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Thread: Why Do Men Think All Women Like Their 12 Inchers?????
tayl0rd
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Why Do Men Think All Women Like Their 12 Inchers?????
Posted:
11/16/2009 12:36:44 PM
forrestcarter said:
Trust me, plenty of women say they want huge ones. I have a close friend who was blessed with one of those legendary members, and he can attest that many women say they want what he's got... But then he'll tell you that once they have it, they never want it again. ...
I've actually had that conversation w/ a group of ladies before. A great many women always say they want a man with a lead pipe dangling between his thighs. From that conversation, those ladies attested (and I agree) that those women running around talking about they want/need Kong d!ck have either never had it or are stretched so far out of shape it's ridiculous. A couple of the ladies I was talking to said they had it before and neither one of them wanted it anymore. One said it was just too much and the other said the guys w/ it are just lame in bed.
Plus, from watching porn, most of those guys w/ the monster c0cks can't even keep it up and when they reach climax, it's more like they have the clap than an actual orgasm. It just dribbles out the tip. Kinda gross. I like being able to skeet!
That aside, I've not had any complaints before and have had women pushing on my stomach to keep me from stabbing too deep. ;)
tayl0rd
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finding a girl who enjoys sex
Posted:
11/16/2009 12:22:30 PM
Yeah, what a lot of others are saying. They
are
out there aplenty, thank goodness! You just had the misfortune of getting hooked up with a dud. Don't worry about it. It happens sometimes. Your chances of finding a "good" one next time are higher than running into two duds in a row. If you do get another one back to back, maybe it
is
you.
Just be happy you're rid of her and be assured of more satisfying adventures ahead. ;)
tayl0rd
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why only date good looking prima donna's?
Posted:
11/15/2009 3:56:03 PM
spunkybum52 said: If a man can't be with me for me and for who I am.... then he's not worth it. I have a lot to say on this, but it's too long, so I will quit for now.
That's just a lazy cop-out. If you're not willing to make (and keep) yourself appealing to/for a man, he's better off without you.
tayl0rd
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Would you keep texting a women if you weren't interested? Guys help?
Posted:
11/15/2009 2:59:50 PM
m14shooter said: ... When I am working I look at messages but never reply as my clients pay me well for my time and it is rude to respond unless it is an emergency which is the only reason I read them while working.
Two things:
1) It's still rude to check messages while w/ a client.
2) If it's an "emergency," I would hope the person making contact would have sense enough to
call
instead.
tayl0rd
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GUYS!!! If you met the right woman, could you wait for the sex till marriage?
Posted:
11/15/2009 2:43:08 PM
To answer the original question that started the topic:
Nope! And if on the first date she said she was waiting until marriage, I'd probably walk; regardless of how I feel about her. Who knows long it'd be before the question was popped and then until the actual wedding day!? I'd be saddened by having to leave and would sincerely wish her all the best, but I would not wait around for marriage before sleeping w/ her. Now if I was a religious fanatic, that'd be a different story.
tayl0rd
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Are all expectations relationship killers?
Posted:
11/13/2009 7:12:36 PM
Long story short, if the only way he can get you off is by eating you out, that tells a guy that his dingaling is no good to/for you. That's enough to knock the wind out of any man's sails. No man likes to feel sexually inadequate. And that's exactly what a man feels when his woman tells him she's incapable of having a vaginal orgasm w/ him. So, naturally, he's going to lose interest.
Now pile on top of that the fact that you don't even get to see each other until 10pm or later each night and it only gets worse. To be honest, your situation kind of sounds like a relationship attempt I had. She could only get off from oral and she had such a crappy work schedule that we only got to see each other for a few hours on the weekends, and I do mean
a
few
hours
. However, I really liked her a lot and was willing to work with those deficiencies. I had worked it out in my head that I'd just have to always polish her off first then get mine afterward. Though, it still was disappointing knowing that we'd probably never have that very intimate, powerful, and bonding simultaneous climax during actual intercourse. The one difference was that she didn't "demand" that I always go down on her.
Sexual demands can and
do
turn men off just as quickly as they do women. You just need to back off and be prepared to walk away.
tayl0rd
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Are disproportionate age ranges requirements a red flag?
