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wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

Msg: 9 (view)

pee Posted: 11/22/2009 6:36:40 PM
You need to start dating men who drink less... or sleep lighter

wingsonmyfeet

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met my 1st psycho ( might belong in the humor section)(Long read) Posted: 11/22/2009 9:22:13 AM
So....[3rd date why.............. butt cheeks , I'm a sucker for nice butt cheeks] I guess you were having some nice religious thoughts about those? I think you should go date her more... You know the ol saying, "You gotta Suffer if you wanna sing the Blues!!"

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Playing the Posted: 11/22/2009 8:59:21 AM
The problem with using the I Love You card to "scare" someone off is that if it works they were themselves looking for some excuse in their mind to be rid of you...so I'm thinking your friend is thinking this or these guys she "uses" that line mosty likely wouldn't need all that much coaxing to be rid of in the first place

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Oprah show ending - Arrogant to the end. Posted: 11/21/2009 3:23:46 PM
OP wrote[ Oprah, in a great act of hubris and arrogance, has decided upon September 11, 2011 as the final date of her show. In one great last act of indulgent self importance, Oprah is now trying to meld her last show with the memory of the tragedy of 9/11] It would however be the perfect day to announce your running for president , sorry mr obama, no offence but this time it's me against that horrible lou dobbs

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Conscience Bothering Me Posted: 11/21/2009 2:44:42 PM
Next time you see him limp a lot, when he asks why just start in about your old war wound, tell him you got it having to kick guys in the butt while you were in charge of making them walk the plank on your submarine whatever you do don't tell the true story about slipping in chocolate milk at the base canteen

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Nose & Ear Hair Posted: 11/15/2009 5:12:45 PM
So why not just bring your little scissors on every date and sit there in the booth sticking them in his nose and ears?

wingsonmyfeet

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What was the very first Beatles Tune you heard released on the Radio? Posted: 11/14/2009 7:22:40 PM
She loves you yea yea yea

wingsonmyfeet

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Is this not love? Posted: 11/11/2009 6:52:37 PM
la dee da said [I mean.. we were talking about the future, he started it. Babies, living together, how many dogs we would have.. JUST last week.] you either wanted too many dogs, the wrong kind, or suggested the wrong sauce

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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41 and 23??? I'm not ready for this! Posted: 11/11/2009 3:37:35 PM
Ok well, at least now you know what your kids are doing on their own computers now [ To all of you saying it's just about sex, I beg to differ. I'm 41 dating a 25 yo.. and we've been together for almost 2 yrs. So it isn't always just about sex.] You're right, only half the time

wingsonmyfeet

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Do Men Like Hearing There Name Said In Bed Posted: 11/11/2009 1:15:37 PM
it's especially nice if you lighten up the preassure on our ears just a little where we actually hear it instead of only the neighbors

wingsonmyfeet

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friendship or romantic intrest or just sex?? Posted: 11/11/2009 12:40:08 PM
Ok, by your own description you had sex several times before either he cared enough to ask your name.... or somewhere between a few times and a year by your reconing. And now the sex is dropping off? suddenly would say he has a new lust, and slowly would say he's just falling out of lust with you

wingsonmyfeet

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Do Men Like Hearing There Name Said In Bed Posted: 11/11/2009 11:28:08 AM
we like it that you don't confuse us with several other names during sex

