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Baby shower question Posted: 12/3/2005 10:06:46 AM
^Leafslady that is really good, i think that i'm going to use that. Thanks all i really appreciate the help

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Baby shower question Posted: 12/2/2005 11:34:02 PM
Okay, so tomorrow i am going to my first baby shower. It's for a friend of mine from high school. I bought the gifts and stuff, but now i have a little problem. I'm not sure what to write on the card that i got. She hasn't had her baby yet, and she's not sure if it's a boy or a girl. So if anyone can give me some pointers or suggestions, they would be greatly appreciated! Thanks! `Jayedyn

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A funny joke Posted: 9/29/2005 5:36:44 PM
haha, that was great!

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when did u lost ur virginity? Posted: 9/26/2005 9:29:09 PM
i was 17

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Naps Posted: 9/25/2005 3:27:49 PM
i occasionally take a nap when i get home early during the week, i can never manage to find the time for them on the weekend. But i do love just napping on the couch in front of the tv in the afternoon.

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Gooder Posted: 9/23/2005 7:03:05 PM
haha! i've heard that one before, but it's still damn funny!

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JOKES!!! Men vs. Women...Let The Bloodbath Begin!!! Posted: 9/9/2005 10:40:12 PM
A woman gave birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor said "I have to tell you something, about your baby." Fear flashed across her face. "What's wrong with my baby?" The doctore said "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." Confusion clouded her face. "A hermaphrodite? What's that?" "Well, it means your baby has the...er...features...of a male and a female." The woman turned pale. "Oh my goodness! You mean my baby has a penis...and a brain?"

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nursing joke Posted: 9/9/2005 10:13:09 PM
A man was lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young graduate nurse appeared to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," He mumbled from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replied, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet" He struggled again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally she pulled back the covers, raised his gown, held his penis in one hand, and his testicles in her other hand, took a close look, and said "There's nothing wrong with them!" Finally the man pulled off his oxygen mask and replied, "That was very nice but, are...my...test...results...back?!?"

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Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/7/2005 11:50:10 PM
my brother has a bunch of funny tshirts such as "i'll try be nicer, if you try being smarter" 'i see you've been drinking from the fountain of stupid again' 'drugs only kill the bad brain cells' 'i'm a dentist, open up and say ahh' 'trust me i'm in the band' 'i see dumb people' he's got a bunch more but i forget whatelse there is

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Quotes to Make You Think and Feel Posted: 9/7/2005 11:43:32 PM
These are a few random quotes that i've found over the years people will forget what you said people will forget what you did but people will never forget how you made them feel The intenstity of your desire governs the power with which the force is directed Our greatest glory is not in neer falling, but in rising everytime we fall Beautiful young people are accidents of nature But beautiful old people are works of art

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Jokes Posted: 9/7/2005 8:38:55 PM
A man walked into the doctor's office and complained that he could not find a comfortable position to sit. The doctor examined him and told him, "I'm not suprised that you're having trouble sitting; you have a good case of hemorrhoids." He then gave the man a supply of suppositories, and told him, "Go home now , and use one of these each morning and one at night until they're gone. Then come back and we'll see how you are." The man went home home, and in a couple of weeks returned, still complaining of hemmorrhoids. "well" said the doctor, "did you use all of the suppositories?" "Yes, i did" said the man. "I took one every morning adn one everynight as you instructed, even though they were pretty hard to swallow. For all the good they did me, i might as well have shoved them up my rear!"