Posted:
11/13/2009 3:05:34 PM
blisssout said: ... I'm sure with the right younger girl, sex could be just like it was in high school....:S (all fumbly and awkward with your continual protestations that no, her ass in not too big, and please move your hand from across your stomach...I don't care if you have a roll...).
Wow, blisssout. You really are pretty enlightened for your age! LOL I know some women in their 30s that act like that! It's unbelievably annoying for a woman to have body image hangups when it comes down to sex. My philosophy is, if you're that disturbed by your own appearance, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!! Anyways... I'd like to converse w/ you since you're only looking for friends, but you have your mail settings set to within 75 miles of BFE, British Columbia!
But on topic, it's a hat dance w/ the age range thing. Most often, older women tend to be too set in their ways or "independent." (There's that word again.) And young women tend to be too whimsical and don't know how to sit down and be at peace even if they were in a medically induced coma. So it's basically a sliding scale that's constantly changing. I used to have my minimum set at 26 or 28 until I started reading the forums. After reading some of those 20-something's comments, I thought, "HELL no!" and raised it up into the 30s for the minimum. Not to mention a good many 20-somethings look at 30-somethings as old and decrepit. I used to have my max up there, but some of the supposed "matches" that the system would pick for me would be women that looked like they've been beat all to hell throughout life! Bodies and faces just plain SPENT, so I had to back it down. Even some of the ones in small range above my age make me wonder what on earth they have been doing with their lives to look so beat. :( Don't get me wrong, I've seen a couple women on here in their late 50s that were
slammin'
! And some women in their 20s that make me say, "Yeah, right! You might want to add 20 to that age figure!" LOL
But realize that we are all "relationship rejects." We basically have to sift through and find a diamond in the rough in here, literally. To find a really desirable person here, someone the majority of society would see as "fit to be seen w/," is to find someone who's basically just looking for an ego boost and as soon as they get it, they're off for the next fix. The rest are emotionally scarred, wracked w/ baggage, no social skills when it comes to actual human interaction, too lazy or too insecure to pursue "real people," or any number of negatives.
Extra credit if you can find my point in all that diatribe!
tayl0rd
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Would you keep texting a women if you weren't interested? Guys help?
Posted:
11/13/2009 2:22:07 PM
I have some opinions:
1) You said he's unemployed right now. You look fairly high maintenance and if he's as business savvy as you say he is, he's probably keeping you at bay until he has the extra cash flow to support your habits and whims.
2) He might very well be "on the down low."
3) He's 22 and you're 24. I remember when I was 22. As nice as you look, you're a dime a dozen in that age range and there's even better pickings in the 18 - 22 range. He might just be looking at you as "an old sea hag" with a crush, so to speak. Probably not that extreme, but he may be bragging to his buds about this "hot older chick that's diggin' me." Again, I'm speaking from how I reacted in similar situations when I was that age. (I was hot back in the day! LOL)
4) He may just want to be F buddies but realizes you want something more. At that age, I doubt he wants to be tied to you and probably thinks "if I can get her, I can get even better." You see, being young and dumb means you don't understand the bird-in-the-hand-two-in-the-bush concept.
5) Or, and this is a HUGE stretch considering how common it is these days, he might be put off by the fake boobs. Guys that young are libido driven. If he's feeling you up and getting hand full of rocks versus feeling up some other chick and squeezing marshmallows, it'd be kinda hard to want to go back to the rocks. I'm just saying...
But to answer you original question, yes, I would continue texting a woman if I wasn't "interested." Just consider them rainy day texts. If he doesn't have anything better to do, he has you to fall back on for entertainment and a cheap thrill.
(They still do rave parties?!?!?! Wow. :o )
tayl0rd
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Friend can be an Embarrassment
Posted:
11/13/2009 1:43:24 PM
chris755 said: ... A person throwing the n word around in racial humor i could tolerate but to use it as a put down or to throw a negative light on another human would make my skin crawl.
So in other words, you're exactly like the OP. A racist is a racist. There's no sugarcoating or humor about it! And if you're okay with it some of the time, then you're okay with it all of the time. The only "discomfort" is from the fear that those statements might fall on the wrong ears and you end up getting publicly ridiculed, or worse, become an ungracious recipient of a public @ss whooping.
tayl0rd
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Friend can be an Embarrassment
Posted:
11/13/2009 1:18:17 PM
Without having read through the thread yet, I say have the party and make sure he/she knows you're having it. Just make sure
not
to invite the crude friend. That will definitely get the message across in a big way. There really won't even be any reason for him/her to ask why they weren't invited. But he/she will know you mean business when you say his/her behavior is offensive and unacceptable.
