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dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 33 (view)

I'm giving up! Posted: 4/22/2009 5:43:27 PM
See you next week. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

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Women: Put a little effort into it? Posted: 4/21/2009 6:12:16 PM
We'll put effort into it when you put effort into looking like David Beckham. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

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Best Sex Positions Posted: 4/17/2009 5:34:36 AM
Well, there's Kama Sutara but with ADHD and handcuffs it's tough. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 55 (view)

Pet peeve that ruined the outing Posted: 4/17/2009 5:18:53 AM
"Story repeats" make me want to propane my face. - Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 81 (view)

lights on or off? Posted: 4/15/2009 6:54:10 PM
Strobe lighting. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

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How women walk and orgasms Posted: 4/15/2009 1:35:00 PM
Were they walking with a hand in their pockets? -Hum

dinahmoehumm

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Noise during sex? Posted: 4/14/2009 6:13:48 AM
Their snoring during the act gets on my nerves. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

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Msg: 106 (view)

Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/13/2009 7:37:08 PM
Analingus is the new black. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

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Msg: 161 (view)

is kinky sex ds, bdsm, a bad thing Posted: 4/13/2009 3:33:15 PM
It's bad; we should be spanked for it. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 158 (view)

When a woman is squirting...exactly what is squirting out and from where? Posted: 4/13/2009 3:31:14 PM
It's venom. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

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BDSM - I want to make him happy, but not sure how to be a Dom Posted: 4/13/2009 3:30:07 PM
Sounds likes he's the one giving orders. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 38 (view)

Intentions or no intentions Posted: 4/10/2009 3:56:15 PM
Carrying a condom at all times would be tantamount to carrying a grenade. Actually the grenade's not a bad idea. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 58 (view)

Ladies...when do you expect sex. Posted: 4/10/2009 3:35:11 PM
Any year now. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

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Msg: 196 (view)

Girls - Would you date a guy with bad teeth? Posted: 4/8/2009 4:38:31 PM
Teeth are a lot easier to fix than a dull personality or a twisted soul. - Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

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i love him but................. Posted: 4/8/2009 3:48:53 PM
I'll get stronger. He sounds borderline abusive. The biting wasn't consentual. And the chooch won't pay your way to Vegas and calls you a financial burden? You have to be in the right mood for Vegas and you're not in the right mood with a bum. BROOM HIM. You are electric and valuable. Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

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has anyone tried using poprock candies while giving a bj Posted: 4/4/2009 8:26:28 AM
I use M-8Os. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

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Do women really dig scars? Posted: 3/31/2009 6:48:06 PM
Yum. Give me a battled-scarred knight; chuck the knight in shining armor. - Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 121 (view)

kissing on the first date should be a topic of discussion Posted: 3/31/2009 6:41:56 PM
I have my teams of attorneys draw up contracts just in case chemistry rears its hideous head. -hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 77 (view)

Question about pseudo blowjobs Posted: 3/31/2009 6:23:41 PM
Why don't you buy her some "Pseudo Jewelry"? A Gold plated ring or something. - Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 29 (view)

women porn Posted: 3/31/2009 6:20:38 PM
Porn for women by women? Gimme a Harlequin and some chloroform..... -Hum

dinahmoehumm

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Msg: 115 (view)

Howcome I never see a woman alone at an Adult movie store ? Posted: 3/31/2009 2:25:48 AM
We move like Ninjas

dinahmoehumm

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Msg: 309 (view)

Why are there still so many stereotypes about single mothers? Posted: 3/30/2009 4:10:09 PM
I have three kids and I feel like Octomom with 14 kids. Yes, I have all my teeth. No I don't have a double wide. Guys ask me "how many fathers?" "Um ONE". Yes, I heard of birth control, no I don't have a reality TV show. Yes their father is very active in their lives. No, my uterus isn't dangling. Sheeeeesh. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

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Msg: 96 (view)

Waking your partner for sex! Posted: 3/30/2009 3:54:23 PM
I hate being waked up during. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

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Msg: 175 (view)

Why does carrying protection on my person at all times make me a whore?! Posted: 3/30/2009 11:22:19 AM
I think carrying a concealed weapon makes me a murderer but it does not make me a whore! -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 106 (view)

girls, how should a guy warn you when he is about to finish the 1st time? Posted: 3/30/2009 11:18:52 AM
He should text me. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

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social drinkers dating non-drinkers Posted: 3/30/2009 5:03:55 AM
I don't drink. I don't care if someone drinks. I'd prefer a light social drinker to a one year sober, or a 7 year sober with a relapse. It's all good and I wish everybody the best. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

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Do you try to be the best sex they have ever had? Posted: 3/26/2009 4:52:00 PM
Naw. I haven't had that many partners and never climaxed the first times; why should they? - Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

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Is oral sex cheating? Posted: 3/26/2009 4:31:12 PM
Not if you don't swallow. - Hum

dinahmoehumm

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Msg: 88 (view)

He couldn't get it UP, should I give him another chance?? Posted: 3/20/2009 6:22:00 PM
"another Chance" at the compassionate "sweetest dream"(sic)? He'd probably rather propane his face. Where's your picture? - Hum

dinahmoehumm

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How many women fantasize watching their man with another man? Posted: 3/20/2009 6:15:30 PM
Right. In a pink tutu. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 230 (view)

are you really happy being single? Posted: 3/20/2009 5:54:03 PM
I accidentally injured my ex mushroom hunting (6 shotgun blasts to the back of the head). He lived, which is just typical of him, yet blamed me for everything -- also typical -- so we split. I found I am happy, yet I'm scared of bugs and scary TV shows and need a man. -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

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Your favorite time and place to start sex by giving a mind blowing blow job? Posted: 3/11/2009 6:28:00 PM
In a speeding Ferrari after robbing a 7-11. - Hum

dinahmoehumm

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Msg: 47 (view)

What does voluptuous mean to you? Posted: 3/11/2009 6:00:02 PM
"Are you finished with that steak, Tiger?" -Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 316 (view)

What do you NOT like about sex? Posted: 3/10/2009 2:55:34 PM
When their credit cards don't go through. Hum

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 224 (view)

Ever have a crush on a cartoon? Posted: 11/28/2008 8:32:56 PM
When Kazoo from the "Flintstones" would hypnotize girls it made me hot.

dinahmoehumm

Joined: 4/15/2008

Msg: 39 (view)

Fell asleep during sex Posted: 11/28/2008 8:21:18 PM
So that was YOU. And no flowers the next day, that's what really hurt.

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