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Joined: 8/11/2005

Msg: 43 (view)

Sand in your vagina.... Posted: 11/23/2007 4:58:24 PM
I would feel for you but my arms to short.

KWP

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Where's the free Birthday stuff ? Posted: 11/7/2007 7:46:34 PM
The Station in Strathmore gives you a free meal also. They have great steak.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Learning ASL Posted: 7/7/2007 9:34:15 PM
Being deaf almost in one ear and almost in the other I found it easyier to learn to read lips then to learn sign language. I worked with the deaf for 14 years and it sure helped when I went deaf myself.

KWP

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Advice needed Posted: 7/7/2007 9:31:40 PM
Another thing to take is things like pain meds (asprin,Tylenol,etc) its hard to find and cost a arm and a leg. It also makes a good tip when you leave as its worth its weight in gold. I also take it when I go to France plus vitamins as they have a hard time buying it there also except in little bottles.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Do you believe in love or lust at first site? Posted: 2/1/2007 10:40:20 PM
Actually second sight for me. But its still pretty quick. If the attaractions there it dosn't matter if its 10 seconds,months or years its going to happen. If I am not attracted to a person at first I never will be.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Are POF get togethers worth it? Posted: 2/1/2007 9:54:13 PM
I would have to say that POF has made my life a lot more livable. I at least get to talk to a female and am actually pretty happy at the moment with the site. I have had more good experineces then bad with POF functions and would go to them again if they ever hold anymore.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Nagging? Posted: 2/1/2007 5:21:04 PM
Nag means a old stove up horse. So take it as you see it. Open the mouth up and chek the teeth.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Are POF get togethers worth it? Posted: 1/28/2007 9:03:04 PM
POF functions beat sitting at home feeling sorry for your self. I have had some nice chats with people at them. And you get to see what people actually look like in real life.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Binge food Posted: 1/27/2007 10:00:58 PM
I thought my arrowroot cookie addiction was just my second childhood coming out. That and licorice.

KWP

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Help on boy stuff !!! Posted: 1/8/2007 10:42:21 PM
I learnt something here even. I don,t use a electric razor because of the burn it gives me and found out why. I am sensitive to perfumes so never tried eletric shave as it was colored. Will have to maybe give it a try.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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sat night bowling Posted: 1/6/2007 3:44:35 PM
I was with out a computer for a few days and didn,t see this post. I will go bowling the next time if there is one.

KWP

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Best Painkiller You've Tried Posted: 1/2/2007 10:08:03 PM
I have a permanat prescription for Toradol for my headaches. I find it works not bad and when its less severe I take Advil.

KWP

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organic food Posted: 1/2/2007 9:59:56 PM
Ah my level of expertize. To raise organice veggies with out chemicials and such the yeild is a lot lower so it cost more to produce the stuff. There is also a lot more labour involved to produce them. Beef is the a lot more easy to produce organic as they grow at the same speed with out chemicals anyways.

KWP

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New Years Dating Resolutions! Posted: 1/1/2007 2:34:05 PM
I plan on haveing one real date before the years ends this time.Last year I never got anywhere so I just have to try harder or maybe not as hard.

KWP

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Fever Pitch Posted: 1/1/2007 1:20:17 AM
I made several sacrifices for some one I loved that not only changed my life they ruined it beyond repair. Moveing into the city and giving up the farm just wasn't enough. I even got rid of my dog that I had for 15 years because she told me I had to.

KWP

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the last minute of 2006 Posted: 1/1/2007 1:05:35 AM
I was at the same place Duffy was tonight. They had great music just nobody to dance with. I at least was able to kill the end of the year in a some what not alone situation.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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thanks for the memories Posted: 12/31/2006 6:34:30 PM
Not much I can say. I am thankfull that I have made a couple of near freinds in POF. I will try harder in the New Year to see if I can somehow make at least one real freind. Happy New Year

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Happiness is..... Posted: 12/31/2006 1:37:25 AM
Happiness is actually being happy for once. That has not happened in a long time. Oh and being able to take time off with out worrying your self to death.

KWP

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Internet Exploer 7 Posted: 12/31/2006 1:33:39 AM
Thank you now I know I am not a complete idiot.

KWP

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Internet Exploer 7 Posted: 12/30/2006 9:44:45 PM
I have to wipe my hard and start over. Turns out when I downloaded 7 I got a spybot with it that won't let it run. You would think with 3 kinds of spyware on a computer one would catch it.

KWP

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Im from Edmonton, but all i see on here is GORGEOUS Calgary women!! what gives??? Posted: 12/30/2006 9:40:30 PM
Funny I find all the nice woman live in the north but what do I know

KWP

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fireworks tom. nite.. Posted: 12/30/2006 1:51:00 PM
We bought some and are shooting them off at the campground tomoorow night come and watch them there.

KWP

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Is $1.50 too much to expect? Posted: 12/30/2006 1:49:04 PM
I want to know where your finding the $1:50 coffee. I guess I have to expensive of tastes. If a guy can't afford at least Rotton Ronnies he shouldn'y be dateing.

KWP

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Internet Exploer 7 Posted: 12/30/2006 12:27:29 PM
I took it into the shop today but he dosn't think he can fix it.It has something to do with my internet providers settings so I at least have mail and such just no way to go to a web site. I have to figure out how to get back to IE 6 some how. Thanks for to comments but I worked for 5 hours on the phone with guy yesterday and we never got anywhere with it. I can,t download much with out getting to a web site. A freind emailed me firefox to try. I am pretty frustrated with this problem.

