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~luvUlongtime~

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Msg: 8 (view)

All for Love Posted: 11/23/2009 8:40:59 PM
PosterGirl... I see now why you've chosen the name 'PosterGirl'. You're actually 'The 2009 Plenty of Fish Poster Girl'! A beacon of love and light in a harsh and lonely world... someone we look up to... our battle weary eyes brimming with hope... our cynical hearts softened just a little by the example you show us. Not that I believe you're real. Go on... spill the beans, woman. You're a PoF plant... hired by Markus to trick us suckers into sticking around here long enough to raise advertising revenue. Yes, I'm on to you! Might as well fess up right now. Or, OMG! I just realised you're probably not even a real person! Probably a cyber invention. I'd advice everyone here not to fall for this blatantly cynical charade. Just give up... it's never gonna happen, ok?

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The love equation Posted: 11/18/2009 8:45:51 PM
It makes you wonder how much better the world could be if women actually liked, trusted and respected each other I don't like, trust or respect anyone. Gender has very little to do with it.

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the aussie POF forum Posted: 11/17/2009 4:35:29 AM
how yall r down under? Sorry, I don't speak foreign. Are you meaning to ask, how we all are down under? Well, it happened like this... You see, if you look at a regular globe of the world, Australia is located quite far South. Like, at the bottom of the map. Hence, we are 'down under' the rest of the countries. Of course, the idea of a 'top and bottom' to our world is only the way we humans make sense of the fact that we are really just bobbing about in Space, and depending on which way you look at the world, from what aspect or from what position in Space one happens to imagine oneself in, we all could be said to be on the top, side or bottom of the globe at any point in time. I hope that clears things up for you. I know they don't teach stuff like this where you come from.

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Freddo Frogs Posted: 11/17/2009 12:55:32 AM
^^^ My mouth is certainly watering. I'm gonna have to go out and steal a Freddo Frog myself pretty soon. I say we should all go out and steal Freddo Frogs. Shopkeepers factor shoplifting into their prices, so if we don't shoplift it's like they're getting money for nothing.

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The love equation Posted: 11/12/2009 11:10:27 PM
I think that LULT covered the difference between the feeling of in-love-ness and lust on the poetry as foreplay thread I did? Must have been one of those sapient episodes I keep having. we have finally meet someone with whom we might like to spend a delightful Sunday afternoon attempting to close the circle of life, out on the patio. Out on the patio? I don't think that's appropriate behaviour. I'm sure the neighbours would complain.

~luvUlongtime~

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Why do we post on Plenty of Fish? Posted: 11/12/2009 9:44:27 PM
I am a extraverted intravert, a hermit with social tendencies. What a perfect description! I totally relate! And LULT...... For forever holding on to that dream that I am some kind of toy boy slut (one day sweetie, I will find that motel room, and we will be together for one night of toy boy slutness) Yes, we will. It might help if you borrow the map I gave Scholar, with directions clearly marked out in red texta. You may well ask "How does LULT come to conclude that I am a slut?" Easy! It's only coz it takes one to know one... Basically, in answer to the OP, I like posting on PoF because it's fun to harass Nick.

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The love equation Posted: 11/7/2009 1:31:58 AM
^^^ Let's not call it superior then. Let's just say that you're not a brainless bint, gormlessly stumbling through a largely unexamined life... like a vast majority of people seem to be. Although you are, of course, a slut. And smart enough not to call yourself superior, because the smartest people are the most aware of the magnitude and scope of all that they don't know or understand. The larger the intellect, the higher the awareness that one can indeed amass absolutely huge amounts of knowledge, and yet still know almost nothing in comparison with all there is to know. In this case, one is often humbled by just how un-superior one really is. That is why people who are 'up themselves' come across as so dumb. God, I really need a cup of tea now. Warning: Today's LULT posts are brought to you by PMT Inc. - a subsidiary of Fukkin Hormonal B!tches International Pty Ltd.

~luvUlongtime~

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The love equation Posted: 11/7/2009 1:10:55 AM
perhaps my theory does not apply to all aspects of love as such, but more the attitude to which a surprising number of people seem to approach it. Why didn't you say?!! You're talking about the way that the peasants (oops, I mean 'normal' people) go about this thing they call love? Absolutely! Equations all the way! And yes, it is surprising the sheer numbers of them living around us, shaping and defining our culture and attitudes. Simple folk have simple needs and 1+1 = 2 is as complex as the sum needs to be for them. You're applying your superior intellect to working out complex theoretical models to explain why they meet, fall in what they call 'love' and procreate? Hells bells, Nick! Just be grateful you're not one of them!

