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lkerat

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17 and 3/4 year old girl wants a tattoo .. HELP? Posted: 3/22/2009 6:21:21 PM
I have a 19 yr old and a 17 yr old.......both girls ....my oldest wanted one at 16....I said at 18 your an adult ...do what you wish.....of course at 17 she got one.Did i know? Not till she turned 18...Thankfully it was just a shorter version of her name on her foot. And honestly...It could of been worse....My advise....see what she wants ...is it somewhat tastefull?.......Pick your battles carefully....some are worth it some arent... My youngest just had her nose pierced yesterday....at least it was tastefull.(small diamond) As a single parent....some things are worth the fight .....some arent......Only you can decide wich is ...or isnt.....Good Luck

lkerat

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Reasons why **** is better than **** Posted: 8/28/2008 5:32:51 PM
That wash uh perchy goood reads

lkerat

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When girls don't put out! Posted: 8/12/2008 5:26:15 AM
Only three reasons why they wouldnt put out for me. 1 Drug wore off 2 they manage to untie themselves 3 cops show up....man I really hate that one!

lkerat

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Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder (AAADD) Posted: 8/11/2008 6:43:34 PM
^^^^^ OH sweety wait till your my age ....Its just a part of everyday life.

lkerat

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What makes a woman over 40 sexy? Posted: 8/10/2008 5:56:18 PM
They way they carry themselves,little crows feet at the corner of their eyes. The knowledge they have gained and share,the sag of their boobs from their child rearing years. The way they handle problems and understand whats really important in life. The sound of their voice when they whisper in your ear. Whats not sexy about a woman over 40?

lkerat

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Pancake Haters Posted: 8/10/2008 5:48:15 AM
Pancakes are really posers ,they lure you in with that warm fluffy look ,mouth watering smell . Then they turn into leaches and take and take. They suck up everything around them ! Just about the time you get ya get all comfy and ready to enjoy them (in living room) they have sucked up everything around them. They get their kicks having us make multiple trips to the kitchen. I think we should ban them! Crap...now Ive gotta go make some

lkerat

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Idiot Sightings....They walk amongst us...8) Posted: 8/9/2008 1:43:51 PM
^^^^^ that was good

lkerat

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My kid is great! Posted: 8/8/2008 8:36:54 PM
A warm hug ,a kiss on the cheek, telling me they love me ....(right before asking for money to go to the show or shopping)

lkerat

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Vive La Difference ! Posted: 8/7/2008 6:48:08 PM
Now that was a funny story!

lkerat

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 8/5/2008 9:14:27 PM
MY fav always gets a laugh........actually a slap You look like my future ex wife

lkerat

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Guide To Dating (Please Add Your Own...) Posted: 8/4/2008 3:41:24 AM
Pretty funny, a little slice of truth in most of these.

lkerat

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Tweens & Tampons Posted: 8/3/2008 7:41:25 PM
You should take a woman with you. (trust me) If no one is able to go with you and you ask a female worker at the store make sure they are older (the younger ones get embarrassed and runaway) I still have nightmares about it ,took 3 trips ...and the choices are endless.

lkerat

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Things not to say on a first date.. . Posted: 8/3/2008 9:40:38 AM
Can I shave you?

lkerat

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THE ART OF A DRIVE BY Posted: 8/2/2008 11:56:39 PM
I wouldn't do that for just anybody Figured guys could relate..... thanks for the bump

lkerat

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What's So Funny About HIV? Posted: 8/2/2008 11:36:52 PM
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the results back from your tests, and I'm sorry, you have an extremely contagious and deadly sexually transmitted disease known as G. A. S. H. "G. A. S. H? " replies the patient. "What the hell is that? ""It's a combination of gonorrhea, AIDS, syphilis, and herpes," explains the doctor. "My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do? ""Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes and pita bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly. "Will that cure me? ""Well no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door. " I know some of these werent really AIDS oriented... I thought you might get a laugh anyway. Never surrender.... we all lose battels keep your mind healthy fight the fight WIN THE WAR

lkerat

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What's So Funny About HIV? Posted: 8/2/2008 11:33:00 PM
1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy. 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout. 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter. 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your****2. If you go into heat, package your meat. 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis. 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse. 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool. 18. The right selection! Protect your erection. 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. 20. A crank with armor will never harm her. 21. If yo really love her, wear a cover. 22. Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake. 23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. 24. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket. 25. No glove, No love. 26. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy. 27. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke. 28. Even though you're tired and sleepy, take the time to wrap your pee-pee. 29. You know you shouldy wear a condom on that woody.

