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 Author Thread: Plentyoffish Compatibility Test.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 123 (view)
 
Plentyoffish Compatibility Test.
Posted: 5/5/2007 12:20:22 AM
fun test, but.. WAY off.. Saying outright I *don't* want children and this says I do, low confidence? lol anyone who knows me thinks I'm a jerk with an ego =) Ah well. At least it's free=)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 150 (view)
 
Mardi Gras party @ the Lions head/ Windsor, Ontario March 31st/07
Posted: 3/19/2007 9:21:39 PM
Milk Milk Lemonade
Around the Corner
Fudge is Made.

...
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Vasectomy - Did you feel a declining sex drive ?
Posted: 3/4/2007 8:00:46 PM
I dunno, I'll let you know if I convince the ol' lady that me getting one is a good idea. Sadly, she wants children so she won't go for it =(
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
RYAN SMYTH and the OILERS
Posted: 2/27/2007 1:52:31 PM
Can you say FIRED?
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Poems, songs, that remind you of an ex
Posted: 1/15/2007 10:09:02 PM
Anal C**t- The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid F*cking C**t
that reminds me of her=)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 19 (view)
 
What happened to hockey on TSN and SportsNet? It's gone!
Posted: 1/13/2007 11:50:00 AM
TSN only shows a couple "out of market" games a week, probably 1.

TSN carries the majority of the Leaf games, Sportsnet I think gets like 15 of them, and LeafsTV gets the rest.

Take it up with the CRTC not allowing TSN to show more out of market games =)

If you're REALLY that unhappy - Rogers/Cogeco offers a supersports package for like $28/month. You get MLB/NFL/OHL/NASCAR/NCAA/NHL/NBA games.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
This is the year
Posted: 1/13/2007 11:45:50 AM
bodybuilding.com has pretty good forums that can help you out, and if you want to get into the whole suppliment aspect of it, they have those in their store too.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Faking a relationship
Posted: 1/13/2007 11:36:00 AM
lol...sure have...and I'm sure most people have.

I was like 17, and was dating someone and she wouldn't leave me alone when I was sick with pneumonia, I told her like 10 times I'd call her back, so I called a friend up mine up and had her claim that I was sleeping with her and she should back off and so on and we'd leave messages for each other in public whee they could be read by the "real" gf and so on...=)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 109 (view)
 
Your 5 favorite songs
Posted: 1/13/2007 11:32:15 AM
Metallica - Master of Puppets
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train
Black Sabbath - War Pigs
Megadeth - Holy Wars...The Punishment Due
Pantera - ****ing Hostile
Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face
Slayer - Black Magic
Slayer - Angel of Death
Metallica - Seek and Destroy
ManOwaR - Hail and Kill

oi.. So many to list....
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
First Message: How to be more original?
Posted: 1/9/2007 10:38:52 PM
"My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and then I throw rocks at them"
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Black Sabbath / Ozzy /Metallica tribute bands
Posted: 1/7/2007 7:01:19 PM
there was a band called "Sandman" from the GTA awhile back.. I don't know if they're still around or not....

There was "Crazy Babies" From i believe Sarnia too....
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Where are all the Girls that play guitar or like Heavy Music?
Posted: 1/4/2007 9:05:34 PM
... I only wish the ol' lady played guitar =)... but alas, she at least listens to Iron Maiden, Blind Guardian and the likes there of =)

Trust me dude, they exist =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
What does it mean when a girl says...?
Posted: 1/4/2007 8:52:14 PM
Cute is "friends only" territory =P
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Would you date a lady who had 6 children??
Posted: 1/3/2007 7:08:10 PM
depends how old she is.. if she's 19... then there is totally no tread left on those tires, so no way....
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 6 (view)
 
a yes or a no
Posted: 1/3/2007 7:00:40 PM
The following words and/or phrases will NOT get a message from me:

"Holla atcha Girl"
"4 u 2 decide"
"there my life" (yes. THERE.. way to butcher the english language)
"I'm not a twig so if that bothers you **** off"
"average body" (when clearly you're fat) *
"a few extra pounds" (replace pounds with chins) *
"love to party with my girls every weekend at the bars"
"chillax"
"smoke us up a fatty"

* - Based on pictures

The following May get messages from me

"Horror Movies"
"Sports"
"Heavy Metal"
"Not a Slut"
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 11 (view)
 
The reason baseball should quit and start over with a salary cap for competition
Posted: 12/28/2006 6:39:42 PM
and more salaries get out of hand.....

