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 Author Thread: With the Canadian dollar at 0.8871 cents US, why is everything so expensive?
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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With the Canadian dollar at 0.8871 cents US, why is everything so expensive?
Posted: 4/26/2006 8:49:08 AM
Let's look at oil prices as an example. They announce a raise in crude prices- gasoline prices go up within hours. A drop in crude prices- gasoline prices do not drop for days. Oil companies in the US are recording record profits.

It is called corporate greed and apathy. People or governments do not complain, so why bother lowering the price. Soak every penny that you can from the consumer.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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One woman, one year, 150 dates
Posted: 1/23/2006 7:36:55 PM
MOST men/women have this preconceived notion that they are going to find this Greek Adonis or goddess that
will allow them to live in Nirvana for eternity. They claim they are looking for someone that is
honest, nice, funny, etc., but in he end they will not give most men the time of day because
of their looks. People will respond to this in the negative, but their actions say otherwise and
if they really search their inner self, they know this is the truth.

My advice to most of you, get off of the computer and go face reality and meet people.
Give people a chance to know the real you and your success rate will increase. If you are
shy, get over it and learn to accept rejection. Take public speaking courses at the local
junior college. You may succeed on a dating site, but you chances are much better in the real world.

Most importantly: Don't ignore someone because the initial attraction is not there. You may
be surprised at what some people have underneath.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Catholicsm and marriages and questions
Posted: 1/18/2006 5:33:10 PM
Annullment is a process whereby you buy your way out of a marriage so the RC Church will
allow you to receive sacraments again.

RC Church = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Money talks with any organized religion.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Anti Male Checkout Lines
Posted: 1/16/2006 3:40:58 PM
I seem to always get in the checkout line behind a woman who has a cart full of food for her family of 16. She keeps taking things out of the cart, but it's like Jesus feeding the bread and fish to the poor. The cart seems to never empty.

Nobody to talk to, so I look at the free reading material that all
stores have at the end. Well, I can read about Brittany whatever her name is. Some other blonde bimbos from Hollywood. Or there is Regis fighting with his co-star, or Martha telling of all the nice stuff she made in jail and all of
the friendly women that she enjoyed there.

As I keep looking, it dawns on me that there is nothing of interest for any man. Do they think men do not shop, or maybe they think we are illiterate? They even have duplicate magazines in Spanish!!!!

I'm happy with that newspaper magazine that always has pictures of Bigfoot or a baby that has 3 heads and is the latest Damien. Anything but Peoples or other gossip junk. And women wonder why men hate to shop...

Thank ya'll for reading.......
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Prophets and a Silent God
Posted: 1/14/2006 9:48:08 PM
[But wasn’t most of the prophecy in regards to Jesus?]


Factually, this is a debateable topic. Some have brought up the possibility of the life of Jesus
being written to fit the prophecies of the Old Testament. One major objection was his birth
in Bethlehem, since his family was not of that town.

I understand talking to God, but I do question His actually speaking directly to anyone as was
done often in the Old Testament.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Prophets and a Silent God
Posted: 1/12/2006 8:59:54 PM
Where have all of the prophets gone? Seems like the Old Testament was full of prophets
predicting all sorts of bad things and future happenings. Now, we here nothing. The last
recognized prophet was Mohammad @ 570AD. Saint Malachy is not that well recognized, but
he can almost be considered since what he predicted has come true thus far. Makes one
wonder if the ancients really were prophets, or what they said was written after the fact.


In the same vein, we have a silent God. In the Old Testament, he was speaking to everyone
every so often (Moses, Abraham, etc.). Other than Oral Roberts, who said God told him he
would die if he did not raise a few million dollars, there is silence. The last time he was heard from was at Jesus' baptism. He never spoke to His son. Why would He be so quiet after
being so vocal throughout all of the previous centuries. He does not even speak to His
Chosen People. More evidence for an interpretative view of the bible?
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Man Tips on Living Easier
Posted: 1/12/2006 3:22:48 PM
Having seen the female beauty tips thread and realizing that
men are naturally beautiful, thus not needing beauty tips, I
feel that we can at least share some tips on making our
single life a little easier.

