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cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

Msg: 29 (view)

Unofficial Vs. Official Posted: 12/25/2005 10:27:58 PM
Defintions are for dictionaries dude. Get over the label. It's not about right or wrong. IF you want to be official, you aske her if she wants to be official. Don't assume anything. Loaning money doesn't mean sh1t either. You sound like a sucker.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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out of your league Posted: 12/24/2005 6:32:07 AM
Well you said you wanted to "get some" which means you'd like to mess around. But then you don't make the first move. So, maybe if you wanna get some and he is a gentlemen, that won't work out until you make a move. I suggest the next time you see him, lay a smacker on his lips and bite his lip softly. It will send a message to his pelvic region to getting ready for a evening he won't forget. Good luck with this guy. He sounds alright.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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How many partners Posted: 12/19/2005 10:36:13 AM
If you are going to sleep with someone, they have the right to know how many. And, no it is not a turn off as long as they are free of STDs. IF you have slept with 2 people and have STDs, maybe you should be more selective. Acoording to some, I have slept with a lot of people, but have no STDs. So, what does quantity have to do with anything?

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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ladder piercing/ Prince Albert Posted: 12/17/2005 11:00:19 AM
Actually, as a former piercing artist I know about anatomy. The skin on your penis is soft and will be pierced easily. But do your research and go to a piercer who has a large portfolio and get references. Also, you have to be okay with, in some cases, a guy holding your d1ck while he sticks needles through it. Numbness could occur, but not if the artist has plenty of experience and know anatomy. Good luck brother.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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if your partners bi and your stright Posted: 12/17/2005 10:55:24 AM
This has nothing to do with being bi or straight. This has to do with jealousy and a double standard. My ex used to f8ck other guys/girls, but when I did it, I was a slut, wh0re, etc. You should confront your partner and make sure that you have an agreement on what the terms of your relationship are. If the other disobeys the rules, dump them as they are not willing to respect your boundaries. I am polyamorous by nature and if I'm with a monogamist, I don't sleep with others. But when I'm an open relationship, I still discuss the terms of the openess. Communication is the most important part of any relation ship.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

Msg: 34 (view)

Why do men go DA DA over women in Stilletos??? Posted: 12/17/2005 10:50:05 AM
I have a foot fetish, but stilettos dont make me go crazy. If a woman has a nice pair of boots on, thats enough to make me drool.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

Msg: 29 (view)

If she has the condoms is that a good thing? Posted: 12/17/2005 10:41:30 AM
Oh yeah. When a girl brings out the rubbers, it's a good thing. It shows that she loves herself and is considerate of your health and feelings. Thank your lucky stars you are with a girl who insists on condoms. A girl who doesn't might just be the future mother of your unwanted children.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

Msg: 46 (view)

signs that u shouldnt date someone Posted: 12/17/2005 10:38:47 AM
When she says "you deserved to get punched in the face and no, I'm paying for new glasses"

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Belly rolls Posted: 12/16/2005 9:53:23 AM
thats sad that she can get naked and f*cked and still worry about her rolls. she needs therapy to get over her weight gain. or she should just lose the weight, because changing positions doesn't make the rolls go away. I like fatties and when my girl's ankles are next to her head, all that phat is right there for me to grab. hell yeah! bow chicka wow wow

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Would you seriously date a woman or a man if they told you that they did not give oral sex Posted: 12/16/2005 9:46:55 AM
I have dated a couple girls a couple who did not give oral. Notice the past tense on that. Whythe hell would I, a pie eating contest winner, go without a good slob on the knob? Ladies, you have your reasons for not doing it. But what happens when your vag is broken...oy yeah, anal.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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slap on the face Posted: 12/14/2005 4:09:17 PM
yeah, I don't request punches, but I can take them. I rarely ever draw lines. The only reason I ever would draw a line is to cross it with a girl like you Blondeamazon.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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slap on the face Posted: 12/14/2005 3:54:25 PM
well, "blondeamazon", do you want to prove that? I really like a complete a$$ beating, so a slap or even a punch in the face would only make me more arroused.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Deal Breaker Posted: 12/14/2005 3:50:48 PM
fake boobs are a deal breaker. I can deal with too much make up and too much perfume and fake blond hair. but if I come across fale t1ts, I'm outa there. They are so nasty looking.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Themes ?! Posted: 12/14/2005 3:47:34 PM
Have a costume party. The boys can be criminals and the girls can be cops. sound good?

