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 Author Thread: PICS: Images not showing up issues here...[Read the 1st Post (the OP)]
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 854 (view)
 
PICS: Images not showing up issues here...[Read the 1st Post (the OP)]
Posted: 11/15/2008 9:57:43 AM
Hmmm trying to upload an image from my new photo album, but when I do it is all weird and pixelated... Doesn't do it on certain photo hosting websites...

Any suggestions on why this is? Thankees...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 7 (view)
 
iPhone App
Posted: 11/15/2008 9:54:45 AM
Hmm can access it normally on the iPhone by the web... But if ya sending messages to people it seems to go wacko half way through the message and you have to abort... Does this on both my iPhones... So an iPhone app would be aces...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
uploading pics with iPhone
Posted: 9/8/2008 11:44:28 AM
I just saved mine on to the comp and put it on here... cant use the iPhone as a source...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
 
amir khan
Posted: 9/8/2008 1:55:07 AM
Amir Khan't ;)

I dont think this is the end for him...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 31 (view)
 
'Large Hadron Collider' will be switched on, on wednesday
Posted: 9/7/2008 3:53:19 AM
Mini Black holes were only created in the big bang... And didnt last that long... The mini black hole can "evaporate" unlike conventional black holes which are too big in theory... So it may create the black hole but will prob only exist for a micro of a second...

Also Im right in saying that we cannot create energy and that there has been the same amount of energy in the universe since the big bang and there always will be?!

In that case... If we are able to recreate the conditions of the big bang... Will we be able to create energy... If so that would help your hungry people...!
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
My computer stutters !
Posted: 9/7/2008 3:37:44 AM
Hmm the only time my spybot froze was when I installed it while I had a virus on the comp... Sometimes the spyware can duplicate itself into the program that is trying to remove it... That way when they find the spyware they cant delete it due to it being in there files...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Should we go to Mars?
Posted: 9/4/2008 5:27:53 AM
We need to go to Mars and we should go to Mars... I did this in college lol... Wont bore you with the details... But as far as Physics goes shouldnt we all be worried about the Large Hadron Collider that they are going to turn on today that could cause a miniature black hole that could destroy the earth...? alternatively could break space-time and destroy the universe, but I think that is less likely...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Laptop help
Posted: 9/4/2008 5:10:52 AM
http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=98021

Thats the one you want... Does AOL... (Am assuming that you are running with broadband?!)
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Mama mia
Posted: 9/4/2008 5:07:40 AM
My dad is a real Abba fan so have grown up listening to them and am not bothered by it... I went to see it (but only cos I have an unlimited pass thing lol... Go see everything lol) And I th0ught it was poop... Noone else think that the actors were all too old for a start?! Also the guys couldnt sing...? Why not have people who could?! Like Hugh Jackman or Ewan McGregor... Meryl streep is 62/63? Playing a 37 yr old.... WTF? Julie walters was sooo old she could barely move... Casting was sooooo soooo wrong...

Apparently the stage show is the same though...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Laptop help
Posted: 9/4/2008 5:01:09 AM
Um... I think pretty much all the laptops are wireless anyways so wont need to do anything to that... If you have a external modem then just get a Netgear wireless router from PC world or maplins... or dixons etc...

And the follow the instructions and thats it...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
What to do in Hong Kong for 2 Weeks?
Posted: 9/3/2008 3:10:42 PM
Nope lol... I am to posh to stay in a hostel lol...

5 star hotel for me!

Same while I was in Australia... Apartments and hotels all the way...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
karry katona a sweet princess?
Posted: 9/3/2008 5:53:17 AM


Have you seen the video of her frigging herself with a frying pan handle! (still attached I may add) ... durrrty biatch


No i have'nt, is it on a website???


Haha I wonder how many hits that website has had... Minging lol...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
What to do in Hong Kong for 2 Weeks?
Posted: 9/3/2008 4:33:06 AM
I went to Hong Kong for a week, as a stop over before we went to Australia...

Toured the island for a day... With one of the many tour companies...

Shopping is the biggest past time there... Everything is cheap and with the current exchange rate... Very cheap...

Take a look at the markets etc... They are ace... Can find anything there lol...

The light show is pretty good... Can see that and then go to one of the night markets...

We stayed in the Wan chai (sp?) district... Which is the red light district... Though we didnt know that at the time... Plenty of pubs and clubs down there... Found a bar that was full of brits watching the footy which was a good laugh...

