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wraith67

Joined: 7/17/2005

Msg: 1919 (view)

My Joke Thread. Posted: 11/16/2008 9:57:08 PM
OMG< roflmao...that's quite funny :) I am not one that see's an absolute in either party, but i fully agree with your assessment

wraith67

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Please help me understand her Posted: 10/25/2008 11:52:39 PM
OP, i've read a few of the replies to your question and some i agree with. your first mistake ( if it was one), was to say that you needed "space". i can tell you from experience that the quote "absence makes the heart grow fonder" is true. Was it really that the two of you were spending too much time together? I ask this because when you are truly happy with a person, there seems not to be enough time together. Perhaps you needed a "break" because all of her cute little habits started to get on your nerves and possibly the same about you to her. i'm not going to give you the "you've got alot of growing up to do" or " at your age, you do not know what love is" kinda stuff. I'm just saying that perhaps you need to look deeper within yourself..look past the fact that she is with another...look at the reason you needed space in the first place.....

wraith67

Joined: 7/17/2005

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A Touch of Grey Posted: 10/25/2008 11:33:52 PM
I'm kinda proud that i lived long enough to have grey hair...lol... My curiosity lies in the fact that i'm getting a little frost on the sides, my mustache is still reddish brown and how the heck is it that my gotee is completely white? I quit letting it grow in for a couple of years and when i did, it was snow white when it started growing in...honestly, i found that to be unsettling... As far as a lady having grey hair, i say be yourself. i say that she should be proud of it...she earned it as have the rest of us that have a tinge or more of grey.....

Wraith67

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Who replaced who more? Posted: 9/28/2008 1:02:20 AM
gottalight: I have to admit, it helps if I fantasize about beautiful and sexy women like you. I guess coming out about it is the best thing for me. I am not always so public about such things, but I think it is a real problem that sales of toys for women have skyrocketed while there are so many men like me who could use a partner. OMFG... now there is a way to get a "partner" if i ever heard one

Wraith67

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Who replaced who more? Posted: 9/28/2008 12:16:53 AM
lol, no worries MM143... What people have to realize/accept is that the "shoe" fits both sexes. I do not believe either sex is more prone than the other to just turn off their emotions. I actually believe the best we can do is suppress them and some may be far better than others at doing that, irregardless of what sex they may be... Well, unless they are a sociopath

Wraith67

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Have I explaind myself fully? Posted: 9/28/2008 12:04:16 AM
lmao, i dint know this was still here....

Wraith67

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Who replaced who more? Posted: 9/27/2008 11:58:34 PM
think men can get into a sexually relationship faster . women take time for themselves after any relationship. men just jump into another relationship without feelings.so they can be with someone and not take time to adress their feelings. ... Uh, can we say "stereotype"?

Wraith67

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Who replaced who more? Posted: 9/27/2008 11:54:58 PM
Kudos to you, Kickin.... You are quite wise for your age

Wraith67

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Who replaced who more? Posted: 9/27/2008 11:48:10 PM
LOL, this is an easy question to answer.... It is far easier for a woman to replace a man than it is for a man to replace a woman... Athena, both sexes have feelings that "get involved". And both sexes can turn them off when they are on a "rebound". Quite frankly, there are members of both sexes that have the ability to just wander through life and use who they may to get what they want.

Wraith67

Joined: 7/17/2005

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How to forget someone? How to let go? Posted: 9/27/2008 11:13:39 PM
Here's a "magic answer".... FOCUS ON YOU.... If you continuously focus on them, think about the fact that they are not thinking of you... think about the fact that you are letting them still control how you think without them even being there... think about your friends that are there for you when that person isn't, wasn't and will not be....

Wraith67

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broken heart Posted: 9/27/2008 11:04:20 PM
I fully agree with you, cause2b

Wraith67

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broken heart Posted: 9/27/2008 10:52:37 PM
Its gonna hurt for a while but things happen for a reason maybe god has someone better planned for you. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ For the record, too many hope or blame things on "God". Fact of the matter is, she did not love you enough to tell you throughout the year that this was "building", just what the problem was or was becoming. That statement, in itself, was meant to put the blame upon YOU and not HER. Honestly, when two people truly love each other, things do not "build" over a year. When things become an issue, they should be discussed by both parties, not stewed upon by one. I mean no offense to you, but I surely believe that she had found another and this was her attempt to make you feel responsible for her leaving....

