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Fun One Liners
Posted: 9/29/2005 6:53:58 AM | "There is no blood in my alcohol stream"
"Childhood lasts but a few years but imaturity can last forever"
"If at first you don't succeed. Then sky diving isn't for you"
"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone" 
"Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go"
"Want to get laid? Crawl up a chickens ass and wait"
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with limited inventory"
"Before giving someone a piece of your mind be sure you have enough to spare"
"next time you wave at me use more then one finger please" | | | |
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