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shortfirmfunny

Joined: 7/16/2008

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A Question Posted: 6/24/2009 4:21:28 PM
Sleeping is fine. But I know you kids. You won't sleep.

shortfirmfunny

Joined: 7/16/2008

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ok so we've stopped having sex... and i have no idea why Posted: 6/5/2009 12:07:02 PM
...."having sex, having sex, having sex".....do you see the problem here Grasshopper? A woman wants you to make love to her........make love to her mind, make love to her senses, make love to her fantasies. It's so much more than "having sex". Focus on what arouses her, what stimulates her, emotionally. Making love to her is an expression of what you are unable to put into words. Relationships built on the sandy foundation of "having sex" collapse with the first in-coming tide. Now, go try it again.

shortfirmfunny

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orgasm count, is he lying?? Posted: 5/25/2009 9:22:38 PM
He's not only a cop.....he's also a fisherman.

shortfirmfunny

Joined: 7/16/2008

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Read any good books lately? Posted: 1/27/2009 12:55:15 PM
One of my favorite storyteller's is John Grisham. I Just finished reading The Appeal. Of course it's a fictional recount of just how easy it is to buy a State Supreme Court Justice seat, but pretty thought provoking, given we've just elected a new President. Highly recommended.

shortfirmfunny

Joined: 7/16/2008

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Alcohol and clubs versus online dating Posted: 1/26/2009 1:37:54 PM
Are you saying that alcohol and on-line dating are NOT compatible? Sheesh...I assumed the ladies were drinking, otherwise why would they contact me??

shortfirmfunny

Joined: 7/16/2008

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SHORT GUYS Posted: 1/25/2009 9:31:22 AM
Many women are "programed" to be attracted to Tall, Dark, & Handsome. Does that mean short guys are doomed? I think not. While a tall guy is Confident, a short guy is**. Tall guys are informative, short guys are seen a Arrogant. See the theme here? Having said that, and being a short guy, I learned a very long time ago what works for me. As an example, when I enter a room full of strangers, I carry myself confidently. Rather than walk, I swagger. Like a guy who just found his precious black Lexus in the parking lot had been "keyed", and he's looking for the culprit. But, and this is the key, I do it with a friendly smile on my face. Always inviting conversation. Thus avoiding being perceived as arrogant or. I'm extremely outgoing, yet can be quiet and a thoughtful listener. I'm somewhat well educated, well read, well travelled, and intelligent. But, it takes a while to find those things out about me. Being mysterious has an intrigueing affect on women. As my daddy used to say, "It ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." This is especially true in the dating world. Confidence without being**, intelligent without being arrogant, funny but not crude, impeccably clean and nice smelling, healthy, wealthy, and wise, beats tall, dark, and handsome everytime.

shortfirmfunny

Joined: 7/16/2008

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Valentine's Day Posted: 1/20/2009 12:27:32 PM
Depending on well you know him, a nice bottle of cologne would be appreciated. And it works well for the giver too, no? I just reserved an early morning's hot air balloon ride. Now all I gotta do is find a Valentine!!

shortfirmfunny

Joined: 7/16/2008

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Salsa dancing in and around Los angeles Posted: 1/12/2009 6:49:50 PM
Not exactly in LA....but Southwest Riverside county, Murrieta....exit the 215 fwy @ Hurrieta Hot Springs Rd, look for the Toy's R Us store adjacent the fwy, then find Andy's Cafe. Every Friday night 8PM, (951) 634-4466. Excelent instructors.

shortfirmfunny

Joined: 7/16/2008

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What men are looking for in women. Posted: 1/9/2009 5:14:33 PM
Is it getting a little warm in here...or is it just me??

shortfirmfunny

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sex during sports on tv Posted: 9/16/2008 10:00:08 AM
That psychobabble is crap. Just to prove it, I'm inviting you to join me and my buddies for poker tonite. Bring your lady along.......

shortfirmfunny

Joined: 7/16/2008

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Why Women Prefer Taller Men - The definitive answer Posted: 8/1/2008 10:22:34 PM
Oh yeah??!! God gave all us men the exact same amount of hormones. If you other guys wanna use your to grow UP, well, I guess that's your business!!

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