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tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 35 (view)

FOR THE HORDE! Posted: 7/6/2009 8:08:30 PM
Oh, so you're one of "those people". I see.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 33 (view)

FOR THE HORDE! Posted: 7/5/2009 8:05:09 PM
Did you leave before they added the Rorqual and Orca? I left after they came out. I actually had a small mining fleet of 2 Hulks/1 Orca. The Orca is nice, but it's a mining support craft, not a miner itself. And the Rorqual (a.k.a Roadkill) does nothing but sits around the tower all day. If it deploys in a field, it's dead.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 182 (view)

What's your deal breaker? (re profiles first glance) Posted: 7/5/2009 11:39:53 AM
Biggest deal breaker that will make me move on: Motorcycles, or any picture of her on one.

tilt-o-whirl

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Tunes for working out at the gym.... Posted: 7/5/2009 11:36:11 AM
Try Download.com. There should be some freeware programs there that can convert audio files on CD to MP3's. Then move them to your MP3 player and you're set.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 29 (view)

FOR THE HORDE! Posted: 7/5/2009 11:33:20 AM
I used to play WoW on the Horde side, but I stopped for a few reasons. 1) Endless faction grinds that went nowhere. 2) No raid slots available because I couldn't grind heroics 24/7 to get better gear. 3) All the Alliance 12 y/o's that decided to switch to Horde and bring down our side. Then I played EVE for a while. I recently quit that because: 1) A Hulk was the best mining craft I was going to get. Ever! 2) A lot of griefers have been targeting miners in high-sec just to "taste carebear tears". 3) I'm never going out to 0.0 space. So now, i'm looking for a new game. For now, i'll just fall back on the old Command and Conquer for a while. Anyone know if Sins of the Solar Empire is any good?

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 29 (view)

Looking for me Geek.. here is why!! Posted: 7/5/2009 11:26:20 AM
Wall of Text hits Tilt-o-Whirl for infinite damage. Tilt-o-Whirl dies.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 31 (view)

How soon have you met people Posted: 7/5/2009 11:22:05 AM
It all depends on the comfort level between us. Sometimes it's been as soon as three days: Other times it's been weeks before first contact and a F2F. I prefer sooner rather than later because, although e-mail is nice to keep in contact, there's nothing like a face to face meeting to tell you if you two are compatible.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 268 (view)

why do alot of the guys at this site have a problem with dogs? Posted: 7/5/2009 11:19:29 AM
I don't have anything against dogs; It's just that i'm a cat person.

tilt-o-whirl

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Is this site just a pointless one? Posted: 7/5/2009 11:17:45 AM
It's called Fishing. Sometimes you get a hit on your line, sometimes they slip the hook. All I can say is, read a woman's profile. I mean REALLY read it. And if it seems that there are common interests there, send a message. And when you do, have something to say. Ask about her interests and try to engage her in conversation to see if those interests really mesh with yours. Don't blanket e-mail because people can sense those.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 27 (view)

great chemistry, nothing in common Posted: 9/13/2008 5:34:56 PM
I've known women that I had an immense amount of sexual chemistry with, but that was about it. So, even if you find someone that pushes your sexual joybuzzer in all sorts of new and interesting ways, it doesn't mean much unless they can sit down and have a good conversation as well. The ride was fun, but all rides end eventually.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 600 (view)

whats with women and harleys? Posted: 9/13/2008 12:46:26 PM
This whole thread makes me LOL.

tilt-o-whirl

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Do you play an MMO? Posted: 9/13/2008 12:30:41 PM
EVE Online for me. But yes, anyone that says they're a woman in chat, is probably a guy. Most of the women that i've talked to in game like to keep a low profile for obvious reasons.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 322 (view)

Movie quotes NOT to use on a first date. Posted: 9/9/2008 2:49:45 PM
"You went full retard. Never go full retard."

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 69 (view)

Nudity or just Offensive? Posted: 9/2/2008 12:57:40 PM
Pete, your shirtless photo offends me greatly. And for that, I shall have Momatrix spank you. Often and with much vigor.

tilt-o-whirl

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what toys do you like Posted: 8/29/2008 10:45:54 PM
Don't forget legos. Legos make the world go around.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 4699 (view)

What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 8/15/2008 3:03:48 PM
I wear my laziness badge with pride.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 22 (view)

A quote from Anais Nin.... Posted: 8/15/2008 3:00:22 PM
laughinglibra, may I hump your leg gently yet firmly?

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 4698 (view)

What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 8/15/2008 2:51:44 PM
^ she watches too much Will and Grace.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 15 (view)

booty call Posted: 8/15/2008 10:27:54 AM
works for awhile intil one or the other starts getting to attached. Or bored.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 77 (view)

YOUR POF Rules and Regs Posted: 8/14/2008 1:32:43 PM
Anyone one of the following are a deal-breaker: Picture of themselves on a motorcycle Listing motorcycles/Harleys/etc. as a hobby Anyone with the number 69 in their username I'll think of some more later.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 59 (view)

penetrating her cervix Posted: 8/7/2008 3:23:33 PM
OP, i'm guessing a woman will let you penetrate her cervix only after you let her taser you in the jimmy-stick 8 or 9 times.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 41 (view)

Who's really responsible for birth control in a monogamous relationship? Posted: 8/4/2008 8:08:08 PM
OP... answer to your question is BOTH. Dammit, I was going to say that! /shakes a rage-filled fist at Blondie //not really. ///

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 11 (view)

Ugh, I hate it when a guy says he's 'naughty'... Posted: 7/28/2008 12:46:50 PM
Just like anyone with the number 69 in their username...

