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Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Violin Anyone? Posted: 9/14/2009 9:30:34 PM
Schoddddddd!!! You needa check out the Bad Livers outta Austin, TX, and look for a cat name of Jim Yongue associated with the, with Jeffrey Pinkus of Butthole Surfers, and then google some DaddyLonghead, with Yongue and Pinkus.... Then get back to me, lol, and I'll send you further! You'll find some acid-fiddlin' if you poke around enough there... Yongue's dad was best friend of (pen-name)John D. McDonald, outta Florida.... Yongue himself grew up with Pinkus in the Atl, GA area, and so the association began almost three decades ago now, for all of us... We are getting gray... -damoN-

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Violin Anyone? Posted: 9/14/2009 9:25:19 PM
Yeah, he's remained active, but Kansas isn't touring their asses off, either. As for studio stuff, I couldn't tell ya- he's not been prolific in my circles of haunt, but then, we're talkin' about Aubrey Haynie, Stuart Duncan, Mark O'Connor.... Dave was a groovy fit with Kansas, but not of hat-act caliber, so he's never been one with who's career I've been in a necessary position to keep track. Tinsley closed the shop in Jax years ago, I moved on, and simply haven't kept track of the same Dust In The Wind/Smoke On The Water/ Stairway crowd that was so essential to me befor I got older, lol, and kinda moved on in a musical sense. However, Kansas is a real marker of my life and times... Back to the likes of Chris Hillman, John McEuen, and many other notables surrounding the likes of The Byrds, The Eagles(Thank Bernie Leadon for the take-off on the "bird" thing, lmao), actually heard from Don Felden the other day! Anyhow, my tastes run back to before the core-Eagles abandonded Linda Ronstadt, and when Vassar Clements and Frank Poindexter were still hangin' with the likes of****e Betts... -damoN- ☣

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Violin Anyone? Posted: 9/11/2009 8:35:18 AM
My good friend by the name of Tinsley, in Jax., FL built a number of fiddles for Ragsdale in the late 70's/early 80's... Interestingly enough, these days we see a lot of John McEuen at festivals- but Ragsdale has been more reclusive. Ahhh... The good old days! -damoN-

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Please Explain!!! I Am Perplexed... Posted: 9/2/2009 8:08:33 PM
I just saw a new one yesterday... Had an outside firm in to repair a toilet in the ladies room, and there was pee all over the bottom of the seat, not to the rear, but about 90deg to the side of where the origin of the stream should have been. Now, I know women are capable of some impressive physical feats, but... Peeing sideways??? -damoN-

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Disability and the womans perspective? Posted: 8/16/2009 2:22:08 AM
Dude, you didn't specify which half you can't feel... I have ulnar nerve issues but those aren't in my big-stick, 10-4? -damoN-

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Oral Sex on Uncircumsized Penis...? Posted: 8/16/2009 2:09:58 AM
That's right!!! Grab that mother**in' thing tight as you can and without letting go of your grip, slam your fist down to the base as quick qnd hard as you can, and then let the hooks and shit on your half-assed, bargain dental pieces hook any skin that you failed to traumatize with your fist, lmkao(laughing my kinky ass off)... Better yet, just put your mouth lamely on the end of it so you can bail when we shoot(we get a mouthfull of YA'LL when we're down there... FOR HOW LONG!!!???) and then jack your hand like a mofo until we're RAW and WANT YOU TO FOOKIN' QUIT because you're AFRAID TO USE YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! (Oh My GAWD, GAG ME WITH A LOAD!!!) No shit, are some of you THAT NAIVE? Grab that thang and nurse like you were the runt of a litter of 12 calves, or like, 68 pitbull pups... Hey, and I'm cut, but as a** so if you wanna, suck it like ya stole it, know whut I mean? I never asked a girl with a bigger clit than the last one I ate if the damned technique should vary because they were "DIFFERENT" than the last one I went down on... Duh-fooooookin'-WEEEEEEEE -damoN- EDIT: Ohio and others, cut or not, beyatches bein' rough on the ding-dong ain't a happenin' thing. Cut or not, focus on the business end of it, ladies... Imagine your clit about 100% bigger, and tease the sucker the samne way. None of us guys like to be yanked around down by the hair, and over-stimulation oftentimes results in a perceived failure for you ladies- we hafta wait a bit if we get overstimulated, which isna't always a bad thing, unless you're all tryin' to get rest and go to work in the morning. Bottom line, ladies... Touch us guys as sensually as you'd like us to touch you- Whether we are cut or not. A dick is a dick....

