fart jokes,

Hiya well I guess this is the bit where I ramble crap about me so here goes:

it's not my dream job but I've not worked out what is just yet.

Yes I know I'm asking too much but hay you don't ask you don't get ;)

I'm actually a REALLY bland person. I get up at 6:30, go to work, go to the gym, get home at 20:00, shower, eat supper, rinse, watch an hour of tv and go to bed. Do you REALLY want to get involved with someone like that? Good, cause there's a good chance that I wouldn't want to sway from my routine either.

I'm a very independent person. I've been single for a long time, and I kind of like it that way. I don't have alot of friends, although I would be your most loyal one.

I like girls who ask the question "why should I like him", instead of "why would he like me". The later mindset greatly reflects the type of people I'm not interested in.

I'm a mixture of new and old. You'll understand when you see how judgemental I am towards inconsiderate people and how I much I respect selfless acts; but at the same time I have nothing against marijuana users (I've never done drugs) and I believe in pro-choice.

If you like doing any of those things, or just want to chat hit me up. But please recogonize that the activities I do on my spare time, I would expect you to do them with me as well. :p

I look pretty intimidating to most people I meet, but really I swear I'm just a nice guy on the inside :).

message me if you want to find out more :)

I have been divorced for 3 years, have 3 grown kids and 2 awesome grandkids. I do get along well with my ex, so if you're jealous or suspisious because of it, it would be a problem. We worked hard to get to be friends again, and I won't give that up...it's best for us and our kids.

I prefer dating men between 44-52.

I am passionate about the outdoors and stay active all 4 seasons, and hope to find someone who shares that same interest.

Right now I have a lame part time job because it is the only one I can get right now and because I want to focus more on school.

If I had to mention something negative about myself, it would be that I can come across too serious at first, even though I really am not uptight,

LET ME BE CLEAR: I am NOT looking for a relationship. I just got out of 11 years worth of that. Looking for a new good freind for casual dates here and there.

Looking for a simple,low-maintence woman for no pressure fun.

I'm not here for just sex I can get that anywhere

Yes, i am a model but i'm def NOT ur typical ego-fueled meathead. I'm a normal guy that works his day job 6 days a week like everybody else.

Look at Mrwutziname's profile. It's one of the best profile's I have seen here.

I am creative and spontaneous. Always up for a new adventure.

hi im 27, 5'7, blue eyes, light brown hair, slimish build (11 stone)

if you like the sound message me
looking forward to your message

So, they fav me, I write them, they never respond and still sit on my favs list...

Oh, and this is honestly not meant to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but those pics of me are actually a bit old. Since those were taken I've lost a little over 40 lbs., just so you can get a more accurate picture in your head. Updated pics will be posted soon.

- Making people laugh (or at the very least I'm good at trying to make people laugh) and laughing myself.
- Cooking, if all you want is a grilled cheese.
- Ruining white shirts...I don't know why I buy them anymore.
- Avoiding hangovers...Gatorade + Tylenol before bed = a not so horrible morning.
- Making snap judgments about people. Fair or not, I'm usually pretty good at knowing if I will or won't like someone before I even speak to them.
- Quoting my favorite movies or TV shows.

and i'm just too superficial.. don't really have much interest in girls that aren't gorgeous

The first most sexiest/attractive thing to me is a woman who is happy with herself. Try it, I bet it'll work out great. : )

My messages are always, as far as I can tell, friendly, polite, complimentary, and funny.

Yet none of you are even polite enough to respond, even if it were a simple, thanks but no thanks.

What do ladies prefer assuming a man is lean/muscular?

I put myself out there and took a risk,

I like to exercising,

I'm a third degree black belt. I have two 3rd's a 4th and a 7th place titles in world karate competitions. I have many first place national karate titles and have even been featured on a Russian magazine for competing with my sword.

I was in the Utah youth symphony for playing my trumpet.

I'm new to San Fransisco as well, so it would be fun to meet up with someone to go check out all sorts of things =)

I am about to sign up to the Australian Regular Army after serving 3 years as a reservist.

I am at the stage in my life where I've decided I want to settle down a little. I've travelled the world, and lived life to it's fullest. This does not mean I want to stop doing these things, I just want to slow down a little.

So if you do not wish to move anywhere, don't bother.

I am a genuine person, and am extremely open with how I feel and what my intentions are. Those who know anything of the landmark forum will know what I mean.

Quality's:

Good sense of Humour
Charismatic
Compassionate
Authentic
Has Rhythm
Diciplined
Motivated
Confident
Romantic
Adventurous
Intelligent
Spontanious
Generous
Inspirational
Hygenic
Forgiving
Helpful
Etc...

I hope this does not appear egotistical, as these are the qualitys everybody has if given the opportunity to find them.

dont really know anyone from the soo just looking to meet new people and have fun while my son is with his dad.

I'm Matt from the UK, now living in Melbourne. Been happily single for a few years. But now I feel my life would be the richer for having a great woman to share it with. Somehow living just for myself has begun to feel a bit empty and purposeless.

Would you feel more confident meeting a man knowing he's not attracted big boobs or women of a fair complexion?

Have you got slender hands?

Not rolling in it, but not broke either.

My bucket list includes:-
Travelling to China and Japan
Seeing the Grand Canyon and the West Coast of the USA
Visitng Cuba
Making a TV documentary series on world music
Conducting a symphony orchestra - (here's hoping)
Conducting a choir
Taking my sister's kids to Disney Land
Cooking for 500 people.

Well im a super handsome and confidant guy

I've always thought a walk on the beach at night under the stars would be a romantic date, after a meal and/or drinks.

... Likes to have a good time
... has great hair
... has not so great hair but know how to rock it anyway
... finds me incredibly attractive (lol)
... has a job
... loves being goofy
... requires no reason to get naked and jump in the ocean like myself
... likes to travel
... likes motorcycles
... has the capability to be left alone if we travel to my families house for more than 3 minutes
... doesn't mind texting each other like little school kids all day long
... has any kind of special, freaky, weird, scray, talent that when you get drunk you show everybody
... has a new hair cut every month
... can drink extraordinarily cheap beer when the time is right
... can actually handle your liquor/beer
... did I mention finds me extremely attractive lol - that just cracks me up - sorry had to squeeze it in there again...... twss

Actually you sounded like my grade 12 english teacher that I never listen to, that explains all the grammar errors and spelling mistakes