don't just want "hot guys", it's hard to define what a hot guy is really... I've been with a few hotties who were "out of my league" and I'm a ****in chud.... If anything Dru you need to have an attitude adjustment and stop all the crying.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 76 (view)
 
Do nonmuscular skinny guys have a chance?
Posted: 9/26/2009 8:45:09 PM
I'm a big guy and I tell ya chicks don't dig that either..... But I'm 99.9 percent sure it has more to do with my shitty attitude than my size.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 1164 (view)
 
Men don't like TALL women
Posted: 9/26/2009 8:41:56 PM
I like tall women.. In fact I would prefer a tall woman.. but the thing is if she's six foot tall... she's usually six foot wide and looks like chewbacca.

Not saying I'm looking for a skinny **** with her ribs sticking out.. I like me some thickness... but damn.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 93 (view)
 
AGE DIFFERENCE?
Posted: 9/26/2009 8:37:38 PM

I dunno.
Why would a 33 year old man be interested in someone so much younger?
Does he have a problem with women his own age, or does he need someone college-age to feel like a stud?



I bet he has a problem with most women his age... as they are damn near all single mothers, cat ladies, or psycho ****es.... How do you like my generalizations, quite similar to yours.


I am older than 33 and i would like a 22 year old but they would have to be a little bit prettier than steph


AND that was funny...
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 71 (view)
 
Warning women about piercings? yes or no
Posted: 9/26/2009 8:30:55 PM
BEST THREAD EVER.

I say you just whip that shit out.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 118 (view)
 
Is it worse to get rejected for your looks or your personality?
Posted: 9/26/2009 8:25:41 PM
No the pang goes away eventually....When you look like me you get used to it =P
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 197 (view)
 
I Want Someone Like ME- is it too much to ask?
Posted: 9/26/2009 8:10:56 PM
No way.. I talk about single moms all the time... they don't even give me a gratifying angry response.... I'll be pissed if you get one....

Dude... best thing you can do is enjoy what you've earned, don't drop your standards, and just generally look out for yourself... You don't need a dame for any of that... and by the way your standards are by no mean outlandish... Just be patient and don't consume yourself seeking something that will come along when you do not expect it.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 83 (view)
 
How (not?) to end a relationship
Posted: 9/26/2009 8:03:37 PM
but consistently says nothing's wrong


Wait wait wait... were you asking her "Whats wrong" I can envision it now... baby whats the matter... whats wrong... wah wah wah.

But I digress... she's a dumb cvnt.

Just be glad you didn't marry her.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 27 (view)
 
False pretences
Posted: 9/26/2009 8:00:45 PM
I don't take back exes... problem resolved.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 106 (view)
 
What do you do when your EX-GF callls after 14 months?
Posted: 9/26/2009 7:59:58 PM
Op you hang up the phone.... That simple.

Remember why she's your ex... that reason hasn't changed, believe it.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 116 (view)
 
Is it worse to get rejected for your looks or your personality?
Posted: 9/26/2009 7:59:04 PM
Who cares?
People get rejected for every little thing...

That's just how it works....

Funny eyes, funny toes, too fat, too skinny, too blonde, not blonde enough, no ass, too much ass, no abs, too many muscles, funny hands.... I could go on but you get it...

No use in crying about it.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 45 (view)
 
he wrote me off
Posted: 9/26/2009 7:51:09 PM
OP Your fault.... you stuck around for the bullshit... blame no one but yourself.. now fix it.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 89 (view)
 
How do i walk away?
Posted: 9/26/2009 7:49:30 PM

I met a man online 14 months ago. He was there for me thru a rough time, and i was there for him during problems. {we have spent alot of time together} I care deeply for him but he doesn't want a serious relationship. I know i can't love him because it's hurting me. But how do i walk away from someone who has been there for me during the worse time of my life?


