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MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 175 (view)

Oh, its to soon to have sex... yah, blah, blah, blaw Posted: 11/22/2009 7:53:19 AM
There is nothing more important to establishing and maintaining a long lasting relationship than sexual chemistry. Sorry, but its the truth! So "Garyizzanut" - Why are you still looking? You have never had any "sexual chemistry" with a woman? You poor thing!

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 454 (view)

I Don't Need A Man.., I very Independent..etc etc = RED Flags? Posted: 11/18/2009 1:44:42 PM
Seems women want the freedom to say and do whatever they want, while holding men to a different standard. It's all clear now. It's the same 'ol, same 'ol.... I've often heard the key to a long and successful relationship is - The woman is ALWAYS right.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 40 (view)

Oh, its to soon to have sex... yah, blah, blah, blaw Posted: 11/18/2009 1:41:20 PM
So meet someone, talk a bit, go out a couple times and then f*ck them! Sounds like a fabulous plan for a long and happy life! Good luck with that my friend.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 74 (view)

Nose & Ear Hair Posted: 11/18/2009 11:45:42 AM
I just happened to be shopping today and saw a kit that is sold for men to groom themselves...little electric things to trim the nose hair, etc. So, it seems rather mind boggling that someone would be so inept he can't keep himself decently groomed. " I just happened to be shopping today" - that's another problem -a lot of men won't shop. They want to just sit in a cave all day while we go out and gather.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 437 (view)

I Don't Need A Man.., I very Independent..etc = RED Flags? Posted: 11/17/2009 5:06:55 PM
I think what funtunes is trying to say that is we men are more likely to choose who we show our cards to, but at the end it's usually the women who decides whether there is relationship/dating potential or not. Still crap - If a man decides he doesn't want to stay, there's never been a damn thing I can do to make him stay or commit. I think men are more likely to be less discriminating of who they START a relationship with - especially if there is a promise of sex.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 850 (view)

Do women cook anymore?? Posted: 11/17/2009 5:41:22 AM
I would say in this economy it's expensive to eat out all the time especially for a whole family. and fast food is not real food - it fills you up but that's it. The mothers who feed their kids that constantly are doing a huge disservice to their families. As another poster just said, cooking is not rocket science. It's mixing things together and heating things up. Any one who can read directions or a recipe should be able to cook and improve with practice. If ANYONE past college age cannot cook at least basic stuff, I would question their intelligence above all else.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 343 (view)

What a man over 45 looks for in a relationship. Posted: 11/16/2009 7:30:28 PM
Is it your view that every older woman is a fat slob of some kind who has lost her looks? If so, you are living in a dream world I don't believe that's true. I think a man's ability to see beauty and not buy into so much of what society says is beautiful with any luck expands as he gets wiser. Women get tired of buying into that crap. Tired of having to spend our days hungry, pretending to be olympic athletes, and for what? So a man might love us? I've been there done that, was slender throughout my 20s & 30s - it did not get me a better quality of man. To see another woman beating herself up about a few pounds when she's not even overweight just irritates me in seeing what society does to women. I am beautiful, talented, funny, intelligent, can cook, and keep a nice house. If I had to be a supermodel on top of all that, well, that would make me too perfect for any man to live up to. I would be sure to remind him of it everyday. lol We don't have to be perfect - physical perfection is impossible at this age so I might as well eat what makes me happy and live the way I like. - and at 46 not a wrinkle in sight. As a wedding pianist I've seen plenty of plus size brides with very happy grooms so don't give me that crap that I'm single because that's what's wrong with me. reaguard2: I'm confident enough to have quite a few pictures up - where are yours?