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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foreplay Posted: 12/14/2005 3:36:22 PM
It should last until you are tearing eachother into shreds begging for sex.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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slap on the face Posted: 12/14/2005 3:35:07 PM
I would start drooling, and ask for another. face slapping is so hot and I love to slap and be slapped right on the face during sex. good question badbadgirl.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Why do people add you to their favorites and then never contact you? Posted: 12/14/2005 3:28:59 PM
I have a policy where if someone doesn't respond to my mail after a week, they get deleted from my faves because I like to stay in touch. There are plenty of fish in the sea and don't worry about the jerks that don't write you. They are just wasting their time on some skiiny a$$ b1tch when they could be having the time of their life with you. Good luck "catch a star"!

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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favorate....after sex activity Posted: 12/14/2005 2:48:37 PM
doobie, snack, more sex, more sex, anal, oral, another doobie, snack, doobie, more oral, anal. fresh air, more oral, anal followed by another doobie. maybe a nap or a shower

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Why do stunning women go for geeks Posted: 12/14/2005 2:45:49 PM
well let me tell you what is going on. there are actually some women who like geeks. I'm a geek and I get more a$$ than a toilet seat. I have no money, so that isn't an incentive for sure. See, having a killer personality is better than just being hot, because, beauty fades and those "stunning women" you mention realize that.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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ways to get action from the really HOT ones Posted: 12/14/2005 2:36:04 PM
I would just make em laugh and hope they like me. But I don't believe in taking women home for one night stands when they are drunk. The result is usually bad because they wake up and realize they are next to that really "funny" guy, who f*cked them senseless and the yfeel guilty and don't talk to you anymore. Personally, if a girl was so hot I had to have her, I'd just make sure that she was cool enough to talk for a minute and get her number. Then go out for coffee and talk. Holding a conversation in a bar sucks and she probably looks better anyways cuz you've had like 3 martinis.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Guys wuld u have MaleFemaleMale 3-some Posted: 12/14/2005 2:16:54 PM
I think the word slut is a complimnet and Kikilynne, if you know how to suck c0ck, you don't need to focus.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Swingers? People think this is normal ? Posted: 12/14/2005 2:00:50 PM
Swinging is awesom and actually saves many marriages. Monogamy is unnatural and we are the only species that adheres to that. In addition are you cheating on your husband if you spend money that he doesn't want you to spend? Are you chesting if he says "no make up" and you wear make up? Open marriage has nothing to do with being a slut and everything with doing things you enjoy together. And if that is sex, so be it. Open your eyes Brittany.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Do men really...................... Posted: 12/12/2005 3:37:37 PM
Both? it depends on the mood. Sometimes I just want to make out for a while and then get a hum job. Other times I want to make love until the cows come home. It's reallt dependant on our schedules and how much energy we have. Sometimes I just want to eat pie and then sleep.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Pink tacco? Posted: 12/12/2005 11:35:11 AM
I will beg to eat pie if she doesn't like/want it. I like giving oral so bad that once I tied my girl up while she was sleeping so I could orally satisfy her and she absolutely loved it. She used to wake me up with a beej, so what the hell, right? Basically if a girl doesn't like oral sex, she ain't gettin' f*cked. I mean, I wanna taste test before I buy the whole pie.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

Msg: 71 (view)

sexual chatter in the first few sentences Posted: 12/12/2005 10:32:00 AM
First off, BadBadGirl you can request to see my friggin bank statement and my johnson, anytime peeryudd. Head Shot por fa vor? There is no such thing as a stupid question and if someone asks to talk about sex, don't dog them. Just tell them politely that it isn't a topic of interest and if all they want to talk about is sex....keep fishing. Just because you read a profile and it says "long term", does that mean that they don't want "intimate encounters"? Hell no, they just want intimacy with someone in an LT. So give these guys a break and give them a head's up when you start IMing or phone conversation that sex will not be discussed. It's a simple request and if they can't respect that, fck em'. Or in your case..don't fck em'.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

Msg: 38 (view)

Why do women say they're ...... Posted: 12/12/2005 10:20:01 AM
Hey man, we are in the USA and when you say a couple extra pounds, it could mean a couple more than 300 lbs. I love them beefy, big, fat, thick, stocky, chunky, voluptuous, heavy, big boned American women. Hell, I love saying BBW, because I get sick of trying to figure out what adjective to describe women of exceptional mass. There you go, we'll just call them "beauties of exceptional mass and density". Dude, some girls aren't "big" they are just teetering at chubby, so they don't consider them selves "big". C'mon ladies, one size fits all. Everyone should have a big girl...more for the money!!!

