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Posted In Forum: All Forums Alabama Alaska Alberta Arizona Arkansas Art/Music Ask A Girl Ask A Guy Australia British Columbia Broken Hearts California Colorado Connecticut Dating & Love Advice Dating Experiences Dating Sites Delaware District Of Columbia Event Hosts forum Florida Georgia Hawaii Health & Fitness Humor Idaho Illinois Indiana Introductions Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Manitoba Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Brunswick New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Newfoundland News/Current Events North Carolina North Dakota Nova Scotia Off Topic Ohio Oklahoma Ontario Oregon Over 30 Over 45 Pennsylvania Plentyoffish Get Togethers Plentyoffish Site/Suggestions/Help Poems And Quotes Politics Prince Edward Island Profile Reviews Quebec Recipes & Cooking Relationships Religion/Supernatural Rhode Island Saskatchewan Science/Philosophy Sex and Dating Single Parents South Carolina South Dakota Sports Stories/creative writing Technology and computers Tennessee Testimonials Texas Uk Forums Utah Vermont Virginia Volunteer Moderators Only Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming Home   login   MyForums   Show ALL Forums      Author  Thread: What professions are a turn off?  LSUdude24 Joined: 7/6/2008 Msg: 356 (view)   What professions are a turn off? Posted: 1/28/2009 10:20:46 AM Organ grinder monkey, Carnival workers, Bathroom attendants, Rosie O'Donnell's OBGYN, Richard Simmons' proctologist, Carcass cleaner, Blue Cheese Factory Laborer, Walmart greeter  LSUdude24 Joined: 7/6/2008 Msg: 41 (view)   First date rules Posted: 1/25/2009 8:41:52 AM You should bring a small farm animal along with you.  LSUdude24 Joined: 7/6/2008 Msg: 14 (view)   Am I Gay? Posted: 1/15/2009 7:30:04 PM If I were you (and I'm not gay BTW) I would start to become concerned when you start fantasizing about having someone shove small pieces of furniture up your ass. If that happens, your best bet would be to date a gay interior decorator.  LSUdude24 Joined: 7/6/2008 Msg: 4 (view)   profile review Posted: 1/14/2009 7:51:53 PM In your golf pic on your profile you need to stand more upright at address and let your hands fall naturally instead of locking your elbows. Also, your right hand is turned over a bit too much on the club, which could result in a nasty slice. Not sure if this info will help you get a date, but it could do wonders for your golf game.  LSUdude24 Joined: 7/6/2008 Msg: 6 (view)   Dating a much older woman Posted: 1/14/2009 7:42:48 PM As long as I don't have to change her adult diaper, rub her down with Ben Gay every morning, serve her a Metamucil nightcap every evening, play BINGO with the girls on Wed nite, or be seen driving a Buick........I wouldn't have any problem dating a much older woman.  lsudude24 Joined: 7/6/2008 Msg: 964 (view)   Whats an instant turn on for you Posted: 12/15/2008 6:08:51 AM Rolling around in low fat salad dressing while playing TWISTER.  LSUdude24 Joined: 7/6/2008 Msg: 85 (view)   Masturbating to porn, impotence, Viagra Posted: 10/5/2008 8:05:21 PM I'm impotent for 3-4 days after I view a pic or TV appearance of Rosie O'Donnell or Hillary Clinton   Show ALL Forums