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Robw993

Joined: 7/16/2005

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Really Need Some Advice on How-To Deal With My Ex Girlfriend!!!??? Posted: 9/10/2008 7:01:04 PM
The best way to get her to stop is to tell her you had sex with her sister, best friend, or her mom. That should piss her off enough that she will leave you alone. I have a crazy ex that plays this game with me frequently. Whenever she asks me what I'm up to I tell her I'm busy having sex with some girl I just met, that usually shuts her up for a few weeks.

Robw993

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Guys; a technique for the true lovers Posted: 7/14/2008 7:44:36 PM
This same technique can be used to break up with your lover, just substitute the football mums for poison ivy or sumac and let the blisters begin!! I recommend using 3mil plastic or thicker in place of your sheets or make sure you are not in your own bed.

Robw993

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Single mom & the father is driving me nuts! Posted: 7/14/2008 6:03:09 AM
How long ago was the break up? He could be making this stuff up so he has a reason to talk to you. Some people become very irrational after a break up and tons of crazy ideas roll around in their head. They usually have plenty of time to think of all things that you might be doing without them and so they concoct all these reasons to make contact with you in hopes you will have changed your mind. The only thing you can do to assure him that this is not you is remind him that YOU broke up with HIM, not the other way around and you aren't concerned as to what he is doing. Also let him know that any contact you make with him will only be concerning your child. I hope this helps you. Rob

Robw993

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Just eat me already! Posted: 7/13/2008 6:46:13 PM
Another case of vaginaphobia!

Robw993

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How do you get the EX to leave you alone Posted: 3/13/2008 10:15:08 AM
I think you should call her up and ask her to lunch, become her best friend. Go shopping, to the movies, get your nails done together....all the girl stuff. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!! Rob

Robw993

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single men in their 30s living alone with a dog Posted: 3/13/2008 10:09:40 AM
I don't see anything wrong with it myself........unless he's stocked up on peanut butter. Still better than being the crazy cat lady if you ask me. Rob

Robw993

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Should I feel guilty??? Posted: 1/10/2008 4:42:33 PM
Have you asked her how she feels about it? My advice would be to make her orgasm during foreplay, either with oral or a toy. Also you could try backing off when you feel like you are going to orgasm and take a 20 second break, this might help you prolong your orgasm. Talk to her during sex and see what makes her feel good, she may like a certain position but is afraid to tell you. Some people are a little shy and afraid to experiment, let her know it's ok to change it up a little bit, express your concern for her lack of orgasm. Good luck! Rob

Robw993

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If a woman admits to 10 lovers, she's probably had 30 Posted: 10/3/2007 5:14:41 PM
This is always a bad topic of discussion between couples, better left for women to discuss with their girlfriends and guys to discuss with their buddies. It's a lose lose situation if you ask me. Rob

Robw993

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Funny question for the ladies Posted: 10/3/2007 5:07:31 PM
I know this is for the ladies but I have to add my list here just to shake up the stereotype. First thing---Wedding ring? Second thing----Is she smoking? Third thing----does she have all her teeth? If she passes those 3 items then I immediately approach her and tell her we must have sex and whisk her off to the nearest changing room, back seat, or closet. ok ok, not really but I am sure you have met those guys on here that ask you if you wanna get busy even before they say "Hi, I'm Jim". Rob

Robw993

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Talking to my girl makes her cum faster????? Posted: 10/3/2007 4:58:39 PM
I like a lot of cheer leading in the bed. Tell me how good it feels, how bad you want it, all the good things! Dirty talk sends me over the edge!!! If I don't hear anything then I assume I'm not doing something right, then I gotta take a time out and check my playbook, confer with my teammate, and make sure things are good because if she's not enjoying it, I'm not enjoying it. Rob

Robw993

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Saving yourself for marraige! Posted: 10/3/2007 10:34:17 AM
I have this vision of two blind people trying to put a puzzle together! I have been discussing this with a girl in one of my classes, she is waiting til she is married for any contact other than kissing. She is 19 and very religious, she just started dating this guy about 3 weeks ago and they have both agreed that they think they will get married. I've tried to reason with her but she has googly eyes for this guy and swears he is the one. She also said they won't live together until they are married, which I find silly. I respect her point of view but I still think she isn't being very realistic and is going to find out that they very well might not be compatible in the bedroom as well as out of it. My favorite question to ask these people is "Would you buy a car without test driving it first?" Rob

Robw993

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Dress for success Posted: 10/1/2007 6:03:06 AM
I prefer a nice pair of dirty coveralls when I go out, with the zipper opened down to my waist. It attracts the ladies like flies to honey!