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Two girls who know each other. Posted: 8/16/2009 1:19:22 AM
Dude, I mean.... I saw this post and thought it was about lesbianism, or something... Then there's all these monikers for the "innocent until proven guilty" and I'm still inclined to wonder... DO these girls indeed know each other, lmao? Is that the crux of da problema? Sheeeee-it!!! I ain't tryin' to poke fun where I shouldn't, but you have convoluted this thing to the point that a friendly jackass like me could find an "in" to poke fun, though I truly recognize your dilemma, so I will cease and desist, lol.... Maybe you're so damned complicated that NEITHER of them can deal with yo'ass... I just don't know. I came here with some vodka-fueled fun in mind, am now feeling that I wish I hadn't advocated, endorsed, imagined, suggested... JACKSHIT! Too much drama. I'm bowing out. I go in for fun in the fori, and dis hea be 'nuff fo' me, know whut I sayin'? Holy Bat, Shitman!!! ciao4now! -damoN-

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Please Explain!!! I Am Perplexed... Posted: 8/16/2009 12:27:43 AM
Hank, he drinks that cheap, shitty box-wine, and eats crap like chicken breasteseses and an onion(when he's not using a kilowatt per potato)... Maybe it's the sulfites- We drink the better stuff, hand-picked, estate bottled stuff, and we have nice poops- Well, I do, anyway. There's Metamucil in the cupboard, but I've never seen my purty woman mixin' it, and you-know-who gets real personal about his time from wake-up at 4:30am until he leaves at 6... Maybe he gets pissy about people knowing his ass is impacted, or maybe he DOES genuinely care, and doesn't want to expose us to tornado-velocity splinters of 2x4 stud shards, when he shits himself through the wall as we're making our morning cuppa... -damoN-

Damon0028

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Two girls who know each other. Posted: 8/15/2009 11:49:52 PM
Huh!!!??? Damn, that was complicated... Maybe I should change my brand of cheap Vodka, or just not eat before I get on here, so I'm not sleepy and can actually THINK after a day behind a Fortune 100 desk..... -damoN-

Damon0028

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Please Explain!!! I Am Perplexed... Posted: 8/15/2009 10:57:44 PM
Yeah,, this one's definitely on his way out, lol... He screamed FAH-Q at my other half, and when I was about to kick his ass, he started screamin' like a little girl about how I had threatened him and he was gonna call the cops... I have plenty of friends who know us all REAL well, and if it comes to it, the brothers will rent a U-Haul and we'll all be waitin' on him to pop in just to be told the truck's loaded and he's gotta go, NOW! He's not really a bad guy, just kinda narcissistic and lacking in social development for a dude his age, but that doesn't make it any more acceptable, OR palatable. He's s'posed to have a new job in Orlando, and truthfully, we REALLY hope it works out for him so we can rent space(He does NOT ride...) to a power-plant employee(see my location, I live near a NukePlant) who scoots, and has couth and developed social acumen... And can you believe this asshole is part of a family who is corporate HD?!!! ROFLMAO!!! -damoN-(a skull and crossed pistons, or similar emoticon, please?)