lkerat

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What's So Funny About HIV? Posted: 8/2/2008 11:30:34 PM
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off. \|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs though, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his back. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke; the broken glass carved up his back terribly. Yet, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up terribly. He then repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed. The next morning, his head was hurting, his back was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom. "Well, you really tied one on last night," she said. "Where'd you go? " "I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers. " "A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied. "You got plastered last night. Where did you go? " "What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway? " "Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror. "

lkerat

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What's So Funny About HIV? Posted: 8/2/2008 11:22:35 PM
"give me the bad news first. ""You've got AIDS. ""Oh, no! What could be worse than that? ""You've also got Alzheimer's Disease. ""Oh. Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS. "

lkerat

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What's So Funny About HIV? Posted: 8/2/2008 4:25:56 PM
Do you know how AIDS got to California? In an old Hudson. Do you know what the difference between Rock Hudson and Ellis Island is? Ellis Island is a ferry terminal. Did you hear about the Rock Hudson Memorial Hospital? It doesn't have any doctors or nurses, just aides. Do you know what the biggest question in California is? Who had the last piece of the Rock Did you hear that all the alligators in Florida are dying? They have Gator-AIDS Do you know how to keep from getting AIDS? Sit on your ass and keep your mouth shut.

lkerat

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What's So Funny About HIV? Posted: 8/2/2008 9:50:56 AM
A recent study has revealed alarming statistics that suggest senior citizens are the now biggest carriers of AIDS... Hearing AIDS Seeing AIDS Chewing AIDS Band AIDS RolAIDS Walking AIDS MedicAIDS Government AIDS

lkerat

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THE ART OF A DRIVE BY Posted: 8/2/2008 8:03:17 AM
The Art of a Drive By This is something that has to be performed with finesse and brilliance. When executed perfectly,it accomplishes two things. One, it takes blame away from you and lays it squarely on someone else (preferably another man hitting on a hot chic) Two, it provides a few minutes of laughter. For a better understanding I'll describe my last one. I was on a blind date a few months ago (a mutual friend hooked us up) and we go to this nice little club/restaurant on the lake. We're drinking a few beers, relaxing, and having a good conversation when the pressure starts building. (note to self never eat peanuts before a date). Luckily our friend calls to check on us, so when she hands me the phone I excuse myself saying the band is a little loud and I cant hear. I find a nice secluded little corner to find my victim. I spot a very young couple that appears to be a first date. She is a very beautiful young lady. (makes me think of my daughters)....He on the other hand looks way to slick and shifty to be with such a little angel. As luck would have it their table is not very far out of the way. As I make my way past (now timing is crucial here) 3 to 5 ft I ease it out. Timing was perfect. I make my way back to my seat, patting myself on the back thinking my good deed for the day is done. I sit down and prepare to watch the anger slide across her face and see the denial in his eyes . sounds easy huh......well here is what really happens. As I walk by with timing that was perfect( I'm sure of it) I quietly drop off my load and head back through the crowded bar/restaurant. As I sit down I turn around and cold chills run down my spine. Knots form in my stomach IT WAS A CLINGER! I watch as the fog rolls in (like the stand) following my exact footsteps. A cold sweat breaks out on my forehead as I watch it creep closer and closer, praying for wind ,someone to walk by, anything. Alas it was not be. As the fog settles at our table (Note to self secluded tables leave no one to lay blame on) I prepare my self for the worst.. I watch as her head snaps back like she had been slapped, her eyes began to watter leaving small trails down her face through her makeup and her mascara begins smearing looking like two black eyes . I'm waiting for the tirade I'm sure is about to come then I hear those three dreaded words. DID YOU FART...? What to answer? How would you answer? I did the manly thing and denied it... no, I actually owned up to it then told her this story....thankfully she had a sense of humor and two teenage boys. Sadly this story is true

lkerat

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Do you see divorced people as damaged goods? Posted: 8/1/2008 8:46:34 PM
If they were not divorced who would I date? Sure as he11 wouldnt be married wemon. (we really need a head scratching smiley) If we all thought the same .... guess this would be a pretty dull place This is what I left the humor forums for?

lkerat

Joined: 6/7/2008

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What's So Funny About HIV? Posted: 8/1/2008 5:32:05 PM
I was diagnosed with HIV last week. The doctor said, "you need to contact all the people you've had sex with in the past two years." I said, "that's an awful lot of women, but I should be able to help with identifying about 50%." He said, "wow, most people struggle to name one or two - do you keep records?" I said, "no, the police do, but unfortunately half of all rapes go unreported

lkerat

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What's So Funny About HIV? Posted: 8/1/2008 3:26:16 PM
This was interesting . http://www.humormatters.com/articles/aidshumo.htm

lkerat

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What's So Funny About HIV? Posted: 8/1/2008 3:17:52 PM
We can laugh or cry..... I choose to laugh The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't f?ck her."

lkerat

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What's So Funny About HIV? Posted: 8/1/2008 1:06:28 PM
Nobody drinks your when you sit it down One of the few who has actually had "killer sex" Your bite IS worse than your bark Dont know how many will post.... but after reading your profile ... I have to respect your honesty.. few if any would have that kind of courage. The mind is a powerfull tool I would use it in the battle ahead. Ill add some more ltr...

lkerat

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Things not to say on a first date.. . Posted: 7/31/2008 7:49:40 PM
Your mom/sister is pretty hot ..do you share?

