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Joke, joke ,joke Posted: 6/24/2007 4:39:32 AM
Why do blondes take the pill? To find out what day it is.

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why don't woman wear pantyhose anymore? Posted: 2/17/2007 10:02:58 PM
Well in medical term , I should say that wearing pantyhose improves blood circulation in the legs and prevent vein varicosis. Also it helps to give and maintain a good shape to the legs. I admit that wearing that is not convenient ( especially when there is a need for going to ladies).

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TELL ME WHAT YOU WISH FROM THIS SITE AND LIFE Posted: 3/18/2006 9:32:37 PM
I hope to find a nice wife. For me the most valuable thing that I can have is family and I hope that one day I have my own family.

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Joke, joke ,joke Posted: 3/10/2006 11:34:55 PM
Do you know what dose NASA stands for? Need Another Seven Astronauts. What's an astronaut's favourite drink? Seven-up

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whats your best pick up line? Posted: 3/8/2006 12:41:53 AM
My pick up line is: Can I have the pleasure to dance with you?

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Is anyone interested to chat with me? Posted: 3/4/2006 11:38:14 PM
Thanks for your message. So how is the weather in Arizona?Here is sunny and very hot. Of course we have different seasons and it is now summer in Adelaide. At present we have fringe festival which is composed of different comedy programs on theaters. Also we have bank festival here which is a combination of classical theater performances and different types of music concert ,such as asian music. I might have some delays on responding because sometimes it is difficult for me to find time to check my emails or messages but I love to learn from all part of the world

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Australia forum Posted: 3/4/2006 11:28:24 PM
Greeting from Adelaide

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Is anyone interested to chat with me? Posted: 3/3/2006 11:49:40 PM
Hi everyone, I hope that I can find some new friends.Please contact me if you are interested. All the best wishes

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A funny joke Posted: 9/30/2005 2:54:46 AM
So What sort of wine or spirit would you like to have with your meat???

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A funny joke Posted: 9/28/2005 2:41:41 AM
This is the story of an aviator-handsome, dashing, with big dark eyes, thick, black sweptback hair , and a bushy handlebar moustache. A Frenchman from the days when men were men, women were pleased, and the planes were built of wood, fabric, and flown on sinew. Pierre is back from a successful mission, has wined and dined a pretty young lady and taken her back to his room. He kisses her forehead, eyelids,and the tip of her nose.'Oooo,' she thinks. Suddenly Pierre goes off, gets a bottle of red wine, sprinkles it on her lips and passionatley kisses her. "Oooo", she says as they come up for breath. 'That's very nice -but why red wine?" 'Aha, he says,I am Pierre, the famous fighter pilot. When I've red meat, I've red wine! They continue.Clothing is gradually discarded. He kisses her chin, her neck,her cleavage.'Oooo" she thinks. Pierre goes and gets a bottle of white wine, sprinkle it onto her breasts and kisses them passionately. "Oooo" she says,'That's very nice , but why the white wine?' Aha , he says, I am Pierre, the famous pilot fighter. When I've white meat, I've white wine. Matters progress further. More clothing is discarded . He kisses her navel, her stomach, her mons. "Ooo" she thinks,"Oooo!!" Pierre then goes and gets a bottle of cognac , sprinkles it liberally overy the fluffy bits and sets it alight."AAAAAHH" she screeches, leaping off the bed and beating out the burning bush. "You silly fool!" what did you do that for?" Aha, he said, I am Pierre, the famous fighter pilot. When I go down........, I go down in flames!!!!!!"

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Politics in simple words Posted: 9/17/2005 3:47:35 AM

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Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/17/2005 3:45:33 AM
I saw one with " I am a bomb technician , If you saw me running follow me fast" Also another one " I am not a 50 years old man, I am an 18 years old boy with 32 years experience of life. Another one " Don't drink and drive , when you can smoke and fly"

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More jokes about women and men Posted: 9/17/2005 3:07:52 AM

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More jokes about women and men Posted: 9/4/2005 2:16:09 AM
Thanks for your comments. I should add when I mentioned Iraq , I mean Iraq before liberation which was being ruled by Saddam.

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More jokes about women and men Posted: 9/3/2005 1:06:53 AM
Between 18-20 , a woman is like Africa, half discovered,half wild, naturally beautiful, with fertile deltas. between 21 and 30 , a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 40 , she is like India, very hot, relaxed,and convinced of her own beauty. Between 41 and 50 , a woman is like France, gently aging, but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 51 and 60, she is like Yugoslavia:lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 61 and 70 , she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 71 and 75 , a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all-conquering past, but alas, no future. After 75 , the become Afghanistan, almost everyone know where it is , but no one wants to go there. Men Between 12-92 , a man is like Iraq, ruled by a****

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Politics in simple words Posted: 8/21/2005 1:38:13 AM
Thank you for your comments. Unfortunatly that is true and according to the survays politician are among the least trustable people.

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Politics in simple words Posted: 8/21/2005 1:38:00 AM
Thank you for your comments. Unfortunatly that is true and according to the survays politician are among the least trustable people.

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Politics in simple words Posted: 8/20/2005 2:19:00 AM
I feel like a working class. Which group do you think that you are?

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Politics in simple words Posted: 8/20/2005 2:17:55 AM
A little boy goes to his dad and asks,"What is politics?" Dad says,"Well son, let me try to explain it this way:I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism.Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money,so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now , think about that and see if that makes sense. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying.So he gets upt to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds him mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room . Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning , the little boy says to his father,"Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." the father says," Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boys replies,"Well , while capitalism is screwing the working class, The government sound asleep, meanwhile the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep dodo!

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