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watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

Msg: 8 (view)

The Men Commandments Posted: 3/14/2006 3:53:27 PM
19.) Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights: - Yeah, Baby, Push it! - C'mon, give me one more! Harder! - Another set and we can hit the showers! Told my buds at the gym they lost it.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Need some advice! Posted: 2/22/2006 5:01:27 PM
Just say no. Don't do it! Bad idea, look for someone else with less baggage. Plenty of fish out there.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Women that prefer receiving oral Posted: 1/24/2006 3:34:58 PM
I'm almost afraid to join in on this one, but I'm inspired to write a poem on the subject. Stimulated Desires She caught me off guard with her sexual behavior Found myself at a moments time relapsing trust As I found myself entering deep in her thoughts I should let her know my true feelings and lust Her breast were firm yet delicious in every way Her nipples erected as my tongue circled closely Hearing her breathing getting heavy as I aroused her About to take her inner desires showing her fiercely Noble as I was I reached to feel the wetness she offered My fingers now moist with anticipation and desire Losing my control I plunge my face deep between her legs She moan with udder delight as her juices flowed and expired Showing her my experience my tongue touch her aspiring hunger Her legs started to shake, as I forced myself deeper in her soft spot Moaning asking for more I could not deny her quest for satisfaction Tingling so forcefully I could feel her inside my mouths fondness Suddenly her back arched I could feel her love about to explode The wetness touched the back of my throat as I choke on her emotions She tasted sweet my mouth dripping with her aspiring closeness Raised to see her face, a smile upon it, I was pleased with her reactions (Remember it's better to give than recieve)

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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what excuses do you use to leave your blind date.when things dont click Posted: 1/2/2006 10:03:39 AM
I try to be nice but straight up honest. I would not want to be lied to. Just say I don't think we hit it off but thanks for the date.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Is this shallow? Posted: 1/2/2006 9:55:27 AM
A picnic and a kite are cheap. What better way to spend an afternoon together. OMG I would love it.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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never mind The Rules... here's The List! Posted: 1/2/2006 9:51:30 AM
This was written by two woman right.

watsnewwitu

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IF you could be a piece of music or song what you be???? Posted: 12/18/2005 8:17:34 AM
I wanna sex you up?

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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How long should a guy wait? Posted: 12/4/2005 10:08:51 AM
Um, about 2 seconds that's how long it takes to run away. Get far away, think about what you said. The key word here is EX.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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How do you know if a girl REALLY wants to go on a second date? Posted: 12/4/2005 8:22:31 AM
Ask, all she can say is no. It only hurts for a little while.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Why am I still on here? Posted: 12/4/2005 8:07:12 AM
I find you can meet someone easier on your own, then on dating sites. Also I agree with Ma-che, you talk with someone a few times it's going good and Bam you never hear from them again. What's the reason behind that one. It's like how many licks does it take to get to the center. The world may never know!

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

Msg: 439 (view)

Terms of Endowment Posted: 12/2/2005 11:50:29 AM
Affectionate Ambition For Love Secretly I yearn for a moment of lasting love A necessity in a brief moment of life Aspired a hunger for passion lasting forever It can be caught up in lifes meaningful strife Ambitious erotic lustful desire in my heart Coming forth to find my love thats waiting Swiftly it can come and go but keep it always To give love so clear a much higher rating In any language Je t'adore means I love you To have an attached sensual love for another Can only hope for desire from two who need it When love is near my heart starts to flutter Essential expressive suggestions await me If only I could find loves secret I would be free A valuable lesson is not always needed For love can often climb to a point carefree

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Have you ever turned down a blow job. Posted: 12/1/2005 7:06:39 AM
I did once, from my ex. It was after my divorce. I was leaving her house and she ask me to stay. Said she'd give me a blow job. I said no thanks and walk out the door. Felt pretty dam good. Must say, it felt better than a blow job.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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This website, WOW it really Posted: 11/13/2005 10:25:35 AM
I've been on here for about 6 months. Had three dates from here. Seems what I have found out after being out of the dating scene for 20 years. Now not just the women on here but others I have dated that I found on my own. (around town) They don't want a good or nice guy, seems the worst you treat them the more they want you. (And ladies not to be mean or maybe I should be, save it, I witness it every weekened in the clubs) Not that I'm doing this but I watch my friends. They all say the same thing. Last girl I dated told me I was too nice. Ya just can't please em.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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What's with recently separated men online dating? Posted: 10/14/2005 4:56:38 PM
Hey I've been seperated for almost a year. She cheated on me, my divorce papers can't get here fast enough. What, your suppose to wait. I did wait, eight months. That way I'm not getting anybody on a rebound. Only fair to them and me. What about some guys that they're wifes won't give them a divorce. Don't they have to wait like two years. Can you go two years without getting layed. I know I couldn't.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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When do you know that they're your girl friend or boy friend? Posted: 10/13/2005 5:39:06 PM
Hey sounds good to me.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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When do you know that they're your girl friend or boy friend? Posted: 10/13/2005 5:17:41 PM
That's a tuff one. After first time having sex. After three dates. After you meet Mom and Dad.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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sexiest outfits ? Posted: 10/1/2005 11:00:07 AM
Turn me on, naked with high heels, standing in the middle of the room!