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 329 (view)

What a man over 45 looks for in a relationship. Posted: 11/16/2009 7:44:26 AM
That's one of the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Really? Looks don't last, but personality is forever. If I had a dime for every man here that married a woman because he thought she was smokin hot but he had very little in common with her.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 326 (view)

What a man over 45 looks for in a relationship. Posted: 11/16/2009 7:28:54 AM
Deb1961 - I just do and eat whatever the hell I want, but keep my line out anyways. I might catch a chubby chaser looking for a mouthy redhead with a heart of gold. lol Those that disguise themselves as "deep", "open-minded" and compassionate men who are secretly looking for a trophy usually get what they deserve.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

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Nose & Ear Hair Posted: 11/16/2009 6:52:38 AM
Maybe their eyes get bad and they can't see it. I always wonder why they let Andy Rooney go on 60 minutes looking like that - the cheap **stard can't afford an eyebrow trimmer. You can bet if a woman in TV let go of her grooming that much she would have been out of a job a long time ago. Men have NO clue about all of the money, time and effort most women put into grooming and maintenence. They wouldn't be able to maintain daily life if they had to do all the things we do.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 66 (view)

Tolerance with age? Posted: 11/16/2009 6:43:11 AM
I'm much less tolerant of bad and stupid behavior. As far as physical, good hygiene and grooming still have to be there. Aging is inevitable for everyone so it seems really silly to get all hung up on physique.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

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Why do second marriages fail more often? Posted: 11/16/2009 6:32:17 AM
They obviously jump into the next one because they are afraid of being alone. - Especially when they want to find someone before their ex does to mend their ego.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 320 (view)

What a man over 45 looks for in a relationship. Posted: 11/14/2009 7:06:42 AM
Have you ever considered that your restrictions on your profile might be preventing some from contacting you,,, You're kidding, right? I would say any gender within 20,000 miles from 40-65 looking for dating, ltr, is single & no drugs can contact me, all that would be excluded is another species.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 317 (view)

What a man over 45 looks for in a relationship. Posted: 11/13/2009 5:47:04 PM
Ahhh,,, I thought you used to flirt with me. Glad I didn't do something stupid like flirt back now that I see you would like the same kind of woman as I would,,, Ahhh NewTo Michi, I'm starting to think that a woman might understand and accept me more than a man. I do enjoy your posts, Michi are all broads on this slutty ; i thought being in thier 40s thed be more grounded and loyal Perhaps the mideast regions where the women are required wear burkas might suit you more, debill? Me thinks you just have a chip on your shoulder because you're under the impression every man here is gettin "some" EXCEPT for you? Someone whose not so set in her ways that she's forgotten how to compromise. Someone who wants to be an equal partner; doesn't want or need to be "taken care of" and knows she doesn't need to take care of me. Someone for whom no topic of conversation is off limits or taboo. Someone who really, REALLY enjoys intimacy, and admits it openly. Someone who is intelligent, articulate, open-minded, nonjudgmental, easy-going, and has a well-developed sense of humor. Gentle Bard - You have described me as well. Apparently I am everyone's dream woman but time and time again I get overlooked because I'm not smokin hot. Oh well...........

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 308 (view)

What a man over 45 looks for in a relationship. Posted: 11/13/2009 6:52:52 AM
Men don't like easy women. That's why their 1st, 2nd, and 3rd marriages all end with men complaining about how seldom their ex-wives wanted to have sex. How does he know he isn't the 1st one she's been with in a couple of years and she simply really likes him, is attracted to him and enjoys his company? Would a man pressure a woman into sex unless he feels a connection with her? Guys want sex right? That's what we a re told over and over. NewTo Michigan: You seem way too evolved to buy into that misogynist way of thinking. Some women don't like (gets fuzzy here but willing to assume) easy men. I don't know if I would call it easy, but instead persistent. Women just don't want to be badgered by a guy for sex like a used car salesman trying to close a deal just after they've met them. A woman that is capable of respecting herself and me,,, has feelings about love/intimacy/relationships that are common to someone who isn't jaded or tainted,,, has consideration for anyone affected by her decisions on matters,,, has the desire to live life to the end without having regrets,,, has the capacity to love someone while disagreeing with them,,, has the ability to appreciate the ways I would spoil her and reciprocate because she felt the same way about me,,, wouldn't feel the need to raise her voice unless I eventually needed hearing aids and was too vain to get them,,, Spoken by a highly evolved man! But be careful, I think you have just described me.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 413 (view)

