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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/8/2009 2:48:24 PM | I've got two stories, one's mine the other is from a guy I worked with.
When I was in my late teens I always tried making sex adventurous and memorable so I suggested having sex in the forest (in a sleeping bag) in the middle of winter . My girl was very wary and I suggested we could just do it on the path as there was surely no one around. She opted for a spot about 8 feet away under some low lying pine tree branches. Right in the heat of the moment we hear this buzzing getting louder and closer and then about 5 or 6 snow-mobiles sped by right where we would have been making our own tracks. My girl wasn't the least bit impressed, but I was laughing my butt off. javascript:smilie(' ')
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A guy I worked with came into work really overtired from the night before. Apparently his girl had a cold and had used some Vick's Vaporub earlier. Later when they got into the act, he inadvertently grabbed the tube of Vick's instead of the lube. It wasn't long (pun intended) before they both rushed to the emergency room with a wicked burning sensation. Now that's HOT SEX! javascript:smilie(' ')javascript:smilie('') | | | |
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