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Okay, This is a serious problem!? Posted: 12/12/2005 10:12:04 AM
Let me give you my take on it. If you spent $18,000 on a p.i. and are looking for free love, you a bit behind the times. For that kind of money, you could have gone to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada and had a month to remember. Or, went on a vacation with her and had some alone time. If she gives up and so do you, screw it. You either have to try and put the spice back, or get a mistress. Good luck with your dilemma.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Madonna/whore complex Posted: 12/12/2005 10:00:50 AM
BadGirl is right. Madonna isn't a whore, she is a uber-whore worth $679,000,000 and a fake British accent, which puts her in a class by herself. But back to the point. You can't base someone on their sexuality unless it is important to you. I have had succesful long term relationships with women I had sex with on the first date. At first I was concerned and then I just realized that when someone has sex with you right away, it might just mean you were meant to screw. And thank you "taurus516" for the insight and thought to start a great thread. Why the hell are you single anyway?

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Does marriage really count any more ? Posted: 12/12/2005 9:53:30 AM
Well, many women I have talked to are sick of getting mail from married men, claiming that they are cheating on their wives. It is quite an assumption that they are monogamous marriages. Nowadays, many couples have outside lovers. Marriage is an institution which has to be respected by both parties and in many cases people marry out of pressure. It's sad , but true.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Guys wuld u have MaleFemaleMale 3-some Posted: 12/12/2005 9:25:23 AM
Well actually I can tell you from personal experience that I truly enjoy sharing my girl(with her permission) with others, men and women. In fact, if my girl is willing, we can do whatever she pleases and if that means MMF three ways, great! I'm not jealous at all and if anything, I'm proud to have a woman who is open minded and can handle two weiners. And as far as ego, I'm not endowed like a porn star and I have had MMF three ways with guys who were hung like Equines(horses). Let me tell you, it didn't bother me one bit because I could fit in her a$$/mouth and he couldn't. So, why should I be jealous of a guy who doesn't get deep throated or anal?

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Loud partners Posted: 12/12/2005 9:11:06 AM
One time, my girl friend's neighbors left a note on her door saying "f*ck quieter". And I mean, all the neighbors. There were like 11 signatures on the note. Apparently she was super noisy and people three floors down coul hear it.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 12/12/2005 7:39:45 AM
Probably go to a used car lot, get ripped off (cuz I'm a chick) by a sleazy used car sales man, take the biggest baddest ass sports car out for a test drive and speed intentionally, then after I got pulled over for speeding, ask the officer if there was anything I could do to avoid a ticket, then I'd have him handcuff me to the steering wheel while he probed me with a night stick, and then I'd proceed to orally consume his genetic material, unless of course the PIG is gay. Oh wait, besides sex? Definitely give birth. Guys can do pretty much anything a girl can except that. Yeah, it's painful, but you only live once.....or do you?

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Guys wuld u have MaleFemaleMale 3-some Posted: 12/12/2005 5:57:09 AM
I just sit here and wonder why the men are so worried their c0ck will get touched. Are you worried you might like it? What if his balls lap up against your rod while you dually penetrate the fortunate gal? I love MMF three ways as well as FFM three ways. Plus, what the hell is the point of having a three way if you aren't all touching? I mean, why have a three way if you are so worried about unintentional contact? I can easily satisfy two women and I think women are built to satisfy more than one man at a time. If they aren't, why do they have three available love ports?

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Nutella Posted: 12/12/2005 5:32:04 AM
Personally I think Nutella tastes best when it's licked off someone's body, but that is just my opinion. I mean, the stuff is made in Italy and Italians know sex and food. So who says you can't substitute an apple slice with a breast or foot. MMMM, nutella on foot. Well, I'm headed off to the store now to buy Nutella. Who knows the story behind Nutella? I do...

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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sex and drinking do they mix Posted: 12/10/2005 12:09:20 PM
Sex and drinking rarely mix, but I have had great sex while drunk. In fact once, I was paralyzed for 30+ minutes after cumming while trashed.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

Msg: 33 (view)

Is the First time you have sex with someone too soon for Oral???? Posted: 12/10/2005 12:07:59 PM
Never too soon for oral. IF she has a problem with oral the first time, then she isn't my type of girl. I like women who enjoy giving oral. Especially ball lickers! MMM MMM GOOD!

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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what makes you scream? Posted: 12/10/2005 12:05:47 PM
Hmmmm, pain, pain and more pain. Sorry, but I love pain and butt licking. When a girl begs for azz ramming, I scream for shizzle. Or when she can make me cum from oral which rarely happens.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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How many people have you slept with in one night? Posted: 12/10/2005 11:59:53 AM
so, we aren't counting day time hours? Do you only make whoopee at night?

