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 Author Thread: Slogans see what you can come up with ? ? ?
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 76 (view)
 
Slogans see what you can come up with ? ? ?
Posted: 9/2/2008 8:17:42 PM
Clear them little bottles off. And when I get off the phone here, call up Hyman and tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.

Don't you mean Jack Daniels?

He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have...

I do believe the creepiest slogan ever would have to be for the sleepys mattress jingle.

Sleeepys......for the rest of your life.

implying that if you buy a sleepy's mattress you are almost guaranteed to die on it.
which could be the best sales pitch in history.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 39 (view)
 
Just want to know!
Posted: 9/2/2008 7:59:59 PM
its hard to watch football when someone is sobbing uncontrollably.
its 2008, womens lib happened, men and women are expected to be on the same page as far as self control these days no?

so I figure the rhetorical question is: should women stop crying? or should men start.

breaking down to cry accomplishes less than getting up to make the changes or solve the problems that caused the tears in the first place.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 31 (view)
 
hideous make-up
Posted: 9/2/2008 7:48:11 PM
personally im not turned on unless my date shows up with enough makeup on for me to mistake her for the joker.

seriously tho I dunno, less is more but there certainly is something to be said for a lady who can pick and choose a conservative,possibly even minimal amount of makeup, strategically around the eyes or lips that will definately want me to get a little closer.

makeups been around for a long time, women like it, men like, I dont see the problem as long as its in moderation.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 23 (view)
 
overwrought green alien drops in at BBQ after meeting the president
Posted: 9/2/2008 7:40:21 PM
the next time you see a fit partner with a less than fit mate, maybe you remember this little piece. who is anyone to judge another on appearance?

what's pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the touch is seldom the same thing.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Regifting the ex-girlfriend's jewelry
Posted: 9/2/2008 7:34:23 PM
the history of the jewelry should'nt have any bearing on its purpose eh?

a slogan I would use in this situation:
if it looks good: wear it.

a guy might do this in lieu of spending more money on something he already has.
maybe he could use the dough to buy a house for the two of you or some such.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 667 (view)
 
Why do men stare at womens boobs & think we don't notice ???
Posted: 8/21/2008 2:44:51 PM
why talk to tits? exactly why you said...they don't talk back.

I dunno, some girls like it when you stare at them, cause they're proud of em.

at the workplace maybe not so cool...but a nice set of cans are a hard thing to ignore.

and honestly if you liked the guy would you mind? methinks we need some photographic evidence.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 124 (view)
 
Could you marry for security?
Posted: 7/31/2008 10:42:14 PM
psh, clasact,I can pull off the snake look very well thank you. Nope haven't found a sugar mama yet, but she's out there, I know it.

your just jealous your not here in NYC so you could take me out ;)
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Gentlemen, what's the right call here?
Posted: 7/30/2008 8:59:44 PM
Tell him to shave it and get hair tattoed on his head.

other alternatives to tattooed hair are

1. a coiled snake
2. an eagle perched on a nest
3. giant octopus
4. the declaration of independance
5. flames (a la bam bam bigalo)
6. tattoed hat
7. japanese kanji letterin
8. barbed wire
9. big red stripe like the bad guy from indiana jones and the temple of doom
( he worshipped kalima and ripped peoples hearts out, you know the red stripe im talkin bout)
10. An 8 ball
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 109 (view)
 
Could you marry for security?
Posted: 7/30/2008 8:50:46 PM
What is best in life?

To see your enemies driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Im on this earth to drive around in a bentley and play golf, without earning it.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 107 (view)
 
Could you marry for security?
Posted: 7/30/2008 7:12:36 PM
as long as I can ride around in her bentley, and go play golf.i'll be happy.
i'd love to find me a sugar mama to take me away from work and stress.

if she wanted me to dress up like a dog and lick her feet on the weekends, so be it.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 59 (view)
 
would you consider this special?
Posted: 7/30/2008 5:21:11 PM
Everybody puts so much stock into firsts. First love, First car, First house First this First that. Its all for naught. Your first birthday? who cares, nobody truly cares about an infant who does nuffin. Its something you always remember, but it really is'nt as important as the last person you slept with.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Bellydancing
Posted: 7/29/2008 6:39:36 PM
it means your man is insecure, and it's time to get a new man.

he is worried that in showing off your body and your talent a better looking man with more money is going to come along and sweep you of your feet, and he's probably right.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 35 (view)
 
What is with men and jokes?
Posted: 7/27/2008 5:42:25 PM
I took my wife to a dog show...
She won!

Me and my girlfriend were having problems in bed,
she suggested we talk during sex,
so she called me collect.

I told my psychiatrist I thought I was ugly.
He told me to lie down on the couch- face down.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 36 (view)
 
is it ok to...
Posted: 7/22/2008 12:51:21 AM
If you wonder why I don't answer the questions posed....
is'nt this the ask a girl forum?
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 31 (view)
 
is it ok to...
Posted: 7/21/2008 2:42:08 PM
The question is why would'nt I?