Got to watch out for restaurants giving you lemon tea when you don't ask for it and then charging you for it... The restaurants are ace and the food is amazing, recommend eating at the smaller establishments where all the locals go...We ate out every night at different places... And it never cost us more than a tenner for three of us and beer... Could easily spend a week just eating there... If you have a bit of spare dosh then go to the big floating restaurant thing... Very expensive but magnificent food...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
karry katona a sweet princess?
Posted: 9/3/2008 4:08:54 AM

Erm...this is probably a daft question- but who is she? I have seen the name around, but have no idea who what or why...


She started life as a stripper, then became a singer in Atomic Kitten.... Then became pregnant and has had 451 babies... Was on I'm a celebrity... get me outa here..
Now has a column in Ok! mag and works to promote both Iceland and Asda...

Married Brian Macfadden singer in ultra famous Westlife...
Then divorced him and married some taxi driver...

Her life in a nut shell... The joy of wikipedia lol
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Chinese Proverbs
Posted: 9/3/2008 3:47:11 AM
Man with hole in pocket feel**** all day

Virginity like balloon. One prick, all gone!

:D
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 43 (view)
 
DO MEN KNOW HOW TO READ?
Posted: 9/3/2008 3:42:59 AM
I tried to read the Karma Sutra but there were to many pictures and it got on my nerves... Who wants pictures in books...?
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
How do I get back to New York City?
Posted: 9/3/2008 3:38:20 AM
I checked mine and it is only about 10 miles out from me...

Only way to change your IP is to get your landlord to ring up the company who owns the modem and request an IP change that has the right address...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
My computer stutters !
Posted: 9/2/2008 4:21:24 PM
Have ye got anti virus etc? Check your drivers are working... If not...

Configure CleanMgr to max settings and run
Go to Start-Run and type

cleanmgr /sageset:1
The above need only be ran once (these settings will be remembered as the default until another sageset is ran).

It will present a menu select all except compress, then

Go to Start-Run and type

cleanmgr /sagerun:1
As long as /sageset above has been ran on this computer from now on the /sagerun is the only thing that needs to run.

Step 2. (most likely the problem)

Spyware and adware removal

http://www.safer-networking.org/en/download/index.html
Run this twice delete all it finds, always run this before AdAware

AdAware http://www.lavasoftusa.com/downloads.html
Delete all it finds

BHO Demon http://www.definitivesolutions.com/bhodemon.htm
This program runs stand alone no install is required post me the items it finds...

Do these and most likely not only will this fix your problem but the computer should run faster
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 68 (view)
 
Who do you think will win the premier league 08/09?
Posted: 9/2/2008 3:53:50 PM
Glory glory LEEDS UNITED!!!

Leeds should have gone up last year... Damn deductions... Damn Dennis Wise... Damn!!!
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 41 (view)
 
DO MEN KNOW HOW TO READ?
Posted: 9/2/2008 3:49:07 PM
Lol at number 40!!

I can read... In fact I read a lot... I own hundreds of books and have read them all...

Have also recently read the bible, chronicle of the world, pears encyclopaedia and Mein kampf... Just because I can...

Wow now I sound geeky...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Suicide Hotline
Posted: 9/2/2008 3:39:18 PM
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "**** off, you won't bring it back."








YAY Red Dwarf!!
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
New Web Browser By google
Posted: 9/2/2008 3:32:58 PM
This is ace!!! Quick and easy to use...

Quicker than IE, FF and Safari

Incognito is genius... Most viewed on the homepage is ace also...

Is now my default browser :D
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
New Web Browser By google
Posted: 9/2/2008 1:08:44 PM
Its there ... Tis on the homepage below the search thingy...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Kevin Keegan Sacked!!
Posted: 9/2/2008 11:34:40 AM
Do we have an idea who will be the new manager?

Dennis Wise is a W***er!!!

Am a Leeds fan lol...
(Living in swindon)
[He shafted both clubs]
B%$^%£D
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
i phone, How Is It Gaining The Market, Does The Overheating Effect Marketing?
Posted: 9/2/2008 7:02:24 AM
I love my iPhone...

In the uk it is ace... With the UK having better 3G coverage than the states and O2s price plans being fairly decent, I would recomend it in the UK...

The applications that are coming out are ace... Never drops calls like my old N95 used to do... Internet browsing is very quick...
Never had a problem over heating... unless its in my jeans and i have been sat down in a hot room all day... And then the only problem I get is that if I write a text it just takes a little time for the prosessor to catch up with what I have written...

The only thing I dont like is the camera... If you want your phone to take ace pics then go with the Tocco... The iPhone only has a 2Mg Camera... That has no flash or video function that I know of... Also cant send or recieve MMS... Have to send via an email work around... And recieve by using the interweb...

Other than that it is ace... For £35 a month ( the average I would say for most Uk contracts) You get 600mins 500texts and unlimited internet usage...

