Oh go on then, milk it for all it's worth!

It has to be something to do with those concrete cows!

Welcome to Milton Keynes
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at Milton Keynes
Any time of year, you can find it here

Milton Keynes is commonly believed to be a New Town in the South East of England. It is reputed to be located roughly mid-way between Oxford and Cambridge and to have a population of around 215,000,000. However, the truth is somewhat different. Milton Keynes is, in fact, a mass hallucination caused by mind-control experiments by the Ministry of Defence in 1967.

A medic at Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, has advised men against attempting DIY circumcision with nail clippers, after a young man who'd decided this was the best way to go roundhead was admitted for emergency treatment.

Staff disinfected the unnamed victim's wound, and he was dispatched to an observation ward bed. According to the Telegraph, the medic stressed: "This is something we would advise men never to attempt. The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an effect on a man's sexual performance."

Hinting at what had provoked the patient to treat his foreskin in such a cavalier fashion, the medic concluded: "Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

(source http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/30/diy_surgery/)

Frind is aware of his site's flaws but isn't eager to fix them. "There's no point in making trivial adjustments," he says. Frind's approach -- and the reason he spends so little time actually working -- is to do no harm. This has two virtues: First, you can't waste money if you are not doing anything. And second, on a site this big and this complex, it is impossible to predict how even the smallest changes might affect the bottom line. Fixing the wonky images, for instance, might actually hurt Plenty of Fish. Right now, users are compelled to click on people's profiles in order to get to the next screen and view proper headshots. That causes people to view more profiles and allows Frind, who gets paid by the page view, to serve more ads. "The site works," he says. "Why should I change what works?"

Frind has resisted adding other commonly requested features, such as chatrooms and video profiles, on the same grounds. "I don't listen to the users," he says. "The people who suggest things are the vocal minority who have stupid ideas that only apply to their little niches." Instead, Frind has focused his energy on making the site better at matching people. When a member starts browsing through profiles, the site records his or her preferences and then narrows down its 10 million users to a more manageable group of potential mates. "Users never see the whole database," Frind says. "It gets smaller and more focused on what you're actually looking for." In other words, if you tell Plenty of Fish you want to date blond nonsmokers but spend all your time gawking at nicotine-addled brunettes, the program will adjust. "People think they know who the perfect person is, but that's not always who they really want," he says. Frind estimates, based on exit surveys, that the site creates 800,000 successful relationships a year.

I honesty don't understand why so many people are confused when it used to be in BIG BOLD PRINT right on the same page you upload your pics and it's still the number one rule under RULES on the same page. All images MUST contain you, with a visible head shot. In ALL due respect, I don't know what's so hard to understand about the word ALL? That means EVERY single pic you upload, private or otherwise.