Barry Zito signs with the Giants for like $125M er some crazy shit like that
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 39 (view)
 
The gf is going to discover my deep dark secret at christmas......
Posted: 12/26/2006 2:04:21 PM
No, she didnt kick my ass or anything, she just laughed and said she's seen worse =)

She did however enjoy me going out and finding Silver wrapping paper, since she loves silver n' all =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 42 (view)
 
NFL Preseason report, NFC East....
Posted: 12/26/2006 12:09:00 AM
If anyone has noticed about Dallas's recent... how can I say this.. rather dismal performances?... As soon as they're down, the run game goes bye bye. How can they abandon it with Barber and Jones running? but hey, Dallas gets Detroit next week... Philly gets Shitlanta... Dallas is a win, Philly is gunna lose =).. Michael Shit is going to run all over them and throw for 80 yards as usual =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
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The reason baseball should quit and start over with a salary cap for competition
Posted: 12/26/2006 12:03:20 AM
I fully agree they have to put in a "hard cap" but the funny part is, as much as the Yankees dominate [which makes it hard for Toronto to get into the post-season].. you gotta admit.. wasn't it awesome watching Detroit beat the Yankees?... I love seeing them lose, especially to AAA-like teams like Kansas City =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
The reason baseball should quit and start over with a salary cap for competition
Posted: 12/25/2006 7:48:08 PM
There is a salary cap in baseball if I'm not mistaken. But teams like the Yankees and Red Sox just play the luxery tax for going over it and get to keep their teams.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Wheres my thread??
Posted: 12/25/2006 7:42:36 PM
more than likely removed for being a duplicate thread.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Average??
Posted: 12/25/2006 7:37:31 PM
It's supposed to mean that they lie so much that they believe themselves.

If you noted, which I doubt, I said men do the same thing.

Also, Yeah, I've read MY profile. I think the fact that it does not state anything of use to anyone other than not looking/not single pretty much clears any sort of issue you think you may have with it.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Timmies, London Ontario
Posted: 12/24/2006 11:42:00 PM
A Tim Hortons here closed at 3pm Christmas Eve =)...

So one closed.. 40 left =) I think most of them are open, at least the ones on major streets.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Average??
Posted: 12/24/2006 11:35:01 PM
I've seen average and they had to be AT LEAST a deuce at 5'3.

I've seen "a few extra pounds" and they had to be AT LEAST a 3-spot

Women are dillusional... mind you, lots of guys do the same thing.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Funny Things To Do In An Elevator
Posted: 12/23/2006 1:07:52 AM
I personally think Urinating or passing gas is a good way to pass the time =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Have You Ever Lived With A Musician??
Posted: 12/21/2006 4:47:37 PM
I *AM* a Musician and for the most part, I don't drink nor "party til all hours of the night". Come to think of it... I live like a pretty lame rockstar =(
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Seeing your ex fatter
Posted: 12/21/2006 4:42:22 PM
Oh The Irony. =)

I laugh when I think that like 3/4 of all my ex's ended up turning into little Zeppelins. =)
Now, I'm not small myself, but I still found it very funny on how they all "magically" gained a ton of weight... I think of all of them, TWO didn't gain at least like 20+lbs. But those two ended up, or are going to have kids =)

So, maybe I'm a jerk and I find it funny. I only really hate one of the ex's too anyway. So it's not even a matter of dislike in most cases that I'm laughing at them.. =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 31 (view)
 
The gf is going to discover my deep dark secret at christmas......
Posted: 12/20/2006 8:28:22 PM

I use those gift bags things, since I really suck at wrapping presents. Like the OP, I use a lot of tape, mostly to flatten the bubbles created by unevenness. This year I think I'll make sure whatever I buy comes housed in an easily duct taped box. Everyone will hate me, which is of course, my mission.


