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esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

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This Week In Baseball Posted: 11/1/2009 7:05:39 PM
83 pages of baseball talk on a dating site forum?? No f^6#ing wonder.... geez!

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

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full-time single dads Posted: 7/29/2009 10:08:49 AM
It's a great challenge in the beginning and a great reward at this point. I've been a single parent for 18yrs. My oldest is going to be twenty soon. I wouldn't trade all of it for anything. I have learned patience, tolerance, sensitivity (2 girls, 1 boy), I learned to cook pretty good, always kept a clean house, and learned way more about feminine products than i ever wanted to know! I've been a doctor, a counselor, a mediator, a peace maker, a drawer of lines in the sand, a clown, a chauffeur, a buddy, a shoulder to cry on, a punching bag, a teacher, a driving instructor, a motivator, an encourager, a prayer giver, a zoo keeper, a chef, a maid, a gardener, a bread winner, and that was just yesterday! My son goes to the gym with me. Even thought they're all teenagers -they still talk to me! They bring friends home (always know their friends). I baked cookies last night. That's right, I bake cookies AND ride a Harley. Why not? I am very proud of the people they have become. My fathers day card made my whole year! If you're just starting out... give it 100%, there's no reason why you can't. Men can change diapers- I changed my share believe me. Young men, your kids NEED you. Be there.

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 377 (view)

Thin Overweight Average Posted: 7/28/2009 8:22:20 PM
Sorry to keep jumping in on this but the whole thing about "average" bugs me. I'm sure that when this site was being developed the word average was intended to represent someone who was height/weight proportionate. Not fat, not a gym rat. Unfortunately, average seems to be relative now. That blows. It borders on dishonest and is conniving at the very least. Average in my local Wal-Mart is probably 5'2 to 5'10 and 200 to 275 (conservatively) for women and I don't know what for men. By the way, most are wearing way to tight clothes that allow their belly to hang out or they're in their pajamas. Yuck. Is that the average we're using?? There should be height/weight drop down boxes, but they probably omitted that to save a lot of people embarrassment. To be clear now- if you have a medical condition, i'm very sorry for you but you are not the target of my angst. It's the lazy people that don't care about themselves that drive me nuts, then they lie and call themselves average. Btw- Jack Black and Paul Blart can move for big guys. Women with curves are attractive, no doubt. Jon Stewart's screeching is going to drive me insane. Is he even funny anymore?

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

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funny country music songs Posted: 7/28/2009 9:23:12 AM
How about some good titles, preferably real- that makes 'em even funnier... Here aer a few i've found... She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me? All My Exes Live in Texas I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me If the Phone Don’t Ring, It’s Me Not Calling You Up All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down If Love were Oil, I’d be a Quart Low Her Teeth were Stained, but her Heart was Pure At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me? I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me) It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet? I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning) Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head) Heaven’s Just A Sin Away She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I’d Find On You I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

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Song titles..... During sex Posted: 7/28/2009 9:04:53 AM
if you don't know me by now -during sex let's give 'em something to talk about -during sex Who's crying now -during sex looks like we made it- during sex It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long- during sex

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

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You Know Its Over When... Posted: 7/28/2009 8:51:27 AM
ouch...that one hurts!

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

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Can any girl learn how to deep throat??? Posted: 7/28/2009 8:28:46 AM
wow. I just can't imagine this being very much fun for the woman at all! What's the point?

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 357 (view)

Thin Overweight Average Posted: 7/28/2009 8:15:47 AM
This crap about " as long as you're happy with yourself" is a death sentence... Aren't 33% of Americans overweight now? Look to your left, now look to your right, holy crap! They're both fat and so are you! I'm sorry if I offend some people, but being seriously overweight is not acceptable. 10 to 15 pounds is normal. We live in a society where we don't have to work too hard and everything is convenient and abundant. Therefore we have to exercise a little self-discipline. Gasp! Oh no! The dirty words... exercise, self-discipline (hope that doesn't get my post removed) Heart disease, diabetes, etc.. this generation and the obese children they're raising are gonna die young. Oklahoma is one of the worst. There are 4-5 fast food restaurants at every major intersection. When I was a kid there was maybe two in the whole town and you had to ride your bicycle to get there! It was special to go to McDonald's; not what you had for dinner every night. Convenient. Nobody has to cook, "we can pick it up on the way home, plop our large asses on the couch and watch Talent or No Talent" or whatever the f*** is on! Look, now i'm getting irritated. A few pounds is not a big deal. I thinks some women look good that way. Really good on a few. It really is how the body carries it. That's the key though- are you carrying it or is it "hanging off of ya"? Again, sorry if I hurt some feelings. Go ahead and have another box of Lil' Debbies and wash it down with a 2 liter of soda. You'll feel fine.

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

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Things I learned living in Oklahoma Posted: 7/5/2009 7:53:37 AM
that is freakin' funny! dijeetyet? classic~

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 5/20/2009 3:56:11 AM
ha ha ha ha ha ha....!!

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

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Chuck Norris Facts Posted: 6/16/2008 10:42:18 PM
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of suprise. -If you have five dollars and Chuck has five dollars, Chuck has more money than you. -Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. -When Chuck Norris takes a bath he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris can divide by zero. -When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger and saying "Bang!".