Damon0028

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How can i get my girlfriend who has never had a boyfriend before to open up? Posted: 8/15/2009 10:49:19 PM
Shux, ya'll are barely 20... Both of you have some things to learn, and one of them for YOU is to just relax, dude... Your (understandable at your age, because you{both} lack experience) insecurity, un-sureness, whatever you wanna call it- is showing through. 3.5wks ain't long enough for ya'll to know if it's shit or shinola, know whut I sayin'? Relax, give her some time, treat her like a lady(you know what I mean- like your Grandaddy woulda courted a woman) and give her reason to treat you like a young gentleman. If it's gonna work, it has to work for you both, and that means you BOTH have to work to understand each other, since you are both relatively inexperienced in the ways of the mysterious love-thang. I'm just sayin'... -damoN-

Damon0028

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Please Explain!!! I Am Perplexed... Posted: 8/15/2009 9:59:21 PM
CableGuy... Too funny!!! Can we get the "grassy knoll" figured into this thing? Uh... That remark about things being "laid"... And you're NOT the Cable Guy!!! I assume that'd be the "pipe" guy... I'm gonna change my username to "NotTheLoafGuy"! -damoN-("pinching one" emoticon, please?)

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Please Explain!!! I Am Perplexed... Posted: 8/15/2009 9:41:31 PM
Amazingly, not on the rim, just underneath... Those people must lean forward and grunt like hell with their poop-chute facing the tank. It's a wonder he doesn't blast through the wall and into the damned laundry room!!! -damoN-:yikes:

Damon0028

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it Posted: 8/15/2009 9:31:46 PM
Raving poof... Is that what ya'll call a "flaming fag" over there? That's funny as hell, lol... We daren't say we're gonna smoke a fag over here, or the cops'd arrest us for making some kind of threat!!! -damoN-

Damon0028

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Please Explain!!! I Am Perplexed... Posted: 8/15/2009 9:23:01 PM
Okay... This is probably gonna be one of those fun, outrageous threads, but I just HAVE to know... How in tarnation do people crap all over the BOTTOM of a toilet seat? We rent to the 49y/o brother-in-law of the general manager of our local Harley Davidson dealer. This guy is hygenic and articulate, though maybe a little naive as a result of growing up the only brother to a mob of sisters and a mother who catered to his every whim. We have never seen him with a woman or known him to have a date, though he came home last month with a shiner- Which he said was the consequence of an off-hand remark to a stripper while he was out carousing with his boss. The dude leaves his dishes in the sink, won't vacuum as he agreed, heats the BIG oven instead of the toaster oven to bake ONE potato, washes ONE towel and two shirts in a load, kicks the A/C down to "igloo" and leaves us freezing in the morning and then gripes about his share of the power bill, lmao, and his bathroom on the other side of the house while, not bad- surely lacks our standard of cleanliness. He'll use a roll of TP down to the last 15-10 sheets and then leaves them on the counter, as if planning for a no-TP emergency, and... The guy craps all over the bottom of the seat!!! We had friends over tonight(also well-heeled scooter-trash, lol) and I was shocked when I went in to pee- It's closer to the garage where Chris and I were working on a bike... The seat was up, and in spite of the relatively clean appearance of the bathroom(My other half finally cleaned it a few days ago because she simply couldn't stand it any longer) he had managed to crap all over the underneath of the seat! I just wanna know- How the hell do people DO that?!!! I mean, a turd would have to do a U-turn in mid-air, and then suddenly go horizontal and then immediately UP in order to accomplish what this guy does... Only a UFO can fly like that, as far as I know. I was in the trucking business for a quarter of a century, and (I'm now exaggerating) almost NEVER saw a TRUCK STOP commode in the state of sad affairs as the one on the other side of my HOUSE today!!! Any ideas? I mean, this guy must be MAGIC! There's no ricochet marks on the rim, just gobs of his gnarly poop on the bottom of the seat... My next move is to post his pic next to a pic of that toilet on the board in the shop at HD!!! Dangit... Maybe he's an alien? -damoN-

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Violin Anyone? Posted: 8/15/2009 6:50:49 PM
Jaspen... Got to www.tonyrice.com and explore the site, along with all his discography. You will find some truly amazing musicians in there, with appropriate links to all of them. If you keep at it on YouTube, there is a plethora of stuff from all of them going back to the early seventies. Let me know if you need some more specific direction... -damoN-