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The love equation Posted: 11/6/2009 11:10:16 PM
^^^ See? most people aren't past the drawing with crayons stage... If I had an ounce of compassion I'd say... Thanks Scholar! I appreciate your kind words. But I don't.

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The love equation Posted: 11/6/2009 10:38:33 PM
There is a reason why young males are not supposed to give much thought these things; it is just so painful to watch them flap around. The flapping around is all a part of the OP's fixation with flying, you see. He's just trying to launch himself... to spread his wings and take off. It works better with aeroplanes though. At this rate he'll be flapping for fookin ages before he gets off the ground... God, I could be dead before it happens. I'm too old to stand around watching the painful display. I'm off for a cup of tea then. But good luck, OP! Look, love is like university level stuff and most people aren't past the drawing with crayons stage... regardless of their age. I have every faith in you and I'm sure you'll graduate with honours one day.

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The love equation Posted: 11/6/2009 6:50:51 PM
And at the end of the day, love becomes a matter of how much it costs to feel the way you do about someone, and whether the product is worth the investment. Which makes it a calculation. Is this how you really feel? Is this how people really relate? I'm beginning to agree now... love is all about calculation and cost analysis. Having a good investment portfolio and hoping for a good return. The higher the risk the greater the return is how it usually works? Like, if too much risk is taken, and one's investments are not balanced with a base of low risk/low return/safe strategies, one may end up bankrupt? It's all too much for me. That's why I keep my heart under my mattress... with a baseball bat, should any fool get funny ideas and think he's got a shot at stealing it.

~luvUlongtime~

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ZERO% alcohol for all drivers.... how would that effect your social life? Posted: 11/6/2009 7:12:04 AM
Mouthwash? Who needs that when the blue water in the toilet does as good a job and is heaps cheaper? Damn right! And, by the way, looking hot in your new pic there, myforumsite! You'll be beating the guys off with a stick hey? I beat them off with sticks too. And occasionally baseball bats, shovels, crowbars... and I've just purchased my very first taser! Basically, I agree with soulmate... Time to start dating a designater driver.. Or, I'll just drink more when I'm out so that I'm so rat-faced that I'll go home with anyone who'll have me. Then I'll participate in a slobbering drunken fuk, pass out, wake up, puke in their toilet (if they are lucky), go back to bed to see who I've done, face the horror of my inebriated choice, retrieve whatever items of my clothing I can find off the floor, lampshade and ceiling fan... and then slink out the door to take the long walk of shame back to my car. Coz by then I'd be sober, right? Zero%. And safety is of paramount importance to me.

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Is the government making people lazy? Posted: 11/5/2009 6:37:06 PM
It's a bit of an arrogant, to my mind arrogant anyhow, assumption that people just 'sit on their asses' with their 'handouts'! Governments are Governments and people are people, and sometimes in life there is a 'one up ' and 'one down' situation that happens and suddenly there you are dependent on a Government for existence. Life might seem peachy poo right now, but I can tell somehow that you have leanings towards the school of "nothing will ever rock my world". As someone else said, it has in fact been said for centuries "You Never Know"!!!!! Surely you don't wish ill health and bad fortune to fall upon the most arrogant of peachy poos in society? Isn't living with being themselves enough of a punishment? Yes, smugness is such an unfortunate quality. When it rears it's ugly head on threads like this one, at least one knows who to avoid dating here. But all opinions are valid. And the consolation for those who are chomping at the bit to throw stones at every welfare recipient, without taking into account pesky things like complex and legitimate reasons that the majority of them exist, is that they get to have their say at election time! Their 'right'eous views may fit well with political parties such as One Notion, as led by Pauline Hansen (affectionately known in some circles as Hitler.au). Although, I'm out of touch with the current political situation in Oz... does One Notion still exist? Or did the good tax paying citizens that ran it end up in jail? Oh well, I guess one can always vote for the Christian Right parties... there are a few of them around aren't there?

~luvulongtime~

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The love equation Posted: 11/4/2009 9:18:33 PM
Obviously LULT=dreamgirl is a given. No account for distance and/or time required to cover any distance should be included. What you have failed to take into account is that LULT only equals Dreamgirl because of the immense distance/time she is from Scholar's left O. Applying Einstein's 'theory of relativity' is helpful in all love equations.