I Don't Need A Man.., I very Independent..etc etc = RED Flags? Posted: 11/13/2009 6:31:23 AM
"Be wary of anyone that states that...the most so called 'independent women' fall the hardest." That is true in a way. If I make changes that disrupt my life such as moving for him and disrupting my business, changing how I manage my time in order to be with him, etc, it is a HUGE sacrifice for some women. Independent women have much more to lose from their perspective when they fall in love with a man. They want to make darn sure he's worth it before they turn their life upside down for him. Catering to a man's needs takes a lot of time and energy away from the life we have already established and of course, that goes both ways. I myself would be very wary of a man who is so transient or dependent that he would make major changes in his life shortly after meeting a woman. I think a man should be very suspicious who does the same, as if she is waiting for a man to fill all the black holes of her life. To me that is not a healthy individual to being with. Yeah, I've seen a lot of negative profiles women have written. The truth is, if a woman were completely happy with her life, she wouldn't be on this site in the first place! I think some people can be happy no matter what their lot in life. My profile is negative and turned off right now because of personal attacks by men here in the forums and despicable dating behavior from men here. It is tongue -in-cheek humor and I do not expect it to attract anyone at the moment. I am happy without a man, but also could be happy with a man who is going to compliment my life. The wrong person can just leave me feeling drained. According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, many of us are pretty darn happy but are still missing the love of a life partner. Many people here spend their life at the bottom of Maslow's triangle spending their life ONLY seeking basic physical needs such as food, clothing, sex, shelter, and never having any goals beyond that.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 109 (view)

Lack of Kids Posted: 11/12/2009 10:51:00 AM
One of the friend of my kid's friends has 5 kids with 4 different mothers, he is 27 years old, on probation for the next five years and currently has no jobs and wanted me to buy his uncle's food stamps last week. He admits he has no business being a father and it was never cause he wanted kids he just hates using condoms. It just angers me that the world is filled with morons like this. Why doesn't he just get himself neutered? That is the type of person that has such low regard for human life.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

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To pursue or not to pursue… Posted: 11/12/2009 6:02:38 AM
Just plain ask her if she wants to date - yes or no. She seems to want to put your focus on her relationship with another man which kind of has put your in the "friend" zone already. Not a good way for you to start out.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 273 (view)

What a man over 45 looks for in a relationship. Posted: 11/11/2009 9:18:48 AM
As long as the ladies express preferences for the man's "package", men will express preferences for their "attributes". Ah, but smart women don't divide a man up into "parts" and look into the TOTAL package. A well endowed mental midget is of no interest to me. With a good set of batteries that "package" is easily substituted at any time and doesn't provide any dirty fruit of the looms and socks to be picked up after. Men will easily forego intellect and sweet personality if a woman for the smokin hot physical stuff.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 250 (view)

What a man over 45 looks for in a relationship. Posted: 11/10/2009 7:00:58 AM
speak for yourself! having NOT had children, mine are still pretty darn perky - even at 40DD! DivineB: I wasn't speaking for myself. I am the same size as you and have had no children. I take pride in a damn fine rack. One more benefit of women who have never had kids.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 367 (view)

That's WHY It's Called Sex Appeal Posted: 11/9/2009 4:26:55 PM
I do not think most women are this hungry for a free meal, as has been described on these boards. You would think we were all starving to death. Yup - I actually eat VERY well and am far from starving to death. It's just a guy's wishful thinking - they want us all to starve ourselves.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 241 (view)

What a man over 45 looks for in a relationship. Posted: 11/9/2009 4:22:12 PM
the same thing a younger man looks for: - BIG TITS! Well the older gals are gonna have gravity working against them - they don't stay perky forever.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 334 (view)

Let's get naked Posted: 11/9/2009 4:16:30 PM
When I was married, I would never let my husband see me naked. He made me feel unattractrive, unwanted, ashamed of my full figure. I would've asked him why he was there and then have him get naked while I marked all of his problem areas with magic marker. lol It's funny how when they want "some" they don't have a problem with it. I figure any guy that's got a problem with my body doesn't have to sleep with me. When someone criticizes their lover's body, it's like biting the hand that feeds them. It's strange that the men that were the most critical of my body had no problem reaching orgasm, when many times THEY couldn't bring ME to orgasm. Now - never again. Once a man says something negative about my body, it's "Hit the Road Jack."