Wraith67

Joined: 7/17/2005

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How to forget someone? How to let go? Posted: 9/27/2008 9:12:13 PM
If I may... This may sound a bit harsh, but if one is trying to let one go, they must work on forgetting them....atleast for the time being. Thinking of the happy times only makes one miss the other more strongly. It is also not healthy to dwell on the unhappy times as it may build a larger resentment than was already there. The best I can recommend is to focus on YOUR life and FUTURE as well os those that truly care about you. I say this from experience, both from my own and from what I have helped my friends through... The more you dwell on past memories and the more you dwell on a possibly nasty bad relationship, the more power you give that person that is no longer in your life... the consistant opportunity to make you unhappy without even having to be there...

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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This Man May.... Posted: 8/22/2006 2:09:49 AM
Okies, what the heck...lol....One more from me for now.....Be well, all THIS MAN MAY.... BY WRAITH.... This man I had wished to be may never be or exist... This heart that wishes to love may fail at what it resists... These eyes that look for you may never see your smile... These arms that reach for you may be empty all the while... This soul that wishes to greet you may stand alone in the night... I may never really meet you but into my life you brought light.... Atleast a "may" is not a "given" and maybe you will be here... Then this life I was once living may bring me one to call "Dear"..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ok, just one more....Never know when I may be able to return....lol... WRAITH: JUST THIS ONCE.... Just this once, could you be what you have led me to believe? Could you be the one I'd never wish would leave? Must life be all about painful games? Games where apparently one breaks another's heart but takes no blames? Just this once, could you look me in the eye, and talk to me as your friend? Could you assure me when I feel weak and help me to find my strengths? Or are you all about games that you set and you win in the end? In your goals, would you go to those lengths? Just this once, can't you accept that I bare my soul to you? Is my soul just another thing that you use and toss away? Does it make you feel strong to make me so very blue? Do you just keep me waiting for that special day? Just this once, could my heart believe and feel secure? Could you live by the words that you once said to me? Could you give me a reason of us, to feel sure? Or do you thrive on the fact that you keep me insecure? Just this once, can I meet a lady that is true to her heart? Could that heart align with mine that feels alone? Could you show me that we have a start? Could you make me feel that there is a home? ____________________________________________________

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Can men and women be friends without sex? Posted: 8/21/2006 2:32:20 AM
I fully agree with you on that, Detcam. You just managed to sum it up in fewer words than I could...lol

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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For Just This Moment Posted: 8/21/2006 1:59:05 AM
I thank you, Poet. I hold that compliment in high regards coming from one as talented as you. I have to agree with you on the fact that maybe this is the longest thread in POF. If I may add, it is one of the best, if not the best one.... I had no idea that it was still going on as strong. I will certainly make it a point to visit it more often...

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Is true love a myth or reality?? Posted: 8/21/2006 1:44:47 AM
ShadowHawk, I have never read a thread or post that has had words written so true. You my friend, hit the proverbial nail on the head. Good luck in your search and Godspeed...

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Do men get off on crazy women? Posted: 8/21/2006 1:31:13 AM
LOL, I date crazy women because no sane woman would date me...lol... Be well, all ...

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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For Just This Moment Posted: 8/21/2006 1:14:50 AM
Wraith: For Just this Moment... For just this moment, could you hold me? Could you dry my tears, even momentarily? Could you accept the man that I am and not walk away from me? For just this moment, could you look me in the eye? Could you accept that I can only be your friend? Is there a chance that you can understand that it is not so easy to open my heart? For just this moment, can't you see how this hurts? Can't you see the grief I suffer from it all? Just once, could you look thru my eyes and see all that I painfully recall? Can't we be the best of friends and accept that maybe, for us a relationship was not meant? Honey, please just slow down and relax. So just maybe, we can live thru just this moment.... I am certianly happy to see this thread still going strong. And as usual, my writings may make sense to few others aside from myself. It is just when I read so many wonderful writings from so many, I feel compelled to join in.... Be well all and it was good to visit this thread again....