~luvulongtime~

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Why do we post on Plenty of Fish? Posted: 11/4/2009 4:11:33 AM
even though the term homo sapiens means man? Yeah, weird huh? I always thought that 'homo sapiens' translated as 'poofters that ooze' and it never made sense at all! Now, of course, I know that it means poofters that think! Phew. It still doesn't make sense, but it sounds so much more wholesome. Of course there's also homo sapiens sapiens, which kinda means 'doubly wise poofters'. Where will it end? 'Wise poofters cubed'? You see why we need to have these kind of forum discussions, OP? It's a kind of spreading of wisdom that we do here. But without poofters.

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Why do we post on Plenty of Fish? Posted: 11/4/2009 2:57:01 AM
So come on you sad fukcs with no lives.............. Go and get one Since that comment was obviously addressed to me personally, I'm deliberately not going to get a life, just to spite you. I post on here because I am sapient, as has been noted in another thread. Much to my relief, I recently found out 'sapient' does not mean something that leaks, or that I ooze, which is the original mental image that word conjured up for me.

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The love equation Posted: 11/3/2009 9:31:03 PM
^^^ I wish I'd attended school past grade 6, coz then I might know what the hell you guys are on about. Just give me the bottom line here.. should I stick to living with cats forever, or just give up and get ducks?

~luvulongtime~

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If you never had kids, how do you cope with a partner who does? Posted: 11/3/2009 1:04:22 AM
Adoption works better in my opinion..... Hmmm, I see your point. But really, come to think of it, adoption is not the best option either. I believe the little blighters have certain rights even then. How bout the white slave trade?

~luvulongtime~

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If you never had kids, how do you cope with a partner who does? Posted: 11/2/2009 5:21:44 PM
^^^ Crikey! That's a lot of threads on the 'partners with kids' problem! I'll answer this thread though, because it's the one in front of me. Now, the only possible solution when involved with someone who has kids at home is send the little sweethearts away to boarding school. Somewhere far, far away. Preferably in another country. Since I've sorted out the problem for everyone who is encountering this dreadful situation we need not discuss it any longer. My wise (and sapient) advice is the definitive and final word on the subject. Now, let's have no more threads about it, ok?

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Visiting Perth from UK Posted: 11/1/2009 8:26:20 PM
You've gotta wonder how much the OP's company respects him as an employee to have sent him to Perth? He's either drawn the short straw, or our Jimmy's the youngest in the company and everyone back home is snickering behind his back over how gullible he is to have allowed himself to be sent to this side of the country.

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Capital letters Posted: 11/1/2009 1:08:51 AM
u shld just accept it. dont worry bout it coz it is un australian to give a sh1t. would warnie worry bout such things while sex texting his latest catch of the day whose name may or may not be sheryl or beryl. i think not.

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Visiting Perth from UK Posted: 11/1/2009 1:02:01 AM
but never heard that before Ah... so naive, so sweet, so vulnerable... such easy pickins.

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Visiting Perth from UK Posted: 10/31/2009 5:25:55 PM
My job has landed me in perth for a few weeks First of all, my commiserations on this unfortunate turn of events. If you'd landed yourself in Brisbane I could have pointed you in the direction of a couple of ravenous, hot to trot cougars I know there that'd put out for just about anyone. The intimate encounter thing on your profile Intimate encounter thing hey? Those are the kind of words that really catch my eye... and pique my interest! So, hey baby! Are you free tonight, OP? Around midnight? There's this motel I know. Meet you in the carpark?

~luvulongtime~

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men...how do we figure them out. Posted: 10/30/2009 11:30:18 PM
^^^ Best not get involved with women then. They really mess with your head, or so I've heard.

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men...how do we figure them out. Posted: 10/30/2009 11:05:11 PM
Thank fukc theres always more than one question There is? There are men with multi-faceted personalities and depth of character? No wuckin' fay! I didn't get the memo! Anyway, why can't people be simple, one dimensional, one-questioned charactatures and make life that much easier. Sheesh!

~luvulongtime~

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Do women ever play mind games , lie and waste mens time ? Posted: 10/30/2009 7:41:29 PM
^^^ Don't you think you may be being just a tad harsh on the poster of message #84. I had a look at his profile and think he's too good looking to just go around being mean to him with no legitimate cause. The attractive are sometimes a little sensitive, you know. Spare a thought, woman! Also, one of his pics makes me think that he may have Mafia connections... best be nice, I reckon.