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 65 (view)

How Easily Can You Detect Red Flags Posted: 11/2/2009 8:20:59 AM
In reference to message 63 and 64: I think anything that is taken to the extreme is a problem. Give me middle of the road and "boring" any day. One of my favorite movie lines is "Sell crazy someplace else - I'm all stocked up here"

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 258 (view)

I Don't Need A Man.., I very Independent..etc etc = RED Flags? Posted: 10/31/2009 10:35:46 AM
no sestruth - We know that most men get too scared when they know a woman is getting "too attached" and they run away. We HAVE to play it cool so we don't scare you skittish little boys. I wish it were as simple as luring you with a bowl of candy. BOO!

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 84 (view)

I demand everybody here to SMILE Posted: 10/31/2009 10:31:03 AM
I smile all the time, but that doesn't mean I don't have something to piss and moan about - Like why do so few men smile in their pictures here? I wonder about the condition of their teeth.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

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Clitoral vs. Vaginal orgasms Posted: 10/31/2009 4:52:44 AM
13karat: I think some women question when a man lays claims to having an authoritative command of the female body, that because this is a public forum, their intention is to toot their own horn, or are being egotistical. It's good to know the internal and external anatomy, but we all are very different in many ways. I just am glad to be having an orgasm - I don't care what kind it is - it's MY kind.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 127 (view)

Christian Men Posted: 10/31/2009 4:44:51 AM
MissM, I wonder why this is so important to you. You list yourself as non-christian, yet you spend a lot of time fretting over those who do not bear the fruit they promise. Integrity is not exclusive to Christianity. I have standards for my own life and desire someone who is true to their own words.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 125 (view)

Christian Men Posted: 10/30/2009 1:27:02 PM
There are godly christian men who are adament about being pure, about treating a woman right. There are men who love God and who need a godly lady who believes as they do. Let's stop the male bashing and start to adore and honor them. If supposedly all christian men were terrible, then why would they want to do or be good to anyone here that bashes them. Why not just have sex outside of marriage? Why not just treat a woman like a piece of meat? You ladies are expecting it.......but you ALL need to STOP and cherish the men, pray for the men and be a godly woman to the men. They may want to live up to their call if seen as God does! I'm not prejudging anyone - I will wait and see if they "walk the walk". Nor am "leading them astray". There are good Christian loving men out there - they are usually still married. It's the ones that have been divorced and have a hateful attitude towards women I refuse to "adore and honor" - I refuse to have anything to do with them. I just don't want to take on all their garbage. Ritikay - If you are willing to take a man into your life that hates women, is twice divorced, a drug user, and has 2 restraining orders against them but is a born again Christian and a church musician more power to ya. I will be happy to honor and adore a man than honors and adores me - whether he is a Christian or not.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 64 (view)

more sex Posted: 10/29/2009 11:44:00 AM
I think the amount of sex really has nothing to do with it. I see men who stay in sexless relationships for years all the time. It thinks it depends more on how clueless a guy is and how manipulative and controlling a woman is. In my past relationships I'VE always been the one disappointed in the amount of sex I was getting from my partner. Men aren't the only ones motivated by sex to stay with someone that's not right for them. It wasn't till later in life I realized that a jackass is not sexy to me no matter how good looking he may be. When a man treats me well and wants to be with me? Now that's sexy. If a man is willing to put up with drama or abuse from a woman, I think it's usually only because the woman is smokin hot or they get off on the adrenaline rush from living in conflict.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 97 (view)

Wouldn't ordinarily do this... Maxim mag/porn accusations etc Posted: 10/28/2009 6:41:23 PM
OP - I just noticed your age in your profile. She's too young for you anyhow - that might be half the problem right there. You'd be better off with a more mature, and secure woman, not some little twit, that throws temper tantrums. Let me guess, the ONLY redeeming quality she has is a smokin hot body? A much younger woman thinks she can get away with that crap because a much older guy should be thankful to get them.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 85 (view)