Pack your shit... say bye. Walk away... it's not rocket science for ****sake.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 82 (view)
 
The true mindset of a woman....
Posted: 9/26/2009 7:48:31 PM
What the hell are you talking about.... why isn't this crap deleted.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 30 (view)
 
I like her,....but..
Posted: 9/26/2009 7:45:38 PM
Next her and find someone with no kids who isn't a condescending ****...
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 31 (view)
 
OKC - HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY OCT 31, 09 at Big D's Roadhouse
Posted: 9/25/2009 11:15:55 PM
I don't even think I know where Yukon is relative to Edmond.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Capitalism: A Love Story
Posted: 9/22/2009 5:28:44 AM
Ok Michael Moore is dumb...

But maybe I will like this one.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
New Car Czar Deese Doesn't Drive American
Posted: 9/21/2009 10:29:54 AM
Guess what.. Honda makes more cars in the United States than Chevy and Ford combined.

Huzzah NAFTA.

Don't believe it? Do work son.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Guyliner
Posted: 9/20/2009 2:41:22 AM
Why do you need guyliner to attain a look... I mean are you even into that emo scene?

Or are you doing it because 16 year old groupies go gaga over it...

Sir, I suggest you wear flannel and eat some beef jerky... and leave the eyeliner to the dames.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 205 (view)
 
Can White Americans REALLY judge what is racist and what is not?
Posted: 9/19/2009 7:12:49 PM
1) Can White American fairly judge actions being racist or not?
Why can't we?
Isn't it funny that you assume white Americans cannot fairly judge racism is in fact a very racist question in itself... as if because our skin is white we are blind to racism and never experience it.... As if I have never been called peckerwood, honkey, cracka (which I find especially offensive as it refers to events I had no part of or control over.),white bread ect.



2) Can White Americans that have few dealings w/ minorities in their personal or professional lives really say that they don't have problems w/ race?

Why can't they? Just because one does not know enough about another culture does not mean they cannot judge how they feel about another race in their entirety. I don't know a whole lot about middle eastern culture, South American, even European and Asian culture...

But I don't have a problem with any of them based on their cultural and racial back round.

3) Can White Americans that tolerate racist actions,behavior and language from family members and friends really not call themselves racist?

I'm tolerating a racist action from you by answering these questions.
And if anything everyone is a bit racist, acknowledge and laugh at stereotypes...

Why is acceptable that a black comedian and joke about our voices and dancing ability and it's funny.

But if I say look at that black guy eyeballing that chicken... it's a terribly racist taboo thing.

Personally I don't really care if a person with different colored skin says some racist thing to me, or I can't get a job because I'm not "diverse" and there's already too many white American males working a job...

It's gotten to the point where the white American male is something of a joke just for being what he is.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 81 (view)
 
athlete going vegetarian!!
Posted: 9/18/2009 4:39:54 PM
To the chick who said meat makes your bodily functions stinkier than normal...

please explain why my vegetarian friend can almost know me flat out with his gas and breath lol
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 23 (view)
 
Are other countries better at relationships than America?
Posted: 9/18/2009 9:48:13 AM
If I were to have a little girl ever.. I would teach her to cook, hell yes I would.
I know how to cook.. my sister knows how to cook... most chicks I meet only know how to order from a drive through... that's about it, and it's unattractive... If I meet a girl and she has great wifey skills she could bump up a few compared to a more attractive woman lacking those skills... All because she has a domestic skill set...
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Are other countries better at relationships than America?
Posted: 9/18/2009 4:15:34 AM
Traditional gender roles are not taught by your parents, the media, the schools... anyone..

As a matter of fact you are taught by all mediums to shatter gender roles, be a "modern independent womyn" and boys are taught to act like women too... That's why there's so many little whiners running around blabbing on about how they can't snag a dame.

This is shit that doesn't need to be taught.. it's simple shit..
Girls: Don't act like a snobby **** who feels entitled to five hundred dollar handbags, the biggest fastest most expensive SUV, and daily spa treatments.

Guys: Stop giving women five hundred dollar handbags, SUVs, and daily spa treatments...
Stop letting people walk all over you and for god sake quit whining.

Just take a look at Ward and June Cleaver =P
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Women who try to come back after shutting you out
Posted: 9/18/2009 4:05:32 AM
Attentions whores hate being ignored... Just ignore her...