You might lose the friend, but if he/she is intentionally doing something he/she KNOWS makes you uncomfortable, how much of a friend is it? Don't you agree you'd be better off not being around someone that embarrasses you?
tayl0rd
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Gotta get out of the friends zone...
Posted:
11/13/2009 12:06:07 PM
My advice? Do absolutely nothing! And I do mean literally
nothing
! Stop calling, stop visiting, stop hanging out. Everything. Just end the friendship. That's your only true way out of The Friend Zone. When she asks you why you aren't coming around anymore, just tell her it's because the friend thing isn't working out for you anymore because you want to jump her bones. There's almost no chance of a positive end to your situation. She's probably not interested and you're only torturing yourself by hanging around like a lost puppy.
Ditch the...
[friendship] and move on. Is it possible that you have some friends/family way out of town that you could go live w/ for a few months? Making yourself scarce and inconveniently unreachable for a while might be your only hope. But at this point, you've been her lapdog for too long.
tayl0rd
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Bad in the sack
Posted:
10/22/2009 8:27:05 PM
What makes a lady bad in the sack?
To me, its:
- laying there like a corpse.
- body too stiff.
- doesn't know how to change or anticipate positions.
- DRY, RUBBERY SNATCH!!!
- faking it. (YES, we
can
tell! Hate to break it to you fakers that think you're fooling somebody. You're not fooling anybody. The guy you're with just doesn't care. He's only concerned about getting
his
rocks off, not yours!)
- bad or no blowjobs.
- cooch stretched all to hell.
- talking too dang much during.
- wanting to kiss too much. (I'd have to be Plastic Man to be able to kiss from the positions I favor.)
- wanting to talk too much after. (I've just put in a lot of work. That last thing I want to do is talk.)
- poor hygiene.
tayl0rd
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Very long hair on a woman is very femine and sexy, but few women have long hair
Posted:
9/17/2009 7:35:26 PM
By the way do Aussies have a nick name for those of us in the USA? Obviously something one can place on a forum. I was surprised that Sydney can be warm during the day and almost cold at night during July. I assume the ocean is the cause?
They call us "yanks." And if you've been to Australia several times (or at least took a Geography class in grade school), you
do
realize that July is the middle of Winter in Australia, don't you? Pretty sure that's why it's cold at night. That whole "southern hemisphere" thing...
Oh, and kind of on topic... My current SO has
very
long hair down to just above her butt and I love it! She's going to grow it to below her butt then donate some to Locks-for-Love. How awesome is she?
tayl0rd
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A (different) woman's views on sex/Sorry it's so long, but worth it, sooo worth it!
Posted:
9/17/2009 5:28:15 PM
I, as a man, can say I would take no pleasure in forcibly cramming my junk down my woman's throat. On the other hand, if she can do deepthroat, hallelujah! But I can't see me ever forcing my stuff down her throat. Nor could I choke, slap, spit on, burn, whip, or any other violent act to the woman I love. (Not unless she talked too dang much! LOL j/k) That stuff's just not in the least bit erotic to me. I might try it if she wanted to, but only she would be enjoying it.
But yeah, you didn't make a point at all with your post. You started out ok, then totally derailed yourself. What was your point, again?
tayl0rd
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Men: Would you notice if a condom came off?
Posted:
9/8/2009 2:24:07 PM
I haven't read through all of this, but yes, I can tell. The sex all of a sudden starts to feel REALLY good versus feeling like I'm jacking off w/ a dry hand. I've never had one slip off, but have had plenty rip open.
tayl0rd
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is time circular
Posted:
7/20/2009 2:12:52 PM
I don't know about all of that. All I know is;
Time won't give me time
And time makes lovers feel
Like they got something real
But [she] and me
We know we got nothing but time
And time won't give me time
No
Give me time
doo, doo, doo, doo
(What can I say? I'm a child of the 80s!)
In seriousness, though, there is no such thing as time. Time was created by man as a means of measuring the occurrence of events in ones life. It's the reason why they [experts] say dogs can't tell the difference between 5 minutes and 5 hours. They have no concept of time or the passage of it.
tayl0rd
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Does sex become more mental as men age?
