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shole

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Define DATING! Posted: 10/18/2005 1:57:13 AM
dating- the senseless crap a man has to go through to get into a girls pants

shole

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Men: Most Hurtful Thing Woman has said during Sex? Posted: 10/18/2005 1:48:32 AM
is it in yet? where is it? is that a wart or your penis? son, after that performance, i cannot justify a raise in your allowance. bahhhh!

shole

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Cuddling after sex Posted: 10/18/2005 1:24:30 AM
cuddling is for wimps. any guy who does needs to turn in his man card

shole

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Favorite celebs. that get you off Posted: 9/11/2005 12:43:26 AM
rosie odonnell ellen degeneres fergie

shole

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Lost confidence Posted: 9/11/2005 12:40:55 AM
find a girl that will put up with you, treat her like crap and dump her. that always makes me feel good

shole

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Have you ever been caught Masturbating? Posted: 9/11/2005 12:33:47 AM
my ex caught me spankin it while on the computer. i also got picking my nose while driving in las vegas

shole

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Would you date a friends sister/brother? Posted: 9/11/2005 12:28:12 AM
i lost my virginity to my best friends older sister. best night of my life

shole

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move to mexico? Posted: 9/7/2005 12:20:08 AM
there is a girl i met when i was in mexico in february. we hit it off well, but were only together 2 days. we have talked plenty on the phone and computer since then. i just started a new business that is affording me the chance to be mobile. i am contemplating moving there part time, but am not sure. it is a big deal to move to another country. i have not told her because i haven't made up my mind. she is a phenomenal girl and i think there is a good chance she is the one for me. what do you guys think about moving (at least part time) to another country for a girl? it isn't like moving from new york to LA so i am nervous about it.

shole

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KATRINA...SHOWING AMERICA'S RACISM? Posted: 9/7/2005 12:03:41 AM
just wondering if you guys think my sister is racist. she is a doctor living in florida. she was going to volunteer until this whole thing started to become about racism. she said if they were gonna turn it into race, she wasn't going. does that make her racist?

shole

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The Beautiful Mind Of Barbara Bush Posted: 9/6/2005 11:10:24 PM
yes, those damned conservatives should be more like celine dion who endorses the looting

shole

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KATRINA... Media Coverage Posted: 9/4/2005 1:22:53 PM
i am waiting for someone to call the hurricane itself racist. perhaps the horrible whities deliberately sent it to hold the blacks down. must everything bad be blamed on racism?

shole

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Question for the fellow guys Posted: 9/4/2005 1:09:29 PM
i agree. i don't know if i am rare, but i can pretty much cum when i want. so i prefer just to limit it to once because i think sex is best before you cum the first time. so i will just wait 45 minutes or so. however, if i am especially turned on, i will cum fast so i can start again and not have to control the urge.

shole

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Question for the fellow guys Posted: 9/4/2005 1:00:04 PM
aww, how cute. defend your man! i was just stating an opinion. i think he is a guy, that is all. i bet you 2 have had cyber sex, huh?

shole

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Question for the fellow guys Posted: 9/4/2005 12:27:22 PM
a girl saying that i saw this guy he was hot so we did drugs and ****ed all night is a slut pure and simple. maybe if it is one time, it would be ok, be she sites numerous examples. and this is why i think she is a guy. she just has TOO many stories. but you are right, i am sure nobody has ever lied about their gender in here. i hope you think that the next time you have cyber sex with a hot 23 year old girl/fat 45 year old man ps- she calls herself a slut often, so i guess i can call he/her one too. once again though, how many girls REALLY call themselves sluts? not many. another reason to think it is a guy

shole

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Question for the fellow guys Posted: 9/4/2005 12:19:01 PM
i am calling her a slut based on the numerous posts i have read from her over the months. what would you call a girl who always talks about ****ing every guy she meets? i call it a slut.