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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what was the biggest age difference between couples? Posted: 10/1/2005 9:58:04 AM
Did both my next door neighbors couple times. I was 18 one woman was 34 the other was 38. Some of the best sex I ever had. Man's prime around 20, women's around 40. Not fair is it.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Shy sex Posted: 10/1/2005 9:46:43 AM
I'm not shy. It's all fun, role playing is a great way to do something simple and exciting. The acts can be anything you want, that's what makes it so fun.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Don't get me wrong I love SEX Posted: 10/1/2005 9:36:22 AM
Not many that doesn't like sex. If you don't you must be a nun. And your getting nun! Last few dates I've had thats all they wanted. (not that I'm complaining) Makes me wonder if I'll ever find my true love.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Dirty Limericks Posted: 9/20/2005 6:26:49 PM
Out popped the monkey in the coconut grove He's a cool mother fcker you can tell by his clothes He line a hundred woman up,against the wall Bet ya ten bucks he can fck em all He fcked nintyeight till his balls turned blue Took a shot of wiskey Then he fcked the other two When he dided he went to hell Fcked the devil and his wife as well Written all over his grave in cream This mother fcker was a f*cking machine

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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The perfect guy/girl.... Posted: 9/20/2005 6:13:30 PM
Perfect girl' the one that gives the best bl0w job!

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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So ya wanna be a poet? shirts are optional in here lol :D Posted: 9/20/2005 4:08:08 AM
Invisible Attraction Seeing an unclouded image of beauty so pure Indescribable as it may seem, leaves me breathless Hoping for peace of mind just to catch a glimpse A quest brought forth to borrow me so relentless The alluring affect it has on me is so enchanting Chemistry abound brings forth the meaning of love Trembling with excitement so refined with passion Wildness and hysteria comes at me from above Out of control as if I’m caught in a dream Showers of gratified tears running down my face Feel your presence so close; hold you in my arms Without you in my life I would feel so out of place Attractiveness that you have bestowed upon me Not being able to remedy my thoughts so impure Constantly devoted to your seductive lure Reluctant and unavailable to ever find a cure A miracle though as it seems has approached me Between you and me there is a potential flame An urgent promise of love compelling to call Deprived, my heart broken not knowing your name

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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So ya wanna be a poet? Posted: 9/18/2005 6:14:55 PM
Another one I wrote! Dear Meat I dip you and pull you to a point In the mornings you stand at attention You can write your name in the snow The things I do to you, we will not mention Your best friends are nuts When mad you tend to spit Twist you and often shake you When excited you pump and have a fit People call you really bad names Like d1ck but we know you as Richard Shrink yourself when in cold water Can even change a name to b*stard One eye you can't see out of Often swollen at certain times You are a friend I like to beat Not to worry your always be mine

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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So ya wanna be a poet? Posted: 9/18/2005 5:49:49 PM
Onthebus - Dude you are Mr Forum My poem The Camel Toe No mind of its own it cannot think Watched and protected by its host People say its been known to wink Desired by all from coast to coast It cannot walk although it's a toe Shows up in the stranges place It has a crack but is not broken Sometimes pushed in a face Often hidden afraid to be shown Called out by some as animal Gets wet when touched too much No humps on the back of this camel

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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who are they trying to convice?? Posted: 9/11/2005 9:46:17 AM
Dam maybe I should change my headline to read **ed up guy looking for a **ed up girl! What the hell is wrong with people. Do women really want to be treated like shit?

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Special pick me ups Posted: 9/11/2005 8:35:47 AM
Special words mean alot to the right person. Just saying something like, I was thinking of you and I wanted to thank you for making my day!

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Are There ANY Faithful Men? Posted: 9/11/2005 8:27:27 AM
Yes, I was faithful for 25 years. What did I get in return, a cheater. No second chances!