And what do you have in your house that attracts copperheads?
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
is it ok to...
Posted: 7/20/2008 9:51:23 PM
alas the weekend is over. back to the nuthouse.


you ladies like your snake innuendos don't ya?

intentionally running over a snake with a lawnmower? quite possibly time for a psyche evaluation.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
is it ok to...
Posted: 7/20/2008 1:46:34 PM
I will pick friendly garden snake.

altho garden snakes are the most dangerous aint they?


c'mon lady, eat that apple, yu know yu wanna. whole lotta trouble.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 11 (view)
 
is it ok to...
Posted: 7/20/2008 12:49:46 PM
If your like a puma, no problem ;)
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 9 (view)
 
is it ok to...
Posted: 7/20/2008 12:36:22 PM
^ whose to say I don't already?
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Saying NO to being ambassadors wife because you do not fit the role?
Posted: 7/20/2008 12:16:39 PM
because money and fame are not necessarily what everyone wants?

not selling out your own happiness for material gain is called integrity.

I do believe the OP has it.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 1 (view)
 
is it ok to...
Posted: 7/20/2008 11:19:08 AM
slick your hair back and pretend your a snake when you go out in public?
that was all.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... 200 chars.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Saying NO to being ambassadors wife because you do not fit the role?
Posted: 7/20/2008 10:30:06 AM
OP, go find a guy who is already an ambassador.

If yer gonna be an ambassador you need a wife and family for functions and appearance.
Being married is important for someone in that sort of position, it tells you that at least somebody can stand the son-of-a-****.

He was asking you to become part of his political/business goals and yea its a big commitment, especially if things don't come to fruition. Good for you, in the end I think you know where your happiness is.

Now if he really was smart, he should find a girl from the country he wants to be a liason for. yu know, as a way of saying "I love your country and your culture and your women" if its socially acceptable in that country to marry outsiders that is.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 169 (view)
 
Guys, would this hurt your feelings???
Posted: 7/20/2008 3:16:53 AM
I think as long as you both realise your not good enough for each other, then you can be happy.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 47 (view)
 
Worst thing you ever did to get out of a date gone wrong...
Posted: 7/20/2008 1:40:19 AM
yah man, its far less cruel to just be open and out with it.

15 minutes is good enough, if you cant keep em past that then it just wasnt meant.

I dunno man, I just figure you cant do well if you got your balls cut off.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Expectations?
Posted: 7/18/2008 3:30:59 PM
. . . it is a principle of his that no man who was not a true gentleman at heart, ever was, since the world began, a true gentleman in manner. He says, no varnish can hide the grain of the wood; and that the more varnish you put on, the more the grain will express itself.

Great Expectations, Charlie****ns.

you wanna be bummed out about expectations, go read that book.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Kissing - is it true that men only want to kiss ...
Posted: 7/18/2008 2:20:15 PM
Sing it Sam

you must remember this
a kiss is just a kiss

a sigh is just a sigh

the fonder little things apply, as time goes by.

I always look out for jerry before I go in for the kiss.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Does the hunt become all about the kill?
Posted: 7/16/2008 4:47:52 PM
The hunter/hunter thing might still exist on some base level.

but human beings have come a long way.
we are dynamic and clever, and its best not to view things in such a mundane way.

its not about hunting and killing, its about findin your own piece of happiness in another individual. and hot sex.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Why lie about little things?
Posted: 7/16/2008 4:31:37 PM
OP, if I could shred light, I would be a very very rich man. and I would register myself a nice private jet.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 27 (view)
 
bookworms ,appealing or no?
Posted: 7/16/2008 4:30:03 PM
depends on how well she can express what she's taken from the book.
if she can form an opinion or give it a fresh perspective then its hot.

if she can only dictate the events of said book, well, whats the point?
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Taking things VERY slow..and then no contact?
Posted: 7/16/2008 4:27:23 PM
and there plenty who won't.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Should I think it's weird?
Posted: 7/16/2008 4:14:23 PM
lick it, stick it,
seeyalater-bye
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Why a photo of you in your apartment?!
Posted: 7/14/2008 11:50:54 PM
a man aint supposed to be proud of accomplishment?

I redid my dining room floor with tile from spain and italy. picked my tile and laid it wit my own two hands, and it looks great. im not allowed to be proud of that?

if a guy builds a car from scratch or works his ass off to buy a bike, is he not allowed to be proud of it?

You should realise that its not really about YOU. Maybe when a guy does put himself in a pic in his surroundings it because he's proud of it.

maybe you just dont dig a man who had pride and a feeling of accomplishment.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 40 (view)
 
I want my male friend to stay with me for a weekend but my boyfriend wont have it!
Posted: 7/14/2008 9:23:02 PM
Agreed. There has got to be a balance.