Or if you really want to get rid of her forever... act desperate and needy.. call her three times a day and tell her you're madly in love with her.. she'll be gone like a bat out of hell =P
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 100 (view)
 
Losing one's virginity, some say it's easy
Posted: 9/17/2009 5:04:14 PM
Jesus dru... are you still crying?


Ok so it's much easier for broads to get a significant other or get laid... you're missing the point... while you sit here and cry about it on the internet... there is a man smarter bolder and cooler than you positioning him self in a woman's line of fire.

It's your fault, it's your problem... now roll over and die... or go fix it.

 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 95 (view)
 
Men help me with Fellatio?? tips???
Posted: 9/17/2009 12:02:19 PM
Shit I've had bad ones....

I once had a chick who would try... she wasn't very good... she just kinda bobbed her head up and down... and when I finally finished she would try to dodge it and make a mess lol.



Nothing wrong with wet and sloppy =P
Mind the stepchildren!

If you're enjoying it.. we probably are too.

"ladies call me the clint eastwood of oral reciprocation."

That's also very creepy man.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 47 (view)
 
What do women REALLY want?
Posted: 9/15/2009 4:03:33 AM
Oh oh hold on... I'm feeling a Rodney Dangerfield moment coming on...




Who cares.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Not hired because Im a single mom?
Posted: 9/15/2009 3:57:05 AM
I get the feeling .. we don't get the whole story as I highly doubt she said.. I will not hire you because you are a single mom.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 74 (view)
 
Trying to be careful with religious choices for my daughter.
Posted: 9/12/2009 2:48:20 AM
Jesus was most likely a guy with a cult walking through the desert feeding people hallucinogens....

That's more likely than Jesus being born onto earth to save us from ourselves in the eyes of an omnipotent being, in a fantastical place where all your wildest dreams will be a reality...so as long as you live like a bum and kiss everyone ass.... sound more to me like a way to keep masses docile.

Normal Logic:

You: I have a baseball.
Me: Oh Yeah? Prove It!

You: *Shows baseball* Here!
Me: Oh you're right...

Religious Logic:

You: I have a baseball.
Me: Prove it.

You: YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT I DON'T RAGGAAHAHGA.
Me: ......


Fairy Tale:

1. A fanciful tale of legendary deeds and creatures, usually intended for children.
2. A fictitious, highly fanciful story or explanation.

Some shit you can find in the bible...

A man walking on water and making food fall from the sky, a man curing illnesses and banishing ‘evil spirits’ with the wave of a hand, a staff turned into a snake, a man walking on water, the creation of the universe in 6 days, an invisible superhero causing plagues of locusts and other such vermin, witches, wizards, sorcerers, spirits, satyrs, demons, giants, ghosts, dragons, and unicorns....

If there is a God may he strike me dead before I click post....

Can you see this?
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 38 (view)
 
What kinds of things make a guy bond with a woman...
Posted: 9/12/2009 2:30:39 AM
Some guys just need to reach the point where they finally realize they aren't the be all and end all of the bar and then they start looking for someone they can settle down with and at least get consistent sex, cuddling and adulation. You know, sort of like a puppy.

Men bond with dogs..


Uh oh... a woman scorned!

What fellow pissed in your cheerios that makes you compare men to dogs so easily....I detect a hint of bitterness... so when men want affection instead of sex they are dogs!

And god forbid a man would want to be admired! OH THE SHAME!

Why yes honey, I'd rather you spit in my face, treat me coldly, and yell at me all the time... I much prefer that to sex cuddling and adulation.