Robw993

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The myth of doggie style Posted: 8/2/2007 11:37:27 AM
Have you ever tried watching a hockey game while having sex in the missionary position? It hurts my neck!!

Robw993

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Sleeping naked Posted: 7/31/2007 2:28:00 PM
I have to sleep with my Calvin Kleins on or I will be horny all damn night and not get any sleep!

Robw993

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Out of the Blue Posted: 4/15/2007 8:30:15 PM
I have been on this site for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long and I have had a little experience on this topic. I have found that most of the time you can flush a fake out with a quick invitation to meet within the first week or so. Old pictures, fake pictures, no pictures.....seen it all. I have met some within the first few days, some within a few weeks, and had some that I have talked to for well over a year and have never met to this day. It all depends on the connection and their level of comfort with you and yours with them. Lotsa crazies out there, I just recommend keeping the first meeting short, with the latter part of your day/evening open in case you hit it off, that way you can extend the date if you want. Keep it public, tell your friends where you're gonna be and all that.... Rob

Robw993

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Hilarious sex position Posted: 4/12/2007 8:22:12 AM
"The Superman" Tell her to be happy and enjoy the fact that she is having sex, I was just over at the "how long has it been" thread and most of those people would give their house away for a piece!!! Some have gone 10+ years!!!!!!!!!

Robw993

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how do i have a real orgasam? Posted: 4/10/2007 10:40:19 AM
Where is Grommet when you need a pick me up?? Probably at home dancing to Ciscos "Thong Song" in the mirror. Funny how people keep responding to the thread and the OP hasn't been back here to comment AT ALL, and as far as I know, nobody has corrected the OP's misspelling of orgasm (hers was orgasam). Rob

Robw993

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INDY SPRING FLING? Posted: 4/5/2007 2:39:17 PM
Sounds like a good idea to me! Rob

Robw993

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how do i have a real orgasam? Posted: 4/5/2007 9:37:43 AM
Crazee, how did I know you would like that part of the movie? You probably get extra mayo on your sandwiches don't you? "sir, could you throw that mayo at me from across the room please?" I'm teasin ya Crazee, we all know it's just a fetish and not an addiction Rob

Robw993

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how do i have a real orgasam? Posted: 4/5/2007 8:00:19 AM
My favorite line from that movie is when he is dancing in front of the mirror with his junk tucked between his legs and says "I'd fk me". He should have gotten a flippin Emmy for that role! "Don't hurt my dog you B*H!!! Precious are you ok?"

Robw993

Joined: 7/16/2005

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how do i have a real orgasam? Posted: 4/4/2007 6:27:42 PM
Grommet had to leave, he got the call for the part of "Buffalo Bill" in the musical remake of Silence of the Lambs on Broadway. For tickets call 1-800-grommet

Robw993

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how do i have a real orgasam? Posted: 4/3/2007 10:21:13 AM
Quite possibly! If you do the math (assuming she started having sex at 16 and she is 18 now) she is averaging 11.5 men a year, so a new "client" every month. I noticed her job description is "entertainer" so maybe she is bringing her work home with her. I am so glad I am over the boobybar stage of my life, I never was a big on donating. Rob

Robw993

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how do i have a real orgasam? Posted: 4/3/2007 7:31:57 AM
I guessing it's fake Badbadgirl. Who knows! Rob

Robw993

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how do i have a real orgasam? Posted: 4/3/2007 7:16:24 AM
Grommet, you owe me $3.99 for the breakfast I just tossed!!!!! Come on man, is that really workin for ya? No offense but I clicked on your profile thinking you were a woman, the thong is a bit feminine. As for the post in general, has the OP been back to comment or was it just a "hit and run"? Rob

Robw993

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MFM threesomes and sharing your wife? Posted: 3/28/2007 2:01:22 PM
Either wheels, I guess I am not the sharing type when it comes to that. I have experienced a 3sum though, it was ffm and I wasn't emotionally involved with either of them.