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Can men and women be friends without sex? Posted: 8/21/2006 12:54:32 AM
I would have to say yes, women and men can be friends without sex. I have many women friends and it is a platonic deal. Of course, I have had women that were "friends with benefits" also. The important part is that you are honest in your friendship from the start and thru it's course. There will always be a point where a friend, of the opposite sex may initiate intimate contact. If you are the one that is initiating it, never be offended or feel spurned if she says that it would endanger your friendship. Respect how she feels and the comfort level that she wishes to keep the friendship at. By that same token, if you are a guy and friends with a gal that may turn to you for intimacy, you should make sure that it is not just a moment of emotional weakness on her part that she may regret later. Especially if there is alcohol involved and such. Of course, there is generally a bit of harmless flirting involved betweem a guy and gal that are close friends but still never cross "that line". Flirting is actually kind of a way of validating that friend of the opposite sex, as long as it does not get to carried away...lol... It is sometimes nice when I'm feeling down to have a gal I know lightly flirt with me. I feel it is human nature to get a small ego boost when one of the opposite sex makes you feel you are attractive. Anyways, I'm sorry to have written a book...lol...Just my thoughts...

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Guys, do you ACTUALLY care what the girl wears on the date? Posted: 8/20/2006 2:32:39 AM
LOL, it is not so much the clothes but the actions that define what some may call another. Quite frankly, I like the pic and ur profile surely defines the fact that you are not one....Um, I do kinda like your name, though ;)

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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So show me staters are we ever gonna get together Posted: 8/20/2006 2:11:26 AM
I am thinking that something in central Missouri would be less of a distance for many.... Any thoughts?

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Guys, do you ACTUALLY care what the girl wears on the date? Posted: 8/19/2006 8:38:24 PM
OMG, what happens when they show up in orange cover-alls???? There is a gal wearin that walkin up my driveway!

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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revenge from a broken heart Posted: 8/19/2006 8:18:58 PM
Ok, it is way dangerous to use the words "spank" and "chocolate" in the same sentence...lol

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Fellow ladies, would this gross you out, or is it just me? Posted: 8/19/2006 8:15:32 PM
LOL, yes public sex can be fun, but bragging about adventures with others to your gf, who wasn't there at the time seems just plain wrong...lol

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Fellow ladies, would this gross you out, or is it just me? Posted: 8/19/2006 4:06:26 PM
One's past indescretions should be left in the past. It is especially rude to brag about them to the one you profess to love.....

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Guys, do you ACTUALLY care what the girl wears on the date? Posted: 8/19/2006 3:59:29 PM
As long as she is wearing a smile, she could be wearing anything she wishes...lol

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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revenge form a broken heart Posted: 8/19/2006 3:36:58 PM
I realize that this may sound a bit corny, but the best revenge is to just forget them and walk away. If you are constantly thinking of them and ways to get even, it is all the more hold they have on your perspective happiness....

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Tom Boy's, a Plus or a Minus in Men's Books? Posted: 7/29/2006 3:27:01 AM
Um, Mesnafugal.... I knew you as a caring, kind, independent tom boy with a rather cute style... Maybe I was wrong? ...I think not....Huggs to you, Kiddo

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Tom Boy's, a Plus or a Minus in Men's Books? Posted: 7/23/2006 3:43:48 AM
Holy Cow, This thread is still going strong...lol.... I for one,admire and am attracted to a gal that is a bit of a "tomboy". A gal that can dress up a bit for when we go out to dinner or such, but can also feel comfortable in a pair of jeans as we work on one of our vehicles together. A "tomboy" is a gal that will sit on the dock and fish with you and then say, " Hey, nothing is biting and no one is around so let's go skinny dipping"....

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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So superficial Posted: 3/29/2006 12:45:10 AM
Scott, as I have said many times...Time heals all wounds, but time prevents them as well... tread cautiously and take your time before becoming emotionally invested. Sometimes love is equally measured at the speed in which one falls...meaning it is equally the speed in which one falls out of it. I wish you the best, my friend....

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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So superficial Posted: 3/12/2006 4:26:29 AM
Scott, I am glad you are well, my friend. Please take to heart what I posted previously. For what you may have thought to be your weakness may be your greatest strength....

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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So superficial Posted: 3/11/2006 5:45:45 AM
If only I could count the times that I have been in your shoes, my friend. But, there are things one should keep in mind. Such as the fact that suicide is an unforgivable sin. If one thinks that they are going through hell in their life, they may wish to consider what it would be like to spend an eternity there. After all, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Yes, it may hurt the gal emotionally if you were to go through with it. But, the best revenge would be for you to walk away from her and improve your life and happiness while she could only witness from afar. I mean, pull yourself up and thrive. Show her what she lost and never give here the time of day... In fact, you are fortunate to have found out now. Imagine how it would feel if it were to happen 5 or 10 years down the road after the two of you have started a family and have children. Perhaps, this is the Lord's way of preventing you from making the mistake of marrying her. Trust me my friend, the Lord does work in mysterious ways and never puts more on one's shoulders than they can handle...