Posted:
6/27/2009 6:32:11 PM
Yes, it becomes much more cerebral as we (men) age. That's why we don't last as long when we're older!
tayl0rd
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Approaching 30 and still single ....
Posted:
6/27/2009 2:14:51 PM
womaninprogress wrote:
I don't get why single is seen as so terrible at any age. Beats being stuck in a relationship you're miserable in.
I'm 41 and still single, and I still think I am too young to settle down. These days being single at 30 is pretty common...enjoy your life.
Easy to say if you have "suitors" at your disposal. "Lonesome-ness" doesn't have a chance to take hold of you. Now with the majority of the adult world (especially at your age) we're ready to be settled in. Being in your late-30s+ and still "ripping the road" is pretty sad if you don't have a choice; immature if you
choose
to be that way. Can you say "commitment issues?"
tayl0rd
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Ex asked to see me... I went
Posted:
6/26/2009 8:30:02 AM
And the really bizarre thing is that kind of person never realizes how much harm they do.
It's not so much they don't realize the damage they cause. They just don't care. They are the epitome of selfish.
tayl0rd
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Ever been attracted to anyone whose face made you go *meh*...?
Posted:
6/26/2009 7:29:22 AM
... Women are even more visual and critical of looks, but we just don't care...
HUH??
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but that looks like a contradiction to me; in the same sentence, no less!
Here's the thing, though. Women DO care about looks. Problem is, they don't try to make themselves look good for men; they do it to keep other women from coming down on them. They know how excessively critical they are of
each other's
looks and appearance, yet we men always have to take the heat for that one. :( Listen ladies, you could walk down the street in an ill-fitting tank top w/ no bra and some shorts so short that they might as well be panties (<--I've actually seen this on some girls.) and you'd have a trail of men behind you a mile long! All the while,
other women
would be pointing and ridiculing you. The only men that would say anything untoward would be the spineless ones that fold over like a wallet the instant a woman looks at him sideways and he isn't willing to hang on to his masculinity for the sake of keeping her happy.
Men don't care about your latest fashions. As long as you look good to
us
, that's all we care about. I believe I speak for a majority of us...
/end_rant/
tayl0rd
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Ever been attracted to anyone whose face made you go *meh*...?
Posted:
6/25/2009 8:30:45 PM
I dated a woman with a not-so-nice face for a year. She had a face that many would consider ghastly. LOL But she had a
suh-weet
little body and was a total firecracker in the sack. She had nice facial features, they just weren't matched; like a kitchen w/ stainless steel appliances that don't go together. They all look good individually, but as a whole looked bad together.
Anyways, it was fun while it lasted...
tayl0rd
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The fish smell down there?
Posted:
6/25/2009 4:27:48 PM
^^^LOL! I did the same thing. Then I realized she just doesn't know how to quote properly. Her stuff is in the box.
Now my turn to rhyme:
If it smells like cod, something's odd!
tayl0rd
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Completley afraid of sex...
Posted:
6/25/2009 1:57:03 PM
Ever considered you might be gay? I just read another post of yours that you said you like flat chested women. You might just be into dudes and can't get/keep it up for a female.
tayl0rd
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One for the ladies. Would you get mad if???
Posted:
6/25/2009 10:32:20 AM
I'd be thrilled you did it and scratch it off my "to do" list.
That's just pitiful. Sex is on a "to do" list for you? Certainly doesn't make a person look forward to reaching your age as far as sex is concerned. What's worse is that your attitude about it is far too common for women over ~40.
And you look to be in phenomenal shape! Why do you have such a lousy sex drive??
Normally a persons sex drive goes UP with being in shape.
tayl0rd
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The fish smell down there?
Posted:
6/25/2009 8:26:44 AM
It seems to be very common in women and most fail to realise that it can be treated,its called Bacterial vaginosis. ...
This is true (in some situations.) My ex wife had that for a while. We were both stumped as to why she had it. She was good about her hygiene, and I nutted
on her
more than
in
her, but the smell was just really bad and got to the point it was nearly unbearable (during sex.) We finally went to the doctor and found out what it was. Turns out she was douching too much. The excess douching was killing the good bacteria and letting the bad bacteria thrive. In any case, some pills for a few days and all was good to go!
tayl0rd
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Deodorant, perfume and cologne: Do we really need 'em?
