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lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

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Too wordy? Posted: 6/13/2008 4:24:29 PM
I'm not looking for a sexual encounter, I'm looking for a relationship. I thought I made that clear as well. It's not your standard relationship, but it doesn't have to be kinky, that's just a side bonus. Largely I am looking for a female companion/girlfriend/lover/friend, and no, I do not date my customers. Edit: I've gone in and removed the picture of my puppy, as well as clarifying what I seek in a girl. Hopefully that helps things.

lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

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Too wordy? Posted: 6/13/2008 4:22:26 PM
Since I have encountered people with pet allergies, I do like to leave in the critter info, but I'll take out the photo of my pup. I only have one, so not sure how it came across as two. 'l33t' is a term common among geeks, and appeals to the sort of girls who are likely to get my brand of humour. Also I may look small, but I am surprisingly strong, especially with a paddle in my hand! ;) Thanks for the insight!

lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

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Too wordy? Posted: 6/13/2008 4:08:25 PM
I wonder sometimes if my profile is too wordy. I want to put enough information in there for someone to have a real idea if they would be interested in me, but perhaps it's daunting to see a large chunk of text? Please take a look and let me know, I'd like some additional opinions. Thanks!

lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

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Whats an instant turn on for you Posted: 4/12/2008 9:55:07 PM
Instant turn ons: Cute, smart, slightly geeky girls. A subtle whiff of good cologne (on males, and only light). Breath on the back of my neck. Turn offs: Body odor - not human body scent, which I love, but bad body odor. Smokers breath. Anyone too obtuse to read the hands off signal, or who makes bigoted or homophobic remarks.

lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

Msg: 77 (view)

Gut feeling??? follow through or disregard... Posted: 4/12/2008 9:49:58 PM
My gut is pretty reliable, so I go with it. Worst case, you get hurt, but it's worth the risk - if you don't leap, you can't land in the arms of your beloved.

lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

Msg: 68 (view)

ladies, does it piss you off Posted: 4/12/2008 9:45:47 PM
Hell no. My hubby only masturbates if I'm out of town for a few days, but if he wanted to masturbate every time he had privacy, I wouldn't care. I masturbate most days when he's at work at least once, so that would make me a hypocrite. Masturbation is healthy self-love, go for it!

lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

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Ever have a crush on a cartoon? Posted: 3/22/2008 11:59:07 PM
Hell yes. Biker Mice From Mars - mmmmm, yifftastic!

lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

Msg: 476 (view)

Bitch take this dick................. Posted: 3/22/2008 11:56:59 PM
I'm not going to read this whole thread, and this has likely been beaten to death by now, but... If anyone tried that with me, I'd throw him out of bed so fast it would make his head spin, and he'd be lucky I didn't grab a paddle to chase him the rest of the way out of the house. That said, many women are into humiliation. It's a kink like any other, and if they are otherwise strong, confident women, then it is no more a matter of wanting to be demeaned than fantasy rape is a woman (or man) wanting to be sexually assaulted.

lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

Msg: 49 (view)

that time of the month Posted: 3/22/2008 11:52:16 PM
Oh sorry, missed the last bit of the thread. If you're not cool with sex during that time, or for any other reason you don't have the urge, just politely let her know that you've lost the mood, but see if there is anything you can do for her. At the least, offer cuddles.

lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

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that time of the month Posted: 3/22/2008 11:50:29 PM
I have no issue with sex during that time. If I have a tampon in, then oral is fine, and if/when we want PIV, I just slip off to the bathroom, pop it out, and make my way back to the honey. I love sex during that time, or any other, so I'm not going to forgo it just because I'm 'leaking' as someone else put it. Of course, I have a really light flow, so I don't even need a towel down. Just communicate with her, and as everyone said, either end the evening doing platonic things, or find out if she's game to continue.

lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

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When to tell your partner about a fetish? Posted: 3/22/2008 11:17:37 PM
You have two choices - be up front and let people know on your profile or before the first date, or wait until they know you and gently approach it. The former ensures only women who are into your kink will date you, and the latter you may get more dates, but you do risk them being turned off by your fetish.

lady_seraphina

Joined: 3/19/2008

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Clear semen Posted: 3/22/2008 11:15:46 PM
It also becomes more clear when they are well hydrated, so you may have a vasectomy/drinks his 8 glasses a day blend.

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