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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WHat is one thing about the opposite genders appearance that you cannot overlook? Posted: 9/10/2005 11:11:45 PM
Hair in the pits. Grossssssssss I'd be saying "See Ya"

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 9/7/2005 10:14:06 PM
My sign has always been clitaurus.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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y sex sex sex ? Posted: 9/6/2005 8:19:55 AM
Me I really don't want a woman to jump into bed with me right away. (Not that it hasen't happened) The anticipation is much more sexual to me. I like a woman to play hard to get. It seems once intercourse (f*cking) happens there's much more satifaction. I like the touching , feeling and teasing, that happeneds before the payoff.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Most sensual foods for love making? Posted: 9/5/2005 4:49:08 PM
Cooking oil on a water bed. OMFG Wait cooking oil is not a food. Sorry!

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Are there any men out there who isn't just looking for sex? Posted: 9/5/2005 4:44:40 PM
Question is, how many women would want a man that's not interested in sex?

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

Msg: 146 (view)

Are there any men out there who isn't just looking for sex? Posted: 9/5/2005 11:40:55 AM
Remember what Bill Clinton said, " getting a blow job is not sex!"

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Does Hot dancing = Sexual prowess? Posted: 9/5/2005 11:20:17 AM
Shake that ass, show me what your workin with. Dam what a turn on to see a woman that can dance. I would have to say, most woman that can dance good, are good in bed. Most, not all, but most are. When I dance I like a sandwich. If you must ask , then go ahead!

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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What was the worst thing you or your ex has done or said after your split-up? Posted: 9/5/2005 11:10:51 AM
My wife left me for another man, then split up with him. We seperated, and now getting a divorce. She found out I started dating someone after the spilt up. Told me I was screwed up, and couldn't believe I was dating someone. Then she had the balls to tell me not to date anyone near my town. I was speachless.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Am I being played? Posted: 9/3/2005 5:30:48 PM
SAS Her and I left a club, she was suppose to go to her house and I was going to mine. She never made it home. Now I find out she went to another club. Ya I got played. REBECCA it's all cool.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Am I being played? Posted: 9/3/2005 9:41:31 AM
Rebecca: I don't drink, maybe one beer a year. Just cause you go to a club dosen't mean you drink. I go for the dance. Second though they're were two dumb people that night. Her and me for getting played.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Am I being played? Posted: 9/3/2005 9:36:34 AM
Been dating for about 2 months, she say's she's committed . This is not the first time she has done something like this.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Am I being played? Posted: 9/3/2005 6:58:22 AM
Would believe a girl that says " I left the club last night with you then tried to drive home but couldn't make it, so I selpt on the side of the road in my car all night. Are they're any honest people left in this world. DAM! I'm getting to old for this shit. LOL

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Re: kind of wiered but i thought i would ask anyhow.... Posted: 8/31/2005 1:35:52 PM
I've been with quite a few girls that touch themself, then lick they're fingers. They all seemed to look me in the eye and give me a sexy look. I will have to say it was a turn on!

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Re: kind of wiered but i thought i would ask anyhow.... Posted: 8/31/2005 1:35:27 PM
:)

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Can you still be considered a nice girl...if you have a naughty side Posted: 8/27/2005 1:33:01 PM
I sure hope so!

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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who eats their masterbation remanents?? Posted: 8/27/2005 12:21:35 PM
In days of old the mighty question always came up! Do you eat your fucking or fuck your eating?

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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why dont men Moan??? Posted: 8/25/2005 6:03:38 PM
Does screaming count?

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

Msg: 48 (view)

How can guys turn there feelings on and off so easily?! Posted: 8/20/2005 6:25:40 PM
I don't think they can, I just think they're better at hiding them.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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How do I get rid of a problem woman? Posted: 8/20/2005 2:32:10 PM
Take her out and dump her on one of your friends. Or tell her your girlfriend is getting pissed off.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Tatoos on a women turn on or turn off Posted: 8/20/2005 2:31:04 PM
Few are alright, all depends on where they are.

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Can ugly women get studmuffins/?? Posted: 8/20/2005 2:21:33 PM
Sure just put a little makeup on. Every woman no matter how pretty, looks good with makeup on. My niece is a former Miss Universe, beautiful girl. Without makeup, look out. Dosen't look like the same girl!

watsnewwitu

Joined: 7/21/2005

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Need help I'm at my wits end Posted: 8/20/2005 2:08:22 PM
Dude get outta the house. Start hangin out with lots of people. You got a better chance of meeting someone off this site than on. Smile there's someone for everyone!

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