But that guy you're seeing? He had best give you all the sex, cuddles, admiration, and money on your terms or he is not a "real man"



Look don't **** him upon meeting him and I think you'll be a step ahead OP, it raises lots of questions to men who actually wouldn't mind sticking around.. but are turned off at the thought of how easily it was done... and how many other fellows got it that easily.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
When is enough...enough
Posted: 9/7/2009 7:51:38 PM
Yeah but he'd have to bribe the guards to look away right?
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 100 (view)
 
So many young divorces
Posted: 9/7/2009 7:45:18 PM
1. People get married for the wrong reasons... and at the drop of a hat.
2. The christian "values" that we're prevalent at the day and age are no longer held so strongly... (I'm not Christian but it's easy to see in the middle of the 1900's this could have been a big deal)
3. It's profitable... You save on your taxes you have more credit due to some false "stability" (It also seems quite profitable to the women who are "victims" of divorce, and the lawyers ALWAYS win)
4. It's the social "norm" to get married raise 2.5 babies and live the American dream, and people are pressured to uphold that norm by their families and the media.
If you aren't married or actively seeking a marriage, you could be labeled as many things..Maybe she's a slut, maybe he or she has some kind of issue, maybe he's gay or hates women.

There are numerous reasons and rarely the right ones.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Borrowing money after 3 weeks
Posted: 9/7/2009 4:18:28 PM
Hahhahaha sucker, that's what you get.'


You really lent money to some chick you met here?

I could see if you had been dating for an extended period of time, and there was a trust... But three weeks?
A lesson learned eh?
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 366 (view)
 
I think Girls have it a lot easier than Guys when it comes to Love, Dating, Relationships, etc.
Posted: 9/7/2009 12:58:20 PM

I've heard phrases like that before, I know it is Tradition for the Man to be the pursuer, initiator, or it's just nature like you stated, Yes I know it is unfair, and I am completely aware that life is unfair in general, I know that a lot of women probably think it is unfair that they have to be the ones to get pregnant and endure the pain of childbirth. Yes you do have a good valid point, in a way, Yes I am complaining, but I am also just stating my opinion on Dating and Relationships, stating the facts. The Chooser generally has it easier than the Picker, Done!.


Become the chooser Dru... choose what you want and take it.

Quit crying.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 56 (view)
 
Trying to be careful with religious choices for my daughter.
Posted: 9/7/2009 3:34:38 AM
"They shall fall by the sword:
their infants shall be dashed in
pieces, and their women with child
shall be ripped up!"
-- Hosea 13:16


" at midnight the Lord smote
all the first born in the land of
Egypt, from the first born of the
pharaoh... unto the first born of
the captive that was in the dungeon;
and all the first born cattle"
-- Exodus 12:29

“I form the light, and create darkness:
I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord
do all these things.”
-- Isaiah 45:7

"Their children shall be dashed
to pieces before their eyes!
There houses spoiled, and their
wives raped...Dash the young men
to pieces...have no pity on the
fruit of the womb, the children
shall not be spared"
-- Isa 13:16-18

“Happy shall he be, that taketh
and dasheth thy little ones against
the stones.” --Psalms 137:9

“the Lord will rejoice over you
to destroy you, and to bring you to nought;”
--Deuteronomy 28:63

“Notwithstanding no devoted thing,
that a man shall devote unto the
Lord of all that he hath, both of
man and beast, and of the field of
his possession, shall be sold or
redeemed: every devoted thing is
most holy unto the Lord. None devoted,
which shall be devoted of men, shall
be redeemed; but shall surely be put to death.”
-- Leviticus 27:28-29


“Then it shall be, that whatsoever
cometh forth of the doors of my
house to meet me, when I return...shall
surely be the Lord's, and I will
offer it up for a burnt offering.”
--Judges 11:31
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 55 (view)
 
Trying to be careful with religious choices for my daughter.
Posted: 9/7/2009 3:25:58 AM
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

Remember ladies...stay out of your man's fight.... Guys that's how you keep your wench in line chop off her body parts... according to the good book!


Deuteronomy 23:1
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Oh no cancer patients.... WELCOME TO PURGATORY.



2 Kings 2:23-24

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.


Another fine example of mauling children... Bibles are badass!



Genesis 38:8-10

Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.

Remember fellas... GOD WILL KILL YOU FOR PULLING OUT.


Praise be!
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 54 (view)
 
Trying to be careful with religious choices for my daughter.
Posted: 9/7/2009 3:16:41 AM
Yes good moral behaviours such as selling your daughter into slavery, stoning your son to death, praying to god to smash the mouths of your enemies, bathing your feet in the blood of the wicked, praying that God would make the children of the wicked man fatherless and his wife a widow, Rejoicing at the thought of babies being dashed against rocks...


