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 Author Thread: Funny pick up lines
 purplelvr5
Joined: 7/31/2008
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Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/4/2008 8:48:05 PM
Hello. I'm new here, so hopefully no one has already started this thread.

Here are some funny pick up lines. My favorite is...

Did you have chicken soup today because you are looking Mmmmm good!

Add some new ones of your own!


Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
 
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