I love your thinking. I think i need to do the duct tape thing. actually, I think I'm going to do that to some "stocking stuffer" things =) Everyone thinks I'm a jerk anyway, so whats a little duct tape going to do =)

Side note: I'm "that guy" who puts a cd in like a TV-Box =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Been on POF but nobody's nibbling. Time for some outside review help!!! Thanks!!
Posted: 12/19/2006 9:33:53 PM
You look like you're stoned off your ass or piss ass drunk in that picture. Great Qualities women look for.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Movies over the Holidays
Posted: 12/19/2006 9:31:57 PM
Borat (Maybe)... and for sure I'm poppin' in my National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation DVD =)

Of course in the New Year - Snakes on a Plane is on DVD so, that as well =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Thinking of starting a POF trivia/dinner night in Nanaimo...how many peep's interested?
Posted: 12/18/2006 2:58:17 PM
Fly me out there and I'm in =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 1 (view)
 
The gf is going to discover my deep dark secret at christmas......
Posted: 12/17/2006 2:41:34 PM
and that is....... I suck at wrapping presents =P

I mean REALLY suck, like 90% tape.. take her like 20 minutes to open the thing... lol.. Now, I'm not one of those guys who are going to run to the mall and actually PAY someone to wrap it, and she'd know if it was too perfect looking it wasn't me who did it, but... this is bad =)... So who else sucks at wrapping ?.=)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Burping, Belching or Farting
Posted: 12/16/2006 10:43:03 AM
Well, I gotta say.. I Have a friend who got tanked up one night... took a cab ride home and was about 2.5-3 blocks from my house, fired off a belch and I heard him as if he was standing next to me.... Now that my friends. Is a belch.

As for myself, if I'm at home, I'll belch and fart all I want... if I'm in public, I try and refrain from it. However, nothing beats a good Walk By Gassing in a public place =)

Ex: Couple weeks ago I was in the mall.. dropped a pretty lethal dose of SBD and I heard the 2 guys behind me question each other if they did it =) Oi the
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Posted: 12/16/2006 10:35:39 AM
Swing and a miss on the joke........
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Dealing with a Lovers Obsessions
Posted: 12/16/2006 10:32:36 AM
Well, my ol' lady has an obsession with RPG Games, Mages, Wizards, Books and Music so. =)....

Its all good.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
baby HATES new car seat!??
Posted: 12/16/2006 10:27:47 AM
Oh well. too bad for her. She needs to be in one. Let her throw a fit. =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
name of a song
Posted: 12/14/2006 9:28:52 PM
"Best I Ever Had (Grey Sky Morning)"
By: Vertical Horizon


So you sailed away
Into a grey sky morning
Now I'm here to stay
Love can be so boring

Nothing's quite the same now
I just say your name now

[Chorus]
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
You don't want me back
You're just the best I ever had

So you stole my world
Now I'm just a phony
Remembering the girl
Leaves me down and lonely

Send it in a letter
Make yourself feel better

[Chorus]
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
You don't need me back
You're just the best I ever had

And it may take some time to
Patch me up inside
But I can't take it so I
Run away and hide
And I may find in time that
You were always right
You're always right

So you sailed away
Into a grey sky morning
Now I'm here to stay
Love can be so boring