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Violin Anyone? Posted: 8/14/2009 5:27:36 PM
Jaspen, go to YouTube and check out anything with David Grisman, The David Grisman Quintet, Stephane Grapelli, and search around for anything with Tony Rice associated with the aforementioned suspects as well as anything encompassing the works of the Tony Rice Unit(Backwaters, Devlin, Acousticity- these are album titles by the Unit)... Darol Anger and Mike Marshall did an album a few years back entitled "Psychograss" and there is another album entitled "Hop, Skip & Wobble" with Edgar Meyer(bass), Jerry Douglas(Dobro) and Russ Barenburg(guitar) which is purely incredible. These are all found on the Rounder records label. Edgar was the bassist on the Appalachian Waltz series which featured Yo-Yo Ma on cello and Edgar on bass(he's an awesome arco-dude and fantastic pizo man to boot) and all these guys are accomplished musicians whose tastes run the gamut from classical to the outright wild. You may be aware that Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin is finishing a tour with Alison Krauss this year- Tony toured with her last year, and she cites him as her predominant influence in music, which is why he got the opening invitation to tour with her on her multi-artist concept tour. Ya,ya,ya... I'm gonna catch hell for saying it, but some of these people and their extended families are my closest personal friends, and we all share a common mission to promulgate the music we grew up playing. Thanks largely to Alison, acoustic string music has enjoyed a huge growth in market-share over the last decade, and it's folks like you whose zeal continues to drive a public interest in some of the most engaging and energizing music there ever was. Also, check out anything Vassar Clements(especially when associated with Tony Rice) and Aubrey Haynie(Aaron Tippin, Clint Black, and producer Kim tribble) for some really interestin perspectives on jazzy fiddle perversion, lol... If you look at some of this stuff and are inspired, let me know here and I will take the time to supply you with my email addy and a more in-depth bunch of instructions for locating violin-family madness... -damoN-

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it Posted: 8/14/2009 5:19:12 PM
I distinctly remembering being VERY not turned on by that. Lmao... Ya'll keep making the reference to "beef curtains" and I keep thinking about it everytime I go to the grocery store. I'm a big griller, so when I go looking for a steak- Well, I really like skirt steak(there's something to think about!) and that's what comes to mind when the curtain-talk starts here... You know, there's a parallel... There are only two per cow. And skirt steaks are really tasty! -damoN-

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

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What is wron with men in Virginia? Posted: 8/14/2009 2:27:06 PM
They're from Virginia... -damoN-

Damon0028

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it Posted: 8/10/2009 10:30:33 PM
Besides, I did a procedure on a Bartholin cyst with the cap of a Bic pen sterilized with Laphroaig scotch (the 15-year-old, not the crappy 10). Once you've done that, you can handle just about anything. Dang, would that make the 5-year-old even worse than crappy(shux, mighta been if it was still in diapers...) or the twenty-year-old just beyond your taste? Okay... I'm just kiddin', but couldn't help myself... My immediate reaction was to encourage their parents to teach them better hygiene.... I have seen some really ugly ones- Pics thereof in the medical arena, and even worse among livestock. Why anyone would want to ruin a good pair of boots by tucking hooved rears into them is completely beyond me... -damoN-

Damon0028

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it Posted: 8/9/2009 12:20:48 AM
I thought most of us didn't care, but if it looks like an ape with an axe-wound in it's back... Well... I might be traumatized enough to go whack-off to a magazine instead... -damoN-

Damon0028

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Why is he acting weird? Posted: 8/8/2009 11:50:06 PM
Amen, Scratch! -damoN-

Damon0028

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Why is he acting weird? Posted: 8/8/2009 11:48:33 PM
I was giving BACKGROUND, so that I can get feedback. Then don't chew on people's asses when they give you the feedback you've asked for or offer you resources when you mention military service. No one is downgrading you, but remember- you sow what you reap... -damoN-

