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 Author Thread: New, specific question about squirting
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 72 (view)
 
New, specific question about squirting
Posted: 7/21/2009 1:00:59 AM

I know for sure it is such an ego trip for the guy who makes a woman squirt ....its like ...mission accomplished


First time it happened for me, I was like, "yes!!!!"

Second time, I was like, "yes!!!!"

Third time, I was like, "yes!!!!"

Seventieth time.....well, I think you get the picture, lol. The feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment NEVER gets old.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 99 (view)
 
Single Guys With No Kids Suck!!!
Posted: 7/21/2009 12:18:14 AM


Men with or without kids, though seem to have a hard time accepting what they call "another man's baby"


You know why we call them "another man's baby", because....
they
are
ANOTHER MAN'S BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not mine...

To you, it's a part of you... it's a shared genetic bond born of shared blood and 9 months in your womb.... it was for the most part conceived in a moment of love making or just wild sweaty orgasmic sex with your man...the man that for the most part you were in love with... a relationship, perhaps a husband.... it's grown inside you...you gave birth to it... gave it life... it's suckled at your breast.... you've fed it, changed it... nurtured it... watched it open it's eyes for the first time... watched the first signs of recognition, it's first smile... dressed it... shown it off proudly to your friends and family... photographed it... watched it take it's first steps... etc... etc... etc...

To me... it's a complete stranger.... end of story....


If the mother is a woman in whom you express a romantic interest, only someone completely lacking in class would speak or even think about her child in such a way.

Get to know that child so that he/she is not a stranger. Treat them with respect. Be their friend. Be their mentor, maybe. Be a stable adult influence for them. Share in the next important moments of their lives. Most importantly, treat them like they're an important extension of the woman who gave birth to them. They're nothing less than that.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 188 (view)
 
Why are single moms so open to having additional children by another man?
Posted: 7/18/2009 2:46:35 AM
In my blended family, when I was growing up, "half" as in half-sibling was one of the dirtiest four-letter words I could ever have imagined.

I have eight older siblings, six of whom share the same biological mother with me, two of whom share the same biological father with me.

None of them are, were or ever will be "half" anythings to me.

It was drilled into my head from Day 1, and I'm eternally thankful for it, that they were my brothers and sisters, and I was their brother. That's it. No "half" sh1t was ever spoken in our home, nor would it have ever been tolerated. And guess what? We're all better people for it - and I love each and every one of my siblings with the "whole" of my heart.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 100 (view)
 
Do you respond to people from other countries when they Send you messages?
Posted: 7/18/2009 2:27:19 AM
I would probably respond if it seemed legitimate. This is actually a really interesting topic for me because I live in Canada but I'm a dual citizen (and I carry a U.S. passport), and I would have no problem at all meeting and getting to know a nice American girl.

I think I should actually put it on my profile that I have dual citizenship.....maybe a woman who looks at me might not necessarily be put off by my location if she senses there could be something there. What could it hurt?
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 135 (view)
 
Do you remember your first kiss?
Posted: 7/18/2009 1:59:58 AM
This is an awesome thread, some really, really cool stories! I especially liked Luke's story that actually got captured in a picture.....the aftermath, anyway, hahaha!

Okay, I got kissed on the cheek a couple of times when I was about five or so, but I don't count those since I wasn't doing the kissing and the ones I got weren't on the lips. The first kiss happened the summer I was 13, just getting ready to start high school. And I had a huge crush on a friend's sister.....her name was Jackie.

Jackie knew I liked her. Hell, I think the whole neighbourhood knew.....our little circle of friends all knew, that is - subtlety has never been a particular strong point of mine! Anyway, we used to swim in a river that ran behind our neighbourhood. And one day while we were all there at the river, it was decided we would play kissing tag. I think I was both super excited and deathly terrified at the same time, because I knew that today was the day that I would get my first kiss, and it would be with Jackie.

The rule was "no kissbacks," meaning you couldn't kiss the person that had kissed you. Sure enough, not too long into the game, Jackie got kissed and I, the not-subtle little horndog that I was - was? lol - made sure I was the closest guy to her when she became "it." Well, she turned to me and started to wade toward me, and I stood there and waited for her. You were supposed to make a token attempt to get away, and one of the other girls made a comment about that, but there was no way I was gonna take the chance that she'd go for another guy instead. Nooooo way.

So she got to me, put her arms around me and kissed me. I was ready for it, and I kissed back. It wasn't like Bobby Brady seeing fireworks after Melissa Sue Anderson got him, but it was nice.....so nice that I'm sitting here with a warm smile as I recall it, all these years later. But back then I didn't have time to dwell on it. Nope. Jackie kissing me made me "it." Which meant that kiss number 2 - with a completely different girl - was mere seconds away!!!