However... I have just seen a new phone called "The One" It looks AMAZING!!!
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
This should offend just about EVERYONE
Posted: 8/25/2008 9:28:52 AM
God originally gave moses 14 commandments... But he forgot the other ones...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Cafe culture?
Posted: 8/25/2008 9:27:15 AM
Cafes are a rip off! And also I dont like coffee lol...

Good ole cuppa tea for me... :D

Or a pint of course...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
When girls don't put out!
Posted: 8/12/2008 3:34:43 PM
put out the bins?
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/5/2008 3:29:44 PM
Grab your coat! I have a knife... jks of course :p
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Things not to say on a first date.. .
Posted: 8/3/2008 1:32:58 PM
"Mind if I shoot up?"

"Just got to stop here, am doing a delievery for my dealer"

"If the cops ask, I was with you last night between 7 and 11pm"
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Blood On My Mind
Posted: 8/3/2008 1:30:58 PM
Could you not get another bit in with "Kill! Maim! Burn!" In it?

Maybe not in that order though lol
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Wind Farms
Posted: 8/3/2008 7:48:18 AM
Great source of power though...

Did something similar for my SfPU A level...

Main thing we found was people wanted wind farms as it is a good alternate energy supply but noone wanted them near their homes... (not in my backyard syndrome)

Should be put out to sea anyways me thinks... More consistant winds...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 21 (view)
 
What's So Funny About HIV?
Posted: 8/3/2008 4:02:39 AM
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a ****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a ****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a ****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a ****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a ****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a ****."
Girl: "But father he had aids!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A ****!!!"
_________________________________________________________

Son takes his father to the doctor. The doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the boozer on the way home to celebrate it.

While at the pub, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of aids.

When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of aids?"

The father replies, "I don't want them ****ing your mother after I'm gone!"
__________________________________________________________

A horse walks into a bar,

The barman asks, "why the long face?"

To which the horse replies, "I've got aids."
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A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok".
She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it.

Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement."

A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.

Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "aids" tattooed on his penis.

She jumps back with shock. "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has aids!" He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Blood On My Mind
Posted: 8/3/2008 3:28:19 AM
Skulls for the skull throne!!

 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 31 (view)
 
Jog with me
Posted: 8/3/2008 3:20:57 AM


Cycle....and lots of it.
Its far better than any other exercise for burning of unwanted calories


No it's not, unless you put real effort in. Your average part-time cyclist potters along burning little more calories than walking (especially those people who've bought a cheap-ass bike from Halfords or a supermarket) because they've put on a few pounds. It's a complete waste of time for most casual cyclists, as far as weight loss is concerned. That's not to say they shouldn't do it of course, but they just shouldn't be surprised when it doesn't work wonders for them.



unlike jogging its kinder to the joints


True, but jogging is more focused - 30 mins of jogging burns far more calories than 30 mins of casual cycling.
Personally I do both - or I will be doing again when my cracked frame is replaced


Hmmm I used to cycle alot but found that it only helped my cardio vascular and build up giant calf muscles :D Not that I am complaining lol... Had a £1200 custom made bike and a £150 moutain bike, and I found that the cheap-ass bike from halfords was a far better work out than the expensive one... Grumpy... I advise going for a cheap one from halfords... unless you intend to start racing lol...
Jogging is much better I found... Works the whole body as opposed to the legs of cycling!
Now am doing weights in the comfort of my own home... Really want to start swimming agian... Badminton or a racket sports are also good...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 34 (view)
 
how do i cope witn this
Posted: 8/3/2008 3:07:06 AM
But you might get a really hot nurse ;) jks...

Have you tried to get a secound opinion with a different hospital?
As for pain relief, there are some very interesting herbal things you should look at... Will check what it is called when I go into town next...
 __sam__
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Things not to say on a first date.. .
Posted: 7/31/2008 5:09:33 AM
(or things TO say if it aint going so well maybe)

Not sure if something like this has been posted yet... Searched it but couldnt find owt...

1. I used to have a real bedwetting problem but these last couple of weeks I seem to have got it under control...
2. I know we have just met, and this might seem kind of sudden, but could you lend me £500.
3. I dont see my ex-girlfriends anymore thanks to the restraining order.
4. Theres £20 riding on me bedding you tonight.
5. You could be a real babe if you lost a couple of stone.
6. What are your feelings towards whips and mancles?
7. I wont be a minute, I have to phone my mum if I am going to be out past 10pm.
8. Sorry I cant see you tommorrow, I am on day release.
9. Wait till my wife hears about this!
10. Would you like a lift home in my skoda?
 
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