WASHING CLOTHES:
Jeans become more comfortable the more
you wear them so why bother washing them and making them uncomfortable.

Undearwear- no brown spots? They can be worn again!
Socks- Unless there are visible dirt spots they are
wearable- chances of a woman smelling them are
quite remote.
Bed Sheets- Unless you got lucky on them one night,
why bother. Too hard to fold anyway.

CLEANING: Women are big on cleaning everything when
people are coming to visit or having a party.
Probability is high that after they leave,
everything will just be dirty again. So clean after
party.

DISHES: Dishwashing detergent is actually what causes the
bad stomach problems when not rinsed properly.
So eliminate the first step and just rinse them
off and they are ready to go. Doesn't the coffee
taste much better the more you use the pot?
Remmber how bad the first pot tastes after
washing the pot? Point proven.

GROCERY SHOPPING:
Do you have little nephews or neices? Neighbor
children. Reading ability helps here. Stand with
your cart by the middle of the checkout and give
them each something to find. First one back gets
a point. Keep doing this & the one with the most points gets to choosethe restaurant or movie to see. Shopping done!

We can all live so much more easily with these fine points
and any others that you wish to contribute!!!!!
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Do you agree or not?.
Posted: 1/11/2006 2:54:21 PM
I do believe that the bible tells you that you are forbidden to take an oath by God's name.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Don't you hate it when .....
Posted: 1/8/2006 8:33:44 PM
I don't seem to have that problem.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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IF you were born the OTHER gender...
Posted: 1/7/2006 8:50:11 AM
I would definitely be a slut and take every man for all that he is worth and enjoy the life of
the rich & famous.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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What to say to break the ice?
Posted: 1/7/2006 6:38:14 AM
You are Neuvillette, looking for your De Bergerac. Your ending will be the same. Be yourself
and be interested in her. That is all you need to know.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Pick up lines to use on guys
Posted: 1/6/2006 9:47:49 PM
I think hello would work on any guy. Actually, just glance his way for a nano-second, that
would also work. Men are not that difficult to get, just difficult to tie down.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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What to say to break the ice?
Posted: 1/6/2006 9:31:38 PM
Here is a clue. Try actually reading what they have to say in their profiles. Some people
spend hours antagonizing over what they write, they rewrite it, they erase it and start all
over again writing the same thing in different words until they are comfortable with what
they have written. Take the time and learn exactly what they are about and what they may
think they like. They have no clue, but they think they do.

They like someone over 6' and you are 5'8"---Why would you write to that person? Maybe you enjoy self inflicted pain?

They want someone under 40- You are 55, but you don't look over 52 so they won't care that you are 55? Well, hopefully you can fool them for at least 3 emails.

These are some of the mistakes people make and wonder why they get no responses.

Read what they have written and respond to their words in a light manner, amusing if you
have that ability. Amusing does not mean making fun of them or what they like or want.
If you do not take time to learn a little about them through their words, then you show them no respect, thus, rejection.

Just my thoughts, but it has always worked for me in real life.....
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Saints = Idol Worship?
Posted: 1/3/2006 6:48:48 PM
The RC Church has come up with a very large amount of saints who represent various facets
of life: St. Christopher- pray for safe travel
St. Jude- pray for illness
St. many more for various other reasons

To be a saint in the eyes of the church, you must pray to that person and prove that
three miracles have resulted because of these prayers.

Is this not the same as praying to the god of fire, wind, war, etc?

I grant you that most of these people were very religious and showed a great amount
of religious strength. But, should they be the ones that people pray to for help?
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Dec 31st is it really the last day of the year ?
Posted: 12/31/2005 4:27:19 PM
Different cultures- different calendars
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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God or Jesus
Posted: 12/31/2005 4:25:20 PM
"Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
John 14:5-7" These are the spoken words of Jesus."