Robw993

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MFM threesomes and sharing your wife? Posted: 3/28/2007 1:54:33 PM
SWORD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You do know this is going to be deleted right? Anyway, I had to comment just for fun, I am bored. Personally I wouldn't be very comfortable watching my wife/girlfriend getting it on with another guy, but to each his own. Rob

Robw993

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He has an adult friend finder's account? Posted: 3/15/2007 8:32:31 AM
I had something similar happen to me, I was in an 2 yr relationship and oddly enough I found out on the day of our 2 yr anniversary that she was on American singles. She was normally very open about her internet usage but the week prior she seemed to be trying to hide something. Whenever I would come into the computer room she would flip off the monitor and act like she was all done. So, one morning I got up and decided to check my email and then I thought about her being suspicious so I checked the history and there it was. It linked directly to the site with her log on. I immediately grabbed a bag and started packing, trying to be quiet but she woke up and started asking me what I was doing. I told her I was getting the fcuk out. She asked why and I told her and she flipped out and swore she was only on there to meet friends. She begged me not to leave, she promised to delete the account. I loved this woman with all my heart so I wanted to believe her. Long story short, we broke up within a month and I found out that she had been on match for about 2 weeks prior to the breakup. My advice, get the fcuk out while the gettins good!! Rob

Robw993

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Advice for a virgin bride? Posted: 3/8/2007 7:25:51 PM
Johnnynoname, the correct phrase is "mind the stepchildren"!! Had to add that. Rob

Robw993

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Advice for a virgin bride? Posted: 3/8/2007 7:23:55 PM
Tell her to make sure he wears a condom, it might help him last a little longer. Plenty of foreplay to get comfortable with each other's bodies. Another reason for the condom is they are just getting married and if she were to get pregnant on their wedding night(it's happened before) it would be quite the stress on a new marriage. My issue with being a virgin and getting married before you have sex is this, and this might start an argument on here but I don't mind. I put this in the same category as I do not living with someone before you marry them, it's kinda like buying a car without test driving it. You might pay for it and then get the keys and drive off the lot and just not feel right in the car or it might not have been what your looking for. While sex ISN'T everything, to me it is an integral part of a marriage. Your friends might not be sexually compatible. It's just a risky situation if you ask me. I know! I know! If you love someone you will accept them and the whole for better for worse speech.....BUT....even for the strongest relationship it can cause havoc. I married my high school sweetheart and yes I was a virgin and it lasted 11 yrs....but...we had sex(and lived together) before we got married so we knew we were compatible in the bedroom. I think towards the end we were both thinking we shouldn't have married so early and we should have dated others but we were young. I wish your friends luck though! Rob

Robw993

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Pulling Hair Posted: 2/20/2007 11:39:45 AM
I never knew so many women were into that kinda thing. I had an ex g/f that liked her a$$ smacked hard and every once in a while would tease about her hair being pulled but never asked for it to be done. Maybe that's why we broke up? Dangit! I shoulda pulled her hair and then I would still be stuck in a miserable relationship with her. haha Rob

Robw993

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multiple sex partners when u have a friend w/benefits or bootycall Posted: 2/20/2007 11:31:13 AM
Telling someone they can't sleep with others while you are sleeping with others is a double standard. If your friend isn't ready for a relationship and just wants sex or a "booty call" she needs to find someone who is up for it and make a deal that they only see each other and if one strays then the fun ends there. I doubt there is a difference between what guys think and women think on this subject. I am sure there a some women who are ok with it just as there are some men that would be ok with it. Personally, I don't like to eat off another mans plate if ya know what I mean. Rob

Robw993

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Questions RE: Players Posted: 2/20/2007 10:09:57 AM
I have to add something else... This same crap goes along with the women that post pics of themselves in their bra and panties sprawled out on their bed, and in their profile it says something like "if your just looking for sex, don't bother". WTF is up with that? That is basically like hanging a steak in front of a dog and telling him "no", this isn't for eating, your just supposed to cuddle with this meat! haha! Seriously, men are visual creatures and I think it's just stupid for women to put pics like that up and expect not to be treated like she might be here for a "good time". It all makes me wanna pull my hair out.....that is if I had any!

Robw993

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Questions RE: Players Posted: 2/20/2007 10:01:38 AM
I have a little section devoted to this exact thing in my profile. All that is, is a challenge to that person. Kinda like telling a kid not to do something, it makes them wanna do it even more in my opinion. My 2 cents! Rob

Robw993

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Is there a stripper out there with my baby? Posted: 2/9/2007 9:04:47 PM
I think they said it's as accurate as what they use on the shows. It's worth a look, it might cost you a few bucks up front but think of all the stress it will take away......except of course if the baby isn't yours then your looking at some trouble. Explaining this to the mother might be a tricky situation but at least you'll have peace of mind knowing either way.