Damon0028

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do guys like athletic women? Posted: 8/8/2009 11:19:59 PM
If they were oiled up, I'd be thinkin' somethin' else, roflmao!!! -damoN-

Damon0028

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Why is he acting weird? Posted: 8/8/2009 11:18:16 PM
Thanks, Tia... I'm a PTSD case, myself, but I don't broadcast it or allow it to rule my life, or use it as a crutch or excuse to manipulate or derive sympathy from people. I'm not hard-casing you, but just telling you how it is. You have to appear strong in this world, and you only share your weaknesses with someone when you're extremely close to them. If he's like that, then it's probably not a good thing for you both, and also, you probally have some personal issues to deal with before you are a healthy prospect for someone else to get involved with. Been there, done that, Gulf '91ish, all I'm sayin', except that the PTSD thing for me came way before that time in my life. Rough territory, but you're home now, and if you're gonna date someone who wasn't there, you can't expect them to understand why you jump up ready to charge your headboard in the middle of the night and try to shoot your neighbors through the wall with your dream-gun. I'm just sayin'... PM me if ya need to... And, thanks for being there... "W" is a damned idiot... -damoN-

Damon0028

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Why is he acting weird? Posted: 8/8/2009 11:06:29 PM
If there's a question, it's not a good foot to get off on. Period. Bad chemistry from the start doesn't make it easy later. Like I said, stick to your guns, and invest in a battery-operated friend if it gets too rough being alone. Seriously... You are young, and I know you're dealing with hormonal issues of "want" and "need"- been there, done that, was also a young man once, myself. Experience has taught me just what I'm telling you. As a trucker for 25yrs, people used to ask me if I'd ever had a lot-lizard(truck-stop whore) and I'd tell 'em, "Hell no, not when I can get a free shower with a minimum 50gal fuel purchase!" And, I could burn about 250gal/day. Know whut I mean? Focus on your life, and the right one will just "happen" when you're not looking, if you don't set your standards unreasonably high- looks, income, car, materialistic crap... There's lotsa great guys who work a pretty regular job at your relative ages, but who have the smarts to end up set pretty well later in life. You just have to keep the faith, be supportive of a young man who gives his all to you, and recognize his efforts for what they are, where his interest in you is concerned... -damoN-

Damon0028

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do guys like athletic women? Posted: 8/8/2009 10:58:36 PM
Makes me wonder if some dudes have a homo thing going on and just wanna "do" a chick that they can get into lots of "pretend" about while meeting social standards, lmao!!! -damoN-

Damon0028

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Why is he acting weird? Posted: 8/8/2009 10:56:30 PM
Because he IS wierd, or just wants to get laid. You're only 23... Time and experience will help you learn to weed these types out. Don't allow yourself to be manipulated by that crap. Stick to your guns and find a man who is interested in you and your child, and the inherent priorities associated with your life. You're a good-lookin' thang, and the ass-pinchers will all come your way. You can find a decent man, but only if you take your time and grow as you go! Good luck... -damoN-

Damon0028

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Would you date Some one Who still lived with their Ex?? Posted: 8/8/2009 10:51:12 PM
Would you have your cake, and eat it too? Even if it tasted like a big shittola? Proof's in da puddin'!!! -damoN-(shitty-pudding eating emoticon, please?)

Damon0028

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What do you think about men our age with small kids?? Posted: 8/8/2009 10:42:12 PM
Nah... You didn't hurt my feelings, lol... It is what it is. I was just offering my perspective. I'd hate to say that I regret having my daughter because I was truly blissful throughout the pregnancy, etc. It was an experience that a man shouldn't miss in his lifetime. I'm glad to know how women feel, and glad to offer a less-than-chauvinistic window into how some of us men may feel about things. My head's never in the sand, unless I buried my last beer at Daytona Beach during Bike Week... I'm not sure everyone likes my point of view or level of expression either, but that sure as hell doesn't mean I'm gonna deny the smarter ones my opinion. I liked your thread, or I'd have kept my mouth shut as opposed to stirring up meaningless crap when we're talking about kids- I mean, it's NOT all about "us"... Your just fine, and I'm not offended, lol.... -damoN-