Like he said good moral values...

Religion is stupid.... if anything suggest that your child not partake in cults.

If you don't believe a word of what I stated, go do some research.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 21 (view)
 
- losing a hope in love.
Posted: 9/7/2009 3:05:27 AM
And I think I'm rubbing off on people.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 62 (view)
 
Why Are There So Many Abusive Men? (Not Here)
Posted: 9/6/2009 11:34:05 PM

Oh, for Christ's sake, I realize not all--or even most--men are abusive. I was speaking generally, not categorically. You get a @#$% brain.


Whats the matter, don't like being held accountable for your actions?
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 400 (view)
 
What is a Real Man?
Posted: 9/6/2009 7:32:48 PM
This is a perfect description.


A tribute to real men.

When did it become acceptable in this country for a man to go from being a rugged, plaid-wearing, beef jerky eating badass to a well-groomed, "metrosexual" girly-boy like Ben Affleck? Affleck recently agreed to be a spokesman for L'Oreal, with L'Oreal quoted as saying "Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality but are not afraid to care for their appearance." Afraid of taking care of their appearances? It's not that we're afraid you ***holes, it's that we don't menstruate. What next? Men getting hormone injections so they can breast feed?

"Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality but are not afraid to breast feed their children."

Is it okay that I don't have a sense of style? Is it okay for me to scratch myself? I'm hairy. I like wearing plaid and I don't want to be told how to dress by some dude with a "queer eye." Is that okay with you sissies, or would you like me to package my balls and neatly carry them in a purse? For crying out loud. You're turning us into a nation of pussies.

That's why I wrote this tribute to real men, the kind of men who perpetuate our species, don't know what conditioner is used for, and don't apologize for not wearing makeup. Without further ado, real men:

Gregory Peck:

Gregory Peck is a man's man, the kind of man you read about in the bible. A man who came from a time when beating your woman was not only socially acceptable, but encouraged (not that I'm saying spousal abuse is right, I'm just saying that sometimes she deserves it). He has the charisma of Frank Sinatra and the rugged manliness of a lumber jack. Even his last name is manly: "Peck," the phonetic equivalence of a slang term for a man's chest; it's a simple, almost primitive sound like a grunt, straight and to the point without fancy extra syllables and gratuitous punctuation. His default expression is a determined scowl, like he's prepared to introduce you to the business end of his shoe if you look at him wrong.


Unlike the self-serving ***hole Christopher Reeve, Peck became chair of the American Cancer Society despite the fact that he never had cancer. His integrity was genuine on-screen and off. Hats off to Peck for being a real man.

Aron Ralston:

If you're asking yourself "who the hell is Aron Ralston," you'd better step back and re-evaluate your life right now. Ralston, the living legend, was hiking up a cliff in southern Utah (probably to do something manly like take a leak off of it), when a giant boulder fell on him, pinning his arm against the ground. Most people would have just died, but did he surrender his life to a mere giant life-threatening boulder? Hell no. He just kept getting angrier and angrier until he finally CUT OFF HIS ARM WITH A DULL KNIFE. This after he literally chiseled away at the bone so he could snap his arm off and free himself from underneath the rock. Yes, you read that correctly, he cut off his own arm with a dull pocket knife.

Since I don't have any credible sources of what happened next, I'm going to go off of the next best thing: hearsay and rumor. After he cut off his arm, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Ralston do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less. Aron Ralston is a real man and one tough son of a ****. He deserves utmost respect for being such a badass.

Captain Sigurdur "Iceman" Petursson:


Captain Petursson, the skipper of a trawler named "Erik the Red," was watching his crew gut some fish one day when he saw a shark swimming towards them. Did he grab his skirt and run screaming like some nancy-boy? Hell no! He ran alright, right into the water, grabbed the 660 lb (300 kg) shark by its tail, dragged it to land and MURDERED IT WITH HIS KNIFE!!*$# Holy shit!