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men...how do we figure them out. Posted: 10/30/2009 1:45:56 PM
See, you already know we are simple creatures. The world is full of simple creatures of both genders. I am interested in neither. But don't mind me, coz there's plenty of men and women that'll drink and fuk with wild and gormless abandon, and while they are about it they'll reproduce the next generation so as they can perpetuate the simplicity, for ever more. It's all a wondrous miracle that is 'The Circle of Stupid'. I think there's a song by Elton John that pays homage to it? And, is it just me, or did the whole of post 33 come off as a disturbingly revelatory account of just how dire some male attitudes can be? It's depressing enough to make one want to take up trout fishing... or buy a gun.

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men...how do we figure them out. Posted: 10/30/2009 3:26:25 AM
gals just need to ask the right question..... Oooo oooooo ooooooh! sticks hand up in the air Pick me pick me... I know this one! Is the question, "Wanna root?"

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Love Letters Posted: 10/30/2009 3:18:38 AM
^^^ Oh boy. At least it's not another emailed photo of his willy this time... Edit: Just received a message requesting the word 'impressive' be added to this post

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men...how do we figure them out. Posted: 10/29/2009 10:51:03 PM
is the wedding dress on layby yet?? I always wear my wedding dress to first face to face meetings with anyone I date from the internet. It ensures that they sense my commitment to our relationship from the outset.

~luvulongtime~

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men...how do we figure them out. Posted: 10/29/2009 10:29:52 PM
^^^ Don't worry about Vanaheim, he goes a little 'off' when he's not been laid for a while. We all do our best to ignore him when he starts humping every thread. he hasn’t given the issue any particular thought at all. That's probably true, OP. Naamah's approach is the only way to deal with such wishy-washy types of men. Good luck!

~luvulongtime~

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Harry & The Impersonators Posted: 10/29/2009 10:01:10 PM
Well I, for one, am going to stop eating lamingtons immediately coz they represent black people with dandruff. And Polywaffles... black man with acne, I believe? That kind of racism is disgusting! Well actually it's quite tasty...mmmmm... but totally inappropriate! I refuse to take part in spreading such chocolate covered insults and will only stick to eating violet crumbles from now on, coz I don't think I've thought of anything insulting in relation to them... yet.

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Strangers on the net, exchanging details Posted: 10/29/2009 9:14:16 AM
^^^ It does help. Thanks! You have validated what I felt about my situation with your empathetic and objective appraisal. Who needs toes anyway, huh? Especially ones that look like this: <<<< At least, I think that is a toe?

~luvulongtime~

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Strangers on the net, exchanging details Posted: 10/29/2009 8:38:18 AM
^^^ Thanks Doc. See how helpful this forum is? So, like, it's on my big toe. I think it's gangrene. But other forum members might know better... keep that advice coming, folks!

~luvulongtime~

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Send Quick Message Posted: 10/29/2009 8:24:45 AM
'Quick reply' may encourage women who get many messages a day to send off a message when they may not have otherwise bothered, thereby reducing the number of threads started complaining about being 'read/deleted'? Personally, I prefer to reply the old-fashioned way, with the use of a handy list of emoticoms at my convenient disposal. How else can I get across the point that "one look at your pic made me feel like and your profile drove me to "? And quite frankly, my enormous wit is enhanced by the use of to show just how goddam hilarious I am. See?

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Strangers on the net, exchanging details Posted: 10/29/2009 7:39:42 AM
I take it from reading many of the replies to this thread, and from discerning the OP's personal opinion, that it would be a foolish move to start a new thread about this rash I have that I've just noticed has flared up? I thought that maybe forum members could work out what's going on down there...

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The love equation Posted: 10/27/2009 5:44:00 AM
I HAVE actually been in love before Oh you have, have you? Nudge nudge wink wink. Know what I mean? In love? Nudge nudge. Say no more! Um... so what's it like?

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poetry as foreplay Posted: 10/27/2009 2:09:33 AM
I thought this thread was about foreplay poems that lead to erotic encounters? Or is it about love-struck suicidal maniacs? I always get those two genres mixed up.

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poetry as foreplay Posted: 10/27/2009 1:02:12 AM
^^^ Well, to be honest I was simply hoping to relieve population pressure on the Earth's resources by depressing everyone into a mass PoF suicide. All that poetry causing people to procreate isn't helping the planet any, you know?