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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6 month relationship Posted: 11/11/2009 10:51:32 AM
The point everyone , or most at least, is trying to make is the only real problem is your and his "done timers " are running at different speeds, you've decided you're done, ready, and he hasn't, and you're having a problem because you can't see how long his is set for You meet someone, date, fall in love, date, decide or not if they are someone you want life with, no set number of days, months, or years this takes, but when you do decide,, Then you are ready to put it on the calender oo head to Vegas!! We think you're a perfectly nice person, we think you must have gotten some of that beach sand in your eyes and aren't seeing clearly

wingsonmyfeet

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P.P.& Rapists Posted: 11/11/2009 10:26:32 AM
quote [There are 700,000plus registered sexual predators in the U.S ,and over a 100,000 have dropped out of sight of the authorities ^^ [With such high numbers, instead of focusing entirely on punishment, shouldn't some of the focus be on what is creating a rapist?] ] No, lets face it, the real question is why all these guys and a host of other violent offenders are released from prison at all, not to mention by the thousands every day Which leads us to the most important question.... How do we get rid of the morons in whatever position of authority that is responsible for letting them out, and get them a position in waste management instead of criminal justice?

wingsonmyfeet

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you tell me....... Posted: 11/11/2009 9:55:48 AM
[I always thought that if a person was really happy and content with their partner, that this wouldn't occur] I don't think it would either, so probably whatever the person doing this is saying when you are asking, fighting, whatever is going on, if it is happening then they are probably NOT really happy and content. We don't have enough info to cojecture as to why

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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She doesn't know about his other dating profile Posted: 11/11/2009 9:45:47 AM
You dumped him because you didn't trust him, now you think he's cheating on someone else or at least doing the same thing you didn't trust him for.... this is someone you met on a dating site, not some lifelong friend, why would you be bothering at all with even knowing the guy?? I think what everyone is questioning is you're saying you ended the relationship but you appear to be still in some kind of one... call it a disagreement about the definition of ended, fini', over, done, dead fishy in the water...

wingsonmyfeet

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6 month relationship Posted: 11/11/2009 9:38:18 AM
First, you seem to feel you are in a relationship that you want to go somewhere, most of us wouldn't exactly call that nothing, even if it just remaines what it is. Even for most "not wounded" fishies six months is moving pretty fast to know if you're onto marraige potential. Most likely you will put any future with him in jeparody if you back him against the wall for an answer if you are going to get married

wingsonmyfeet

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In love with my best friend, but she's got a boyfriend Posted: 11/10/2009 9:00:23 AM
She feels Guilty for cheating on her married boyfriend???? You should consider finding a new adress and best friend

wingsonmyfeet

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how long is long enough to wait for sex? Posted: 11/8/2009 9:29:52 PM
If the connection is there, then there is no such thing as too soon, but if both don't feel something more than just horny, then even if you hold out till doomsday it won't matter

wingsonmyfeet

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superficial salutations Posted: 11/8/2009 8:17:21 PM
we sincerely and honestly want that and we'll say almost anything to get it?

wingsonmyfeet

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Fort Hood shooting - What are the questions? What are the answers? Posted: 11/8/2009 6:02:48 PM
The government is mostly very contientious about wording of statements for effect. One strange thing i noticed and wondered what effect they had in mind in publishing the calibers of the weapons used in the shooting is why would they use the US measurement for one gun, the .357 inch magnum, but switch to metric to name probably the most common caliber, a .22 inch lr and call it in an official press conference as a 5.7 millimetre? Did they feel some need to make a .22 sound somehow more exotic ? VVVV guess i'm just not up on my modern ammo rounds and exotic weaponry, well, i'm going out and play with my trebuche'

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Shaving or trimming your privates at our age? Posted: 11/4/2009 6:49:53 PM
I used to use the weedwacker, it had one of those curved shafts that mowed right around the huge beer gut, but it was one of thos multi function ones and i left the chainsaw attachment on one day after trimming trees and so i've changed and now use the electric hedge trimmers, but those leave some of that awful stubble no one likes

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Why some men never want marry? Posted: 11/4/2009 6:25:31 PM
quoting whoever[ When you're younger, perhaps the urge to reproduce dominates your desires, however subconsciously. That's rather normal!] I conciously was anti kid, so I guess that makes me Abby Normal. What hump? Look at it from my angle, you find the woman you are madly in love with and go ahead and just try and convince her to decide Not to have kids

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Buying his ex-girlfriend a car? Posted: 11/1/2009 6:42:36 PM
WD40 takes stubborn stains and ink marks off skin i rarely say next... but... Next!!!