What was it you wanted
Could it be I'm haunted

[Chorus]
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
I don't want you back
You're just the best I ever had
The best I ever had
The best I ever
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Distance...
Posted: 12/12/2006 2:00:21 PM
I'm doing like 10 hours right now =p.. and yes. it sucks.. but we're gunna tough it out until relocation is more of an option =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Where is a good place for a snowball fight?
Posted: 12/9/2006 10:58:47 PM
Monkey Bars at Recess .... maybe the Bike Racks at Lunch? =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
single parent's worse nightmare
Posted: 12/9/2006 10:54:34 PM
I personally would've slit his throat and watched him choke on his own blood. I don't know how you haven't done that to him yet.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
anyone know what to do for low back pain??
Posted: 12/8/2006 9:23:35 PM
Smoke some pot or take some Robaxacet, then put an ice pack on it for 20, then a heat pad on for 25 =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 2 (view)
 
to all the jobless out there
Posted: 12/4/2006 5:01:08 PM
Not at all... I'll shoot you off some advice on how to score a job

1) McDonalds and Video stores always hire teenagers in school. [money is money, right?]
2) Good grades and always late for school.. I wouldnt mention the late for school part =)
3) Don't apply too late at night. It'll make you look unmotivated. If you go right after school, and do it in person and not just via the internet, you're probably going to be more in luck.
4) Apply at places more than once.. you'll look more dedicated to them.

Enjoy =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Is it really important that a girl knows how to cook.
Posted: 12/2/2006 9:35:00 AM
I personally don't care. I mean, if she can throw chicken in the oven for 35min I'm happy, it doesn't need to have like all the fixin' with it. I know how to cook for the most part, so I don't mind doing it. Worst case, I could always teach her how to cook something simple.

It's not important if she doesn't know how.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 8 (view)
 
General Tso Chicken
Posted: 11/28/2006 6:49:45 PM
wonder what the equivalent to Chili flakes are as to the seeded ones.. i know you're supposed to use the pepper itself, but...... =p
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Being Choked while having sex
Posted: 11/27/2006 7:29:17 AM
okay! the safe word is Banana!

I saw a porn once where these dames were getting choked.... then punched in the kidneys, then had their faces stepped on... then had a finger shoved in their asses then in their mouth.... the things people do for money.. and apparently pleasure =P

I dunno how I'd react if I was told to choke her right in the middle of the deed....
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 1 (view)
 
General Tso Chicken
Posted: 11/26/2006 11:11:56 PM
Okay, so after searching and not finding anything on this, I must ask. Anyone have a real good one?..

Clearly, It must be spicy, not bland or plain tasting. I do not however want to have to worry about 3rd degree burns on my tongue either, but not really weak.. Go Ahead, call me picky, but hey =)... Even if its just the sauce and peppers, the vegetables and onions and what not I can figure out =) Mucho Gracias =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Pick Your Nose & Eat It - It's Good For You!
Posted: 11/23/2006 7:04:49 PM
I inhale dust and other various things at work, so my boogies are always black, not green... I dont think i want to eat those... BUT if I Did, I'd at least use a fork and something to marinade them in
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
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Jays Fans: Free-agent designated hitter Frank Thomas is close to agreeing to a two-year contract wit
Posted: 11/17/2006 2:32:21 PM
Well its official.. he did sign in Toronto... now I'm hoping I mis-read how much they're paying him....

I just saw and its not AS bad.. its a 2-Year $18M contract which $10M Of it is a 2009 option I guess.

I dont think this guy is worth THAT much, especially being as injured as he has been, but hey, I guess thats why I'm here and not running some Pro-Team into the ground =)
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
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Jays Fans: Free-agent designated hitter Frank Thomas is close to agreeing to a two-year contract wit
Posted: 11/15/2006 8:09:43 PM
better him than the talks of Barry Bonds coming to T-Dot.
 ManOwaR
Joined: 8/9/2005
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regrets about not having kids
Posted: 11/15/2006 8:09:00 PM
haha.. too old at 35.. its not like you're 55 and all dried up powder on the inside =)

Personally, I dont want kids.. and in the event I have them, it wont be on purpose, so no boat will be missed here =)
 
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