Damon0028

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do guys like athletic women? Posted: 8/8/2009 10:35:27 PM
Let me add that she has the demeanor, smarts, social acumen, personality.... To match her physique, yet she is temporately modest, even though she could be on the evening news. I am the lucky recipient of a woman's affections who only live in most men's most luscious dreams. She chose me, and I know that I am an unquestionalbly lucky man. She could weigh 500lbs and look like a sick Roseanne Barr, and I would still be lucky. The icing on the cake is her outstanding physical characteristics, which only serve to make her so much hotter... Bottom line, I am dealing with a woman who recognizes my attributes and faults alike, does it with fairness, objectivity and love, and who admires me reciprocally for things she finds viable and attractive in MY character. I doubt that I could dream or pray for more... -damoN-

Damon0028

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do guys like athletic women? Posted: 8/8/2009 10:20:48 PM
Well... My lady has the best looking upper arms and body a man could dream of, and the rest of her matches the package. And, she remains feminine without the gym, supplements, or other obsessive issues. Good genetics, good diet and a lifetime lifestyle have contributed to her good looks. Frankly, I couldn't describe anything sexier. Butchy-looking hetero women with a steroid attitude are at the top of my turn-off list... Naturally good-looking women with a gentle, feminine countenance rule my world. -damoN-

Damon0028

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What do you think about men our age with small kids?? Posted: 8/8/2009 10:13:07 PM
I have a daughter who is 4, planned, her mom had some sever personality changes as a result of a viable medical issue in conjunction with piss-poor alcoholic parenting, and suffice to say, things would have been okay until the brain-injury due to DVT(non-smoking, fit, beautiful woman was advised by her doc to take Yas to mitigate some really bad PMS) caused some personality changes and manifestations. So, I have a young daughter at age 44. It hasn't changed my ability to attract women, even though I am committed to a woman who has the same parental motivations that I possess... Many folks who know us both admire our committment to parental excellence and no one seems to have any problem with the fact that I have a young child at my age. In fact, I seem to run into the kind of people I WISH I had met 20+ years ago. It's all in the way you comport yourself, and how you relate to your community. Peer-groups will, in healthy honesty, tell you all you need to know about yourself. If you are being rejected because you "have a child", then there is either a problem with YOU, or with the company you are keeping. Just my .02... -damoN-

Damon0028

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Is sexual banter complimentary? Posted: 8/4/2009 10:18:33 PM
As long as you keep it to socially acceptable innuendo and don't objectify her or otherwise make direct commentary that would make all the rest of us men look bad... Who's initiating this line of conversation? Are you "wanting to go there" like a leg-humper who doesn't know where to draw the line, or is she sending you some absolute, viable signals? Clean suggestion always works better than the "Uh.... Hey, baby, huh-huh-huh..." kind of lines do... Use your brain and heart instead of your presence and your penis. Works almost every time, guaranteed! Your old enough to be assumed a gentleman. Why do I feel like I hafta broach this? Do what you did back when gentlemen were gentlemen, yo? -damoN-

Damon0028

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Men, Does It Disturb You If... Posted: 8/3/2009 8:56:30 PM
All in good fun...but i will search for a thread where we can list what we enjoy about the opposite sex... Dangit, Cobalt!!! You do that, and I'll be right over. Let the fun continue!!! -damoN-