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Odd man friend behavior Posted: 10/31/2009 5:27:53 PM
hmmm... as I sit watching Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde while I ponder these strange occurences

wingsonmyfeet

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Sitting solo on a scary Saturday (Halloween) Posted: 10/31/2009 11:14:44 AM
halloween brings back some of the fondest memories of my childhood, costumes, running the neighborhood in the dark along with seemingly jillions of other kids banging on doors and yelling at the top of our lungs, and then there was the loot!! And then this happened http://www.statesman.com/services/content/news/stories/local/2009/10/31/1031halloween.html?cxtype=ynews_rss My hometown, people I knew personally I enjoy staying home manning the door with handfulls of treats to the survivors of halloween

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Let's take a walk in the woods Posted: 10/31/2009 9:46:04 AM
Strangely enough I had a woman ask me to go for a several hour hike in the woods for a first date...........hmmmmmmmmmmm

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Going over to his place..?? Posted: 10/30/2009 6:40:50 PM
quote[I guess what perplexes me is that I was clear on not diving into the sexytimes, and now it leaves me wondering... ] Remember, his little head doesn't have any ears

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Persistance can wear a girl down til she gives in - Does it work for guys? Posted: 10/30/2009 6:26:45 PM
Remember guys are just different from girls. If the guy is into you, he'll be easy to catch and easy to keep. Kinda into you, easy to catch not so easy to keep. Not into you at all, bad thing to get into, let's say you catch him at a weak moment, or drunk, and sleep with him, now what? He's obviously either in your group of friends, or you work with him, or some other thing where you had all this opprotunity to chase after him to begin with, and now forever he is going to be wishing for a time machine backwards, or invisibility for either you or him! He in all probability isn't going to fall in love with you, ohhh contrare, it's going to probably end badly. So why would you want to? Unless you just want wild swinging monkey sex for one nite.

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Letting the walls down Posted: 10/30/2009 5:28:09 PM
Too much intimacy. never heard of that.... with enough intimacy he wouldn't need any stupid sleeping pills I wonder if the problem is simply you are the dreaded rebound girl for him, you rarely win at that

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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COWARD ! - The Ignoring Game Posted: 10/29/2009 6:30:46 PM
I don't know, I find it all but impossible to ignore someone really cute sitting in my lap

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Complicated bad boy crush..any hope? Posted: 10/29/2009 2:04:18 PM
I had to read it twice Apparantely the only conclusion that keeps repeating it'self is they You have already officially appointed yourself engineer on the ho train so dress up appropriately for halloween and get to stoking his fire box and by the way, separated for years means still married

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Did He Actually Care? Posted: 10/29/2009 12:11:31 PM
You didn't do it for him, he didn't do it for you, neither of you had already found someone when you ended it, so both of you are looking, why get the idea you're looking for each other?

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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friend afraid of her age Posted: 10/29/2009 11:37:32 AM
If you notice, every option will end in failure according to her, as you say, she has already convinced herself about how everything is.....your friend has simply lost her self esteem. sounds like she has plenty going for her ..getting her self esteem back is as easy or as difficult as she wants to make it

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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How to end a FWB relationship that is soooo good Posted: 10/29/2009 10:47:26 AM
Well what usually happens is he will meet someone he thinks he wants to make babies with and you will at some point or other, sooner or later find out they have been dating for however long it's not the age difference, if someone who wants kids is dating someone who it ain't gonna happen with that person, exclusive or not, is looking for the one to make babies with. And the better the sex with you is, the more likely you are to learn he found her some time ago but didn't want to stop having wild sex with you, maybe after the honeymoon.... maybe keep you around for while she's preggers You're FWB, have already had the this is just for fun talk, he doesn't think he should have to worry about you becoming attached or getting your heart broken, he's supposed to be a toy, and so are you.