Ah, that was a very nice summer..........1983.

Thanks to everyone for sharing their memories and for allowing me to share mine!!
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Women VS Men separated status
Posted: 7/18/2009 12:19:55 AM
I guess it all boils down to personal preference. If a woman doesn't want to date me because I'm separated but not divorced, that's up to her.

I've been separated for more than two years, but getting a divorce, simply put, just hasn't been a priority. I'm not holding onto anything. I'm not getting back together with my ex-wife (okay, she's technically not my ex-wife, but you know what I mean) and there is no residual baggage to be resolved, ie. custody, division of assets. My ex is in a relationship with someone else and I sincerely wish her nothing but the best. I know she wishes the same for me. Our kids, by the way, are absolutely fine with the way things are (they even "friended" their mom's boyfriend on Facebook!).

I'm happy to answer questions about my "separated" status, but I'm not looking to bend someone's ear about it either. I've moved on and I'm looking toward the future, hopefully with a new partner at my side. I'd like to get married again if it's in the cards, in which case I will certainly clear the path for that to happen. Right now, though, it's not a priority. If a woman chooses not to pursue a relationship or even the possibility of a relationship with me over that, again, that's her choice and I respect that.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Music Downloading Program?
Posted: 7/17/2009 10:30:29 PM
Frostwire has been working fine for me. :)
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 244 (view)
 
My therory on big guys(no not talking about his*****)
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:49:44 AM
Wow......just, wow.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 553 (view)
 
Why are single men called shallow for not wanting to date single mother's?
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:43:30 AM
Anybody of either gender who doesn't want to date someone simply because that someone has a child or children.....that person obviously just isn't the right one.

It doesn't by itself make them a bad person or even shallow, they're just expressing a preference. Just as I, as a parent, express a preference (an insistence, really) to date a person who understands and accepts that I have children, whether they have children of their own or not.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 28 (view)
 
How many Women out here Love SEX?
Posted: 7/15/2009 5:06:20 PM

A man and a woman both claim to be extremely hungry.

The man runs into a restaurant and waves a waiter over.

The man: "Can I have a big cheese burger and a large fries?"

The waiter: "We only have chicken burger."

The man: "I'm so hungry, I'll take the chicken burger."

The waiter: "The bun isn't fresh. Is that OK?"

The man: "I'm so hungry, I'll take any bun."

The waiter: "We run out of fries. Is baked potato OK?"

The man: "I'm so hungry, I'll take any form of potato."

The waiter: "that'll be $50 for the order."

The man: "holy shit. $50 for a chicken burger! How far is the next restaurant."

The waiter: "5 minutes down the road. You can't miss it."

The man: "I'm so hungry. I can't wait another 5 minutes. Bring me the burger NOW."



The woman walks into a restaurant and waits until a waiter comes over.

The woman: "I'm so hungry. What do you have for dinner?"

The waiter: "We have everything. What do you feel like?"

The woman: "I'm so hungry. Do you have fish?"

The waiter: "Yes. It's delicious."

The woman: "I'm so hungry. Is the fish fresh caught today?"

The waiter: "No, it was caught yesterday and kept in the fish tank."

The woman: "Sorry, I can't have stale fish. I'm so hungry. Do you have chicken?"

The waiter: "yes, it's fresh."

The woman: "I'm so hungry. Is the chicken free range raised?"

The waiter: "no, it's raised organically in a cage."

The woman: "Sorry, I don't feel like chicken now. I'm so hungry. Can you bring a salad with fat free, sugar free, taste free dressing?"

The waiter: "excellent choice. All the ingredients freshly picked from our garden today."

The waiter brings the salad.

The woman: "I'm so hungry. What's this green stuff?"

The waiter: "It's fresh mint. It's only a decoration on top. if madam doesn't like it, I can pick it off easily."

The woman: "I'm so hungry. But I never tried mint before. What's nearest restaurant?"

The waiter: "The next restaurant is 2 hours away in a hidden valley that the locals have trouble finding it."

The woman: 'I'm so hungry. I'll try my luck."

The woman walks out of restaurant and claims she's hungry.


Okay, that's funny.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 75 (view)
 
is it me or is being a single father hard when it comes to dating?
Posted: 7/15/2009 4:48:38 PM
I'm sorry you had to deal with that. The way it is with me, if I'm on the phone with someone, that's my time with the person to whom I'm speaking, and if it isn't urgent, my kids can wait until I'm finished with my conversation.