Damon0028

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Men, Does It Disturb You If... Posted: 8/3/2009 8:53:40 PM
What i don't like are women who have hammer time toes, bunions, un taken care of feet and wants to show them, not good to look at, they should be kept under lock and key. Cuffs... You SO DAMNED RIGHT!!! After driving 25yrs over-the-road, I can certify that there are some tremendously UUUUUGLY friggin' feet in this world. They go by all the time, up there on the dash(I be slappin' yo' ass you be puttin' dem feets on MY Corvette dashboard!) just wishin' to be stuffed back into a glass slipper! Or, there's the ones with the Raptor toenails that's clingin' to the passenger dash-grab like a drunk parrot about to lose it's perch! There isn't anything(almost) sexier than cared-for feet and hands- Heck, it's the reason I abhor nail-biting in women. I don't wanna look down "there" and see gnawed stumps strokin' my Johnson! I wanna see(feel) the pride of ownership of those hands. And, hey! If I'm down "there" on YOU, well, it's kinda nice when you rub Mr.Happy with those smoothed heels and no hangnail snags yer scrotum! Ladies, there's NOTHING to be lost by keeping those digits appealing... Men, too. We owe it to the ladies to stay sexy. Are ya'll still wondering what motivated me to start this wacky thread? -damoN-

Damon0028

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Men, Does It Disturb You If... Posted: 8/3/2009 8:41:39 PM
Let's not forget wannabe bikers on rice burners. You totally rock, Stacy!!! Lemme keep readin'... Looks like this thang's been a-BUZZ the last few days... -damoN- EDIT: Stacy... Definitely can do without the carpet...:smile:

Damon0028

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Penis Bulge. Posted: 7/28/2009 10:30:23 PM
Sexci, try tucking your nipple under the edge of your bra, and then you'll know why we don't do that. The only time tucking it in the waistband really works is first thing in the morning, when you're running to take a leak and your grandma is visiting... And then you hope your bathrobe doesn't fly open! -damoN-

Damon0028

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Penis Bulge. Posted: 7/23/2009 5:43:11 AM
Too funny! Dang, I sure wish I had those teenage hormones NOW! -damoN-

damon0028

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False blocks- Anyone else have this happen? Posted: 7/22/2009 8:46:58 PM
Never heard back, and never fixed it. It just sorta fixed itself when I ended up not taking the job offer in the locale where the woman lived, lol. Screw it, I scored right here in FL, got the work I wanted here and am happily dating the sister of one of the girls at the Harley dealer!!! -damoN-

damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

Msg: 266 (view)

Penis Bulge. Posted: 7/22/2009 8:44:33 PM
Yeah, Will... Especially when they wear a pair of those silky lil' shorts sans panties! Any of ya'll ever hear the spoof on the Beach Boy's tune, "My Cameltoe"? Hit the yootube and check it out... http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=beachboys%2C+cameltoe&search_type=&aq=f It's the first thing at the top of the results when you copy/paste the link... -damoN-

damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

Msg: 23 (view)

False blocks- Anyone else have this happen? Posted: 7/22/2009 2:16:29 PM
Well, as it turned out, I ended up staying in FL, but the problem still threw a wrench into communicating with someone I'd liked to have pursued. Anyway... It seems to happen from time to time. Da Machine, ya know? -damoN-

damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

Msg: 5 (view)

What Should Fortyish Men Get From A Check-up? Posted: 7/21/2009 2:32:12 PM
I think it put me right about where I am, actually. I did one once. It came in a couple years off of actual, but pretty close. Aside from smoking, my diet is healthy and I'm in excellent shape. Recently noticed an increase in BP though, from a lifelong 110-115/68-73 to about 125/90. I figure that's the smoking and decreased physical activity... -damoN-

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

Msg: 3 (view)

What Should Fortyish Men Get From A Check-up? Posted: 7/21/2009 11:47:11 AM
Thanks, Z.... I hauled cars and cattle, among other things, from one end of this country to the other for 24 years. Got out of it last year, and been thinking how the change in my activity level, and stress levels, have impacted me. Next project is to quit smoking... -damoN-

damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

Msg: 1 (view)

