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 john_earl shilton
Joined: 5/7/2008
Msg: 39 (view)
 
Punchlines
Posted: 7/20/2008 11:56:25 AM
'It's a pity Camila isn't here or we could have saved the Range Rover!'
 john_earl shilton
Joined: 5/7/2008
Msg: 259 (view)
 
The Funniest Joke In The World! Seriously!
Posted: 7/20/2008 11:51:08 AM
A family are driving down the road following a rubbish truck when suddenly a huge dildo falls out of the back, bounces and smashes into the windscreen.

The mother, thinking of the children , quickly says, ' That was a large insect wasn't it?' and the daughter replied, ' I'm surprised it could fly with a****that big!'
 john_earl shilton
Joined: 5/7/2008
Msg: 228 (view)
 
Should men color the gray
Posted: 7/20/2008 11:32:49 AM
Nope.

You are what you are.

And I'm bitter! My mum told me,'It's ok to still look 16 when you're 26 because when you get older you'll still look young.' Yeah right. Well, I've gone grey and I'm telling you now, 'It's tough being a George Clooney lookalike.' :)
 
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