Robw993

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Is there a stripper out there with my baby? Posted: 2/9/2007 8:54:27 PM
There are places that you can buy a kit and swab yours and the babies mouths and send them the swabs and they will do the test and send you the results. Check the net, you don't need her permission for this. I can't remember where I saw this at, probably on the Maury Povich show or Montel. haha! Anyway, I hope this helps you out. Good luck and keep us posted! Rob

Robw993

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Asked a Stranger Out for Coffee! Posted: 2/7/2007 7:51:18 AM
A few years ago I would have passed up the opportunity to ask a woman out in that same situation, I just started looking at it as "I already DON'T have a date with her" so I don't have anything to lose at this point. I would prefer to meet someone in this type of situation anyway, when your looking for a serious relationship everyone knows clubs or bars are not the ideal place to be. If nothing comes of this, just look at is as a learning situation. It's just like anything, the more you do it the easier it becomes. Good luck!!! Rob

Robw993

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Why do women ask this question? Posted: 12/4/2006 10:15:31 AM
"yeah... had a guy that asked me that question and it wasnt pretty. Girls... make sure your number is always smaller then his. " Nateras, on a side note women should always make sure your sex toys are smaller than his tool!

Robw993

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Why do women ask this question? Posted: 11/30/2006 6:49:12 PM
Wow, I have been away from the forums for a while and it's nice to see my post is still getting some replies. Rob

Robw993

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my doggone growing forehead........... Posted: 6/18/2006 11:35:19 AM
If you can't grow it, mow it!

Robw993

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you tell me hunz, just what YOU would do, dont tell me what i should do... but what you would do! Posted: 5/4/2006 9:42:16 AM
Sunnyone, we all still think your cool even though you didn't say it first! Rob

Robw993

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ORIGINAL dating experiences Posted: 3/10/2006 10:27:59 AM
My favorite "unique date" was with a girl I met off of another site. We hit it off instantly...we talked alot on the phone and thru email so I got to know her pretty well. I knew she had travelled so I was sure she wasn't afraid to fly. So, on our 2nd date she met me at my house and we switched vehicles and headed out, she had rarely seen the city I live in so the suprise went perfect because she had no idea where we were headed. I drove her to the campus airport and we went up in a 4 seater Cessna. I let her sit up with the pilot so she got to fly while we were up. The look on her face was awesome when she looked back at me! After that it was a nice dinner with plenty to talk about! Rob

Robw993

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Have you ever Posted: 3/6/2006 2:56:46 PM
Where did I come from?

Robw993

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Have you ever Posted: 3/6/2006 1:33:39 PM
I have taken myself out to a movie and dinner once, but that was it. I got fresh with myself and never called me again! I am a pig dammit! I actually thought I had a chance at gettin sum on a first date! I am such a jerk!

Robw993

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I'm way out of practice on approaching a woman... Ladies, a little help please Posted: 3/2/2006 2:30:27 PM
I'm just kiddin with ya Jim, have you tried Speeddating? How about taking some cooking classes or ballroom dancing? Or try this, go to the bread aisle and pretend like a loaf of bread (I prefer Sara Lee wheat, looks more like some pigskin) is a football and hike it to the lady coming down the aisle then go long! If she sends the bread back to you in a nice tight spiral before you run into the meat department then you have got yourself a woman! Or you could try a singles group at a church maybe! Rob

Robw993

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I'm way out of practice on approaching a woman... Ladies, a little help please Posted: 3/2/2006 2:17:46 PM
Go to the grocery store and ram your shopping cart into their ankles! Works everytime!

Robw993

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Standing orgasm Posted: 2/12/2006 11:54:21 AM
For some strange reason, I can't close the deal while standing up. If is fun and it feels great but eventually we gotta get horizontal or other ways I won't mention....not yet anyway... Rob

Robw993

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Who do you message? Posted: 2/7/2006 9:15:55 PM
I usually stick to girls way far away from me and outta my league! It lessens the chance I will actually have to interact with them face to face. I have hotbabaphobia, it's the fear of meeting beautiful woman and talking with them one on one! Another reason I have so many restrictions on my profile! Rob

Robw993

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Can YOU feel the difference??? Posted: 1/30/2006 11:12:23 AM
One word Scarlet! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! Rob }i{

Robw993

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Can YOU feel the difference??? Posted: 1/30/2006 10:41:39 AM
If I were you I would see a Dr. about this. Can you retract it when you are not hard? I guess I thought it retracted automatically during an erection. Uncomfortable is not a word I would want to associate with my sex life! Good luck with that Bro! Rob }i{

Robw993

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What is the farthest a person has travelled to meet someone?? Posted: 1/29/2006 8:43:23 PM
The farthest I would travel would be 2201.95 miles, that is my limit! 2202 mile is just out of the question, just too far. sorry ladies! Rob

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