What Should Fortyish Men Get From A Check-up? Posted: 7/20/2009 2:29:00 PM
I just turned 44, and am realizing that, at my age, I need to begin to pay more attention to my general health, and some more specific things like prostate health, cancer due to a smoking habit, dental issues, aches and pains, etc. How do you communicate to your health provider that you want a thorough going-over without any added frills that'll only serve to make Doc's BMW payment for the month? And, to those of you who have already acknowledged that you're 40+, what kinds of things did you learn about yourself when you had the "Celebratory Over-The-Hill Physical Exam" and how do these newfound items relate to, or affect, your physique and lifestyle? What kinds of new "challenges" are you facing these days- Backaches, neurological issues, penile and urological things...? Hemmorhoids, heart murmurs, blood pressure suddenly up 10-15 points over what it's been your whole life? How active do you remain in comparison with your younger days? This inquiring mind wants to know! -damoN-(Oilcan, OILCAN!!! emoticon, please?)

damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

Msg: 251 (view)

Penis Bulge. Posted: 7/20/2009 2:10:41 PM
Yeah, but if you're handsomely endowed... I'd suggest a fellow to use caution when dismounting the riding mower on a hot day while pairing boxers with shorts or cut-offs... YIKES!!! -damoN-(painfully stretched, burned, and leg-rolled scrotum emoticon, please?)

Damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

Msg: 245 (view)

Penis Bulge. Posted: 7/20/2009 11:28:12 AM
What's really a turnoff is when it's on purpose, like the guys I see on the boardwalk in their gym shorts. To make it worse, they draw attention to it by constantly grabbing their crotches and adjusting themselves. Ew! Uh, you say that as if it were a bad thing... Wouldn't you think something was crawlin' around in the vicinity, if you saw a woman doing that, lol...? You gotta figure... If some dude who wears tight shorts ain't scratchin his jock-itch, there's probably still a good reason or three why a lady'd not wanna get any closer! This is hilarious.... A discreet interruption of the "flow" of the fabric adjacent to the zipper ain't bad, but when you have a knot there the size of an Idaho Spud, it's lascivious. Some of you man-kids oughta realize boxers are more comfortable at your ages, or did they just never "drop"? And ya know? Boxers let it hang nice and straight- Then when a gal see's you stiffen slightly at her appearance it CAN be a sexy thing. All about good taste! (Okay, okay.... I meant MANNERS & CLASS!!!) -damoN-

damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

Msg: 233 (view)

Stop praising this child molestor Posted: 7/17/2009 1:38:05 AM
Jesus Christ, you people are seriously retarded. I hope your children get molested so you know its not a joke. 32, you stepped WAYYYY over there, bro... Does 81 or Red & White mean anything to you? Nobody gets away with any wishes or even kidding about kids gettin' it. I hope Bubba makes you darn his sox before you ever fathom my first sentence- For YOUR own good, if there is any in you... Think careful, buddy, before you go wishing that on innocent kids... I guarantee it'll come back to you. Some of us'd PAY a mo-fo to do that to YOU in some places- Where maybe, someone like you belongs... Someone, somewhere.... Tighten yo' ass up, 32. I know you meant to make a wise crack, but truthfully, it was the dumbassest thing I've seen posted here in a LOOONG friggin' time... Some of these folks may not take it that way though, especially if... Never mind... Again- I mean, if you "get" my first sentence. If ya don't, then there's likely no hope for you, anyway. -damoN-(I ain't jerkin' his chain emoticon, please?)

damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

Msg: 217 (view)

breaking news!!....michael jackson haas died! Posted: 7/10/2009 9:19:00 PM
Every one of these posts have crashed, including my own. Oh, WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Lol, just kiddin' Tex... Mine bomb too! -damoN-

damon0028

Joined: 7/8/2008

Msg: 216 (view)

breaking news!!....michael jackson haas died! Posted: 7/10/2009 9:16:52 PM
Albeit that stupid glove is going to sell on E-bay for 40 billion dollars. Uhhh..... Whatever happened to Monica Blewclinski's blue dress? Like, do they DRYCLEAN those items before your PayPal gets hit, or WHAT? That glove better be stamped "FRAGILE" on all sides of it's shipping container and delivered in a vehicle with air-ride suspension so it doesn't shatter in transit!!! Last thing I'd pay 40Bil for would be a glove-ful of Wacko-Jacko jack-goo... BEAT IT!!! -damoN-

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