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 166 (view)

Why so hostile in SoCal Posted: 7/25/2008 3:26:17 PM
Wow, no wonder SSG gets all stabby.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 37 (view)

The stigma of online dating... Posted: 7/25/2008 3:23:33 PM
There's a stigma? Dammit people, will you PLEASE include me on memo distribution!

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 213 (view)

Starting to get turned off with shaved women Posted: 7/25/2008 3:20:11 PM
MY KITTY, MY CHOICE I smell a hot new t-shirt slogan. Okay, "smell" would be the wrong words, but you know what I mean.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 157 (view)

Do you find that the ability to kiss is equal to the ability in bed? Posted: 7/25/2008 3:13:04 PM
As a guy that's been told he's a good kisser, i'm getting a kick out of these replies.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 15 (view)

Woman and the cum? Posted: 7/25/2008 3:04:00 PM
Dude, just a word of advice. Life does not equal porn.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 180 (view)

What do you think about cougars? Posted: 7/18/2008 7:12:55 AM
Ya...we still got it!!! Well, give it back. Other people need it and you leave yours messy anyway!

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 90 (view)

Masturbation in public places? Posted: 7/17/2008 1:54:19 PM
I'm guessing the in-flight movie was really boring huh?

tilt-o-whirl

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Pressure, Frustration and Sex Posted: 7/11/2008 1:25:41 PM
Wall-o-text hits Whirly for infinite damage.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 75 (view)

Is it ok for straight guys to be watching porn together with no women around? Posted: 7/11/2008 8:16:39 AM
Only if all guys are giving the movie the MST3K treatment.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 261 (view)

Tattoos on the breasts Posted: 7/11/2008 7:51:53 AM
^ one jar of mind bleach please. kthx If a tattoo is tastefully done, who cares. It gives you something to focus on while you're doing your "work".

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 24 (view)

SEX with Robots within 50 yrs, LOVE will take longer! Posted: 7/10/2008 3:48:56 PM
Can't wait for my robotic Real Doll to arrive. I mean....ummm....

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 49 (view)

The older woman Posted: 7/10/2008 1:20:18 PM
and since none of u wanna entertain me , i must do it myself. Well, I can't sing and I can't dance. How about magic tricks? I can get Blue70 to assist.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 46 (view)

The older woman Posted: 7/10/2008 11:07:50 AM
Older women rock in a way that 20-somethings never could. That is all.

tilt-o-whirl

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I heard 2 women talking about impotent men Posted: 7/6/2008 9:45:02 PM
Sometimes, people are sterile because they should be.

tilt-o-whirl

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I heard 2 women talking about impotent men Posted: 7/5/2008 1:39:24 PM
I plan on being dead by that time, so I have no worries. Dead or non-stiffy: is there a difference?

tilt-o-whirl

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Your Online Games Posted: 7/4/2008 4:20:45 PM
Having recently given up WoW (again), I decided to go back to EVE. My corp is still there, but they got kicked out of 0.0 by Band of Brothers. Again.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 79 (view)

I just want HEAD Posted: 7/4/2008 4:17:07 PM
Maybe he's just content with hearing a woman in the throes of ecstasy. It happens.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 9 (view)

She said smack me So I did..... Posted: 7/4/2008 4:05:44 PM
Some women (and i'm sure men do as well) make what seems like strange requests all the time. I had one woman ask me to bite her after she came. And no, not a little nibble either. She made me dinner afterwards and I could still see the teeth marks under her shirt. I was a little taken aback by it, but she had the biggest smile on her face.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 64 (view)

World of Warcraft Posted: 6/27/2008 11:06:21 AM
I got back into WoW for a while (Server: Tanaris. 3 70's: A druid, a mage and a Shammy) but I just recently got tired of the grind. So, I went back to EVE. Time to fly around and make rocks tremble at my presence.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 165 (view)

Women & Tattoos Posted: 6/24/2008 11:20:45 AM
I make up definitions to words! Sha.boom.boom - A mythical battle-cry made by a legendary creature upon finding a really nice pair of shoes and a reasonable price.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 29 (view)

How do you feel about love bites? Posted: 6/23/2008 3:17:54 PM
How do you feel about love bites? I didn't feel like it was the strongest song on that particular Def Leppard album. But it was okay.

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 29 (view)

Queefing Posted: 6/23/2008 2:17:42 PM
I have to agree with BC: It'll happen more if you're doing alot of withdrawing and inserting. Put it in and leave it in until all players in play are happy. And if it does happen, laugh about it and move on.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 160 (view)

Women & Tattoos Posted: 6/23/2008 1:29:30 PM
If you can multi-task, or you're easily bored, tramp-stamps are invaluable. It gives you something to look at while you work.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 276 (view)

Why do women like Jerks Posted: 6/23/2008 1:26:54 PM
Because they taste good with some fava beans and a nice Chianti? I haz a flavor!

tilt-o-whirl

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Msg: 134 (view)

What CD is in Your Car Now?..... Posted: 6/23/2008 1:26:00 PM
I took some time off from The Pond. I also got to sit on the sidelines and watch/read about the budding relationship of two people (one from these forums, but I won't name names) that has since disintegrated. The proverbial fecal matter hit the oscillating cooling device. And it wasn't pretty. On topic: I really need to go out and find some new music. The stuff I have, I like, I just need more of it. I guess I need to go surf LimeWire some more.

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 132 (view)

What CD is in Your Car Now?..... Posted: 6/23/2008 1:10:16 PM
Eve 6 - Horrorscope /btw, I still want to hump SSG's leg without her getting all stabby on me. //

tilt-o-whirl

Joined: 5/1/2008

Msg: 176 (view)

Slept with gfs mom and now she may be PREGO Posted: 5/5/2008 3:33:26 PM
I think OP needs to be going to the gym in 26 minutes. /obscure?

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