I remember the nuns teaching me this and I remember (back then) feeling sorry for all of the
Buddhists, Hindus, Jews, etc. who were never going to get to heaven and be with God.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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gnostic gospels
Posted: 12/30/2005 12:11:43 PM
"Mary Magdalene had 7 demons cast out of her, and no doubt one was perversion, and that's why she had sex outside of marriage.. We are mankind not an animal."




This is a fallacy brought about by one of the medieval popes to discredit her. I believe it was Pope Alexander who declared her a prostitute and can no longer be worshipped. And yet
she was declared a saint?


She was Mariam of Magdela, daughter of a very wealthy family who gave support and
became one of the leading disciples of Jesus. Her gospel is one of the Gnostic books.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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gnostic gospels
Posted: 12/30/2005 11:16:44 AM
This was one of the purposes of the first Nicean Council, to put down the Gnostic belief,
for the reasons stated by Zeldy. The church wanted to control the Christian dogma that
all were to follow, rather than an independent self knowing understanding of the gospels.
They chose the gospels that were inserted into the bible format, based on what they wanted
the people to follow, not by what was more true.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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New Years Kiss
Posted: 12/28/2005 1:32:59 PM
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Here it comes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It has been my experience, other than in the heat of lovemaking, this is the most passionate kiss that women give. Everyone else is going around trying to grab
as many kisses as they can from as many as others as they
can get to and you are stuck there like Daffy Duck trying to
pull the plunger off the top of his head.

Is it their way of showing how great things are going to be
if you stay with me this next year, or is it just the alcohol
that has induced this unrequested passion?

Oh Oh! One minute before midnight...Where's the men's
room?




Wish all of you the best in 2006....Hope ya'll find your love
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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SIGNS you tend to be attracted to
Posted: 12/27/2005 7:28:50 PM
I always look for the "Enter Here" sign,

but stay away if there is a "No U Turn" sign further along.





Humor there for those who perceive the inuendo.........
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Er... ok I made it a point to reply an email even if I'm not keen but...
Posted: 12/27/2005 7:55:26 AM
thank thank thank thank thank thank thank you you you you you you very very very very
much much much much much much............
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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do american women over 30 dress well ?
Posted: 12/21/2005 6:17:34 PM
Maybe I am alone, but I am more concerned with how women over 30 undress well!
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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It's Coming Soon!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 12/21/2005 5:47:51 PM
Twas the night before Christmas at Rock-Away-Rest,
And all of us seniors were looking our best.

Our glasses how sparkly, our wrinkles how merry,
Our punch held prune juice plus three drops of sherry.

A bedsock was taped to each walker in hope,
That Santa would bring us soft candy and soap.

We surely were lucky to be there with friends,
Secure in this residence and in our Depends.

Our grandkids had sent us some Cristmas crafts,
Like angels in snowsuits and penguins in rafts.

The dental assistant had borrowed our teeth,
And from them she crafted a holiday wreath.

The bedpans, so shiny, all stood in a row,
Reflecting our candle's magnificent glow.

Our supper so festive- the joy would not stop-
Was creamy warm oatmeal with sprinkles on top.

Our salad was Jello, so jiggly and great,
Then puree of fruitcake was spooned on each plate.

The social director had us play games,
Like "Where do you Live?" and "What is Your Name?".

Old Grandfather Looper was feeling his oats,
Proclaiming that reindeer were nothing but goats.

Our resident wanderer was tied to her chair,
In hopes that at bedtime she still would be there.

Security lights on the new fallen snow,
Made outdoors seem noon to the old folks below.

Then out on the porch there arose such a clatter,
(But we are so deaf that it just doesn't matter).

A strange little fellow flew in through the door,
Then tripped on the sill and fell flat on the floor.

"Twas just our director all togged out in red,
He jiggled and chuckled and patted each head.

We knew from the way he strutted and jived,
Our social-security checks had just arrived.