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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this is for all of us who hurt inside, please read and respond! Posted: 3/9/2006 12:27:31 AM
Um, ...just my two cents worth...

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Missouri...St. Louis area! Posted: 3/8/2006 11:47:57 PM
Lol....ya look a bit lonely here. I want you that I may bring a few self-rightious people to this thread.(Although, it isn't on purpose...lol) . Anyways, I just thought every thread deserves atleast on response...lol...Um, are we talking about Rock Island, Illinois?

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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I never knew how shallow I was until last night Posted: 3/8/2006 11:42:50 PM
I tend to agree,Mesnafugal. One should mix honesty with a lil bit of compassion...

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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would you marry for money? Posted: 3/8/2006 11:39:45 PM
Um, I would marry for any money that would contribute to our income together...lol...Um, er,...Well not if we couldn't get along together.... Divorces are so expensive nowadays

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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this is for all of us who hurt inside, please read and respond! Posted: 3/8/2006 11:31:16 PM
It is ironic how the one thing we may be searching for the most could be the one thing that has hurt us all the most...Funbbw, I fully agree with your post. I agree, the hurt passes, but when an "ex" continues to try and bring grief upon you and your life, the anger never fades as easily as it should. In fact, you could just be relieved that they are out of your life and then they start doing things that they know hurts you. That my friend, is when the anger sets in to defend from the attack. On a different note, I have realized that one must find love within theirself before they can find the love they so need in another. Heck, I am 39 years old and it took me til recently to realize that. So many think that finding another may lead them to feeling complete. If there is one day, that all you have passes up that which you do not have, you have found contentment. It is not all about material things, just take stock in the friends you have and all that they bring into your world. Those friends may be there long after each and every failed relationship to support you.One may be so consumed by their thought of being alone that they fail to truly see those that care about them... That is the "powerbase" that one shuts out when consumed by their own grief. After all, one should be content with being alone before they may be fully content with being with another.... My apologies if I stepped on anyone's toes....Just sharing my opinion...

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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socks on or off? Posted: 3/6/2006 1:03:09 AM
LOL>..I think i read it earlier :)

wraithofangels

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in love with two people Posted: 3/6/2006 1:00:30 AM
DonWilliams, that's pretty deep, but it does make sense.

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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What if your date told you that he/she was a convicted fellon... Posted: 3/6/2006 12:57:36 AM
On a more serious note, BlackDragonlady, that truly must have been difficult to deal with.

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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What if your date told you that he/she was a convicted fellon... Posted: 3/6/2006 12:53:31 AM
LOL...how are you kiddo? Sometimes a Wraith just finds a way....

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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in love with two people Posted: 3/5/2006 10:41:34 AM
Ok, there is no way that I could argue with that.

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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in love with two people Posted: 3/5/2006 10:27:02 AM
BucsGirl...you still a cutie ...Good to see you again, my friend :)

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Are posts a true reflection of the person? Posted: 3/5/2006 10:11:24 AM
Thai, if I may....Cheers to you as well, my friend .... I am glad to see that there are others that share my view....

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Have I explaind myself fully? Posted: 3/5/2006 9:41:03 AM
LOL>....Only when I am in front o da cops or behind an enemy

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

Msg: 113 (view)

Are posts a true reflection of the person? Posted: 3/5/2006 9:25:27 AM
I can fully agree with your post, however when one is consistantly judgemental, harsh, and inconsiderate...It makes me wonder if the are just a bitter and evil little soul....

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Are posts a true reflection of the person? Posted: 3/5/2006 9:10:56 AM
I'm still waitin to find the post where previously said individual showed any sort of compassion...

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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is it a rude question??? Posted: 3/5/2006 9:00:21 AM
Are you sure you can get an STD from the phone?????

wraithofangels

Joined: 7/17/2005

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Are posts a true reflection of the person? Posted: 3/5/2006 8:55:03 AM
I do admit that honesty is quite a refreshing quality, but one should also tempor it with a small amount of respect...

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