wingsonmyfeet

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Good on Paper..... Posted: 10/29/2009 9:10:55 AM
[Frau said: The face-to-face encounter is where the rubber meets the road; if there’s no MUTUAL attraction or connection AFTER you meet, he’ll never need a rubber, and you should hit the road to find your real match.] It couldn't have been put more eloquently than that!! Oh Frau

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Why do i get all the weird men?? Posted: 10/27/2009 5:18:49 PM
Oh come on, you haven't gotten ALL of them, so far you can only have gotten Part of them because I know for sure that I haven't messaged you yet

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Pumpkins!!! Posted: 10/26/2009 7:48:15 PM
vbxtc Sweet potato pie!! much better than pumpkin, but they look so funny out on the porch with candles in them

wingsonmyfeet

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eggs Posted: 10/26/2009 7:32:45 PM
just buy an egg poacher I have two, one was made in the 1950's and looks like a space ship and still makes three great poached eggs at a time

wingsonmyfeet

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is stalking considered a big problem here? Posted: 10/26/2009 3:11:09 PM
well, if you get blocked more than three times then you have to decide which manner of socially undesireable trash you've become

wingsonmyfeet

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more sex Posted: 10/26/2009 11:29:03 AM
sure it happens, just like women will stay with men who don't fulfill all of what they want but have some quality or some other thing or things the woman doesn't want to do without so she stays, but everyone has a limit and that's why there are divorces.

wingsonmyfeet

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Why do men with kids respond to my ad? Posted: 10/24/2009 8:42:09 AM
You have to admit, us over forty-ers are rare, over fifty-ers are almost just myths... No matter what you say you want or don't want on probably any dating site, you're going to get someone who wants to psycoanalize you, change your mind, or whine about it

wingsonmyfeet

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after initial hook up, who should call first? Posted: 10/21/2009 12:19:21 PM
Well, we're confused too, we didn't get enough info to be much else Did he answer your text? How much younger? High school? Were his friends laughing and picking on him when you and your friends were walking away? If he was a lot younger it may be advantagious to you to read the myriad of cougar threads on here for insight

wingsonmyfeet

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My Penguin Posted: 10/21/2009 8:34:00 AM
That's right, He hides the baby under his giant beer gut!! Mom spends her time swimming back and forth to beach resorts for more Coronas

wingsonmyfeet

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Brown eyed Men? Posted: 10/19/2009 4:14:14 PM
I think it's totally true!!! All us brown eyed people are absolutely Orible!! A fate worse than Death!!

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Forum personality impact on dating life Posted: 10/19/2009 10:00:23 AM
My profile and forum me are about the same as the other in person me, so that could be the explanation for ...Dating life? What's dating?

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Driving a U-Haul Posted: 10/19/2009 8:59:47 AM
Watch for Low Hanging Objects!! I know a couple of ex UPS drivers that thought they could go to Sonic in the UPS truck ...moving vans are taller than cars

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Man to be executed after jury consulted bible to decide fate Posted: 10/18/2009 6:28:13 PM
["Was the jury reflective of his 'peers'?"] No, I guess we should select jurors from murders in prison so we can be politically correct WTF over?

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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Frustrated.... Posted: 10/18/2009 5:37:04 PM
Can't be sure but everything so far is the exact thing african scammer want and do, to get your personal info, so now they have your name and phone # and that makes a lot more a lot easier, i wouldn't give more until i saw them in person for coffee, and don't delete the history just in case Especially beware if they make an emergency trip to africa and keep your purse and bank account snapped closed

wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008

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What do you think about a first date at the cemetery? Posted: 10/18/2009 4:27:44 PM
I did that first date at the cemetary!! OOps, there wasn't a tour it's amazing what goes on in the back of a chevy nomad in a cemetary after midnite tho But it wasn't my idea!! It comes with the territory when she's a funeral home director

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