shole

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OH MY GOODNESS Posted: 9/4/2005 12:11:16 PM
well, i just hate when people think they know what is better for your kid than you do. if i had a kid, i would address sexual issues. i don't need some liberal teacher telling them that sex is ok, just be careful. let me take care of the kind of a person my kid becomes and let the school teach them math, biology, etc. no wonder americans are among the dumbest kids in the world. parents don't take time to teach them how to be good people and teachers don't teach them the basics, they spend all their time teaching personal agendas

shole

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Promiscuity and confidence Posted: 9/4/2005 12:05:45 PM
It's what's called a "play on words," sweetie. well, i might buy that if you used it in that way. instead, it seems like you were just confused and should have used conclusions.

shole

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Question for the fellow guys Posted: 9/4/2005 11:37:48 AM
no, i think it is someone else's pics. she is always very sexual when she talks. to me it just seems like he/she is trying to hard for attention. a lot of guys who like sexual talk, but can't get it by posting real pics will use a girl's pic and pretend to be a girl. they are not gay, they are just then taking the sex talk and putting themselves in the shoes of the guys they are talking to. mainly i think he/she is because i have never seen a girl that hot be such a total slut. trying too hard, like a said. usually it is the ugly girls that are the sluttiest.

shole

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Promiscuity and confidence Posted: 9/4/2005 11:29:08 AM
by praising the lord i mean that i yell "oh god, oh god! a lot."

shole

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Men: Do you think a women is a slut if she puts out on the second date? Posted: 9/4/2005 11:27:14 AM
if a girl did not put out on the first date, i would doubt i would go on a second date. probably just a waste of my time

shole

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Promiscuity and confidence Posted: 9/4/2005 11:12:57 AM
Is that addressed to me/my post? If so, HUH? Where the hell do you get I said that? People are too quick to jump to confusions here. And as far as my being promiscuous, well, the 70s/early 80s was a pretty wild time. I don't have any issues with regard to that. I don't "deflect blame" onto anyone. I couldn't care less what anyone thinks about me, and particularly with regard to my personal and private sex life. You sure as hell won't see me get on here talking about some of utter filth that you see some people do (and a surprising number of women, too). I do feel "to each his own," but I don't think you have to go out and advertise "slut for hire." I distinctly said in my previous post if you're going to blame one, then you should blame the other; if you're going to praise one, then praise the other. Take reading comprehension courses before you reply next time, ok? lol, reading comprehension? coming from someone who says people "jump to confusions?" lol. good one!

shole

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OH MY GOODNESS Posted: 9/4/2005 11:09:09 AM
offkilter, schols need to concentrate on math, english, etc. that is why half the kids can't locate america on a map because they are learning to put a condom on a cucumber. parents have a right to teach their kids about sex the way they want, not the way the school wants. if thet fail, it is their fault, but also their right. some people don't believe in birth control, pre-marital sex, etc. so having teachers teach about this oversteps their bounds.

shole

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OH MY GOODNESS Posted: 9/4/2005 8:56:30 AM
does it strike anybody else as weird that this guy turns everything into politics? i know i am strange, but like i said i think parents should be allowed to teach a kid about birth control, not some left wing nut like this guy who wants to push a political agenda on my kid

shole

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discharge Posted: 9/4/2005 8:42:42 AM
i think she is nasty.

shole

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Promiscuity and confidence Posted: 9/4/2005 8:22:16 AM
^^^^seems to me she is trying to make herself feel ok about her promiscuity by deflecting blame onto others. only promiscuous men lack self esteem? hmm.

shole

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Breast reduction!! Posted: 9/4/2005 3:14:59 AM
don't encourage them.

shole

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OH MY GOODNESS Posted: 9/4/2005 3:00:06 AM
well, if a girl can't get pregnant if she cums, then i will NEVER have a kid. i guess that explains why i am not a dad now

shole

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How to avoid Awkwardness After a One Night Stand???? Posted: 9/4/2005 2:57:59 AM
just tell her it was great, but she needs to get going because you have to watch seinfeld. then don't call her. that will help avoid awkwardness.