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Guys, what do you think of hip-huggers (jeans) on a female do you think it is sexy? Posted: 12/10/2005 11:57:19 AM
The low rise jean phenomenon needs to end. first of all the only girls who can rock em' never have any tush and usually have generic lower back tattoos. Thats a big turn off for me as I need ample buns to sqeeze and can't stand a thoughtless back tattoo. And when chunky chicks, which I prefer, wear them, it just looks wrong. Butt cleavage is not even hot at all. I want to open her jeans likes it's X-mas and know that I'm the first guy that sees her buns that day. And yes, a pot belly is sooooo friggin' hot!

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. Posted: 12/10/2005 11:52:15 AM
Well, if she smokes herb, great! If she lives to smoke herb, she needs rehab. I really prefer if people disclose this as drug use is fine when it comes to herb, alcohol, and tobacco and a couple other exceptions. But drug abuse is unacceptable. Why would I turn a girl on if she wants a glass c0ck in her mouth instead of man meat. Plus, drug addicts are not capable of being in love because they have no or little love for themselves. I love me a stoner chick, but I'd rather date someone who doesn't smoke and doesn't mind if I do as opposed to a girl who is puffin 24/7.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

Msg: 51 (view)

DATE RAPE Posted: 12/10/2005 11:46:14 AM
I would think if you had sex, you'd remember.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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What DO you Prefer? Posted: 12/10/2005 11:36:32 AM
the answer is both. it just depends on the mood. but most of the time, the girls that I sleep with want to get pounced on and humped into oblivion. just my experience.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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frying chicken Posted: 12/10/2005 11:07:05 AM
Hell yeah Dallas Guy, its all about the thighs and legs. Breasts dont have enough fat to taste good.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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HOT pepper lovers!!! Posted: 12/10/2005 10:55:23 AM
If I don't eat hot peppers on a daily basis, I don't feel right. Does that make me an addict? Hot peppers are the best thing that happened to my tongue since poon tang and quadruple fermented ale.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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recipe inventions that sucked Posted: 12/10/2005 10:49:40 AM
asian vegetables with almond butter sauce. the sauce thickened too much in the heating process and was way too thick. haven't been able to get it right since. I substituted almonds for peanuts and made almond butter with hot sauce. it tastes great alone but wasn't good on veggies. oh well!

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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How important is sex in a relationship? Posted: 12/10/2005 10:36:47 AM
It's important but sex shouldn't be the focal point. At the same time, if there is no chemistry what so ever, the relationship is dead in my eyes. I recently broke up with my girlfriend for stopping sex with me. Her roommate thought we were being too loud and we weren't. The roomie was just jealous and it really caused a problem. At first I did not mind and then later I realized that my girl got hers, was very satisfied and my needs came after her roommates need for "peace". I would have understood if her roommate had talked to us after, but she banged on the door when we were in the act. I realized then that I want to be with someone who doesn't pay attention to anything else when we are making love.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

Msg: 53 (view)

What is the best way to approach a woman? Posted: 12/5/2005 11:24:22 AM
First, introduce yourself. Second, mention that you like something about them. Third, try making small talk. Fourth, ask if you can take her out for a cup od coffee or tea. Fifth, get her number and repeat steps 1-4 on the second date. It's easy. Just try it with many girls, because it's always hit or miss! Good luck dude.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

Msg: 113 (view)

When a girl says 'Your cute? What does it really mean... Posted: 12/5/2005 11:20:39 AM
Dude, you are looking way too deep into this. Saying a guy is cute is a very non specicific statement. Maybe she just thinks you are really great and can't put it into words. Don't worry man. Keep fishin'!

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

Msg: 70 (view)

Would you perform oral sex on your date at a walkin movie theatre? Posted: 12/5/2005 11:10:22 AM
10-4 good buddy. Of course!! Nothing beats public sex. Especially when you can get caught. But she should return the favor before the feature presentaion ends.

cancercarless

Joined: 9/23/2005

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Opportunistic sex Posted: 12/5/2005 11:08:37 AM
I like to jump in with a condom! But I don't have one night stands. If a girl is like "hey, wanna come home with me? It's a one time offer." I'm thinking "sure lady, one time. I don't think so" When there is pressure to do it, it is no fun. But when an oppotunity to have some fun arises, I usually seek out pleasure. Plus there are more ways than just intercourse to have fun.

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