In the end if you don't listen to your current fiance you might want to find another one you can domineer a little more thoroughly.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
What is edge?
Posted: 7/13/2008 6:16:18 PM
well can edge really be conveyed thru a computer then?
I think no.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 1 (view)
 
What is "edge"?
Posted: 7/13/2008 5:59:33 PM
I've seen some people's profiles listing that they are "edgy" or they want someone with an "edge"

what exactly constitutes an "edge" to a woman. I've seen it mostly on younger womens profiles. was lookin for some clarrification on it
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Exx boyfriends?
Posted: 7/13/2008 4:31:48 PM
OP haha bro, your the rebound, act accordingly
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Honesty or Avoidance--which would be wiser?
Posted: 7/13/2008 1:05:20 PM
why not try subtlety? maybe you invite him out, yu know, step out from the status quo without going too heavy on the emmotional aspect.

If he will give you more time, maybe he cares and would give you more.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Patting another man's shoulder
Posted: 7/13/2008 12:55:59 PM
ey man! another miner, good stuff mang.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Im so 'afraid' to go on a date,any advice?
Posted: 7/13/2008 11:53:54 AM
take the lessons you've learned from your past relationships.

one good thing religion gives is the stories

the one of solomon and his sons...

3 sons right? he gives each of em money and sends them off to do what they want with it.

first son goes out with the money, and makes a fortune, he comes home rich

second son goes out with the money, and blows it all, he comes home broke

third son went out and buried the money, didnt do a thing with it.

Solomon praised the first two sons cause they went out and tried, he scolded the third son for his inaction.

the moral? sometimes you might win, sometimes you might lose, the important thing is that you try.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Why do some guys ask this after being told?
Posted: 7/13/2008 11:34:53 AM
its a two way street.

some women are only lookin for sex, and if you don't talk about it they don't have interest.

so dont think that its just men that are only lookin for it.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 538 (view)
 
How would you feel about a WOMAN with a GUN?
Posted: 7/13/2008 10:54:01 AM
Machiavelli said that being un-armed can cause you to become hated, among other things.

if wearing a vest to a date was a requirement, it might be a bit more fun.

I would be really attracted to a woman who would make me "dance" if I got out of line.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
 
No sparks flying
Posted: 7/12/2008 9:17:21 PM
sparks happen when two objects collide.

checklists? your not gonna get any sparks from a checklist if your thinkin about it that much. best you can do is light it on fire, then you have a fire.

somethin can look good on pen and paper, but sparks have much more to do with execution rather than the logistics.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 42 (view)
 
When my penis wakes up before either of us do.....
Posted: 7/11/2008 11:05:40 PM
haha, a girl I in a relationship with asked me if it was ok to take advantage in the morning.

I told her it was all good. and it was.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 62 (view)
 
Are Motorcycles Some Kind of Phallic Symbol?
Posted: 7/11/2008 6:52:21 PM
limey should I take that personal slander to heart when yer ridin a rice rocket?
ha kiddin man.
Thats your perspective, your welcome to it, but you look like a fellow whose lived the lifestyle.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 11 (view)
 
What would you guys recommend as traits of 'a good guy'
Posted: 7/11/2008 3:18:54 PM
winston churchill was a good guy
abraham lincoln was a good guy
ghandi was a good guy

total chick magnets.

a man who will stay by his wife thru sickness and adversity = good guy
determination, courage and not gettin used like a doormat = good guy

JFK was a good guy, but he was handsome so he had some hangups.

Superman is a good guy who is also handsome and never does anything wrong, thats why he's fictional.

a good guy can be determined by his actions, and his convictions. and judged not on his mistakes, but how he chooses to redeem them.

being a good guy does not necessarily equate to being a nice guy.

Andrew Jackson was a good guy, but he sometimes got liquoured up and ordered his troops to cut off the noses of indians they killed.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Are men territorial?..but don't want to appear that way?
Posted: 7/11/2008 2:49:34 PM
you don't mow another guys lawn

a guy who is'nt territorial can basically invite danger into his household.

if a guy does'nt instinctively become agitated at strangers invading his place of residence, well what happens when you get dangerous strangers?

some husband he would be if he got beaten to death by someone invading his home, or having something worse happen in his household.

nothing wrong with bein territorial, its a basic instinct and should be encouraged to an extent.
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 60 (view)
 
Do you really care WHERE a man approaches you?
Posted: 7/11/2008 1:54:50 PM
depends on the approach,
it surprising how many pretty girls like super-aggressive ***holes
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 52 (view)
 
Do you really care WHERE a man approaches you?
Posted: 7/10/2008 9:44:40 PM
60% thanks for that bit of info. :)

a new york percentage might be different. have to be pretty either way
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 98 (view)
 
Why do most women act like money isn't an issue?
Posted: 7/10/2008 9:28:24 PM
no one is sayin you have to, but then again, why do women give a second glance?

cause its a caddy baby
 frankycadillac
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 31 (view)
 
well established and generous
Posted: 7/10/2008 9:19:24 PM
hey now about gold diggers...those women want numbers right?
she needs to have skills at calculating total net asset, asset stability and all sorts of number crunching I would imagine, meaning she will give it up quick, but shes gonna be damn sure to inspect every inch of that guys house, know the year of the car he's drivin or the level of the livery. Shes gonna look at his clothes, every single scrutiny imaginable to make sure

I dunno why women or anyone look down on gold diggers, they have to put in alot of work to be successful I figure. sometimes they get lucky sometimes they dont, just like everyone else.
 
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