Wouldn't ordinarily do this... Maxim mag/porn accusations etc Posted: 10/28/2009 3:39:41 PM
OP - Maybe you should show her some REALLY disgusting porn sites online and she'll learn what REAL porn is. If she is that much of a puritan to think Maxim is porn, she must just be a bundle of excitement for you in the bedroom. I imagine there is a lot of things there you're not allowed to do either. Tell her you need a real woman, not the psycho version of Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. Let's just say you were looking at a real porn mag in private at your own place of business. In this economy, screwing up someone's business or sabatoging their work place is almost grounds for murder. You would call the police if a stranger did this in your store - why is it ok for her to threaten violence in your place of business? She has problems on several different levels.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 31 (view)

Oral anal play? Posted: 10/28/2009 7:31:54 AM
Nothing sexual is without a risk of disease True, but many behaviors are much less risky. I've seldom even kissed in the past 4 years and have never even had so much as a cold. When I was dating someone regularly I got bronchitis & chronic respiratory infections constantly. ....and with condoms every time now, I worry less and enjoy more. Bingo, the whole point I was trying to get out. I know I refuse to live in a bubble just because some doctor decided to put out a study that anal rimming or anything anal is bad. I think people now a days worry far to much about things and do not live anymore. There are women who have contracted the HPV virus orally and have suffered through throat cancer. Many guys think a condom is not necessary for oral sex because they are either ignorant or don't care about a woman's health. I know it puts a big damper on things, but even many prostitutes insist on condoms for that. I have read that Farrah Fawcett's anal cancer was possibly brought on by the HPV virus. Yes - there are many people who are too OCD to even have fun, relax and enjoy sex. I am not one of those people, however the idea of shoving my tongue deep into someone's anus sounds about as wonderful as licking a public toilet seat. I guess I have coprophobia. I've also observed in the past how little toilet paper men seem to go through - this worries me. I guess I should go shopping for a bubble - but a bubble for two. lol For those that dont like doing it, you are not going to turn off those that do like doing it. Not trying to discourage anyone, and I'm as open minded as it gets. I was just saying why it doesn't work for me. I'm not saying anal stimulation or milking the prostate is a bad thing if people use common sense. You just treat anything that has been where poop goes, the same as you would treat raw sewage or toxic waste and clean it or dispose of it asap. There are no absolutes, but toying with coprophilia will raise your chances of contracting something in your lifetime. yep I am going to continue doing it and its a deal breaker for me if my date is not willing. Bon Appetite!

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

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Those Golden Shower Posted: 10/27/2009 9:45:11 PM
The colours of the rainbow were first adopted by the Gay community. For example, the rainbow or gay pride flag was created 30 years ago by Gilbert Baker as a symbol of gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender pride. It was also the gay community which first started the tradition of using the "color code" of which fetishes they coveted, but instead of bracelets it was handkerchiefs in the back pockets and the right or left sides indicated whether they preferred to be the giver or receiver.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 45 (view)

Wouldn't ordinarily do this... Maxim mag/porn accusations etc Posted: 10/27/2009 9:34:25 PM
Those are usually the type of women that men seem to like to marry. I think she might be your future ex-wife. She's no doubt psychotic and if I were you I back away from her very slowly. If she's like this now, you don't know what she'll pull when you try to break up with her. To humiliate you at your work is inexcusable and I don't condone violence but wouldn't blame a man for grabbing that woman by the hair and throwing her out the door.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 82 (view)

Do women speak better than men? Posted: 10/27/2009 8:13:23 PM
so no matter how hard we concentrate on what she says it all just sounds like blah blah blah blah to us! Ahhh - so you've been dating Charlie Brown's teacher? I know when you put a bunch of women in a room, its like a chicken coupe cackeling hens. That's only because you are there and they're discussing your lack of communication. In all honesty I don't even like using the phone for more than basic communication. Not all women care to overcommunicate. Men generally say what they mean in fewer words, I guess thier ability or desire to talk a lot isnt a priority since we are more doers than sayers. I've met men who were pretty long winded and full of empty promises when it comes to "getting some". Most who fall into that category fall short in their actions.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 53 (view)