We sang-how we sang- in our monotone croak,
'Till the clock tinkled out its soft 8pm stroke.

And soon we were snuggling deep in our beds,
While nurses distributed nocturnal meds.

And so ends our Christmas at Rock-Away-Rest,
'Fore long you'll be with us. We wish you the best.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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A Bird?
Posted: 12/19/2005 3:15:15 PM
I will admit that I am not all convinced of the Holy Trinity concept, but if it is true and all
three persons are one, why is the Holy Spirit depicted as a bird? I can relent to the
depiction of the Spirit as a small ball of fire, but if anyone has any idea why it is
shown as a bird, I would love to hear the reasoning. I may have missed it somewhere in
the readings.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Because I'm a Man
Posted: 12/19/2005 2:48:20 PM
Because I'm a Woman....

I will never be wrong in an argument. If concise logic does not prevail, I will then bury you
with a barrage of words that are totally unrelated to the topic or resurrect anything
that you did wrong beyond a 5 year time frame. If all else fails- the ultimate weapon will
win out: tears
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Where did Jesus go when he died on Friday night???
Posted: 12/19/2005 9:38:50 AM
The Hebrews had high and low sabbaths- the low sabbaths are the normal Friday evenings
through Saturday. The highs mark special worshipping.

During Passion week there were two Sabbaths. Follow Mary of Magdela (Magdalene) in the
New Testament. She was there when they rolled the stone closed on the high Sabbath
right at sunset.
The next mention of her tells of her going to purchase the oils for the body annointment
before the next Sabbath (the low Sabbath on Friday evening).

She arrives at the tomb on the first day of the week (Sunday) either after sunrise or
before Sunrise (John). He was not there because he arose Saturday at sunset.

Buried for Wed, Thur & Fri nights
Thur, Fri & Sat are the days
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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christmas jokes
Posted: 12/17/2005 8:10:43 AM
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled
out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow
and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols."
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Do Dead People Laugh?
Posted: 12/16/2005 8:56:38 PM
We have all heard of at least one joke about people that die and are met at the Pearly Gates
by St. Peter.

To spare religious argument about religious beliefs, let us ALL assume that there is a St. Peter
and he is in heaven. We should also make the assumption that since he is in heaven,
he must know exactly what is going on down on earth.

So, after hearing all of the above mentioned jokes throughout the centuries, do you think
that he had a few good laughs over some of them? I would hate to think that heaven is
nothing more than the land of the living dead.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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WHY CAN'T I FIND ANYONE ON THIS SITE WHO ENJOYS DANCING
Posted: 12/15/2005 6:37:51 PM
Going to dance places is good.

Dance classes not so good. They tend to take the fun out of it.

Generally when we men get older and the joints are killing us if we try to continue playing
some sort of sport, dancing is a good alternative for exercise and yes, meeting women.
Whatever you do, do not force a guy to dance, since in the future he will never want to
do it on his own. Search jitterbug or ballroom or whatever type of dance you are interested
on the computer- then go to your area and it should tell you where and when.

Good luck..........
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Where did Jesus go when he died on Friday night???
Posted: 12/14/2005 5:09:13 PM
He did NOT die on a Friday
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Catholic Schools, why I converted to Catholic
Posted: 12/13/2005 7:15:47 PM
"Any private school system will be better than a public school system......"


Not 100% true as many public school systems have the ability to offer more than privite due
to monetary reasons. Another factor is the quality of teachers. A goodly number of private
school teachers are not there for idealistic reasons, but because they could not enter the
public school system for varied reasons. A parent must examine the broad spectrum of
education in their area to determine which is the better choice. If religion is the primary
concern, then all others fall by the wayside. There are pros and cons for each and that
becomes an individual choice.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Catholic Schools, why I converted to Catholic
Posted: 12/13/2005 6:35:45 PM
Wasn't that Billy Joel who said "Catholic girls start way too late" in one of his songs?
But once started vvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrooooooooooommmmmm.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Ladies, Am I Alone...........
Posted: 12/11/2005 7:11:17 AM
"what hurts is that 99% of the time, it's coming from other women. Additionally......when it comes from certain women on here, you're posts suddenly get nixed and they are left to say what they please about you."