lkerat

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10 Things I couldn't Do Before I Became a Dad Posted: 7/31/2008 6:25:51 PM
WHAT.....Wheres the endless hours of watching Barney ,car rides in the middle of the night and sleeping on a 6 in strip of the bed!

lkerat

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things a perfect woman might say.. Posted: 7/30/2008 7:21:50 PM
Both were funny, James if your girlfriend is like that.....does she have a sister?

lkerat

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Diary entries of a dog and cat Posted: 7/29/2008 5:15:21 PM
both.... whens the sequel?

lkerat

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Single male bias? Posted: 7/28/2008 4:39:38 PM
Maybe its the type of wemon you are meeting or where you are meeting them. Do your kids play sports take dance or tumbling? Not saying to go there to pick up wemon. But you might meet someone closer to where you are in your life or maybe meet a buddy so to speak (man or woman) whos kids interact with yours and yall can do things with each outher.

lkerat

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daughter asking for relationship advice from dad!! Posted: 7/28/2008 3:28:42 PM
^^^^^ Welcome to HELL for a while anyway My girls wouldnt talk to me to much (was always daaad as they ran out of the room) but thankfully i had an ex sister in law that they were close enough to talk to. You have no family or any of her friends mothers that may be able to help. Sometimes they just need you to be there and listen.

lkerat

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ROPING A DEER Posted: 7/28/2008 2:56:36 PM
That is the best one ive read in a while....

lkerat

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Diary entries of a dog and cat Posted: 7/28/2008 12:39:55 PM
Was a good read... ended it to early

lkerat

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Candy Bars... Posted: 7/27/2008 6:47:56 PM
Glad you found that... had been digging thru old e-mails looking for it

lkerat

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Candy Bars... Posted: 7/27/2008 5:39:09 PM
Mounds so how many words before ya can post

lkerat

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Decoding Dating Status for guys Posted: 7/27/2008 8:22:26 AM
Seen some new ones (for me) very very funny

lkerat

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Things PMS Stands For: Posted: 7/26/2008 6:17:08 AM
And to think I thought it meant PLEASE ME SEXY

lkerat

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full-time single dads Posted: 7/25/2008 12:35:48 PM
I think we all can..... It bothers me that it gets turned into a (single dad /single mom) its not easy for either . We both love with all our hearts,we both hurt when they hurt and when their sad...... is their a one of us that isnt sad for/with them .......same way when their life is full of joy.Ill admit being a man with daughters there are some things that require a woman (womanhood was brutal for me... I was as confused as a fart in a whirlwind can laugh about it now) I bet wemon with boys face problems that we as men could deal with easier. I feel we should be here helping each outher . Not flameing anyone just expressing myself...I have the utmost respect for single wemon! If it wasnt for the bad times we wouldnt appreciate the good ones.

lkerat

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Rimshots (authors) Posted: 7/25/2008 7:36:31 AM
Mad dash to the outhouse by Willie makeit

lkerat

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full-time single dads Posted: 7/25/2008 7:00:45 AM
Personally for me its been the greatest thing ....dont want the child support or anything else.. I got the memories ....playing dressup,dyeing easter eggs,christmass morning,coaching them (when little) , learning to read,drive , proms and so on (cant put a price tag on that) When im old and they stick me in a resthome (never come see me) atleast ill have that. I keep telling them im gonna live with them each 6 months outta the year... is ( whatever or you wish teenage slang for yes) my girls are 18 and 16

lkerat

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Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen? Posted: 7/25/2008 4:31:11 AM
My son was inmate of the month at pittsburg county jail

lkerat

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Instant Profile Help! Posted: 7/24/2008 3:24:51 PM
Hail to the king.....you should advertise could have used this a few days ago I only had my shrink and outher personality

lkerat

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on t-shirts Posted: 7/21/2008 7:48:50 PM
seen this the outher day My son was inmate of the month at-------- county jail

lkerat

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Men who date until 45 then get married for kids in a flash Posted: 7/21/2008 6:20:26 PM
I have a good friend in his 40's never married....hes looking to get married/have kids his bigest opstical seems to be his (mindset) that many years by hisself he seems to be used to thinking in terms of (me) not we ... we all know how far that goes... its a bigger struggle (for him) then i would have thought... im hopeing he figures it out before long .... my girls already told him they werent changing his sheets when hes old and cant get outta bed

lkerat

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Oh no...another newbie Posted: 7/21/2008 5:40:23 PM
Another newbie just looking around a little. enjoy reading forums (lurker ?) Some definately make for interesting reading ,ya definately get many diffrent perspectives . Have 2 daughters youngest still at home...for some strange reason she seems to have forgoten just how cool i am.... Seems like a pretty good place to make a few friends or kill a few hrs Have been single for a long time kids are all but grown ....not sure what to do with my free time thought i would say hi to everyone . WARNING...TO READ MY PROFILE YOU MUST HAVE A SINCE OF HUMOR Names Jim (prob speeled something wrong sure someone will help me tho)

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