Clitoral vs. Vaginal orgasms Posted: 10/27/2009 7:36:20 PM
well then may she should label her fuse box so we can flip the right breaker... men aren't born with vaginas, however were still expected to jump right in and fly them first time without crashing! -a good co-pilot with navigational skills would come in handy Doesn't hurt to look at a map or some blueprints either. Although things may vary depending on what make and model. Doctors learn from anatomical diagrams all the time. Not all G spots are the same distance in and quite difficult to reach though. and BTW PetalPi - the G is located on the anterior (the front) wall of the vagina. It has kind of a bumpy characteristic. Don't confuse your urethra with it which of course is closer to the opening or you could end up with a UTI.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 50 (view)

Musical Guilty Pleasures Posted: 10/27/2009 7:22:14 PM
I like anything disco - The "Boogie Nights" soundtracks are some of my favs and I even have "Joy" the 70s Bach instrumental as a ringtone on my cell - I get a lot of compliments on that. I love "You Sexy Thing", "I Will Survive", "Born To Be Alive", KC & the Sunshine Band, Abba, and Gloria Gaynor. It just puts me in a great mood and takes me back to a time when I had so many less worries.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 246 (view)

Does anyone else appreciate Classical music Posted: 10/27/2009 7:12:34 PM
I play classical probably a lot more often than I listen to it. I adore the Bach Cello Prelude no. 1 so I adapted it for piano with harmony in the left hand. I know some purists might frown on that but I believe just because it's doesn't mean that creativity needs to be totally sifled.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 60 (view)

Do you play any unusual musical instruments? Posted: 10/27/2009 7:03:28 PM
I visited a ren faire about 4 or 5 years ago and there was a harp maker there. After discovering that as a pianist I could easily pick it up I bought a cheaper one off Ebay and took some lessons from a nun that lives about a mile away, then got together $3000 to buy the harp of my dreams - a Lyon and Healy Celtic floor/lever harp called The Shamrock. I like to play anything from "Whiter Shade of Pale" to Don Mclean's "Starry Starry Night", to a little bit of "Stairway to Heaven". I attached some pick ups inside so I can use an amp if needed. The instrument looks just as beautiful as it sounds, and unlike the piano, it's an instrument that I can literally embrace and hold close to my heart while I'm playing. One poor soul who heard me playing last year at an arts show took a business card and said he would like me to play for his funeral - I didn't have the heart to ask him when that would be.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

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Foreign Horror Seems to Have way more kahonas than American does recently? Posted: 10/27/2009 6:48:29 PM
I thought "The Audition" was one of the best horror flicks I've seen. I think the Rob Zombie film "House of a 100 Corpses and it's sequel were really good too though - and the "Hostel" films even though they aren't foreign films.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

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Oral anal play? Posted: 10/27/2009 5:57:17 PM
Your excrement is stored in your intestines, its not stored in the cavity where you put your tongue or your finger and if you can't get it clean enough to not smell like poop then your one dirty person and you need to wash better No one's rectum is completely free of bacteria since fecal matter goes through it and the colon is directly attached to it. Your colon does not stop moving matter through to the rectum so you can do soapy enemas half the day and it's still a crap shoot.(pun intended) With enough anal stimulation, peristalsis can go into action in which the intestines start pushing the fecal matter into the rectum. Unless you've stopped eating 2 days ago and did a chlorine bleach enema, the azz can still have harmful bacteria that you can't see or smell, but it's there. I think a good supply of disposable latex gloves and vaseline are a good way to say I love you, without risking your health. As for intercourse everyone knows not to go from back to front on a woman.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 47 (view)

Clitoral vs. Vaginal orgasms Posted: 10/27/2009 5:40:32 PM
practice! practice! practice! -how do you expect a guy to find your buttons -if you cant even find them yourself??? Sounds like the lady knows exactly where her main switch is - it's just being ignored too often.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 28 (view)

