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Posted In Forum: All Forums Alabama Alaska Alberta Arizona Arkansas Art/Music Ask A Girl Ask A Guy Australia British Columbia Broken Hearts California Colorado Connecticut Dating & Love Advice Dating Experiences Dating Sites Delaware District Of Columbia Event Hosts forum Florida Georgia Hawaii Health & Fitness Humor Idaho Illinois Indiana Introductions Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Manitoba Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Brunswick New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Newfoundland News/Current Events North Carolina North Dakota Nova Scotia Off Topic Ohio Oklahoma Ontario Oregon Over 30 Over 45 Pennsylvania Plentyoffish Get Togethers Plentyoffish Site/Suggestions/Help Poems And Quotes Politics Prince Edward Island Profile Reviews Quebec Recipes & Cooking Relationships Religion/Supernatural Rhode Island Saskatchewan Science/Philosophy Sex and Dating Single Parents South Carolina South Dakota Sports Stories/creative writing Technology and computers Tennessee Testimonials Texas Uk Forums Utah Vermont Virginia Volunteer Moderators Only Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming Home   login   MyForums   Show ALL Forums      Author  Thread: Funny pick up lines  shimp1us Joined: 4/25/2008 Msg: 154 (view)   Funny pick up lines Posted: 2/12/2009 7:01:28 PM 1)"I know you must be tired". "Because you have been running around in my mind all day!" 2)"Did that hurt much?" "I mean did it hurt much when you fell from Heaven?" 3)"Say, do you have any raisins?" "Okay, then....how about a date?"  shimp1us Joined: 4/25/2008 Msg: 10 (view)   response to beingfree Posted: 2/12/2009 6:32:16 PM Glad you noticed that. Does that mean in your opinion that it is okay to have little Rebecca in the photo with me? (one of my hundreds of young lasses and laddies I have made friends with in El Salvador along with the wonderful parents and grandparents of same said kids)  shimp1us Joined: 4/25/2008 Msg: 9 (view)   response to tddrums Posted: 2/12/2009 6:17:45 PM Thanks for understanding. Sometimes we just don't know how to speak (or show ourselves) in "Martian" correctly being from Venus and speaking "Venutian" like we do. I guess you could say it's a guy thing.....you wouldn't understand. LOL One thing....are you a drummer too, my brother from a different Mother?  shimp1us Joined: 4/25/2008 Msg: 8 (view)   response to you go first Posted: 2/12/2009 6:15:39 PM Thank you for that. My thinking was that I am "game" for anything from a coffee meet up occasionally to a "Let's grow old(er) together" relationship. None of the choices allowed me to do an "anything" choice, so that's why I chose other. Thanks for your input. I may have to change that part. If you were reading it knowing what I am "looking for" now, which option do you think would come closest?  shimp1us Joined: 4/25/2008 Msg: 7 (view)   response to marmaid Posted: 2/12/2009 6:10:57 PM I went to my home page because I thought the photo had a caption and it does. It reads "Mission Trip to El Salvador 2006". The women I'm interested in finding would appreciate a man that goes to a 3rd world country to do God's work. But thank you for your input.  shimp1us Joined: 4/25/2008 Msg: 61 (view)   Why dont men call? Posted: 2/9/2009 6:39:11 PM Hey, candid 1 If you didn't live all the way up there, you could be my "lousy girlfriend" any old time. LOL  shimp1us Joined: 4/25/2008 Msg: 1 (view)   A profile review Posted: 2/9/2009 6:25:49 PM I could use some help in landing me a fish. Let's start by helping me with a "critique" of my profile which would be the most natural place to start. So, if anyone has anything constructive to share with me, I'm game. Thanks   Show ALL Forums