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SPORTS THAT WERE NOT MEANT TO BE PLAYED BY WOMEN. Posted: 10/15/2005 3:19:28 AM
its just opinion people. nothing personal. keep it cool

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Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Fiance' Say. Posted: 9/26/2005 3:27:03 AM
C'mon....don't hide the fear

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the best Jokes that you told and no one laughed !!!! Posted: 9/25/2005 3:09:14 AM
80 yr old woman......just one word....unimaginable yuk

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SPORTS THAT WERE NOT MEANT TO BE PLAYED BY WOMEN. Posted: 9/22/2005 4:59:19 PM
ok... that would be NHL, NFL and RUGBY from my side.

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SPORTS THAT WERE NOT MEANT TO BE PLAYED BY WOMEN. Posted: 9/22/2005 4:48:16 PM
SPORTS THAT WERE NOT MEANT TO BE PLAYED BY WOMEN.

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SPORTS THAT WERE NOT MEANT TO BE PLAYED BY WOMEN. Posted: 9/22/2005 4:47:30 PM
SPORTS THAT WERE NOT MEANT TO BE PLAYED BY WOMEN.

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the best Jokes that you told and no one laughed !!!! Posted: 9/22/2005 4:43:52 PM
what did gollum say to the ring? . . . . . . . . . . . . .. my precious !!!! yeah...i know...i know.....that totally rocked....yeah? i need some .

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the best Jokes that you told and no one laughed !!!! Posted: 9/21/2005 12:40:30 PM
that was nasty se7en9 i wouldn't try that in front of the ladies if i were you.

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the best Jokes that you told and no one laughed !!!! Posted: 9/19/2005 12:55:52 PM
damn...it was funny yo. ok...i have a question....not related to this forum... on yr first date .... what are some of the questions you ask him/her ans gimme some interesting topics to converse on.

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the best Jokes that you told and no one laughed !!!! Posted: 9/18/2005 1:12:02 PM
ok...i told this joke to a few chicks...and guess what........no one laughed ! it was embarassing.... A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream." So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes." So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. She said, "You now have 3 wishes." I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger." She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked! She then asked, "What will be your second wish?" I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!" Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?" I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?" any more people?

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the best Jokes that you told and no one laughed !!!! Posted: 9/15/2005 8:21:27 PM
well....that one takes the cake for now. !!!

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the best Jokes that you told and no one laughed !!!! Posted: 9/15/2005 8:21:17 PM
well....that one takes the cake for now. !!!

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the best Jokes that you told and no one laughed !!!! Posted: 9/15/2005 1:19:54 PM
man...you got that right!! LMAO

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the best Jokes that you told and no one laughed !!!! Posted: 9/13/2005 2:31:34 PM
This is where we tell the best jokes we have told (you know, the aces up oue sleeves) and no one laughed!!! I'll go first. ok. A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!" whatcha got??

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Football (real football, no shoulder pads) Posted: 8/30/2005 11:24:25 PM
man utd are on fire......bring on any team........bring it on

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Let ME analyze your profile for you Posted: 8/30/2005 10:55:33 PM
hi.....please see how i can improve mine regards ravliar p.s. u have a nice profile...no kidding.

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