Although he's called the "Iceman," I have no doubt this man was born and raised a pirate. How can he not be? He probably eats rocks and shits gun powder. If he were any manlier, he'd start a website where he lambasted morons who emailed him on a daily basis. Captain Petursson is a real man in every sense of the word.

John Hirsch:

John Hirsch was minding his own damn business in his back yard when a black bear had the audacity to assault him in his own home. Hirsch pulled out his 3 inch knife and called the bear on, circling him like a wrestler in a ring. The bear kept swatting at him, but Hirsch ducked, then stabbed the bear in the face each time it lunged. When the bear finally had enough of its shit ruined, it finally gave up and died like a ****: its tongue was severed, jaw broken and it had several new ***holes ripped into it, making it more aerodynamic (if you happen to be optimistic).

Of course, animal rights groups ****ed about Hirsch, saying the bear was just looking for food. No shit? I'm sure the bear would have had no qualm about eating Hirsch, and the dumbass animal rights activists would have gotten a huge chubby if the bear had eaten him. I wish a bear would eat them instead.

That about covers it for this tribute to real men, but there's one more I have to mention:

Judge Mathis:

Judge Mathis deserves to be on this list simply because he happens to have the most finely tuned bullshit detector I've ever seen. Nothing gets past him. Sometimes he plays along with someone when he knows they're lying, letting the person build a complex house of contradictions thatched together with bullshit so he can come back and stomp everyone's ass in the court room. Judge Judy, Joe Brown, and "Texas Justice" Larry Joe have nothing on him. Mathis could chew them up and spit them out like a pile of soggy sausages. He's part Shaft, part Matlock (the non-flaccid, non-geriatric part), and all badass. Hail Mathis.


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 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Jelousy is ruining my love life.....
Posted: 9/6/2009 7:10:56 PM
They aren't worth getting jealous over, why the hell do you put yourself through suffering, over some broad you just met, clearly your ex was a ho... why get jealous when you can drop them and get another.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 70 (view)
 
I like a girl who is going through a rough time..
Posted: 9/6/2009 7:06:22 PM

I see myself as someone who is confident & strong and setting foot on this long and very difficult journey, doesn't faze me in the slightest.


And you're going to prove this by chasing some lady with mental issues kids and crazy exes?

Well you are brave, maybe confident and strong... but you're not the sharpest knife are ya.

You're setting yourself up for a world of hurt, have fun.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 58 (view)
 
Why Are There So Many Abusive Men? (Not Here)
Posted: 9/6/2009 8:12:12 AM
I think the question that needs to be asked here is..... Why do you choose abusive men.

And why do you choose to procreate with said abusive men....

I imagine 98% knew he was an abusive dick when they decided to get knocked up to keep him around, or hope he changes.
It's your own fault as much as it is his, no sense in bitching about it.



Because, unfortunately, here and in most of the world, being a "real man" means being aggressive and controlling. Men grow up with the idea this is how they are supposed to act, and many take it to the point of psychological abuse and physical violence. What we need is a different standard of manhood.


What you need is half a fucking brain... There are plenty of men living by your alternative standards of "manhood" you CHOSE to be with a physically and mentally abusive dickweed and I feel no pity for you... You should have bailed the second he treated you like mud or laid his hands on you in a violent nature.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 49 (view)
 
Trying to be careful with religious choices for my daughter.
Posted: 9/6/2009 8:07:51 AM
Shit, ask your kid what she wants to do...
And if she doesn't listen, remember the bible and have her stoned.

If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father and mother, who does not heed them when they discipline him, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his town at the gate of that place. They shall say to the elders of his town, “This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.” Then all the men of the town shall stone him to death. So you shall purge the evil from your midst; and all Israel will hear, and be afraid.
(Deut. 21:18-21)
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
If a girl hits on you, does that mean she's interested?
Posted: 9/6/2009 7:56:26 AM

Meet with her and then kiss her. If she slaps your face, then no, she isn't interested in you.


BEST ADVICE EVAR go for it.
 Halfaddict
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Rejection
Posted: 9/6/2009 7:54:44 AM
Man... don't be a **** and she won't treat you like that.
 
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