Posted:
6/25/2009 7:06:53 AM
... My long time G.F. seemed to like my natural scent...
All of my exes loved my natural scent. I have no idea what my "natural scent" is, but they all seemed to be able to pick it up. Sometimes to the point that some of them seemed to be intoxicated by it!
Those zany women and their hypersensitive sense of smell...
I don't wear cologne, but I do wear deodorant and I can't see myself stopping wearing it. I have actually had times that I was in a rush and forgot to put deodorant on and made it a whole day w/o any odor, but it's not something I'd want to do on the regular. You never know when/if you'll get into a situation that causes you to sweat.
tayl0rd
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Strippers not exciting - is it really that rare?
Posted:
6/25/2009 6:51:32 AM
Like the OP, when I came of age and there were some strip joints available, I went a lot. I enjoyed it. But I wasn't one of those guys that spent a paycheck on lap dances. I was what the strippers called a cheapskate or deadbeat. My philosophy was that I wasn't there to finance their college education! I just wanted to see some naked female flesh! I didn't/don't buy lap dances. The way I see it, I paid to get in the joint. That's all the money their gettin' outta me! Well, that and sodas.
But more on point, strippers don't do anything for me, either, really. I'm waaaaaaaay more turned on just buy watching the woman in my life simply getting undressed for a shower than by watching an emotionless robot of a stripper.
/edit/
I want to echo a little bit of what Zebra Circle said. I like the "lower end" strip joints, too. They're more fun. And I like to see a "regular" woman, not some silicone pumped, lipo'd, reshaped nosed plasti-woman. :( Show me some saggy natural boobs that actually jiggle when the woman moves, not some missile silos that could take a direct hit from a nuke and still not budge! Show me some hips, thighs, jiggly butt, not a meat sack of bones!
tayl0rd
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Over 30 and still hitting the clubs?
Posted:
6/13/2009 7:55:20 PM
... I don't see anything wrong with it at all...
And by the way, I don't think it's very responsible to have some drunken bash at home when you have young children.
Of course you don't think anything is wrong with it! You did it! And a drunk party at home is no more irresponsible that a mommy going out to the meat market while here babies are at home. I don't buy that "laugh, dance, listen to music" crap for one second. You can do every bit of that in your own home. Once you put a ring on your finger and squirt some kids out of your crotch, it's time to start acting like a real woman, not some sex-drunk youngster. If you're not there with your spouse, you're wrong!
To the OP, your sister is out whoring. Point blank. She wasn't ready for the commitment of marriage and motherhood and is now trying to recapture the "good times" she thinks she gave up. She's an imbecile.
tayl0rd
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GF boring in bed getting to point where i'm not interested in her at all
Posted:
6/13/2009 7:29:32 PM
...apparently a high sex drive runs in my family...
For you to even
know
something like that, I suppose it does! Ewww!! Touched much? Do you need some counseling or something?
tayl0rd
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Has anyone used the matchmaking service It's Just Lunch?
Posted:
6/13/2009 6:50:59 PM
No! That would still pay for a quaint weekend getaway that may have just as much potential at presenting a match.
tayl0rd
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Does your mate/FUKC buddy's WEIGHT determine whether you give ORAL?
Posted:
6/13/2009 6:47:39 PM
That_girl*, you're so right. I've had to introduce more women than I care to think, or should ever have had to, to the washrag. Thankfully, they were all susceptible to starting to use one. My best way of making my case was the undeniable "white towel test." Take a white towel or rag and firmly rub (not grind) their skin immediately after a shower and
show
them all the dirt they neglected to remove. Was a real eye opener every time! Never was an issue after that.
Well, oddly enough, the big girls didn't even want me coming at them with a rag. Go figure.
tayl0rd
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Decent guys: are they all either taken or gay?
Posted:
6/13/2009 6:24:23 PM
Has anyone else noticed that the OP hasn't even been back in here to post a single followup post?? She trolled us all!
So for any other ladies reading this and feeling like the OP, I'll say something that a dear friend (at the time) told me years ago when we were in our very early 20's. She was feeling the same angst as the OP in her teens. She talked w/ her dad about it, and with the greatest of wisdom and simplicity, he looked her in the eyes and proclaimed, "It be's like that sometimes."