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poetry as foreplay Posted: 10/26/2009 11:51:28 PM
It's interesting you see it that way... My interpretation of your words - and I really mean it when I say that I thought what you wrote was beautiful - was that you wrote about the truth of experience for some types of men. A sad experience, and one that reminded me of a type of man I know a bit about, but purely from distant observation... meaning I'm probably talking sh1t, but whoever let that stop anyone posting on here hey? So, there's a type of man I've noticed, that doesn't seem able to move on or gain insight into his responsibility for his own personal drama, with the coveted role of 'lost love' played by an ex and the misery of not letting her go all a part of the melodrama. I live in a town of the blokeist blokey blokes you can imagine. The types that work hard, fly in/fly out, work long shifts at the mines, many of them working hard (well, mostly they sit in air-conditioned trucks and push buttons, but it's for long hours so...) and all for the wife and kids. The ones that are sometimes left wondering what they did wrong when their wives no longer want to be with them. And lots of single men... lost and lonely souls they seem to me, although perhaps too thick to realise it (IQs don't always reach double digits around here). Here we have the types that love footy, beer, hunting, fishing and spending time with mates at the pub. The types that reckon women are only good for a root (mind you, some of the women are as rough as guts around here and maybe they are only good for a root?). The types, like my neighbour, that fights with his girlfriend and plays the most gut-wrenchingly nauseating "Oh why did you leave me baby" country and western music at full volume as he cries into his beer after she leaves, FFS. Now, heaven forbid I put down the sport of kings, ie. fishing, coz god knows there is much spiritual enlightenment to be found when killing helpless creatures, not to mention that consuming copious amounts of beer ultimately leads to enrichment of the soul and a connection with what Buddhists call the 'selfhood'. No, I'm all for self expression and therefore types that will happily spend their lives drinking with their mates, rooting whatever sheila they can pick up at the pub, enjoying their nightly porn, catching those big trout on weekends and generally being blokey blokes in every way imaginable are A-OK with me! Until they don't turn up to the pub one night coz they put a bullet in their heads. God knows why? No one knew they were upset. No one knew they were bewildered that the wife left them. No one knew they didn't know how to cope, or how to move on. Not one drinking buddy knew. The lack of personal responsibility for their pathetic lives extends to the taking of their life at their own hands. Funnily enough, the heart-wrenching care for the 'love of their lives that they can't forget', and/or their kids, seem to come a fairly distant second when they pull the trigger. Sorry, but your words stirred those thoughts in me and I apologise for 'getting it wrong'. Funny how poetic words can evoke different echoes of thought and feeling for different people. Obviously, living in a town of grunting Aussie manny men has done my head in. Thank fuk there are more than one type of male in the world, or I'd be the one shooting myself in the head (actually, no I wouldn't... coz as a homicide detective mate of mine once told me, male suicides almost always go out with an inconsiderate, messy and stomach churningly bloody exit whereas women are more likely to think about the poor bugger that may find them and will often try to make it as unpleasant a discovery as possible in the circumstances. Geez, even in suicide some men don't care who has to do the housework... and bloodstains are a bugger to get out apparently, and bits of brain on the wall require heaps of elbow grease). So anyway, now that I've cheered everyone up, let's talk about love... ...and Ive got no intention of falling in love with a guy.. still in love with his ex.. I have no qualms about falling in love with someone that loves another. Because the likelihood of me going around falling in love with just anyone who happens to be hanging around at the time is remote, to say the least. Not every Tom, D1ck or Harry 'floats my boat' in ways that would involve my extremely cautious heart. I don't fall in love easily or often, actually almost never, but if it does happen then too bad, that's my problem. In fact, love is going to be a rare enough experience for me that I might selfishly enjoy the unique experience of loving a rare individual for who they are, with no expectation of personal gain, or even with the object of my affection never even knowing how I feel. In the unlikely event that 'love' happens, I'm not going to control it like it's a tap you can turn on and off. However, I don't believe I have to inflict my falling in love-ness upon anyone and being in love does not entitle me to anything whatsoever. Why people think love means they have to 'get' something for it, is beyond me. How hard is it to love someone enough to wish them happiness without it being about ego and self? To love them enough to understand why they love who they do? To respect them enough to allow them the right to choose to love who they do? Luckily for me, I won't ever have to resort to crying into my beer coz they are 'the one that got away'. It's just too darn pathetic for a start, and for a mere member of the fairer and weaker sex I'm tough enough to suck it up and get on with things - without resorting to trout fishing and bullshit misogyny about women being walking vaginas and only worth a root. Sometimes - assuming honesty from both parties - a dose of hot and sweaty True Love is just the ticket for dragging someone into the present. There's always that possibility! And the present is often more of an aphrodisiac than the past. Honestly, someone should write a poem about it and then we'd all be in the mood for sex again! That is, if there are any survivors that haven't shot themselves after reading my post.