There are certain women here who do have free will in the forums. A few in particular will start a thread and eventually it turns into a chat forum, but nothing is said to them.
They are also first to criticize your thread and run to the mods to have yours deleted.

No doubt these were the tattle-tales in school.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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What do you think?
Posted: 12/10/2005 9:07:41 AM
Where, where, where????????
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Catholic Women
Posted: 12/9/2005 4:26:50 PM
You suggested Miss Music and I shall comply.

I am astounded that women can belong to an organization that has treated them as less
than second class members for almost 2000 years. It took them almost that time period
to allow girls to become altar servers and Eucharistic Ministers. The only reason this occured
was the poor Diocesan priests were finding themselves having to do a little more work than
they were accustomed to doing.

When John Paul first took office, he came out and said that under no circumstances were
women as priests, or the marriage of priests, be discussed during his tenure. His wish was
honored.

A couple of years ago, the Catholic cleregy of the United States, assembled to write a new
catechism for teenagers. One that was to make Catholic Doctrine more in tune to today,
than the old Baltimore Catechism. The final draft was sent to John Paul for approval. He
rejected it. The reason: all references to females was to be stricken from this book.

One of the leaders of this catechism was the Bisop of Pittsburgh, Bishop Wheurl (sp?). In
an interview in the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, he said that they all had to meet again to
rewrite the book and neuter all references to male or female.

As of today, the new pope has made no statement on the female standing in the church.
You may all hope and pray, but he is of the old guard and changes will probably not be
forthcoming.

My belief is that this all goes back to Mary of Magdela and something the church has not
been willing to let be known. Any theory on this topic is purely speculative, so I will not
comment. Read the Gospel of Mary for some background.

So ladies, I truly await your reasons as to why you do not mind being discriminated
against and still wish to belong to the Catholic Church. Theren are other options.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Dck & Jane
Posted: 12/8/2005 4:51:21 AM
Dck is happy.
Dck has many buddies.
Dck & his buddies go out at night and drink and hit on girls and have fun.
Dck & his buddies go to games.
Dck & his buddies play games.
Dck is very happy with his friends and the good times.

Jane is happy.
Jane has many girlfriends.
Jane & her girlfriends go out at night and drink and dance and have fun.
Jane & her girlfriends shop and have fun.
Jane & her girlfriends sit and talk and have fun.
Jane is very happy with her friends and the good times.

Dck meets Jane.
Dck & Jane go out together and have fun.
Dck & Jane go out with their buddies and girlfriends and have fun.
Dck & Jane end up in love with each other.

Dck & Jane get married and have Spot.
In time, Dck & Jane are no longer having as much fun with each other.
Why did Dck & Jane get married if they were both happy when not being married?
Why does anybody get married, when they are having such a good time not being married?





My apologies to those who do not remember the old Dck & Jane stories, but thanks for reading anyway. Those of you who do remember, your getting ooooollllldddddddddd
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Is it possible....
Posted: 12/7/2005 7:16:57 PM
One would logically think he/she would have more guilt after making us. Just a thought!
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Does Pope Benedict Play Favourites?
Posted: 12/6/2005 6:23:38 AM
There is a new pope?

Have Catholic women noticed???????
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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DIfference between Hot or Cute.
Posted: 12/6/2005 5:42:21 AM
Let us not forget three others that help classify:

Beautiful

Sexy

She has a nice personality



(Another is the number system: She is a four and a sixpack = a ten!!!!!)
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Forums What a great way to learn more about someone
Posted: 12/4/2005 9:43:12 AM
In the forums I am Popeye...."I yam what I yam".......90% of what I say is meant to be
humorous to those who understand the humor.......Those who miss the humor probably think
I am a wacko.......

You can tell which are Brutus.....