Those Golden Shower Posted: 10/27/2009 4:05:55 PM
That was pretty funny, Illusion. If you think golden showers are weird then you'd really have hard time understanding the guy who likes to go one step further and catheterize women. It's a control and humiliation thing.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 102 (view)

registered sex offenders Posted: 10/27/2009 3:52:03 PM
once he knew what I did for a living started asking me if I had any fantasies about my work. maybe he just wanted you to play school teacher with him as the student ... not that kinky of a fantacy Doesn't matter - when they begin to ask me sexual questions about my relationships with my students I take that very seriously and to me is the equivalent of a cold shower. If he was just being an idiot then maybe he'll figure that out and next time learn what boundaries are.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 100 (view)

registered sex offenders Posted: 10/27/2009 2:18:59 PM
It wouldn't matter WHAT he was on the offender's list for or whether or not I'm a parent. Being involved in any way with someone who is on the list would be occupational suicide for me since I teach other people's children in a private setting. I met someone here on POF last summer that once he knew what I did for a living started asking me if I had any fantasies about my work. I was so pissed that he would disrespect my livelyhood for his own amusement and stupidity. I blocked him as fast as I could. We have a practicing veterinarian in town who had a thing for little girls and is in the registry. I don't know how he gets any business from people with children, but they either don't know or don't care. As far as including children in your pics in a dating site, I personally find it pretty inappropriate and distasteful, but I find more dads seem to do it than moms do. I've included this on my profile after seeing it in someone else's here: I've been accused of "fear mongering" by someone in the forums here, but their opinion of me doesn't matter. IMPORTANT BULLETIN: UNCOOL (+ DANGEROUS?) TO POST WITH YOUR KIDS ON THIS SITE WHERE POTENTIAL PREDATORS LURK. KIDS SHOULD NOT BE USED AS SALES TOOLS TO MARKET YOURSELF. PLEASE PETITION POF TO CHANGE THEIR POLICY ON POSTINGS WITH CHILDREN TO AT LEAST MASK OUT THEIR FACES IF POSTED. FOR WIDER COVERAGE OF THIS MESSAGE, PLEASE COPY & PASTE INTO YOUR OWN PROFILE. THANKS

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 44 (view)

Clitoral vs. Vaginal orgasms Posted: 10/27/2009 1:56:26 PM
OP - You are not alone. Many women do not orgasm from sexual intercourse alone and are quite happy with a clitoral orgasm. Find a way to sitmulate your clitoris yourself or ask your partner to during sex. It's seems there is a bit of brainwashing going on that if we don't have vaginal orgasms or don't squirt that there is something wrong with us or we are not "letting go" enough. I say what makes YOU happy should be fine.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 12 (view)

Oral anal play? Posted: 10/27/2009 1:49:02 PM
one word - ok maybe 2. E-COLI

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 195 (view)

Do woman like Guitarists? Posted: 10/27/2009 1:12:45 PM
Women are just more aural creatures to begin with, so musicians in general get their attention, especially the men that can get all "sensitive" when they play or sing. I think women who don't particularly have much knowledge about music are easily impressed (groupies). I don't think they necessarily go for guitar players any more than any other instrumentalists, it's just that guitar players command more attention on stage. Especially when they are a lead singer. I think there's a personality type that goes with each instrumentalist: lead guitar - egomaniacs keyboard players - geeks and techies - many times the only ones with formal music training or musically literate. drummers - caveman like bassists - low key & very stoic (except for that guy from Earth Wind and Fire) Female singers that play nothing more than a tambourine, think a "key" is something you open a door with, and don't have to set up any equipment- a groupie who is just eye candy & wants to be part of the band or sleep with the guitar player. I used to go to blues jams where I found myself to be the only keyboardist and definitely the only female. Male guitarists are a dime a dozen, taking 20 minute long solos and just trying to impress each other by name dropping the other guitarists they know and like. Most have had very little training and can't read a note, which would be fine if they weren't just a one trick pony. I think they were a little jealous of me because I stood out and got more attention because of it.

MissMewsic

Joined: 6/10/2008

Msg: 29 (view)

Fetishes - Friend or Foe ? Posted: 10/27/2009 11:25:46 AM
I think spanking, handcuffs or being tied up, rough sex etc has all pretty much become mainstream, and their are some fetishes that are unhealthy or dangerous even to the majority of the fetish community. and yes - In every relationship, whether they acknowledge it or not, there is a Dominant and submissive dynamic. It seems everyone's mind automatically goes to the foot fetishist which seems to be the most familiar, but that is just scratching the surface. Some fetishes are not that one dimensional and cover a multitude of sexual practices.

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