KWP

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Internet Exploer 7 Posted: 12/30/2006 8:56:37 AM
Has anybody else had problems with this download and how did you fix it. I can't surf the web on my own computer now as the settings won;t allow me to open a web site.

KWP

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Yes I Stole This! ~Warning Thread Is Of A Sexual Nature!~ Posted: 12/28/2006 10:26:09 PM
I would win so some challenage.

KWP

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Yes I Stole This! ~Warning Thread Is Of A Sexual Nature!~ Posted: 12/28/2006 10:16:54 PM
Had to be a woman wrote this thing. I would never make a mistake like that.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Stupid Things We Do While Intoxicated. Posted: 12/28/2006 10:11:38 PM
I donèt have to be drunk to do stupid things. I have put both feet in my mouth many times.

KWP

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40 Mistakes women make... it had to be made... Posted: 12/28/2006 10:05:30 PM
Lies all Lies. Woman make all the mistakes.

KWP

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40 Mistakes women make... it had to be made... Posted: 12/28/2006 9:56:25 PM
Guys do not make mistakes id why we do not have our own thread.

KWP

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2006 - Good or Bad? Posted: 12/28/2006 9:54:06 PM
2006 was a complete nightmare. I canèt believe that as much bad stuff can happen to one human being in one year. 2007 can only be better there can,t be anymore happen to me. I guess I am being punished for past sins or something.

KWP

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Calgary Single's Mingle New Year's Eve Posted: 12/28/2006 9:48:05 PM
I wonder if they will give dance lessons. Some of us we born with two left feet and tone deaf. I will have to consider buying a ticket if they can actually find some one to dance with me.

KWP

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Boxing Day Posted: 12/26/2006 12:34:18 PM
I am packing today I have to move all my stuff by the 31st and try and find a place to live. I haven,t been able to find a new place and am going to have to stay in a hotel till I do. No computer hook up there even and no coffee pot.

KWP

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Meeting women on here Posted: 12/25/2006 11:25:59 AM
I would have to say thats the best advise I have heard. Don.'t settle. I did as I took the first one that came along and ran with it and its made me bitter man again. I have decided to just sit back and wait for a few years and try and work on other things for awhile. I would also say theres lot of nice people in POF you just have to find the ones that fit your life style.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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So did everyone get what they wanted this Xmas? Posted: 12/25/2006 10:08:54 AM
I never got a thing so I guess that means I didn't get anything I wanted.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Alone on Christmas? Posted: 12/24/2006 9:45:44 PM
How to freeze to death in one easy lesson. Ride a Harley on the 25th of December. I have spent many Xmas alone. It used to be easy when I had to work as the time flied. Now I sleep all day and read a book or two.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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saturday nights Posted: 12/23/2006 5:22:15 PM
This has to be a first. Drunk shopping. I was to chicken to try Wally World today. Costco was crowded enough let alone a real store.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Do handmade gifts make an impact for you? Posted: 12/23/2006 4:18:11 PM
Not much homemade I would care for except fruitcake. I am rather picky.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Christmas Hotcakes... Posted: 12/22/2006 5:02:31 PM
For me its the gift for myself. I have no idea what to buy myself anymore. I would like to even surprise myself for a change but that dosn't happen to easy.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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So when do you start your Christmas shopping? Posted: 12/22/2006 3:27:34 PM
Don't bother with Christmas. I made the mistake of buying a present in Hawaii in June and don,t need it now am never going to buy one again.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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Open bars and the holiday seasen Posted: 12/22/2006 10:28:58 AM
MY company gave us 2 drink tickets and then we had to buy the rest and I still had two tickets left over.

KWP

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Bragging about your sexual conquests - is it ok? Posted: 12/22/2006 9:43:40 AM
Can we brag about our non conquests also.

KWP

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ideas for friday nite.... Posted: 12/22/2006 9:25:46 AM
My entire staff is from the Philipines so I invited them over to my place for a beer and if they want I can order in pizza or soemthing. They are good people and I hate the office party concept since they all work in a hog barn so I figure a home would work better. That and there has to be someway to loosen them up.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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The sexes and aging... Posted: 12/22/2006 9:18:48 AM
I would have to say theres two different kinds of woman then. Ones that look young at 40 and those that look old at 40. Course there's 50,and 60 also. I myself looked old when I was 20 and feel cheated now.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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How the internet is killing real relationships Posted: 12/19/2006 3:55:02 PM
Finally somebody comes up with a thread I can relate to. I lost two people to this thing so far one was my daughter.

KWP

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Couples & Singles of PoF Posted: 12/18/2006 8:33:56 PM
Wonder what

KWP

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Calgary - What are you doing for Christmas? Posted: 12/18/2006 6:29:09 PM
Don,t do Christmas since my kid left home. My family dosn,t do Christmas either so I go to work and eat turkey. I do eat chocolates thats the best part anyways.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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What is a singles function mean to you Posted: 12/17/2006 10:00:03 PM
No idea what so ever. Thats what the thread was about before it became a bash the outsider event. Just seems that there has to be something better. Will go look for it someplace else. I now feel like deleteing my self and going away and hide are you now happy.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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The TV fireplace on shaw. Posted: 12/17/2006 9:47:33 PM
Can think of better things to do then watch a fake fire place with a beer in hand.

KWP

Joined: 8/11/2005

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What is a singles function mean to you Posted: 12/17/2006 9:20:51 PM
I like these kind of web sites normal people have no say as to right or wrong unless they agree they are wrong. I would say more but.

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