I don't have guilt issues and I don't allow my children to manipulate me. They have had plenty of my undivided attention over the years, and they know and accept that sometimes Dad needs some time to be something other than a dad. I realize I'm very lucky in that sense......now if I only had more luck in the dating department itself!!
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 43 (view)
 
Would you date someone from the USA
Posted: 7/15/2009 4:36:14 PM
Yeah, that's not generalizing at all, is it??
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 44 (view)
 
Why does the sun make people more horny
Posted: 7/15/2009 4:47:08 AM
The sun makes people horny?

Hmmmm, oxygen is all I need.

 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Got custody yesterday!!!
Posted: 7/15/2009 12:33:22 AM
Congratulations, buzzper! And not just for prevailing, but for having the balls to stick with it when I'm sure you must have wondered if it was worth it. You're a credit to involved single dads everywhere, and that little girl is damned lucky to have you in her life. :)
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 2544 (view)
 
do men actually exist that date women with kids??
Posted: 7/15/2009 12:29:54 AM
Exactly. If you want to date someone who has kids, it is a package deal. And, if you have any brains, you cherish the opportunity (when it arises) to establish a relationship with your partner's children - after all, they are a part of that person that you love.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 73 (view)
 
is it me or is being a single father hard when it comes to dating?
Posted: 7/15/2009 12:17:54 AM
It doesn't need to be difficult to be a single dad who dates. My kids are mature enough to understand that, while I love being their dad and wouldn't trade it for anything, I want to be more than just a dad.

I also have a good enough relationship with my ex that a woman who wants to date me has no need to fear the so-called "baby momma drama" - it doesn't and won't exist. And if it ever did become an issue, I'd put a stop to it immediately.

I'm also not a fan of profiles that specify that "my kids will always come first" or something similar. I see no reason to communicate to a prospective partner that they're a second-class citizen. What I'd love to find, honestly, is a partner who would over time become just as important to me and to my life as my children already are.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 648 (view)
 
Any men over 35 seriously looking to get married?
Posted: 7/14/2009 11:04:53 PM

I would love to be in a long term reationship marriage itself is not a necessity


I feel the same......it's not an imperative, but I would get married again in a heartbeat if we both decided it's what we wanted to do.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 59 (view)
 
What can I do to make a man last longer
Posted: 7/14/2009 10:58:07 PM

If this guy, not man, guy is blaming you for him getting off to fast by whatever it is you are doing: talking, moving, etc., get rid of him. He is way too old to be having that kind of problem and still blaming the woman he is with. Move on...NEXT.


I'd agree with this.

I mean, a problem is a problem and it's all well and good to try to find a solution, but if the guy's being a jerk in relation to the problem, what's the point?
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 41 (view)
 
Would you date someone from the USA
Posted: 7/14/2009 10:44:16 PM
I would date someone from the states, but it would be somewhat easier for me as I'm a dual citizen. I just wish more women from the states would consider the possibility of dating someone outside the country they're in.

(I was gonna say "outside their own country," but hey - it's my country too!)
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 769 (view)
 
Do women mind single dads with kids
Posted: 7/6/2009 10:25:02 PM


Gives me the utter creeps.



Any woman with utters isn't a woman.. cows have utters... and other barn animals


Actually, cows have udders......I'm just saying.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 29 (view)
 
My ex's 18year old girlfriend is pregnant
Posted: 9/7/2008 2:14:03 PM
Is anyone else wondering if the pregnant teen in question is Sarah Palin's daughter? LOL

Yeah, I know, that one's only 17....I'm just being silly. :)
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Met, hit it off, she crushed me....
Posted: 9/7/2008 2:06:26 PM
He has every right to feel however he wants/needs to feel. We all heal from our hurts in different ways.
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 64 (view)
 
What is your favourite Beatles Album/Song???
Posted: 9/3/2008 10:39:57 AM
Favourite album - "Please Please Me," their first British album, recorded in only 9 hours and 45 minutes on February 11, 1963. John was quoted once as saying it was his favourite album simply because it was done in one day.

Favourite song - "Twist and Shout," the closing track on said album. John's voice was so ravaged because he'd been recording all day with a cold and a sore throat......he did the majority of the lead vocals that day....but they nailed it on the very first take. The only thing that comes close is their version of "Long Tall Sally," also recorded in one absolutely equally wild and beautiful take less than a year later.

But "She Loves You" is second to "Twist and Shout," which is my favourite song ever recorded by anyone. :)
 Jonathon1970
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 31 (view)
 
Trying to figure this guy out...
Posted: 9/3/2008 10:20:08 AM
How do you know it's not really Brett? Maybe he needs some time away from Deanna after all of the hullaboo he's recently created, uh, I mean "been through." LOL, j/k ;)
 
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