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 58 (view)

Funny Bumper Stickers Posted: 6/16/2008 11:53:17 AM
...can't stop laughing

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 35 (view)

are u tired of relationship experts telling u how u should act or live a relationship? Posted: 6/16/2008 11:28:16 AM
Don't Dr Phil and Oprah have their own issues with their personal relationships??

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 87 (view)

is this bein a Whore? Posted: 6/16/2008 11:17:53 AM
that was brutal Violet...

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 29 (view)

Set in your ways due to living alone Posted: 6/16/2008 11:13:41 AM
motorcycle parts in the dishwasher? what'll happen to my hat collection? ... that kills me! I have wondered about that though...

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 20 (view)

Pics of guys IN their cars?? Posted: 6/16/2008 10:47:26 AM
I don't know about the Freud thing but I have a pic of me in my car because it was new and I was excited to NOT be in a minivan! After 3 minivans, I think anyone can understand that!

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

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Should I put Aspergers in my profile? Posted: 6/15/2008 12:29:32 AM
If I understand correctly, you have not been diagnosed by a professional? I think that is an important first step that was missed. Get a medical opinion.

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 547 (view)

Why do men stare at womens boobs & think we don't notice ??? Posted: 6/14/2008 11:52:19 PM
Yeah...If you have cleavage and wear those low cut tops that SHOW the cleavage... what the hell? I can speak to a woman, and if I concentrate (yes, thats right) I can keep my eyes up. I swear there is something subconcious there though, and if I get into our convo, I can lose track and catch myself looking strait at 'em like a hungry baby! Thats the honest truth. Why do women dress a certain way and complain about being checked out? I respect a woman that dresses conservatively if she doesn't want to be drooled over publically. But if your clothes are skin tight, revealing or otherwise accentuate your" hotness" don't blame me for looking and don't tell me you just wear that because you want to "feel" pretty... b*sh! Being the father of teenage girls I also know that what is "in" has a lot to do with what is available in the clothing stores. One year it was practically impossible to find anything that WASN'T low low cut! It really pissed me off cuz what dad wants to see his daughter's cleavage?

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 37 (view)

a man who is 36 years old is falling in love with me .. Posted: 6/14/2008 12:56:12 PM
If he didn't get the point, ...assuming the you were very clear, you should probably cut him out altogether. Sell your portion of the business or buy his and tell him to get lost. This guy could be manipulating you and playing you to wear you down. I know a woman in a similar situation, only she actually did marry him finally. Now divorcing after years of horror. He should get the point. If he doesn't, get a restraining order and buy a gun! Potential stalker comes to mind!

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 268 (view)

I am noticing a trend in women over 30 Posted: 6/14/2008 12:39:32 PM
To each his own, or her own in this case. Obviously, its physical. At least that has to be a major factor. Thats fine if thats what you're looking for, but a woman who is looking for a long term relationship should be careful here. We are all going to get older and I think that anyone who is involved with someone 10 to 15 years younger is taking a considerable risk down the road. When you're 70 and your spouse is 55 are you going to be able to keep up? At 60 and with a 45 year old spouse, will you keep them? Men and women can really have come into their own in their 40's and be quite attractive. Can you handle the competition of those younger than your 45 year old spouse at 60? How about at 50 and 35? C'mon... really? To me its transparent. You increase your chances of another failed relationship -and- now you're older, alone again, and have further diminished your chances of finding a comitted relationship. I'm attracted to younger women like any other guy. But it's only on a physical level. Once a conversation starts.....yeah. And even if she can match wits, what do you have in common? Has she even heard of your favorite band? I remember once at a get-together I was talking to a couple, they were nice... I asked him something about his mother off to the side.... turns out THAT was his wife! I thought the daughter was the guys wife and she was a little younger! Good thing the actual wife was out of earshot, would have been embarassing... he was cringing though!

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 63 (view)

Picture Vs. No Picture Posted: 6/12/2008 5:51:10 AM
I can't put my picture up... what if my wife or my girlfriend would see it?? geez! Think people!! giggidy giggidy...

esperanto67

Joined: 4/26/2008

Msg: 26 (view)

oh just a few extra pounds and a few other things that bug me Posted: 6/10/2008 10:08:54 PM
Men and women both are so superficial now. Media has crammed "image" down our throats for so long, as a whole, we can't think differently. People who are larger feel they have to "fudge" a little. Pardon the pun. Not all, but a lot. The whole "rate my pic" is B.S. in my opinion. It just reinforces this mind set. Look at me, judge me, rate me and dismiss me. Total crap. Honesty is a quality. If you're not honest at least with yourself, I have no time for you. I think that some of those people that are 50+ pounds overweight really do believe that is only "a few pounds". Have you been to Wal-Mart lately? C'mon, in there, that is average. I go to the gym. I watch what I eat to some degree. I do this not to be worshipped but to be healthy. Healthy is important! I could live it up... smoke, drink, eat a gallon of ice cream or a box of Little Debbies every night but I choose not to. As a result I do not have to delude myself. I put average in my profile because I don't " live" in a gym and I am not over weight. Average is just that. Being "deleted" is unpleasant. But that is the way of the cold, hard world of internet dating. Suck it up and move on. I don't do it. I don't care that others do. Their loss, they saved me the time it would take to discover that they may be shallow, uninteresting, bottom-feeders anyway. That brings me to the bottom line: If you're really looking to meet a good person...google "Golden Rule" and make the necessary adjustments. Good luck!

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