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The love equation Posted: 10/26/2009 11:38:43 PM
I have really struggled to come up with something characteristically obnoxious in reply to the OP's post. The fact that the OP is 20 years old is usually quite enough to set me off, coz honestly, what is the point of young people? How annoying they are with their youth, good looks and life ahead of them... it's enough to make one quite grumpy. My difficulties here are compounded by the OP's distinct lack of inanity and his ability to be insightful and intelligent. That's just plain inconsiderate. So... Which raises the question, is it actually love? Or is it finding a means to service our desires and the resultant answer is justified as love? What you describe is not love... it's just working out who's more likely to be a good root. The kind of mental calculations a slut, even a well intentioned one, would make. When one finds elusive and rare 'true love' the calculations disappear and become rather moot. One will then perhaps be unable to find reasons for the grass to appear greener elsewhere. In the meanwhile, one might as well settle for the benefits of slutdom, coz that love thing might not ever happen, you know? Love doesn't grow on trees, like you fast-paced, instant grat youngins think everything else does.

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poetry as foreplay Posted: 10/26/2009 12:08:51 AM
^^^ That is beautiful. It's true too. Men are much bigger sooks than we give them credit for! I wonder how many tough arsed blokey-blokes will go off and top themselves after reading that?

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Hey... I'm new on here... Posted: 10/25/2009 9:41:39 PM
If you want your profile rated you need to post in the 'Profile Review' forum, here: http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingForum94.aspx Fortunately, you are fairly good looking which means I've merely politely informed you where you should take your question. All the others just get told to shove off out of this forum coz they're in the wrong place.

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Msg: 40 (view)

what does he want??? Posted: 10/25/2009 9:19:24 PM
You're welcome! Now what was the topic here again? Oh yeah, cabbage wasn't it?

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what does he want??? Posted: 10/25/2009 9:10:58 PM
Here's some help for you Princess! Just click here: http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts469064.aspx Going off topic is perfectly acceptable behaviour in your case, as exceptions must always be made for Royalty.

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What are your thoughts on friendship? Posted: 10/25/2009 4:52:45 AM
Has anyone noticed that the OP hasn't been back to his thread? I hope it's because he's taken my advice and left the country under an assumed identity. Of course, it's more likely that his 'friend' has finished him off, just as Oh My suspected she would.

~luvulongtime~

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Msg: 22 (view)

what does he want??? Posted: 10/24/2009 8:06:35 PM
I once had those ridiculous 'going back to my ex' thoughts too, but then a wise Hungarian friend told me, "In my country we have a saying: the only thing that's good reheated is cabbage". And she is right, bless her little Jewish cotton socks.

~luvulongtime~

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poetry as foreplay Posted: 10/24/2009 1:01:49 PM
I was sent these by email. Apparently they are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two line rhyme - on the condition that they start with a romantic line and end with... well, you'll see. 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. I wonder if any budding PoF poets can top these entries?

~luvulongtime~

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Msg: 22 (view)

Baby Town Posted: 10/24/2009 12:35:16 PM
^^^ The baby bonus came out shortly after I gave birth to my son too. I did try sticking him under my jumper and dropping his toddler body out on the Centrelink office floor so I could claim the funds. Alas, they didn't fall for it, in my case, but you could try it with your 20+ year olds, myforumsite? Make sure they are naked, coz I reckon that's where I went wrong. Good luck! Psssst!...LULT...I'm not sure,but I think Aussiebloke might have been hinting at the irony of the op's observation and conclusion given that it started as a counting game she was playing with her..son?? Ah, now me gets it. Oh, the irony! Thanks.

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what does he want??? Posted: 10/23/2009 10:33:26 PM
OP, your man friend is the kind that is just begging for a broken collarbone. The time he needs to heal is just what he requires right now to sort out his confused emotions. I would suggest to him that, during his convalescence, he start a thread right here. If he posts his innermost thoughts and relationship conundrums he's bound to receive great advice which will lead to personal clarity and insight. We're all here to help.

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