I about died laughing in her face at that!
She wasn't as amused.
tayl0rd
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Does your mate/FUKC buddy's WEIGHT determine whether you give ORAL?
Posted:
6/13/2009 4:40:04 PM
As others have said, it's not always the weight, but more likely the hygiene that would keep me from going down on a big gal. I've dated/been with big and small. Unfortunately, the ones with the bad odors were always the big ones. All ladies have to pay close attention to hygiene downstairs. Obese women
really
need to pay attention. Hard to believe they can't smell it themselves when it comes wafting out when they open their legs.
Funny story; I was with this big girl once and she was bragging about how "sweet" her stuff was. That particular night, it wasn't! I could smell it. :sick: She stuck her hand down there and smelled it herself as she was saying that. The look on her face was PRICELESS! She tried to play it off like she didn't smell anything, but her face turned red from the embarrassment.
How'd we get on that topic, you ask? She was asking how come I didn't go down on her! Needless to say, the topic of conversation quickly changed. Admittedly, she didn't typically smell bad, but if her 2-minute baths/showers were any indication, there was no way I was going down there to get close enough to verify!
Put it this way, ladies (and gentlemen, too.) If you don't use a washrag when you bathe, it's a pretty good bet that you stink down there. Rubbing a bar of soap, loofa, or those nylon puff thingies across your body does not get you clean.
So, big girls, get a rag and soap, and scrub-a-dub down there. (The underarms appreciate love and attention, too.)
tayl0rd
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I need some help or advice, please, any and all are invited
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6/13/2009 2:09:57 PM
What ^^^she^^^ said. Get yourself together as much as you can first. As you've seen, no sane woman is going to walk into all of your issues. You might not be able to do anything about your health, but bad health on top of bad credit and other issues is dead in the water. You don't really have a chance at a healthy relationship for now.
tayl0rd
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NEED ADVICE FROM EVERYONE
Posted:
6/13/2009 2:01:55 PM
Talk to her in person. And stop texting/calling so much. She'll think you're desperate and try to string you along. They're notorious for that.
tayl0rd
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Decent guys: are they all either taken or gay?
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6/12/2009 12:54:17 PM
^^^Post #33 is SPOT ON!
I think it's pretty lame that a 23 year old would even have to resort to online dating. Internet "dating" is for two types of people; people that are out for a fast "hook-up" and older, more settled people whom love has put through the ringer a few too many times (read: injured and fed up.) Of course, there are exceptions. One exception could be people that are just plain too lazy (possibly timid) to get out there and TRY to meet people.
OP, you're an attractive young lady. There's really no reason that you can't have a guy based on your looks alone, so the real problem is YOU, not guys. Could it be that you
know
you're somewhat of a looker so you think you're entitled to having only the Brad Pitts, George Cloonies, et. al. of the world. Or whomever the young women's heartthrobs are these days; Shaya LaBouf, the dorky Jonas brothers?
Besides, you're only 23. Way too young to be wanting to be
that
committed. You probably haven't even grown mentally all the way into a woman. Enjoy your young years while you can. Sow some oats and give lots of head. Think about the commitment stuff when you're 26+.
tayl0rd
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GF boring in bed getting to point where i'm not interested in her at all
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6/12/2009 10:22:38 AM
Get out, dude!! Don't listen to all this "talk to her/be gentle" talk. It'll never get better. Been there, done that. One of my exes was lame like that. We did counseling and the whole nine. I did all kinds of stuff for her; yard work, house work, handyman services, cooking, laundry; you name it, I did it. It NEVER got better. By the time she got the hint that I wanted out, it had been a year and a half since we had sex. I soldiered on for 4 years in that mess. Just cut your losses and leave. She is NOT going to change.
tayl0rd
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Has anyone used the matchmaking service It's Just Lunch?
Posted:
6/11/2009 8:11:20 PM
I know someone who used it. She said all the dates were nightmares and couldn't see
how
they selected the guys for her because they were so contrary to what she wanted. But her wants are so narrow minded and laser specific that it'd be difficult for anybody. She wants that cliche', so-called, "all American, " tall, blonde haired, blue eyed, White guy and won't even entertain the thought of anything other than that. She's so stringent on it that I'd swear she was a "closet" bigot.
tayl0rd
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A lot of women don't like sex?