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Are YOU a celebrity?? Posted: 9/6/2005 6:16:31 PM
i used to get told fairly often when i had black hair (my natural hair colour) that i looked like Christina Ricci,

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Kids, and the darnest things... Posted: 9/6/2005 6:15:10 PM
i have a two year old neice, and last night my sister and my neice's dad were over for dinner. And my dad was showing my neice's father some records, and my dad said something along the lines of holy crap. Anyhow my neice was looking at one of the records that her dad was holding, and was pointing to stuff and said, "look at all the crap" it was really funny, cause we didn't think that she caught my dad saying it, but she repeated "look at the crap" a couple times, it was really funny

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What disc is spinning? Posted: 9/6/2005 6:05:28 PM
CD player: The OFFSPRING - Greatest Hits DISCMAN: SYSTEM OF A DOWN - Steal this album

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best one liner you ever heard? Posted: 9/6/2005 5:37:11 PM
one of my really good friends older brothers used this He walked up to a random girl in a bar, looked her up and down, grabbed her by the hand and said "you'll do" then led her outta the bar they ended up dating for 4 months And i've worn a shirt to the bar a couple of times that says "I make good boys bad" and i've gotten quite a few guys come up to me and say "wanna come home with me and prove it?"

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Last one!!!!!!! Posted: 9/6/2005 4:09:59 PM
1. Were you named after anyone? Not really, well when my mom was pregnant my brother who is almost 3 years older then me, saw a baby on tv named jessie, so he started saying baby jessie was me, so my parents named me jessica, but he'd pretty much already named me 2. Do you wish on stars? sometimes 3. When did you last cry? a couple weeks ago, my best friend and i got in a fight, and i got really upset 4. Do you like your handwriting? i love it, and get lots of compliments on it too 5. What is your most embarrassing CD on your shelf? Britney spears....but i was going through a hard time and needed some sugary music to listen too 6. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? of course i would 7. Are you a daredevil? umm, not so much 8. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? yes but it wasn't because i was trying to be mean, i was just worried about the secret teller 9. How do you release anger? either by writing or singing, or kicking stuff 10. Where is your second home? my best friends house, or the house i used to work as a nanny at, 11. Do you trust others easily? nope 12. What was your favorite toy as a child? my little ponies, 13. What class in school do you think is totally useless? CALM 14. Do you use sarcasm a lot? me sarcastic? never......actually i don't think i could go more then a few hours without being sarcastic, it's just part of my nature 15. What do you look for in a guy/girl? that they're taller, sweet, and can deal with my sarcasm 16. Would you bungee jump? hmm, tie an elastic around my feet and fling myself off of a really high place? no i'm gonna have to pass......casue i'm not so good at bouncing 17. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope, no time for that. Most of my shoes are tied up loosely enough that i can just slip them off and on 18. What is your least favourite thing? snow, the dirty slushy kind, and spiders 19. How many people do you have a crush on right now? i have a crush on everybody! haha, umm actually there are two guys that i like 20. What do you miss most right now? Being able to go out with my friends when ever i want, but i've had to cut back on that due to the being a poor student who has to do homework and work in their free time 21. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? purple 22. Last person you talked to on the phone? my ex chris 23. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Height, hair, smile, 24. Do you like the person who made this? i don't know the person that made this 25. Natural hair colour? black 26. Favorite month? december 27. Favorite day of the year? christmas day, cause i get to spend it with my family 28. Have you ever been too shy to ask someone out? yes a couple times 29. What book/magazine are you reading? i'm not reading anything right now, but i just finished reading "Hunting Fear" by Kay Hooper 30. What did you watch on TV last night? i watched futurama,

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SEX !!! Now that I have your attention how many of you like it in the water Posted: 8/19/2005 11:08:17 PM
i've had sex in a hot tub and a jacuzzi, and i've never had any problems either

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I got a Good Question Posted: 8/19/2005 10:59:32 PM
i think its probably just cause it's an emotional experience for some people. A friend of mine told me that her ex boyfriend used to cry after almost every single time they had sex together, for the like first 2 years that they dated.

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THE WORST NAMES OF (this and last) CENTURY Posted: 8/18/2005 11:18:35 PM
there's a lawyer that a friend of mine works for named, Dennis Denis. both pronoucnced the same way. And i i'd heard of a guy that gave money to a school i went to named Harry Hole

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