Any Olive Oils out there????????????
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Alberta Thread- Rate this thread/Topic
Posted: 12/4/2005 8:53:38 AM
Not anymore......I do believe I have solved the mystery...It is elementary in the threads....

It will be our secret!!!!!!!!
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Household Advice and other answerable questions
Posted: 12/4/2005 5:53:27 AM
pour some fancy sealant in for $3500




Have a mason look at it.....this is repairable at a much cheaper cost........always get at least
three bids on any major work.......Personally, I would use the fireplace, but, I do march to a different beat........
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Alberta Thread- Rate this thread/Topic
Posted: 12/3/2005 2:10:27 PM
No problem.....maybe you know the answer????????
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Household Advice and other answerable questions
Posted: 12/3/2005 1:32:42 PM
Ok, I'm living in a really old (ca 1850's) house, that has a huge stone and cement basement.


Dehumidifier will certainly help. I do believe you eventually will get some warm weather up
your way in the summer. When this does occur, a good washing of the stone with a
50/50 mix of chlorine (ie. household bleach) and water, all over the basement walls will remove any
mildew present. You should also have 2 opposing windows to leave open in the summer to
allow airflow through the warmer months and help prevent a recurrance. Make certain to
shut off all pilot lights when doing this washing and have plenty of airflow through the
basement to help prevent a buildup of the chlorine gas and odor. Wait a few hours before
relighting all pilot lights.

For those of you that use the product called Tilex, or similar products, to remove mildew in the shower, are actually using chlorine + water + perfume......Mix up your own and save $$
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Alberta Thread- Rate this thread/Topic
Posted: 12/3/2005 9:26:36 AM
This came from "the Brat" on the Alberta thread, but I am trying to bring it to more people to maybe explain
how the system works to check out the rating of a thread after people vote on it....


[Moving it from Off-Topic to the (only) more appropriate forum. /Forum_Moderator]
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Facts in Religion
Posted: 12/3/2005 6:08:56 AM
SweetT: I am impressed.

My only problem with the religion forum is when people justify the bible with words and
statements from the bible. Much like justifying the sky is blue because it is blue and not
basing it on any fact to support the statement.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Bar Nicknames
Posted: 12/3/2005 5:58:37 AM
In the summer we have outside dancing in the evening at a waterpark called Sandcastle.

By the damcing area are two bars at each end.

One is called the "Wet Spot"

and the other is the "G-Spot"
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
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Holiday Beer....I did not make this up!!!!
Posted: 12/2/2005 1:17:12 PM
A Jewish brewery in San Francisco has come up with 2 beers for the holiday season.

Hebrew Beer: with the catch phrase "The Chosen Beer". With 8 hops, 8% alcohol, 8 etc.

The Massiah Beer: with the catch phrase "The Beer You've Been Waiting For".

They have been selling this for 9 years now........You have to love ingenuity.....
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Perks of Being Over 50
Posted: 12/2/2005 12:47:57 PM
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 5 PM.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks! into the room.

14. You sing along with elevator music.

15. Your eyes won't get much worse.

16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

20. You can't remember who sent you this list.
 rayl
Joined: 7/25/2005
Msg: 10 (view)
 
what's wrong with marriages today? sixty per cent of them end in divorce. why is that?
Posted: 12/2/2005 10:31:06 AM
Just a theory:

People evolve as they grow older. Who you were, is not the same person 5, 10 or 20+ years
later. Marriage or living together is not an easy task. As the changes occur, you must be
able to grow with these changes.

You may want to still go out and have a good time every weekend, while your partner slows
down and only wants to go out once a month.

We should all know that sex tends to be a major problem for the above reason (and it
actually does work both ways in the frequency).

There are amny other examples, but the mods start to sweat when you eat up the posts with alot of words (bandwidth thing). (Just a joke mods, just tired of typing).


It boils down to the fact that true love is the ability to overlook the other persons faults.
Many do not wish to put forth that effort and many just tire of the give and take that is
demanded in any relationship.
 
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