shole

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Any one at all got fantasy's that have come true? Posted: 9/4/2005 2:45:35 AM
so you want to screw a goat?

shole

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I would not xpect Posted: 9/4/2005 2:43:47 AM
i would do flanders if i had to choose. he seems kinky

shole

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Question for the fellow guys Posted: 9/4/2005 2:39:52 AM
i bet if she showed you the schlong she was packing, you would really be scared!

shole

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Breast reduction!! Posted: 9/4/2005 2:37:23 AM
breast reductions should be illegal and deemed not good for national morale

shole

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armpit hair Posted: 9/4/2005 2:33:39 AM
you are welcome!

shole

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This is weird, but anyone here into ENEMAS? Posted: 9/4/2005 2:30:27 AM
um, yes that is weird

shole

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Question for the fellow guys Posted: 9/4/2005 2:19:40 AM
i am familiar. that is why i think you are a guy. you post like a guy acting like a girl to get attention. OT- i did do it 8 times! i would not lie about that.

shole

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armpit hair Posted: 9/4/2005 2:13:53 AM
i wasn't talking to you. i was talking to the guy. i think he has voices in his head.

shole

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Question for the fellow guys Posted: 9/4/2005 2:12:32 AM
is that a confession? i just think that you are a guy posing as a girl.

shole

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armpit hair Posted: 9/4/2005 2:06:13 AM
who the hell was talking about ireland? the voices in your head, dude?

shole

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Question for the fellow guys Posted: 9/4/2005 1:53:22 AM
i got $10 that says badbad is a guy

shole

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This is weird, but anyone here into ENEMAS? Posted: 9/4/2005 1:49:33 AM
i will try anything once

shole

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Question for the fellow guys Posted: 9/4/2005 1:47:32 AM
it depends on how long the first session is. but i am always ready to go for round 2 in less than 3 minutes if i think she deserves a round 2. add 1 minute to each additional round. after about 8 i am done.

shole

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HAPPY EASTER!!! Posted: 9/4/2005 1:40:03 AM
happy holiday everyone! don't drink and drive

shole

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Any one at all got fantasy's that have come true? Posted: 9/4/2005 1:35:51 AM
i always wanted to bang a midget. a trip to the bunny ranch took care of that! thanks bridget!

shole

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Define DATING! Posted: 9/4/2005 1:23:49 AM
dating is the crap a guy has to go through in order to have sex with a girl. where you spend a bunch of money, try to convince her you are considerate, and be a smooth as possible in order to get laid as quick as possible. the quicker you get laid, the quicker the dating stops and you don't need to go out anymore. she can just cook you fish sticks and save you money.

shole

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would u fantasies abt some one else without letting ur partnesr know while having sex Posted: 9/4/2005 1:19:17 AM
i usually find myself fantasizing about her sister or her mom. i told a few, but they don't usually like it when you tell them you want to beng their mom

shole

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armpit hair Posted: 9/4/2005 1:15:41 AM
a girl with more than an inch of armpit hair is gross

shole

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discharge Posted: 9/4/2005 1:13:00 AM
well, you should know! you have been pregnant and are clearly on meds. has this happened to you?

shole

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discharge Posted: 9/4/2005 12:50:55 AM
ditch the nasty tramp

shole

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Is there such a thing as a woman who goes dry after cumming? Posted: 9/4/2005 12:41:26 AM
she will only go dry if you are not good enough in the sack. if ya know what you are doing, she will be plenty wet. when i do it, she is usually like niagra falls.

shole

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How many forms of birth control do you use? Posted: 9/4/2005 12:39:02 AM
it is his secret? lol. maybe it was a secret government program. maybe he was working for the kgb and they secretly switched your birth control! i think you are SERIOUSLY delusional!

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