Posted:
6/11/2009 7:32:49 PM
I love to have sex......I don't just do it with anyone though.
You don't "love to have sex," you just like having sex w/ a significant other. If you "loved to have sex," you'd do it whenever, wherever, whomever.
tayl0rd
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Can men deal with NOT getting blowjobs?
Posted:
6/10/2009 4:09:23 PM
... I have arthritis in my jaw, it's called TMJ.
TMJ? Too Much Jizz?
tayl0rd
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What do women really want?
Posted:
6/10/2009 4:04:44 PM
...but there is always beer and so therefor we still have a reason to exist...
But what if I don't like beer? (Which I don't.
) I guess I need to just go open up a vein.
j/k
...about the vein part. I really don't like beer...
tayl0rd
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If you aren't sexually compatible first is it a huge mistake to be getting involved?.
Posted:
6/7/2009 6:10:23 PM
Quick answer to your question; YES! Everything else can be great, but if you're not on the same level sexually, the relationship won't last. Somebody's going to cheat or you'll just grow apart from each other.
tayl0rd
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Women & Blowjobs
Posted:
6/7/2009 3:12:53 PM
...
I totally think they should have an ORAL class or something...
Why can't "they" be
you
??? When do you start sessions?
tayl0rd
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booty call vs relationship woes
Posted:
6/7/2009 2:55:53 PM
I Know exactly what you mean. It seems the majority of the guys I get messaging me are looking for the hook up. ...
...because posting pictures with "suggestive eyes" and creating a screen name of "HeathenX" is certainly not something that should attract a guy wanting to do those things.
And geeze guys, the OP is only 34. She's not quite in the typical MILF age range yet. You make it seem like she's old as dirt.
tayl0rd
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Pulling out early
Posted:
6/7/2009 1:41:57 PM
What's wrong w/ pulling out? I like to see my stuff skeet. Plus, going inside means, for me, not being able to keep going because it usually gets too sensitive. Maybe he just likes to pull out and skeet.
But something could have happened along the way between the OP and his girl that he no longer wants to take the risk of ending up w/ a baby with this girl. Or maybe her hygiene isn't on par and she had some bad odors billowing up from her nether regions even several days after the fact. Who knows?
tayl0rd
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booty call vs relationship woes
Posted:
6/6/2009 7:05:59 PM
I am flirty,...
There's the beginning of your problem right there. STOP being flirty! It befuddles me that a woman will flirt with a guy all night long then is somehow shocked/appalled that he wants to get her in the sheets later.
The whole purpose of flirting is to build sexual interest and anticipation. And the fact that you used "flirty" as the first word to describe yourself is another indicator that you're getting exactly what you're asking for. If you don't want it, stop asking for it. It's simple, really...
BTW, don't take this as me chastising you. I'm just pointing out the obvious.
tayl0rd
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My Turn!
Posted:
5/19/2009 3:57:33 PM
Thanks for the help! All ONE of you!!
tayl0rd
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Profile Review for 47 yr old female!
Posted:
5/8/2009 6:40:49 PM
... Should I get rid of the adjectives? ...
Yes, ditch the adjectives. I'm guessing you were trying to be witty, but some of them come off as being arrogant. You're attractive, but "Amazingly Attractive?" Come on. Also, lose the picture of the rock. This isn't MySpace or Photobucket, it's a dating site. As was mentioned by someone else, a full body shot would be nice. And please, no matter how strong the urge, don't post a group photo of you and your girlfriends and force guys to have to play Where's Waldo to figure out which one is you.
tayl0rd
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Please review my profile I am 34 year old woman, thanks!
Posted:
5/8/2009 6:12:12 PM
You might try saying
what
type of guy you're looking for. You give nothing to go on other than you're looking for someone who can appreciate your humor & intellect. How is a guy supposed to even know what your intellect or humor is? It didn't crack a single joke or say anything intellectual. It's just plain vanilla. Throw some chocolate and/or strawberry in there.
From my reading it, the only thing I get from it is that you love to talk, and you want a guy who is willing to listen to you gab for hours on end, and not talk when you don't feel like talking. A ventriloquist dummy, if you will.
Not an attack, just my observation. I may be off...
tayl0rd
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My Turn!
Posted:
5/8/2009 5:59:49 PM
Thank you!
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